Hmm, so I don't really know what to do for my profile, but I will give it a try. :)
My birthday is in March, and I'm 13. (Not gonna say any more than that). I am a HUGE fan of Star Wars, the Maximum Ride series, and X Men. (The name WolvieGrrl wasn't just randomly picked out of a hat, you know! :P)I love to write, and I want to be an author when I grow up. My favorite characters from The Clone Wars are Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex, Padme, and Obi- Wan. My least favorite characters are Krell *blech, the Son, Dooku, Greivious (Sorry if that isn't how you spell his name... I don't really like him enough to find out how.), and Palpatine/ Sidious. (Seriously, who DOESN'T hate them? No offense if you don't of course... just my personal opinion... :D)

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Favorite Food: Cookies!!!! :D

Favorite Movies: X Men (all), Star Wars (all), Beastly, The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Thor, and Iron Man (I like almost all movies, but these are just a few! :D)

Favorite TV Shows: Star Wars the Clone Wars, Merlin, Leverage, Castle, Modern Family, Once Upon a Time, So You Think You Can Dance (I don't watch a whole lot of TV, too busy writing)

Favorite Books: Oh man, this list could go on FOREVER! To name a few, Pride and Prejudice, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Illiad and Oddyssey, Percy Jackson Series, Maximum Ride Series, Warriors Series, Seekers Series, Count Dracula, All Star Wars Books, X Men Movie novels, Happyface, Love Stargirl, Stealing Linkoln's Body, and SO MANY MORE IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!!

Favorite Game: QUELF!!!!! Seriously, it's AWESOME!!!! What other game makes you put ice down your pants?!?!? :)

My Stories:
I don't really have a huge list of stories, but I guess I'll put it up here.

Life Incarnate: Complete
Summary- It was always fire. Fire that consumed Anakin, fire that destroyed him, and fire that brought him back. And Anakin Skywalker was reborn. A Phoenix from the ashes.

Life After Death: In Progress
Summary- Sequel to Life Incarnate. The Fire was close to being extinguished, and this time for good. There would be no more Phoenix. And yet, I could see in Anakin's eyes that he knows how it all ends. And the end was finally beginning.

Deceptions: In Progress
A more normal story featuring Anakin and Ahsoka.
Summary- As the dark rift enveloping the galaxy drives a wedge between the Jedi, can they remain true to their beliefs? Or will Anakin find himself lost in the deceptions and lies of those he thought to be his closest friends?

The Case of the Missing Milk...
This was just a short little one- shot that I wrote so that I could qualify as a Beta. But , it's humor (I know, right? Who would have ever thought that the WolvieGrrl would ever write a HUMOR story?

Bloodmoon: In Progress
Note- So far, I only have the prequel done on this story, and updates will be scarce for the moment, as I am currently focusing all my attention on my other stories. But if you're looking for this story, it's a Star Wars crossover Twilight crossover, so it's a bit harder to find than my other story.
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For Starwars Geeks

When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left

When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any

When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all

When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot

When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred

When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter

When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive

When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’

When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside

When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his

When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt

When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother

When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padmé, who lost the galaxy

When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures

When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One

When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly

When you are mad that your brother or sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers

When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off

When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine

When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the NewRepublic

When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut

When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp

When life offers lemons, make Grape Juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Duct Tape is like the Force: It has a Light Side, and Dark Side, and it holds the universe together.

Don't knock on Death's Door; rind the doorbell, and RUN. He HATES that.

Flying is easy. Just throw yourself at the ground, and miss.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes 3 to punch them. Do it. DO IT!

Andrew, would you please stop petting your pet potato?

If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile

I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! (And if you hvae eevr met aynone who can NOT raed tihs, pseale let me konw!)

You Know That You Are An Author If...

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

YOU MAY BE OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS IF: (from jedigal125)

... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.

... you've memorized the Jedi code.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

Fun things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off at any of the stops.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY ding at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Make sure to keep a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive through order is 'to-go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Words and Phrases of Wisdom

Instructions: Star your favorite phrases with your pen or pencil, memorize them, and then use them as much as possible!

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you ifyoudo.

Knowledge knows that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation and those who have to test the electric fence for themselves!

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. If we weren’t meant to pop out our beds, then DON’T!

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

If a pen is mightier than a sword, how come actions speak louder than words?

Everyone has sense, some peoples just isn’t common

When someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. (Sooo TRUE)

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, C & P into your profile and add your name to this list: Yendor Tyfo and Pinksaber13, WolvieGrrl

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A Normal Conversation Between Me and Some People Who Shall Not Be Named

Person 1- They thing we're insane; just wait until they actually meet us.

Person 2- I could wear my "Hang 'Em like they do in Texas shirt

(Laughter)

Person 3- Or, "Young Angry White Republican"

Me- Hey! The first letters stand for YAWN!

(Silence)

Person 3- Umm, you were joking when you said that right? You don't actually think the first letters in Youn Angry White Republican stands for YAWN do you?

Me- (Puzzled) Of course I do! That's what it spells!

Question; Why did you join the dark side?
Answer; They have cookies (DUH), and besides, I got blinded by the Light!! :)

Please, please, PLEASE do my poll! I usually have one up at all times for my readers!

Guess what?!?! I'M OFFICIALLY A BETA!!!! PLEASE, send me requests so that I can Beta stories! If the fandom that you write isn't on my list, then PM me, because I am familiar with a ton of fandoms, but I wasn't patient enough to actually add them. Thank you! :D

Okay, I haven't been on for a really long time, but please come back to my story! It isn't because I just didn't want to do it, trust me! I was off for so long because I was working on something else. Yes, that is right, I am an OFFICIAL author! I published my first book a few weeks ago, and I needed a break from writing, but now I'm back! Expect more regular updates (hopefully). But, please, COME BACK TO ME, READERS! It makes me all sad when you're all gone...

Also, I understand that some people are pretty ticked off at me right now, and to know why you just have to read the story (And hopefully drop a review, while you are at it... :D) I just want to say to all of you, that if you are upset about how things are going, please PM me and I will PM you back saying how I plan for the story to go. Trust me, I tried to get everyone's opinion on what to do in the story, but it's hard, and it might take time. And I think and hope that after the message, you will understand and not want to chase me with a pitchfork anymore! :)