| the Ambassador |
Author has written 27 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy I-VI, Vagrant Story, Legend of Zelda, Tales of Symphonia, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Fire Emblem. Ateh gebor leolam Adonai. Or Ambassador Garnet L. Alexander. Whichever, I'm still Agla. Cleared all the crap out of this because it was seriously overdue. I write things. Mostly Silly Things, because though I appreciate romance and drama very much I am totally crap at writing them. For those wanting to know something about me, I'm twenty years old, English, and weird. Also nonbinary. In nearly every way possible. A Prayer Almighty Lord, who is responsible for the evolution of the platypus and the kiwi; who is greater and stranger than the mind of any mortal may conceive; great Lord of Weirdness, we pray. Let us be Weird loudly and joyously. Give us the strength to ignore the barbs of the ignorant; let us never be content to be pigeonholed. For we are Your children and creations, glorious in oddness. Give us also the strength not to freak out when we see someone different to us; allow us not to be isolated from our fellow because they do not fit our definition of 'normal'. Let our definitions of virtue be centred around kindness, honour and integrity, not around conforming to a one-size-fits-all pattern. For such is Your love that You created the world full of wonders, the strange and the spare and the unconventional, a rich tapestry of beautiful confusion. And such is Your nature, that You are Weirder than all things created. Amen. | |||||||||
1. Gold Cannot Be Pure reviewsGold cannot be pure, and people cannot be perfect." Chinese proverbFire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-09 - Micaiah - Complete2. child of grace reviewsThe musings of a tactician, during battle.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-09 - Soren - Complete3. Things Ranulf Is No Longer Allowed To Do reviewsFE9 crackiness. Ranulf beggars belief, and two members of the Crimean Liberation Army find some common ground in agreeing that.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-09 - Soren & Lethe - Complete4. Song of the Sorceress reviewsHow do you react to becoming a witch?Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-09 - Rinoa H. - Complete5. peerless warriorYou'll be my master strategist and I'll be your peerless warrior!" An early Christmas present from A.G.L.A. Verging on metafic.Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Published: 11-30-08 - Lyndis & Tactician/Mark - Complete6. The Quartermaster's StoryThere's been some very strange things happening round here lately. I confess I'm rather perplexed...Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Published: 11-12-08 - Complete7. Three Score Years And Ten reviewsZelos reflects, after a very special birthday party.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-12-08 - Zelos W. - Complete8. Before reviewsZant and Midna, before the game.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-08 - Complete9. looping reviewsAU, slightly, I suppose. But not in a very big way, just a little text change. Seriously weird writing, though...At the heart of the battle, the moment of clarityand the connection to those who have gone before.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-0510. Strange Land reviewsAn odd little poem about the first Final Fantasy.Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-0511. The Hart Speaks reviewsBecause what you do with ruins is play tag in them, and if they're as big as Leá Monde then you play bigger games of tag. Perhaps humour, of the sly-giggle sort. Anyone caught understanding this will be shot.Vagrant Story - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-0512. Start of an Era reviewsA highly unconventional tribute to Final Fantasy IV. Go Moonman, you ROCK!Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-0413. Flame In Repeat reviewsPhoenices flaming in repeat, or timeless ones grown small or great...Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-0414. Immune to Vampires reviewsThe failings of at least one kind of 'horror' story, exposed. Gift for Zarla!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-0315. The Prince of Air and Darkness reviewsA sort-of companion to 'jumpers'. 'With Pow'rs and Dominations need I speak...'Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-0316. Her Song reviewsAfter it all, Cloud remembers.(Sky and Earth, there ought to be an Introspection genre...)Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-0317. jumpers reviews[FFIV/FFVII/FFIX]fate is not kind to those who leap...Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-0318. Dolphin Luck reviews'Reality is a dream, and dreams are reality. If they want to be, and for a given value of 'teapot'. This means I can see Yuna naked whenever I want to. Really.'-TidusFinal Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-1-0319. So What Happens Next? reviewsYevon is dead, Auron's been sent, Tidus has ceased to exist. SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?-Our favourite posse are out of the spiral and discovering their heritage...which is a lot weirder than any of them ever even *dreamed*.Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-0320. Pop Goes The Moogle » reviewsJust when you thought it was safe to read Garnet L. Alexander's poetry...WARNING-Extreme Silliness!Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-15-03 - Published: 1-13-0321. A Conversation With Jenova reviewsMy contribution to Red Nose Day. I know it's late! The Dark Force Jenova has a ten-million-aeon plan to corrupt and destroy humanity. But humanity don't seem to be co-operating...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-0322. Final Fancy reviewsA little glimpse at what it's like to be fictional and put upon, plus my first-ever song parody!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-0323. The Universe according to Cait Sith reviewsOookay...This is the part where you all back away slowly. This poem just *happened*...really! It's also my first work in FF7...which is meaningful, I guess...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-0324. You Stupid Little Dreamer reviewsAlso titled, The Wonderful Story of Neko and Dagger and Six More. Just what happens when the story ends? I don't know about you, but I like Gaia too much to leave...*teehee*Warning-May Contain Nuts.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-25-0325. Summoning Spell for the Greater Guardian Forces reviewsThe terrestrial GFs are merely reflections of those that *they* guard, the human treasure. Alone, I seek protection...(Based loosely on Eiko's spell in Go Not Gently, and in the same vein as my Squall poem)Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-0226. Thank You, Squall Leonhart reviewsA VERY BIG thankyou to a VERY GREAT person! Warning; weirdness; if you aren't used to thinking at diagonals, the contents may disturb you.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-0227. Facing Gerogero reviewsA little poem I came up with after fighting Gerogero. Please be kind, this is my first attempt at FF8!*hides*Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-30-02