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 Poll: Which story/oneshot should I write next? Sorry about the horrible gramer and mispelling here I'm writing on my kindle. Iwill right thestories in order of most to least votes. Or at least start them. If I get a good inspiration for a story I will right it first. I might be slow on updates because I can only write on the weekends. Vote Now! |
Author has written 35 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Alex Rider, Avengers, and White Collar. about me: favorite books: hunger games trilogy gallager girls series harry potter percy jackson series my sister the vampire series bad girls don't die trilogy peter and the starcatchers artemis fowl soul screamers little house on the prairie twilight heir apparent the companions quartet (by juila g.) the clique series maximum ride series alex rider series and whole lot more favorite t.v shows/movies: Hunger Games was epic!! THE Avengers iron man captain america thor spiderman house of anubis alice in wonderland the amazing spiderman harry potter alex rider percy jackson twilight roswell Howl's moving castle (with josh hutterson) spirited away ponyo the secret world of arrietty batman x-men men in black (all three) pokemon danny phantom kim possible tower prep phineas and ferb jessie austin and ally wizards of wavarly place drop dead diva NCIS ghost whisperer Bones arrested development supernatural white collar better off ted life with boys the mentalist NCIS pitch perfect how to rock rags we bought a zoo neverland super 8 kick ass icarly true jackson vp big time rush good luck charlie ben ten ramona and beezus looper abduction whole lot more grades: straight a-1-a for my whole life(such a goody-two-shoes) true story: i went to new york this summer and went to the empire state building and i litteraly asked the guy how to i get to the 600th floor i want to see olumpus and he looked at me like i was crazy so, i walked away... it's true!! also, the next day or some thing we went to the harry potter excibition with real props from the movie and got to throw quaffles, get a time turner and try on the real sorting hat and i was like you are loyal (hufflepuff), cunning and ambitous (slythern), a little brave (GRYFINDOR) and very smart (ravenclaw) it sorted me into ravenclaw but said could be a gryffindor too... so, im like hermoine ravenclaw/gryffindor mostly and like harry, a little and each house which is awesome!!!!!!!! i may be semi-insane... fav pairings: harry potter: marauder's era: James x Lily Snape x Lily (friendship) Sirius x Marlene Mckinnon Remus x Mary Mcdonald Alice x Frank Molly x Arthur Marauders x Snape x Lily (friends or freinemies) charlie x tonks (as teens/kids) Snape x oc Remus x oc Sirius x oc peter x oc Tom Riddle x oc Goldn trio era: Ron x Hermoine Harry x Ginny Hannah Abbot x Neville Luna x Neville Bill x Fleur Remus x Tonks Draco x Astoria Draco x girl-Harry Draco x Golden trio (friends or frienemies) Draco x oc Luna x oc draco x luna lavender x seamus dean x oc dean x parvati terry boot x susan bones Justin x oc Percy x Penelope Cho Chang x Cedric Fred x Angelina George x Angelina Lee x Alicia Lee x oc Fred x oc George x oc Katie x Oliver Dudley x oc Charlie x oc all canon Next Gen. era: Rose x Scorpius Teddy x Victoire Percy x Audrey Lily Luna x Scorpius Lily Luna x Lorcan Lucy x Lysander Molly ll x oc Fred ll x oc dominique x oc (nott or zabini's son) James sirius x oc (preferably oliver's daughter) Albus Severus x oc (neville's daughter) Hugo x oc Louis x oc Dominique x oc Lucy x oc Roxanne x oc (nevill's son) Lysander x oc (neville's daughter) Lorcan x oc gallager girls series: cammie x zack bex x grant macy x preston liz x ? percy jackson: percy x annabeth percy x rachel (friendship) travis x katie selina x beckendorf clarrise x chris thalia x percy x nico (brothers/sister love/hate) thalia x luke thalia x nico bianca x luke bianca x nico (brother/ sister) zoe nightshade x thalia (sisters) thalia x jason (brother/sister) jason x percy (best friendship/try and kill each other) grover x juniper jason x piper x reyna (triangle) jason x piper percy x annabeth x rachel(triangle) leo x oc nico x oc conner x oc Hazel x Frank Hazel x Leo Hazel x Frank x LEO (triangle) Reyna x Jason x Piper x Percy x Annabeth (hexagon) Tyson x Ella hazel x sammy leo x thalia leo x reyna phineas and ferb: phineas x isabella ferb x grechen baljeet x ginger baljeet x mishti ferb x vannessa vannessa x jhonny vanessa x monty candance x jeramy buford x milly ferb x oc stacy x oc danny phantom: sam x danny jazz x tucker dani x oc tucker x oc jazz x oc tucker x star tucker x valerie paulina x dash sam x valerie x paulina x danny (girls fighting over him) jonny 13 x kitty ember x skullker box ghost x lunch lady dani x danny (family/friendship) dani x box lunch (friendship) house of anubis: nina x fabian nina x jerome (brother/sister) nina x joy (frienemies) nina x fabian x joy (triangle) joy x oc jerome x patrica jerome x mara mara x mick alfie x amber mick x mara jerome (triangle) eddie x patricia piper x alfie nina x eddie (brother/sister) tower prep: ian x cj gabe x suki kim possible: kim x ron tim x oc jim x oc bonnie x oc bonnie x brick monique x wade wade x oc monique x oc maximum ride: max x fang maya/max ll x dylan iggy x ella ari x angel hunger games: prim x rory katniss x gale katniss x peeta finnick x annie rue & prim (best friendship) delly x gale katniss' daughter x finnick's son katniss's son x gale's daughter invader zim mimi x gir gaz x zim dib & zim (frienemies) tak x dib dib x oc tak x oc dib x gretchen zim x tak powerpuff girls
blossom x brick buttercup x butch ppg elements powerpuffs: bubbles:sugar blossom:everything nice buttercup:spice powerpunks: beserk:everything nasty brat:salt brute:vinager Avatar:
sokka x suki ty lee x oc toph x oc zuko x mei azula x oc gran-gran x pakku toph x tao aang x toph katara x zuko jane x zuko jane x oc legend of korra:
mako x asami bolin x korra bolin x jinora jinora x sckootchy ikki x sckootchy pema x tenzin H2o just add water:
rikki x zane emma x ash kim x elliot bella x will don x sam kickin it
jerry x grace milton x julie twilight: bella x edward bella x jacob rosalie x emmet alice x jasper carslie x esme renesme x jacob paul x rachel quil x clarie sam x emily renee x phil drop dead diva jane/deb x greyson stacy x fred parker x alicia kim x preacher guy roswell liz x max maria x michel alex x isabel isabel x michel tess x kyle pokemon ash x misty-pokeshipping ash x iris-negaishipping ash x may-advancedshipping ash x dawn-pearlshipping dawn x kenny dawn x barry may x drew-contestshipping may x brayden dawn x paul giovanni x delia-diamondshipping max x oc gary x oc brock x oc tracy x oc iris x cilan gary x leaf-oldrivalshipping max x molly h. Alex Rider:
Tom x oc Jack x Ian Jack x Ben/fox K-unit x oc's Yassen x Jack Tom x fem-alex john x helen ash x oc Blunt x Ms. Jones Bones
Christeen/Micheal Angela/Hogins Zack/Niomi Zack/OC Sweets/daisy Sweets/OC Cam/OC Parker/OC Michelle/Finn wendell/oc fisher/oc Vincent Nigel-Murray/oc Dance academy: tara/ethan sammy/abigal kat/christen sammy/kat tara/christen ethan/isabelle NCIS: Tony/Kate Tony/Ziva Tony/Abby Mcgee/Abby Gibbs/Jenny Gibbs/Shannon Kelly/OC Jimmy/Michelle Ducky/OC my favorite/cutest actors:(no paricular order) 1) Josh Hutcherson (Peeta Mellark) more coming soon... copy-and-paste-it's "Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, came back." -Unknown Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, getting me to shut up is priceless but I don't belive in this unless it is being used on you! It takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to slap someone. Most people are decent at sports copy and paste this in to your profile if you are one of the few who get hurt just by moving ex. Tripping over air, sucking at sports but still do to against your will anyway, crashing into walls and doors, falling up the stairs, vetting smacked in the face with sports balls even when your not playing, and to much more to even type. All of this has happened Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself. The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die. Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?" I dream of things that never were and say, "Why not?" Dreams are the touchstones of our character. The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold. Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. better to beg forgiveness than ask permission You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope. remember, silence is golden, duct tape is silver, and your mouth will be purple if you don't SHUT UP! Thank you. Don’t say goodbye because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting. - peter pan If you live to be 100 I hope I live 100 minus one day so I never have to be here without you. - Whinnie the Pooh I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed. Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive because you only have one life to live. Giving up doesn’t always mean your weak sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go. Out side of a dog a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog it’s to dark to read now whos afraid of the big bad wolf i think i saw a pussy cat-tweety in baby loony tunes Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving” Be who you want to be not what others want you to see. The truth will always set you free but it won’t always make you happy If one can not enjoy reading a book over and over again then there is no use reading it at all. “Your back”, she had shouted, “and your short again. It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike. the glass is only half empty when you look at it that way.. the glass don't get fuller when you stare at it...it just bores you so badly you forget why you were staring at it at all for the simple reason of making you do something entertaining.. Cinderella walked on broken glass. Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. Some words of wisdom: Killers stab you in the head. If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. A perfect life is one with flaws as is a perfect person The thirst for knowledge is dangerous when taken to far Fear of the name only increases fear for the thing its self. Let us dare to be ourselves for we do that better than anyone else The greatest revenge is to accomplish what others say you can not do The past was. Tomorrow maybe. Only today is. In life, as in baseball sometimes getting on base is as important as hitting a home run. Sometimes the most forceful statement you can make is to remain silent. You can’t change that which you don’t accept Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile if the truth will set you free, how come i always get sent to my room when i tell it. when i lie my parents think i'm telling the truth and when i tell the truth they think i'm lieing...and they claim to beable to see right right though me...all logic is now nearly extinct... You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one who won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this percy jackson quotes: "In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."- Percy Jackson "Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." "If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself." "She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that. "I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it." “You idiot” Annabeth said, which was how I knew she was overjoyed to see me conscious. “It’s stopped raining.” “It’s been known to do that” if the truth will set you free then why when i tell the truth i either get sent to my room or sent to my room for lying when i told the truth? I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from but I think I meant “eat my pants”- Percy Jackson We do not use the “C” word to describe the lord of the sky. “You have evil thoughts for a goat” “why thank you” “Your nuts Grover” “yeah, nuts and berries” The Percy Jackson pledge: A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- I promise to remember Rue harry potter quotes: Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends Fear of the name only increases fear for the thing its self. The great black dog looked up at Dumbledore, then, in an instant, turned back into a man. Mrs. Weasley screamed and leapt back from the bed. “Sirius Black!” she shrieked, pointing at him.“Mum, shut up!” Ron yelled. “It’s okay!” Snape had not yelled or jumped backward, but the look on his face was one of mingled fury and horror. Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies You say Twilight more copy and paste its You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. if pro is the opposite of con, does that mean progress is the opposite of congress? the optemist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. the pessimist sees the length of the darkness. the realist sees the train speeding at them... You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Cheese. milk's leap toward immortality. Lifes Tough, get a helmet. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? (lethal= deadly if you didn't know) Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? > >> This is weird, but interesting!> > >>> > >> If you How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. I am not afraid of the dark, I am afraid of what is lurking in it. I am not afraid of heights, I am afraid of falling. I am not afraid of falling in love, I am afraid of not being loved back. Find the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours to listen to your heart beat or will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead who keeps your picture in his wallet who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweatpants who holds your hand in front of all his friends who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you how much he cares, and how he is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says That's Her! Spread the Stupidity Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.(THEY KILLIN THEMSELVES!!!!!) Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. (U GONNA GET FAT except from tha soda HAHAHA!!!!!) Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (IMA GONNA ROB A BANK!!!! the pens, of course JUST TO PROVE I CAN!!!!!!! then ill return them nicely) Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (OOHH... SHINY...) Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (HAHA!! UNPROPORTIONALNESS!!!!!!) Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. (STUPID VAMPIRE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!) Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. (BLIND DRIVERS!!!!!) OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Things To Ponder: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? What disease did cured ham have? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise? Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? How can something be both “new” and “improved”? Why do we shut up, but quiet down? How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place? Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers 1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, 2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?” 3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?” 4.”Were you alone or by yourself?” 5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the 6.”Did he kill you?” 7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?” 8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?” 9.”How many times have you committed suicide?” 10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?” 11. Q: “She had three children, right?” 12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?” 13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?” 14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?” 15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?” 16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a 17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead 18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did 19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?” 20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?” 21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?” 22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you Barbie's Letter to Santa: Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at So, here’s my holiday wish list for 1998, Santa. l. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What 3. A REAL man — maybe GI Joe. I’d take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped-out 4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away 5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just 6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery. 7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about 8. A new, more 90’s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature 9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl. 10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it. Okay, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I Yours Truly, Barbie Favorite PJO Quotes Copy paste to your profile if you like them too! “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” “If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.” “Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.” “Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.” “Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.” “It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.” “How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.” “The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us" “Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.” “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” “Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?” “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!” “She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.” "The chains of death can only be be melted by the fire of life" HOA QUOTES The bible says always be prepared Amber, That's the boy scouts Amber and Fabian Speak of the devil, Litterelly, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames. What does it say? It's not repeatable... Jerome and Alfie Falls out of chair in amazement *does it* Alfie Tut Tut Fabian Tut Tut Amber Are you insane? Yes, quite possibly Eric Sweet and Rufus Zeno Just girl stuff, For girls. I can be really girly at times. Patricia I'm sorry for spending all my dad's money, and for giving Mara a hard time at elections, and for thinking about David Bechkam even though I KNOW he's Victoria's... Amber You did really well, and you din't pee your pants. so...Bonus! patricia Oh, this is the girls toliets. I can see that now. Fabian World domination to Victor is six people in bed by ten Alfie I want to see my face in that toliet. I would love to see your face in the toliet. Victor and Alfie Toliet duty! This is the fifth time this term!Alfie I know! How about we do a story about a young girl who loses her parents in mysterious circumstances when they steal some treasure from an Egyptian pyramid. And then the girl was taught by a wierd guardian in a big old house! But then the guardian tries to stealthe treasure! And then the girl has to try to stop him. And then she gets help from some friends from the future. And they find the treasure. And the girl is really happy. And the friends are very rich. And they all live happily ever after. The end! Amber Well how do you know (talking about cat experimentation)? I mean, what if someone was trying to make something, like, I don't know. Just off the top of my head... An elixer of life or something. It was just something I read in a book, that's all. Amber There's bad. There's really bad. There's completely soul-whitheringly bad. And then there's you. Jerome Oh no, not charity!! Jerome Victor doesn't have a cat? Tell that to his cat. Amber and Nina Frump. Freak. There are no words. Amber Oh yeah. I mean no, it wasn't her it was me. I love to steal keys. Amber Got it! Got what? Looks, brains, charms, you know. All those things you don't have Jerome. (points to skeleton) your girlfriends looking for you Rutter. Nina, jerome, fabian, jerome What Mick? Touble in Maradise? Oh my gosh, that was clever!Amber Why does the chosen day have to be the same day as our prom? The universe is so selfish, sometimes. Amber Okay, ask me now, before there's an earthquake or a swarm of locusts or something that stops you from asking me! Nina Victor stop! What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm releasing an idiot. Trudy and Victor Welcome to WeLoveMara Land. Population: Jerome! Alfie Who are you going with Patricia? "I don't know, no one." "Good." "Good?!" "No! Not good, I mean, good, because, someone might ask you. Ehhhh... Fabian and Patricia Do we have any ideas for Nina ...girls in Bikinis? I'll just put that down as a general wardrobe note. Jason Winkler and Jerome Your're insane! Very observant, now go. Jason and Rufus Nina, Will you go to prom with me? Yes. yes. Yes?! Yes! YES! Fabian and Nina Adorible, Now i'm starving. Fabian just asked me to be his date for prom. No Way! I thought i was supposed to be going with Fabian! Oh... Haha! Patricia and Nina You look- Ridiculous. I know. I was going to say beautiful. Fabian and Nina. Whoa, is it hot in here? Nina to Fabian This is my signed copy of Solar System is your Friend! Fabian Do you think she really saw a G-O-S-T? Amber I'm worried about you. Yeah, well, join the club. I'm worried about me too! Jason and Patricia What was that? I don't know but it was way creepier than i was hoping. It sounded like a voice. Yeah, a voice. Or a moan. A deathbed moan. Of someone who really doesn't want to die. Well, that's...descriptive. Fabian and Nina And then there was the time Jerome stole Mrs. Andrew's scarf because it smelled of her perfume and snuggled up in bed with it because he was missing his mum. Alfie. Mara and Jerome, great acting, yeah. You could almost feel the hatred. Jason/Mr.Winkler Mick and I have got ten of them already. He's so sweet. He lets me hang onto them, but I know he loves them. Amber I would tell you, Amber, but I'm sure you'll make up something anyways. Fabian Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Even I think I'm crazy. Patricia What are you hiding? Tell me, or I'll go to Mr. Sweet and tell him that you're doing something weird and I don't know what it is. Or something. Amber to Nina I'll take it to the grave. I never tell a secret. Amber I can't believe you told Amber. She has a mouth the size of a...black hole. Fabian Sshhh! Amber, what are you doing here? And what's with the heels? I didn't want to miss out on anything, and these are my lucky heels. Why aren't you wearing them? I can't actually run away in them. Fabian and Amber Amber, what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight! Fabian and Amber Hello Trudy. Ice cream, brownies, yum yum. Yes, unlike you, Miss. Millington. I wasn't born yesterday. Now, what are you doing? I'm starving and i don't care about your stupid rules! I'm on a fridge raid! Amber and Victor Things I am not to do at Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob EVER WONDER ... Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do we write stuff down, but type stuff up? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the drive way? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and post this on your profile and make someone else laugh! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!" Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming. Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand." Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!" Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch. Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!" Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!" The pessimist sees the darkness of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees the train heading straight towards them, the engineer sees three idiots standing on the railroad track. DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong. Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you canintellectually handle the situation! Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line EVER WONDER: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) HARRY POTTER WILL NEVER END!!!!!! :) DON'T LET ANYBODY TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY!!!!! I solemnly swear I didn't write that! Found it on Google! However, I did write this one Page after page Owls delivering the post Sorcerer's Stone Put this on your profile put this Do not use while sleeping. On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: On a pack of waterballons: Girls Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list... AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, Smallvillegirl2, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, DarknessXanime, KatieKakes, Liz-Beth520, Bookworm1256 About 93 of the female population would die if the Miley Cyrus decided to jump off a building. Post this on your page if you are the 7 that would yell "Jump Bitch!" A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one. The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora) 29 reasons why girls are the best 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. "so who want to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?" riley "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." "Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad Elf, "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. If you screamed and jumped around when Aang daydreamed about kissing Katara, because you thought it was real, then was angry when it was fake, copy and paste this on your profile, to spread the Kataang love!! If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile. Today, we were drawing food chains in biology class. I drew grass, then an arrow pointing to a unicorn, then another one to Voldemort. Genius? Yes. MLIA. Today, while reading MLIA, one of the stories about signs reminded me of one I saw at a restaurant's restroom. The sign said: "Employees must wash hands. Feet are optional." MLIA. Today, I came home from work as usual. I have a small chalkboard in my kitchen, for reminders and such. I came in, and noticed something was different about it. Someone had erased my reminders and put "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle." I live alone, and I am now scared for my life. MLIA who writes fan fiction for the Bible??? -The expected and the unexpected aren't too different. For somewhere along the lines, they have blended. Today, the unexpected is what's expected and the expected never happens. We learn to expect the unexpected. So it is a true marvel when there is something completely different where it has been separated from those blended categories and it becomes the unpredictable. -Newton's Laws of Motion apply to teenagers, too. So, they could also be the Laws of Emotion. An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move. Teenagers stay calm uless you push them. The relationship between an objects mass (m) and it's acceleration (a) and the applied force (F) is F=ma. The relationship between a teen's mental state (m), attributing push (a), and force of the reaction (F) is expressed as F=ma Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You force teens to do one thing, they will do the opposite. Force them to be happy; they will be unhappy. Force them to wear bright colors; they will wear dark colors. -The expected and the unexpected aren't too different. For somewhere along the lines, they have blended. Today, the unexpected is what's expected and the expected never happens. We learn to expect the unexpected. So it is a true marvel when there is something completely different where it has been separated from those blended categories and it becomes the unpredictable. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile. If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you gave them a crazy look saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you, copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. nosreptramsaerauoyeliforpruoyotsihtypockaerbenilsihtdnatsrednunacuoyfi You say Jonas Brothers-I say Rise Against You know you live in 2008 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!' 7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object 8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents) 9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces 10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school? Dumb man fish on land, smart man fish on boat, dead man fish in middle. Good deeds are things you do to get out of prison. It’s only a matter of time before the king of the hill trips and rolls down. If time is so valuable, then why are we always looking to kill some? The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal. Strange is only a matter of perspective. When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. (Mythbusters) Those who can't sing, rap. Those who can't rap do it anyways. (My friend) Finding exactly where a bruise, bandaged area, or injection site is, is the real human sixth sense. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. Murphy's 15 Other Laws... 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. Backstabbing is fun... the look on your face is priceless I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. "All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." (TOO FREAKING TRUE!) Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a avian-human hybrid and doesn't want to involve me in the crap he is in. It takes 48 muscles to frown but only 14 to flip some one off. Your epidermis is showing! friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in heart, enemies stab you in the neck-head-and stomache...anywhere really and the end result is the same pain and blood...and a ghost making their lives hell! is it really murder if they were asking for it...cuz everyone was daydreaming about it.. officer: why are you covered in blood? I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin. Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.(Why do all the good jokes have to be so funny, yet so wrong?) "I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. (Heheh...that's funny.) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?.. I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay... Or just slap them in the face, whichever. The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real. My life may be a joke, but its nowhere near as funny as your face :P Boys are like pennies, two faced and worthless. Nothing is impossible? Ever tried slamming a revolving door? I didn’t think so. When life gives you lemons throw the in life’s face, they're probably poisoned. When life gives you lemons, unless they hand you some water and sugar, your lemonades gonna suck. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If you're doing to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Silly human, are you surprised that we lied about having cookies? I wish I had wings! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, Who the hell drank half of my soda. My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time. When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. I'm not short, I'm fun size. It's a beautiful day... Now watch some idiot screw it up. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday. "Dogs have owners. Cats have staff" "I'm not going to call myself the god of vertically challenged people, I'm a dwarf" "Odd how easily you can forget your hand is on fire" "Pandas are awesome because they aren't racist. They're black, white, and Asian." "Fan-Fic: Because sometimes the author screws up, and things need to be fixed." "In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!" Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!! If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile! If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever snuck on fan fiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've read a 450 in less than one day!) copy and paste this into your profile If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, (two days (holla!)) copy and paste this on your profile If you counted how many days were left for Harry Potter 7 Part 2 to come out, copy/paste this on your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?" I live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony I cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort First off, I must say, Rest in Peace: James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewett, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort. May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten To James and Lily, Who died at the beginning, To Remus and Dora, Who will never know their son, To Severus, Who wasn’t actually all bad, To Dumbledore, Who was as human as Harry, To Sirius, who was punished for what he didn't do To the hundreds that died needlessly, To the many that died 'for the greater good', To these brave souls I raise my glass, May they forever Rest In Peace... In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold stuff. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a super awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the poop out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. ZEUS You like being in charge. 3/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 5/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You spend most of your time alone.(when i can..) You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying You like to keep to yourself. 5/10 DEMETER You own a garden.(I used to) 3/10 ARES You often start fights.(I dream about starting fights. *sigh*) 3/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 5/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general.(Only the ones that are jerks) 6/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 1/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you.(I laughed when I read this. Psh. AS IF!) 2/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 5/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 2/10 IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? (made using my very weird spotify playlist...be warned) Opening Credits: 'Not your birthday' by Allstar Weekend (umm...no comment..) Waking Up: 'other side of the door' by Taylor swift (umm...how does this even make sense?..) First Day At School: 'dig down deeper' by Zendaya Coleman (i guess this makes sense...kinda?) Falling In Love: 'the girl can't help it' by mitchal musso (finallly something makes sense) Fight Song: 'one of us' from the lion king 2 simba's pride (no freakin' comment) Break-up: 'i don't miss you at all' by selena gomez (makes sense at least) Prom: 'hit the lights' by selena gomez (ummm..) Life is Good: 'if i die young' by the band perry (how is this good...) Mental Breakdown: 'swag it out' by zendaya coleman (uhgh *facepalm* but i'd have to have a mental breakdown to act like that..)) Driving: 'fallin' for you' by colbie caillat (umm..no..) Flashback: 'he said she said' by ashley tisdale (sense...maybe?) Getting Back Together: 'are you gonna kiss me or not' by thompson square (finally...it fits..kinda) Wedding: 'time of our life' by big time rush (it sounds so, wrong..) Paying the Dues: 'bet on it' by zac efron (o...k?) The Night Before The War: 'show me' by big time rush (again sounds oh so very wrong...) Final Battle: 'just the way you are' by bruno mars (really...) Moment of Triumph: 'jump then fall' by taylor swift (*facepalm* the universe would only do this to me..) Death Scene: 'when i'm gone' by 3doors down (and the world is right once more..) Funeral Song: 'boom boom pow' by black eyed peas (umm..no...not really...nice...) End Credits: 'i wanna go back' by jordan pruitt (fine...i guess but really out of nearly 300 songs that i have i get the sound track of a girly 9-year-old...*sigh*..) I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 I chnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy , it doesn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool. If you could read that put it on your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! 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If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever hit someone in the face with a pillow, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have seen a movie or show so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile. 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If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you love chocolate copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more gummy bears , copy and paste this into your profile. If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to constantly update your Fanfiction profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you favorite other stories/authors on here, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have any annoying siblings, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe in ghosts, post this on your profile. If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile. If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile. True Story A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading, and writing, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy and paste this into your profile. Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. If this saying applies to you, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under four hours, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love Maximum Ride , copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Robert Pattinson (so much that you laughed when you heard his car was towed away) , copy and paste this into your profile. If you are totally against Catherine Hardwicke directing Maximum Ride , copy and paste this into your profile. If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB, ChetCheerio, Weightless, MiniFeverency, XxFaxness4everxX, xXFlyingWithoutWingsXx,Girl-with-black-wings, rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your, characterization. What sweet little girls are made of: Sunflowers and bows. What awesome little girls are made of: Gun powder and lead. Copy this if you’re awesome If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile. If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile. If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG!!!!!!!!!) Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang! If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is so smexy he is on the verge of exploding from smexiness, copy and paste this in your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, larkgrace, Daughter of Athena94, rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness -If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile. -If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile. -If you have WAY too much things to do on your hands and your on fan-fiction.net instead of doing them, copy and paste this in your profile. -65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. -If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. -If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. -Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. -Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. -Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. -If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. -98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing time wasting things, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you spend 10 hours on Fan-fiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile -If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile -If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. -If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. -If you have a profile, paste this on your profile -If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. -If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! -If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile. -Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. -If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile -If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. -If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile. (FANG!!!) -If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile. -97 of percent people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) was standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" Then copy & paste this on your profile :) If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.) If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people who don’t like Harry Potter are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile If you think that people who don't like Maximum Ride are crazy/stupid/losers, copy and paste this onto your profile If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile. If you only copy and paste this crap into your profile to make fun of yourself, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you ever wished you had wings and could fly with the flock copy and paste this into your profile. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at6 AMon a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that the leprechaun should just give the kids the freaking Lucky Charms so they'll stop chasing him copy and paste this onto your profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:) If you are a total spaz copy this on to your profile If you absolutely HATE Justin Bieber then copy and paste this onto your profile. 94% of teens would die if Justin Bieber was abut to jump off a cliff, you are one of the 6% that would be screaming "DO A FLIP!!" then copy and paste this onto your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, The Missing etc.), copy and paste this into your profile! If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have had enough of me copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like me and my stories copy this onto your profile If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile (Fang!!!!!!!) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, and THE BEST FRICKIN' VILLAIN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH: THE JOKER from Dark Knight) Holly Quinn (The Joker -sigh-)Dalia N'Shard (Joker, Dark Walter, Hans Gunsche, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Erik, Atem, 2005 Riddler, Ghoul, and presently, Joker), Mam'zelleCombeferre(Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Edward CullenIM SORRY, Sydney Carton, Combeferreobviously, Jehan Prouvaire, and Enjolras) Firebird's Song (Joker, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Jace Wayland from City of bones, Jason voorhees(Duh) and Seth Clearwater from Twilight, oh and Dorian Grey and Tom Saywer, from LXG), The Shrubbery (Gaara, Kyo, Yuuki, Gale, L, too many more!), MPHknows (Han Solo, Gale, Fang, Iggy(i dont have a crush on him, i'm in love with him), Vladimir Tod, Max off of Wizards of Waverly Place), rocketdog791 (Fang, Gale, Jacob, Jace, Sam, Harry, Kishan, and many many more!!), It’s Fnicking Awesomeness (FANG!!!!!!) If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. Five Reasons Why Bella's an Idiot: 1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die. 2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie. 3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably? 4. She can't win an argument with Edward . 5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep) Repost if you agree to at least three statements. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Copy and paste if you want Justin Bieber to jump off a cliff. And would laugh your ass off. If you can't; If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, Blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. Good friend Vs. Best friend a good friend will comfort you when he rejects you a best friend will go up to him and say "it's because you're gay isn't it?" (no offence intended to anyone!) a good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you a best friend will pass him in the hall and whisper "seven days" a good friend helps you find your prince a best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you a good friend will help you move a best friend will help you move the bodies a good friend will bail you out of jail a best friend will be in the cell right next to you saying "That was AWESOME!! lets do it again!" a good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing a best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you a good friend will help you learn to drive a best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance a good friend will help you up when you fall a best friend will point and laugh because they're the ones who tripped you[me] a good friend will go to a concert with me a best friend will help me kidnap the band a good friend asks you for your number a best friend asks you for their number a good friend will hide you from the cops a best friend is probably the reason they're after you a good friend lets you make an idiot out of yourself in public a best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. Fake vs. Real FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Friends: Tell you that you look nice. Friends: Say "see you later!" Friends: Bail you out of jail. Friends: Forgive you. Friends: Politely refuse food. Friends: Are only through school. Friends: Laugh with you. Friends: Tell jokes with you. Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. Friends: Would knock on your front door. Friends: You have to tell them not to tell. Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend. Friends: bail you outta jail. Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house. Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover. Friends: are offended when you make fun of them. Friends: are shy around your boyfriend. Friends: don't see you if you're sick. Friends: dare you to scream into the street. Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" Friends: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night. Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you. Friends: Ask why you're crying. Friends: Annoy you. Friends: Forget you. Friends: Like you. 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart--super funny-- 1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment 3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham 4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc." 5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _ 6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" 8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!" 10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME" 11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them 14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice 15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts 16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens 18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department 19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor 21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 22. Open a pack of Yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" 23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..." 25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... 26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it 27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind." 28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song 29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" 30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming 31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called Wal-mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names? 32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles 33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them 34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!" 36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 39. TP as much of the store as possible 40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal 41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely." 42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke 43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off 44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department 46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom 47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!" 48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens 49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners 51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!! 52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 5 53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras 54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand 55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face 5 56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by 57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a McChicken 59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better" 60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!" 61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name 62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters 63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans 64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again 65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you 66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!! 67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing 68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!" 69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head 70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted" 71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!" 72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that. 73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there." 74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman. 75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song 76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store 77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead 78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you 79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles 80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous." 81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down 82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham 83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags 84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle 85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions 86. Swing on the half price banners 87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed 88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty 89. Hold Barbie for ransom 90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You" 91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart 92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!" 93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!" 94. Do your own radio show over the intercom 95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask 96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up 97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN! 98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you 99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over 101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund 102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby 103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..." 104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded 105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items 106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!" 107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!" 108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!" 109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit 110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!" 111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around 112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!" 113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend you're having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around 114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..." 115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married 116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!" 117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in 118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture. 119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Wal-Mart 124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone fromNew York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can. 130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 132. Light a match under a sprinkler 133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies. 135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy. 136. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this" 137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up. 138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 139. start hitting on the mannequins. 140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up. 141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap. 142. Put women's clothes into men's carts. 143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking. 144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!" 145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won. 146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!" 147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?" 148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel 149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME! 150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!" 151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused. 152. Ask for Goat Milk 153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened. 154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!" 155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people 156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!" 157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!" 158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?" 159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans! 160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer. 161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA" 162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!" 163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way. 164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker! 1 65. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins 166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head. 167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3. 168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it. 169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face 170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time. 171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg. 172. Start playing the violin. 173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!" 174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead. 175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in. 176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce like a bum 177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!" 178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily 179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan. 180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend. 181. Shoot spit wads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically 182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!" 183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!" 184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff 185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes. 186. Walk around in a court jester costume 187. Run at people with a pitch fork 188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack 189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them 190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two." 191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!" 192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people 193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair' 194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can. 195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day 196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals 197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera 198. Yell curse words at people 199. Knock down as many displays as you can 200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away. 201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people 202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away 203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?" 204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle 205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces 206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" 207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone. 208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming. 209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes. 210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store. 211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!" 212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years. 213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short. 214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!" 215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!" 216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock 217. Tap dance through the store 218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican 219. Rip open every package you see 220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way. 221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically) 222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi." 223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again. 224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!" 225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are. 226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI Joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!" 227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers. 228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see. 229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish. 230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face. 231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you. 232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target 233. Throw a party in a busy isle 234. Test drive lawn mowers 235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store 236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around 237. Carry a bomb and make it explode 238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it 239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager 240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by 241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!" 242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you. 243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar 244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!" 245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers 246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car) 247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac. 248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!" 249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?" 250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it 251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?" 252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda 253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!" 254. Order a pizza from the cashier 255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred 256. Start a food fight 257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?" 258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves. 259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you 260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt 261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious" 262. Flip off the manager 263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too... 264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!" 265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide across the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!" 266. Throw a dance party 267. Write on the floors 268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling. 269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear. 270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint. 271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it. 272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!" 273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them. 274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out. 275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!" 276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down. 277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie! 278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done. 279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase 280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra 281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time. 282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow 283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks 284. Flirt with the manager's husband 285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman. 286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil 287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!" 288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun... 289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in 290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register." 291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people. 292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!" 293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...) 294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target,Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them. 295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...) 296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!" 297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!" 298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!" 299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint 300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!" 301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas 302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey 303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar 304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal-Mart a Make Over. 305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry. 306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes. 308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is. 309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!" 310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run. 311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples." 312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!" 313. In Wal-Mart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?" 315. Spit in the manager's face 316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad 317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat valet guy stole my car." 318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt 319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles 320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!" 321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!" 322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!" 323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people 324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance 325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!" 326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person. 327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!" 328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them. 329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!" 330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years. 331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed Elmo’s hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!" 332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song. 333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!! 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, asshole? What have you pulled? If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere. If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling. If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have fared in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it. If you have pulled an Angel: You have invaded someone else’s personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull an Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (what other kind of soap is there??) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (a little too late, huh?) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.(Really? I had no clue!) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Um... ok??) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...?) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No duh Sherlock) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Was that a popular problem...?) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) In Reality Trip, there are 17 Guys in White members waiting for Danny at his house. Two of them are Operitives O and K. The others are all wearing hazard suits. In Reality Trip, the order that the gems are pressed is yellow, red, blue (form, life, fantasy). Danny has a poster of a rocket in his room named the "Explorer Hartman." In The Ultimate Enemy, when Danny's evil future self duplicates and is about to punch Danny, one of the duplicates' symbol is backwards. In Masters of All Time, the alternate Jack Fenton is first shown like the regular one, except with the ecto-acne, but the second time he shows up, in Maddies lab, he changes back to the way he looked in college (with the mullet and lab coat). In Masters of All Time, the alternate Vlad Masters is first shown wearing a casual outfit, but when he storms the lab, he is back in his black suit. When he was in college, Vlad had the same style of shoes as Danny! Danny dropped 34 beakers in his first month with ghost powers. The first answer to the CATs is "D." Danny's home number, cell phone number, and Vlad's number are all 555-1221. Danny had freckles when he was little. The Specter Speeder has been destroyed 2 times and trashed once. Skulker has appeared in 12 episodes. 724 (as inlocker 724 from Splitting Images) equals 13 if you add up all of the digits. Danny hates toast :( Danny Phantom first premiered on April 3rd, 2004. Doctor's Disorders was the first episode with Danny's symbol in the theme song sequence. In Forever Phantom, Danny loses his intangibility power right after getting hit with the ecto-stop-o-power-o-fier, but then phases through the school roof later. In Beauty Marked, there's a list of the names and pictures of several background girls. It's on Tucker's PDA and was shown when he was randomly picking girls to ask out. In Reign Storm, the cafeteria has a sign announcing, "This Week Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian." (Sound familliar? cough-MysteryMeat-cough. Huh, I wonder why the Lunch Lady didn't get angry this time). The background character with the green alien sweater has been referred to as both Nathan and Lester. In Phantom Planet, when Danny looks in the mirror after removing his ghost powers, he turns away from it and, when he does, mirror Danny has his eyes open while real Danny has his eyes closed. (You may now mock me for paying this close attention) Other facts contributed by Pterodactyl: In What You Want, the arcade game in the background is Crash Nebula. In TUE, the shadow of Dan Phantom only has four fingers, he clearly has five. In TUE, there is a scene right after Danny loses power, and changes back to In Bitter Reunions, Danny is trapped in Vlad's cube and he is shown with In Mystery Meat, the first time where we see Danny turn into Phantom, Sam and In One of a Kind, there are 24 ghosts that all look the same that come out of Quote #1: Some might say that Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it binds the universe together. Quote #2: Sanity, is like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can barrow mine. Quote #3: Before you get mad at somebody try walking a thousand miles in their shoes, then you a thousand miles away from them and YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! Quote #4: One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Quote #5: You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! Quote #6: Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. Quote #7: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Quote #8: Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... Quote #9: When it hurts to look back, & you are scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there. Quote #10: "Go To Hell!" "been there, done that, got bored, came back" Dark Side Story Quote Person 2: Join the dark side we have cookies Person 2: Welcome to the dark side, are you suprised we lied about having cookies Person 3: Well I've decided I'm joining the dark side, I really want cookies Person 1: No, don't go to the dark side, I've been there they don't really have cookies Danny Phantom Quotes DP Quote: ( Boxed Up Furry) Sam: So what do you think the Box Ghost will try next? Danny: Well I don't care. If I hear if I hear beware on more time I'll. . (Lifts Sandwhich) Box Ghost: Beware! Danny: -Sighs- Sigh and put down my sandwhich DP Quote #2: (Fanning the Flames) Danny: (To Sam at Window) Oh this is just like Romeo and Juliet. Execpt I'm the one on the balcone and I can understand everything were saying. DP Quote #3: (Prisoner of Love -I Think-) Danny: (In the ghost prison cafeteria, Danny looks at a table where all the ghosts he sent back into the Ghost Zone are sitting) Great, everyone who hates me is sitting on table, just like in high school. DP Quote #4: (Identity Crisis) Jazz: One Danny. Then I'm not nuts. I'm not nuts! One dark day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew out their knives and shot each other, The deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to shoot the two dead boys, If you don't believe my lies are true. Ask the blind man he saw it two! If you read this post it on your profile, or else the two dead boys will pull out their knifes and shoot YOU this time! So either repost or sleep with one eye open, for the rest of your life. .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. Total: 6 Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, bookworm299 YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies TOTAL: 16 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 16 PREP total:6 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favorite colors. total:4 PUNK You can skateboard total:3 GEEK X You love the computer. total:7 Athletic total:3 HARDCORE//scene X You like loud music total:6 If you relate anything and everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think the OK Go makes the most insane music videos ever, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate Fang right now but still support FAX 100%, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like Dylan and support Mylan, GO DIE IN A HOLE! If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a secret or a not-so-secret addiction to Pokemon, copy and paste this your profile. If you agree that Justin Bieber will go through puberty at the same time as Spongebob, copy and paste this on your profile. If you took Spanish in school for at least a year and still no hablas espanol (don't speak spanish), copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Edward is a freaky stalker for watching Bella sleep, copy and paste this on your profile. If you support Edward in the book but Jacob in the movie, copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Wicked, copy and paste this on your profile.If you have no idea what to say when someone coughs, copy and paste this on your profile. If you and your family and/or you and your friends speak your whole own language comprised of quotes and inside jokes, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever wonder if other websites have these 'copy and paste' things, but don't know because you spend about 90% of your time on FanFiction anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile (\)_(/) If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile. If you read all the Maximum Ride books in under 5 hours, copy this into your profile. If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway! If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile. If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile. If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile If you would give up the life have now to live in the Maximum Ride world, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere. If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it. If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are... If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind... Truthfully, I've done all of these, especially a Fang. My best friend always flips when I do it! If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence. I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it. I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it. I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH' I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY copy and paste if you agree maximum ride quotes: Quotes! Just cause I love quotes...: "Coke, it's not just for breakfast anymore."--Fang, Maximum Ride The Angel Expirement. "You die when we die."--Fang-MR:SoF "Forget it! Nobody's getting married! Not in New Hampshire, or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox. Now go to sleep before I kill you." Max-MR:MAX "The sky was red. There was a penguin looking at him. Wait, a penguin?"--Fang's Dream-Avian Flu by St.Fang of Boredom. "South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas! You like llamas!" Max-MR:MAX "That's the point! They don't need to, they have someone to take care of them! They're not on their own!" Nudge-MR: MAX Wait! No! We need more from Fangypoo! "I choose you, Max" Fang-MR:MAX Fang, what's another qoute from you? Fang: Max. The one thing we have is each other. The one thing we can depend on, no matter what. We have to...talk about stuff." Max: I liked it better when you didn't talk. I mean there's a reason people don't look under rocks, you know? Fang: Meaning what? We're going to pretened nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out there in the open. Max: Have you been watching Oprah again? "I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy-MR:StWaOES "I vill now destroy de snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy-MR: StWaOES "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.-Gazzy-MR-STWAOES Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!" Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" "Man, you weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" –Max and Fang-MR-TAE That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be." –Max-MR-TAE "They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!-Angel-MR-SOF "Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. "Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. "But if you think I'm going to let you give up on us now, you've got another think coming. Yes, you're a blind mutant freak, but you're my blind mutant freak, and you're coming with me, now, you're coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week. Fang grins, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."-Fang-MR-STWAOES Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still) "No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "Cooking...food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza. -Mrs.Martinez-MR-MAX Iggy: Can I come in? "Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!"-Max-MR-FANG Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me. -Max-MR-STWAOES "Does anyone want to sing 'Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall?" "NO!"-Fang and Flock-MR-SOF "Hey what’s taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" "Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you this much." "Oh, jeez." -Max and Fang-MR-STWAOES I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you.-Max-MR-TAE "I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max-MR-TAE "Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF "She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX "I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES “So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like un-barfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." – Max-MR "I thought holy crap or actually much worse than holy crap, but let's just say I thought holy crap."- Max-MR "Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?" "I always forget."- Max and Fang-MR "Quit what? Breathing?"- Fang-MR-TAE Advanced life forms, my sweet patootie. -Max-FANG "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE "I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF "Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF "She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF "I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX "What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX "I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX (Interesting to me because I'm from New England. And yes, technically theycould get married, but they need parental permission. Yeah...Fang: Dr. M? I'd like to marry Max. Dr. M: -pulls out chainsaw-) "South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX "Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF "I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW "Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX "I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX (This quote makes me laugh. Why? Because I keep picturing Fang throwing a Pokeball and having Max pop out of it. Pokemon ruined my brain as a child...) "Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." -Ok, stole this from EdwardAddict. So sorry, but it was the funniest quote I've ever heard!! :-) Ncis Quotes: The Kane Chronicles Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. This pledge was written by Chick With Brains. You Know You’re a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (YESSS!) You write fan fictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for?) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah!) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (sometimes, my friends got amused at first, but after I did it five times, they got annoyed.) Everything reminds you of the book. (yes) You quote random lines all the time. (yes) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head) You've got a book memorized. (Hades yeah!) You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than eleven.) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (yes) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no... well, sometimes, if it's a character I really like (R.I.P Tonks, Fred, Remus, Silena, Bianca, etc.!) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Maybe...) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes) Your idol is a character from a book (yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters and authors). I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 30) I will not go to class skyclad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Any questions? Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN... -You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth -You are completely convinced one of your female teachers is a fury -You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis -You blame Poseidon for bad weather -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses -You burn food to see if it smells good -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -You’re in a swimming race and you pray and sacrifice to Poseidon -You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo -Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… -Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood -You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying in a plane, etc.) and hope Zeus won’t blast you out of the air -You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. -You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you (aw!) -You bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere -When something bad happens, randomly blame Kronos -You sometimes try to control water -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months (they're the best 3 months of your life) -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -When you go to Office Max for pens, you ask for one that turns into a sword -Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor -Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say, "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" -You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry) -Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and Space Museum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists -Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...) -Blame Athena for bad grades -Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane -Glare at donut store chains and blame it on the Hydra -Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution -You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all) -Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne -You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it -You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant -You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail -You go to the Hallmark store and say you need to get a father’s/mother’s day card for your godly parent -You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear -You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary -You know who your godly parent is -You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again -When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed -You refuse to lie down on a waterbed -You ask suffers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon -You go to CVS and ask for Hermes vitamins in gummies -You know more about PJO than most sane people -You’re nodding and smiling when you read this -You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things -You are so obessed with the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!) -You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list -You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO -You dream of Percy and other PJO characters every night -You think this list could go on into infinity (which I do) If you can't beat 'em, join 'em If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em If you can't kill 'em, your screwed Put an X if you have done these things X You've run into a glass/screen door. X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow X You have tried to lick your elbow XYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune. X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. X You have accidentally caught something on fire You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. You have caught yourself drooling. You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore. X Sometimes you just stop thinking. XYou are often told to use your 'inside voice'. You have eaten a bug X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.(HOMEWORK) X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. You’ve ever stapled your hand Your friends know not to use big words around you. X You have fallen out of your chair before. X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. X The word 'um' is used many times a day XIf you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile. If you are sick of all these copy and paste things and want it to stop, leave this alone and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. You say Pink 52 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD 1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!” 33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!" a) Hello Kitty 43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding. 51. Walk around his mansion, and when ever you see him, a ghost, and or a(n) security camera, fling your hands above your head, screaming ontop of your lungs "I'M GOIN GHOST" then point at him call him a fruitloop and runaway. 52. Walk around his mansion singing very loudly and badly, a.) Californa Girls by Katy Perry b.)Barbie Girl c.) The Danny Phantom Them Song 52. Suck him up in the Fenton thermos then scream into it, "LET DANNY GO!!!!" and start shaking it really hard, and keep screaming "LET DANNY GO!!!!" over and over. If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you support the pairing Danny/Sam, copy and paste this into your profile! DANNY/SAM FOREVER!! :D If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. I have: Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Been caught staring at my crush by my crush himself Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs Have run into a closed door Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though I knew it was hot Gotten a ring stuck on my finger because I put it on even though I knew it was too small Have done enough stupid things to make a test Have tripped on a cord after someone told me to watch out for it Did more work than I had to on an assignment because I didn't read the directions When wearing goggles, I pulled them away from my face and let go so that they would come back and snap me in the face Have purposely and repeatedly flicked myself with a rubber band Made up a code name for someone so that I could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who I was talking about
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Dare I say it... if you HAVE died, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile. Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself) if you get injured more then should be possible but have not broken a bone and gotten taken to the hospitile (even if you should have) copy and paste this into your profile Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus. I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. A day without sunshine is like... night. Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents? I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile "Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to dance in the rain" 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. My Favorite sayings from House of Anbuis Amber: The Bible says to always be prepared. Fabian: That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh! Nina: Fabian you got it! Fabian: I'm so sorry! "I will not give up. Not on the quest, and certainly not on you." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis) Nina: Sshhh! Amber, what are you doing here? And what's with the heels? Amber: I didn't want to miss out on anything. And these are my lucky heels. Fabian: Why aren't you wearing them? Amber: I can't actually run away in them. "Falls off his chair in amazement." (Alfie, House of Anubis) Amber: Ket means fire, or place of fire. Nina: ...Reverse that, and what do you get? Amber: Fire of place? Nina: Amber, what am I standing right next to? Amber: The fireplace. Ohhh! "Despite all the screaming, I trust you." (Nina Martin, House of Anubis) "You lot wouldn't know the truth if it jumped up and hit you in the eye." (Victor, House of Anubis) "Just because it doesn't have Robert Pattinson on the cover doesn't mean it's not worth reading." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis) Fabian: Well, of course! Ket, inferno, place of fire! Nina: Okay, English please? Fabian: Inferno, hell. The clue means down in...hell. Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck? I will not give up. Not on Sarah, on the quest and certainly not on you-Fabian You genius, genius, genius, genius girl!-Fabian Nina: Victor keeps on looking at me with his pointy face. Fabian: Nina, you look.. Jerome: It would be the American, wouldn't it It at one time, you forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, BerryEbilBunny Peace Love Percabeth, LunaBeth203, Mrs.PercyPotter,bookworm299 (\)_(/) Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? •) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile. If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS! If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile. Girl:do I ever cross your mind? Boy No. Girl:do you like me? Boy: No girl:Do you want me? Boy:No Girl:Would you cry if i left? Boy:No Girl:Would you live for me? Boy:No Girl Would you do anything for me? Boy:No Girl choose me or life? Boy:my life The girl runs away in shock ond pain and the boy run after and says... The reason you dont cross my mind is because your always on it The reason why i dont like you is becaause i love you The reason i dont want you is because i need you The reason i wouldnt cry if you left is because i would die if you left the reason i wouldnt life for you is because i would die for you The reasen why im not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you. The reason i chose my life is because you ARE my life! This is because i love you,my dear. Sorry if this upsets any of you blonds out there, I just think these jokes are funny: Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "Tornado!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "Fire!" Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with othersI promise to remember Rachel I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap Read, so sad. Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . Stop abortion. If you don't want to have a baby then don't get yourself knocked up. If you do, take responsibilty and raise that child. It's not it's fault and it doesn't deserve to die. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5,TotallyinLOVE53, XoXiLoVeMoRgAnViLlEvAmPiReSxOx,BloodRedStory,Clozzie, If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you want to, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you have a profile, paste this on your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've post all of these onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When... There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time! You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares) You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.) When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You're in love with a fictional character. You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.) You call up the Camp Half Blood number. You want to learn Latin. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have. You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!! You know you live in 2011 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable. 4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace. 6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Because i love singing (and im told im good at it) i want to make a difference in the world. DO A CHARITY CONCERT! I thought this next thing was really touching, and I think anyone who would treat anyone that way is an idiot. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? hehe. This is funny! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs. I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!" Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Here are some more quirks that I posses and have copy and pasted from someone elses profile! If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%. (I am actually part of the 97% who would be telling him not to do, I just thought this was funny!) If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Things to do When Bored in a Store 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" I wouldn't do most of these things, but it was very funny! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair back wards copy this into your profile If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! "Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" No author given. REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!! Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. I don't obsess! I think intensely. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me MOO... I'm a fish Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do Love isn't about joy, its about endurance Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (God knows how many times that has happened to me) 98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off. 1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy. 2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one. 3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them. 4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy. 5. You talk in third person. 6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'. 7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts. 8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case. 9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER) 10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga. 11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures... 12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore. 13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period. 14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else. 15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not. 16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens. 17. You wear a trench coat everywhere. 18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks. 19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base. 20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'! If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile! You say Martians. We say Irkens. You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane. You say backpack. We say PAK. You say uprising. We say RESISTY! You say stupid. We say 'advanced'. You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly! You say ugly. We say big head. You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song". You say robot. We say GIR. You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!" You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!" You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!" You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans. If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile! About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them. THEY HURT HER FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. (They hurt her) is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL All comments and reviews are appreciated! copy and pasted from Lady Alice101 A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." Put this in your profile (Put this on your page if u like music) How frickin' frackin' cool are those things? Seriously! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!!!!! You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Harry You say Robert Pattinson I say "Is Cedric Diggory" You say Taylor Lautner is hot I say Daniel Radcliff is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple I say that's Ron and Hermione You say Edward I SAY HARRY now STUPIEFY! SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs 1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art' 2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well. 3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. 4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason! 5.) Chasing your tail. 6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. 7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day. 8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. 9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things. 10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. 11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not. 12.) Silence. 13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times. 14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you). 15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). 16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME! 17.) Dancing in the rain. 18.) Befriending a werewolf. 19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. 20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating. 21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. 22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them". 23.) Yelling at someone right next to you. 24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. 25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization. 26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. 27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you. 28.) Falling in Love. 29.) Fighting with your own team. 30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding. 31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal. 32.) Talking in Chat Speak. 33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years. 34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures. 35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes. 36.) Referring to yourself in the third person. 37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored. 38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. 39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper. 40.) Breaking a record through pranking. 41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period). 42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!- 43.) Wrapping people. 44.) Making your hair holiday themed. 45.) Rapping. 46.) Stress Baking 47.) Stalking 48.) Therapy 49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS! 50.) Nightmares 51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection 52.) Switching names 53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS 54.) Forgiveness 55.) Breaking things for fun. 56.) Running away 57.) Sound effects. 58.) Overreacting to everything 59.) Miming 60.) Growing Up PLP and my ideas of a list of Fanmade funfacts in the world of Harry Potter. (includes are opinion!) 1. At times, it is way too hard to try and believe Snape is good. 2. Harry will never cry in front of anyone except in the 7th book. 3. Dumbledore's cloak is purple. (look back up at my HP fanatic thing) 4. Aunt Marge's coat is tweed. (again look above) 5. The most mentioned Ravenclaw is Luna Lovegood. 6. Cedric is WAY better than Edward. (Duh!) 7. When Harry looks in the mirror he sees his family. 8. Ron IS jealous of Harry. 9. HarryxDraco or HarryxSnape is DISGUSTING 10. Hermione will only love Ron. Harry is the brother. 11. HarryxHermione will never work. 12. Snape-softside. Never gonna happen. 13. Harry is Snape's son? He looks like JAMES! 14. Lily was best friend's with Snape. Nothing more. 15. James (sadly) is a prat at times. (Harry's dad) 16. Harry's nickname WILL BE Bambi. (read it in a story, don't take credit for nickname) 17. Hermione's nickname is not Mione. (EVER) 18. McGonagall should not EVER be called Minnie. 19. Draco shall always be the enemey. 20. Ron will always be clueless. 21. Dudley does have a heart, just deep under all of that fat. It won't be exposed til the last book thoug. *sigh* 22. Harry isn't dumb, just looks it compared to Hermione. 23. Contrast to popular belief, Hermione doesn't know everything. 24. Snape is too talented at potions. 25. (soo sad) Dementors can see through invisibility cloaks. 26. Invisibility cloaks are good for pranking. 27. Sirius will always be a part of Harry. 28. Hedwig will always be a loyal bird. *moment of silence* 29. Voldemort! people its just a name!!! 30. (wo)man up and fight the war. 31. Once in awhile its good to pull a Weasley 32. Yelling and ranting at your friends only makes you guilty. 33. Having your pet bird peck them only makes you guiltier. 34. Purple turbans are VERY suspicious 35. Same with dragon eggs. 36. Beach blonde dudes are always evil! 37. (unless they are bald) 38. Exploding potions tend to be caused by Neville. 39. Harry is Never actually taking extra remidial potions. 40. Never go to a deathday party...the food sucks 41. If you hear voices in the wall...its the Basilisk 42. If you're muggleborn you are unique 43. The Dursley's will never warm up to magic. 44. If you see a fat man run for your life. He hates magic. 45. If a scrawny wizard comes to Hogwarts, ask if he slept in a cupboard. 46. If you see a horsey woman, don't ask if she has any siblings. 47. If you see a woman who looks like a frog, tell the truth. 48. Never land detention with Umbridge. You'll be scarred. Literally. 49. RemusxSirius is JUST PLAIN WRONG! 50. Big black dogs are cuddly. 51. Stay away from the whomping willow unless you found the knot. 52. Hermione is not frumpy. 53. Nor without ears (George is) 54. The twins will always get revenge. 55. Never except a gift from Gred and Forge. 56. Percy Weasley sucks 57. Stay away from Mrs. Weasley if you are in trouble. 58. Weasley's will never be anorexic 59. One of the only things Hermione sucks at is chess. 60. Harry was never physically abused 61. (even though it is fun to imagine that) 62. Harold is NOT Harry's 'real' name. 63. GinnyxDraco is *vomits* only in a parallel universe. 64. You can't spell HeRmiONe without Ron. 65. As much as we all want it Harry isn't claustrophobic 66. Snape will never ever be a father figure to Harry 67. Dumbledore can't *sniff* come back from the dead 68. Snape's hair is gross. Case closed. 69. Dobby is not gay. 70. Blast-ended skrewts aren't ever good pets. 71. Hagrid's house is WOOD! (Nobert? are you listening?!) 72. Hagrid has warm eyes. Snape's are dark and cold. 73. Trelawney is a whack job *smacks judges malet* 74. Divination is a waste of time. 75. Harry has slight anger issues. He tends to rant/yell. 76. Harry is NEVER arrogant. 77. Petunia is a super clean freak. 78. HarryxHermionexRon is sick and *vomits* not even possible. 79. Somehow FredxGeorge is possible?! NO!!!!! 80. Fred, sadly is dead. Leaving George behind. *sniff* 81. George shall be ever known as 'your holiness' 82. Dumbledore can be a total git at times. 83. Blimey is only 1 of Ron's favorite words 84. Bloody Hell is another. 85. Let us not forget prat or git either. 86. Voldy is ugly 87. (and has gone moldy) 88. While we love Teddy, we wish he still had his parents. 89. James Sirius Potter is a mini marauder. 90. Albus Severus Potter is like a certain Golden trio member *nudges Harry* 91. Lily Luna Potter is like her mother! 92. The sorting hat takes your choice into account. 93. Hugo is a funny name. 94. Rose to match her hair. 95. Neville is not a coward! 96. Uncle Vernon always picks his most Boring tie for work. 97. Aunt Petunia could be hired as a spy/stalker 98. Dudley could be hired to play a whale in a play. (Go to #4 Privet Drive to contact him) 99. Most people who look at this list and like it, will remember the wonders of the Harry Potter Universe 100. The Golden Trio. It will never change. You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life The Last Olympian Page 46 Annabeth ran in right behind him, and I'll admit my heart did a little relay race in my chest when I saw her. It's not that she tried to look good. We'd been doing so many combat missions lately, she hardly brushed her curly blond hair anymore, and she didn't care what clothes she was wearing - usually the same old orange camp T-shirt and jeans, and once in a while her bronze armor. Her eyes were stormy gray. Most of the time we couldn't get through a conversation without tryign to strangle each other. Still, just seeing her made me feel fuzzy in the head. Last summer, before Luke turned into Kronos and everything went sour, there had been a few times when I thought maybe...well, that we might get past the strangle-each-other phase. Page 48 Annabeth wiped a tear from her cheek. "I'm glad you're not dead, Seaweed Brain." Page 49 We locked eyes. I thought of a different time last summer, under Mount St. Helens, when Annabeth thought I was going to die, and she kissed me. Page 58 Annabeth blushed. It dawned on me that she knew I'd been hanging out with Rachel, and I felt guilty. Then I felt angry that I felt guilty. I was allowed to have friends outside of camp, right? It wasn't like... Page 70 I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful. Page 72-73 "You know..." She brushed her hair behind her ear, like she does when she's nervous. "This whole thing with Beckendorf and Silena. It kind of makes you think. About...what's important. About losing people who are important." Page 74 "Annabeth." I stopped her by the tetherball court. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I didn't know who else to trust. Plus, I'd always depended on Annabeth for advice. Page 136 "Hold on, Seaweed Brain." It was Annabeth's voice, much clearer now. "You're not getting away from me that easily. Page 143 She frowned. "What is it? Page 157 "She said to tell Percy: 'Remember the rivers.' And, um, something about staying away from her daughter. Page 159 Annabeth sat at the foot of her mother's throne and cried.I wanted to comfort her, but I wasn't sure how. Page 176 "Wait here," I told Annabeth. Page 185 I kept my eyes on Annabeth. Page 190 In a flash I understood what had happened. He'd been trying to stab me. Judging from the position of his blade, he would've taken me - maybe by sheer luck - in the small of my back, my only weak point. Page 199-200 Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up. Page 276 I looked in the direction Annabeth had gone, but she'd disappeared into the crowd. I couldn't believe what she'd just done - saved Rachel's life, landed a helicopter, and walked away like it was no big deal. Page 321 I pulled her up and we lay trembling on the pavement. I didn't realize we had our arms around each other until she suddenly tensed. Page 335 Luke hardly paid me any attention. He stepped toward Annabeth, but I put myself between him and her. Page 341 Next to me, Annabeth's knees buckled. I caught her, but she cried out in pain, and I realized I'd grabbed her broken arm. Page 351 I glanced back. Annabeth was trying not to meet my eyes. Her face was pale. I flashed back to two years ago, when I'd thought she was going to take the pledge to Artemis and become a Hunter. I'd been on the edge of a panic attack, thinknig that I'd lose her. now, she looked pretty much the same way. Page 359 "And my daughter?" Page 372-374(and my favorite part in the series! Eep!) "Hey." Anabeth slid next to me on the bench. "Happy birthday." Page 375 Camp went late that summer. It lasted two more weeks, right up to the start of a new school year, and I have to admit they were the best two weeks of my life. Page 377 "You're still my best friend." Page 380 Annabeth, thank goodness, would be staying in New York. She'd gotten permission from her parents to attend a boarding school in the city so she could be close to Olympus and oversee the rebuilding efforts. The Battle of the Labyrinth Page 2 "Think positive. Tomorrow you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-" Page 15 I burst out of the alley onto East 81st and ran straight into Annabeth. Page 16-17 Annabeth stared at me for a second. Then she turned and took off. Page 45 Someone else slid next to me on the bench: Annabeth. Page 47 Annabeth nodded. Despite how serious she was acting, I was happy she wasn't mad at me anymore. and I kind of liked the fact that she'd broken the rules to come sit next to me. Page 50 Over at the head table, Quintus cleared his throat. I got the feeling he didn't want to make a scene, but Annabeth was really pushing it, sitting at my table so long. Page 53 Quintus kept rattling off names until he said, "Percy Jackson with Annabeth Chase." Page 59 I started forward, but Annabeth stopped me. "Don't take another step," she warned. "We need to find the exit." Page 68 "I've been studying architecture for years," she said. "I know Daedalus's Labyrinth better than anybody." Page 78-80 Annabeth stood in the back of the room, rifling through old scrolls. Page 125-126 I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. Something about getting chased by a large dragon lady with poison swords made it real hard to relax. I picked up my bedroll and dragged it over to where Annabeth was sitting, keeping watch. Page 184 "I'm a child of Athena," she insisted. and this is an insult to my intelligence. I won't answer these questions." Page 198 I didn't dare call after her, but I didn't like the idea of her approaching the forge on her own. If those things out there could sense a god coming, would Annabeth be safe? The Infamous Page 203(and my favorite part in this book!) "Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!" Page 227 Annabeth turned to face the audience. She looked terrible. Her eyes were puffy from crying, but she managed to say, "He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He..." Then she saw me. Her face went blood red. "He's right there!" Page 229 Annabeth glared at me. "You are the single most annoying person I have ever met!" And she stormed out of the room. Page 244-245 "We'll try, Ms. Jackson," Annabeth said. "Keeping your son safe is a big job, though." She folded her arms and glared out the kitchen window. I picked at my napkin and tried not to say anything. Page 272 Annabeth stood. "The fire's getting low. I'll go look for some more scraps while you guys talk strategy." And she marched off into the shadows. Page 329 Kampê landed on the Athena command tent, smashing it flat. I ran after her and found Annabeth at my side, keeping pace, her sword in hand. Page 347 Annabeth and I pretty much skirted around each other. I was glad to be with her, but it also kind of hurt, and it hurt when I wasn't with her, too.(Aww, now that's what I call a cute Percabeth moment!) Page 348 I hoped Annabeth would be riding into Manhattan with me, but she only came to see me off. She said she'd arranged to stay at camp a little longer. She would tend to Chiron until his leg was fully recovered, and keep studying Daedalus's laptop, which had engrossed her for the past two months. Then she would head back to her father's place in San Francisco. Page 351 "I'm sorry," Annabeth told me. "I-I should get back. I'll keep in touch." Page 352 "You've had a rough summer," he said. "I'm guessing you lost someone important. And...girl trouble?" Page 358 "You'd better go," Poseidon said. "But, Percy, one last thing you should know. that incident at Mount St. Helens..." The Titan's Curse Page 2 "it's okay, Ms. Jackson." Annabeth smiled reassuringly. Her blond hair was tucked into a ski cap and her gray eyes were the same color as the ocean. "We'll keep him out of trouble." Page 12 I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym. Page 36 He went on asking questions. did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.yup, cuz you like her)Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)just because you like her, you know you wanted to say yes and scream it to the world) Page 65 I took Annabeth's baseball cap out of my backpack and set it on my nightstand. I'd give it to her when I found her. And I would find her.(So determined, Aphrodite, thank you!) Page 77-78 He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The font read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!(Percy probably doesn't like the sound of that for Annabeth, he'd probably say, 'sorry, she's already taken.') Page 80 Then I noticed a pink silk scarf with a label attached to it. I picked up the tag and tried to read it: SCARF OF THE GODDESS APHRODITE I stared at the scarf. I'd totally forgotten about it. Two years ago, Annabeth had ripped this scarf out of my hands and said something like, Oh, no. no love magic for you! Page 87-88 But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Brain?" Page 105-106 "I don't have much time," my mom said. "Percy, whatever you decide, I love you. And I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth." Page 184-187 When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth(Of course, because youy think Annabeth is beautiful just like Aphrodite, hey, her name has Aphro in it, like afro, hehe!). Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then...well, you get the idea. Page 246 I half expected Mrs. Chase to turn into a raving lunatic at the mention of her stepdaughter, but she just pursed her lips and looked concerned. "All right. Do on up to the study and i'll bring you some food." She smile at me. "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you."(Of course she would) Page 282 "I don't know," she admitted. "But thank you for rescuing me." Page 291 A feeling of panic seized me. "Annabeth," I said under my breath. "Don't." Page 299-300 "Was she giving you a hard time?" Annabeth asked. Page 304 "I'll fill you in later," Chiron said with forced cheerfulness. "The important thing is you have prevailed. and you save Annabeth!" The Sea of Monsters Page 12 In social studies, while we were drawing latitude/longitude maps, I opened my notebook and stared at the photo inside-my friend Annabeth on vacation in Washington D.C. She was wearing jeans and a denim jacket over her orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. Her blond hair was pulled back in a bandanna. She was standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial with her arms crossed, looking extremely pleased with herself, like she'd personally designed the place. See, Annabeth wants to be an architect when she grows up, so she's always visiting famous monuments and stuff. She's weird that way. She'd emailed me the picture after spring break, and every once in a while I'd look at it just to remind myself she was real and Camp Half-Blood hadn't just been my imagination. Page 22 Annabeth punched him in the nose and knocked him flat. "And you," she told him, "lay off my friend." Page 23 "Annabeth..." I stammered. "How did you...how long have you..." Page 25 Now, under different circumstances, I would've been really happy to see her. we'd made our peace last summer, despite the fact that her mom was Athena and didn't get along with my dad. I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I'd wanted to admit. Page 85 The only good thing about our punishment was that it gave Annabeth and me a common enemy and lots of time to talk. Page 135 "A half-blood hideout." I looked at Annabeth in awe. 'You made this place?" Page 166 I tried to stay mad at her, but it wasn't easy. We'd been through a lot together. she'd saved my life plenty of times. It was stupid of me to resent her. Page 168 "Then why do the gods even let me live? It would be safer to kill me." Page 168 I almost didn't recognize her. she was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean, she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth. Page 183 Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig." Page 192 "Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself." Page 198 She started to sob-I mean horrible, heartbroken sobbing. she put her head on my shoulder and i held her. Page 211 I made a silent promise to the gods that if we survived this, I'd tell Annabeth she was a genius. The frightening thing was, I knew the gods would hold me to it. Page 231 Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt. Page 236 "Percy is too nice," Annabeth grumbled, but I couldn't help thinking that maybe, just maybe, she was a little impressed. I'd surprised her, anyway. And that wasn't easy to do. Page 268 Tyson blushed. The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that. The Lightning Thief Page 56 The last thing I remember is collapsing on a wooden porch, looking at a ceiling fan circling above me, moths flying around a yellow light, the stern faces of a familiar-looking bearded man and a pretty girl, her blond hair curled like a princess's. They both looked down at me, and the girl said, "He's the one. He must be." Page 63 She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. wither her deep tan and her curl blond hair, she was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California girl would look like, except her eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if she were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight. Page 92 Annabeth stared at me. I couldn't tell whether she was just grossed out or angry at me for dousing her. Page 93 "Annabeth, I'm sorry about the toilets." Page 119 She pushed ahead, leaving me in the dust. Page 123 I was about to join the celebration when Annabeth's voice, right next to me in the creek, said, "Not bad, hero." Page 147-148 "I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up. Page 169 After a few minutes, Annabeth fell in line next to me. "Look, I..." Her voice faltered. "I appreciate your coming back for us, okay? That was really brave." Page 170 "You're pretty good with that knife," I said. Page 185 "Forget it," I said. "You're impossible." Page 187 I looked at Annabeth, daring her to criticize. Page 198 I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Annabeth was sitting right next to me. Page 200 I wanted to make Annabeth feel better, but I didn't know how. Page 202 "Can't we work together a little?" I pleaded. "I mean, didn't Athena and Poseidon ever cooperate?" Page 217 Annabeth stood behind him, trying to look angry, but even she seemed relieved to see me. "We can't leave you alone for five minutes! What happened?" Page 234 "Are you kidding?" she looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. Page 247 "Hey," Annabeth said, "I'm sorry for freaking out back at the water park, Percy." Page 251 "So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? will it be Athena versus Poseidon?" Page 257 "Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked. Page 290 Annabeth grabbed hold of my hand. Under normal circumstances, this would've embarrassed me, but I understood how she felt. She wanted reassurance that somebody else was alive on this boat. Page 306 Annabeth and I looked at each other. I could tell she was nursing an idea probably the same one she'd gotten during the taxi ride to L.A., but she was too scared to share it. That was enough to terrify me. Page 370 Annabeth sat next to me, holding my nectar glass and dabbing a washcloth on my forehead. Page 374 She pursed her lips. "You won't try anything stupid during the school year, will you? At least...not without sending me an Iris-message?" Page 375 She touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world. The Demigod Files The Bronze Dragon Page 34-36 On the blue team were Hephaestus's cabin, Apollo, Hermes, and me—the only demigod in Poseidon's cabin. The bad news was that for once, Athena and Ares—both war god cabins—were against us on the red team, along with Aphrodite, Dionysus, and Demeter. Athena's cabin held the other flag, and my friend Annabeth was their captain. Annabeth is not somebody you want as an enemy. Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, seaweed brain." "Will you stop calling me that?" She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean,Owl-head and Wise Girl are kind of lame insults. "You know you love it." She bumped me with her shoulder, which I guess was supposed to be friendly, but she was wearing full Greek armor, so it kind of hurt. Her gray eyes sparkled under the helmet. Her blond ponytail curled around one shoulder. It was hard for anyone to look cute in combat armor, but Annabeth pulled it off. "Tell you what." She lowered her voice. "We're going to crush you tonight, but if you pick a safe position—like right flank, for instance—I'll make sure you don't get pulverized too much." "Gee, thanks," I said, "but I'm playing to win." She smiled. "See you on the battlefield." She jogged back to her teammates, who all laughed and gave her highfives. I'd never seen her so happy, like the chance to beat me up was the best thing that had ever happened to her. Beckendorf walked up with his helmet under his arm. "She likes you, man." "Sure," I muttered. "She likes me for target practice." "Nah, they always do that. A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she's into you." "Makes a lot of sense." Beckendorf shrugged. "I know about these things. You ought to ask her to the fireworks." I couldn't tell if he was serious. Beckendorf was lead counselor for Hephaestus. He was this huge African American dude with a permanent scowl, muscles like a pro ballplayer, and hands calloused from working in the forges his whole life. He'd just turned eighteen and was on his way to NYU in the fall. Since he was older, I usually listened to him about stuff, but the idea of asking Annabeth to the Fourth of July fireworks down at the beach—like, the biggest dating event of the summer—made my stomach do somersaults. Page 48 "If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said, "I'd pick you." I just blurted it out—to give her confidence, I guess—but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid. "Awww. . ." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy, that is so sweet!" Annabeth blushed. "Shut up, Silena. Hand me your dagger." I was afraid Annabeth was going to stab me with it. Page 59 Annabeth came up to me and squeezed my shoulder. "Hey, seaweed brain, you okay?" "Fine... I guess." I was thinking how close I'd come to being chopped into demigod hash in the dragon's mouth. "You did great." Annabeth's smile was a lot nicer than that stupid dragon's. "You, too," I said shakily. Page 60-61 Watching them, with my arm around Annabeth for support, I felt pretty uncomfortable. I silently cursed Beckendorf for being so brave, and I don't mean for facing the dragon. After three years, he'd finally gotten the courage to ask Silena Beauregard out. It wasn't fair. "You know," Annabeth said as we struggled along, "it wasn't the bravest thing I've ever seen." I blinked. Had she been reading my thoughts? "Um... what do you mean?" Annabeth gripped my wrist as we stumbled through a shallow creek. "You stood up to the dragon so Beckendorf would have his chance to jump—now that was brave." "Or pretty stupid." "Percy, you're a brave guy," she said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, it is so hard?" We locked eyes. Our faces were, like, two inches apart. My chest felt a little funny, like my heart was trying to do jumping jacks. "So..." I said. "I guess Silena and Charlie are going to the fireworks together." "I guess so," Annabeth agreed. "Yeah," I said. "Um, about that—" I don't know what I would've said, but just then, three of Annabeth's siblings from the Athena cabin burst out of the bushes with their swords drawn. Page 63 But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?" She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods. I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?" He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day." Interview with ANNABETH CHASE, Daughter of Athena Page 70-71 Of all of your Camp Half-Blood friends, who would you most like to have with you in battle? Page 71 You've been known to call Percy "Seaweed Brain" from time to time. what's his most annoying quality? 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Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Sparky. Jason's nickname according to me If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. 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CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR Nigel (1): Kids Next Door, BATTLESTATIONS! Throughout series Kuki (3): Yeah...three quiet... Wally (4): Three quiet? What the crud does that mean?! Kuki (3): It's one more than two quiet! OPERATION ZERO Kuki (3): I think...I'm Numbuh 4? Wally (4): No, I'M Numbuh 4! I think... Kuki (3): Well then who am I?! Nigel (1): Would you two be quiet so Numbuh 5 can finish explaining her plan?! -looks expectantly at Numbuh 5- Abby (5): ...wha...oh...oh yeah that's me right? Nigel (1): -facepalm- OPERATION END Nigel (1): Is anyone here allergic to milk? Abby (5): No, but Numbuh 5 is allergic to DROWNING! OPERATION FOUNTAIN PHINEAS AND FERB Phineas: Oh you want cheat codes. No we don't roll like that. Gaming The System Jeremy: Why do they call it a catillion anyway? Candace: Oh don't get me started. Gaming The System Candace: That means I won't get to Jeremy's party before the sun sets! We'll be stuck here forever, and I'll have to marry a monkey and have monkey kids, and name THEM Xaviar and Amanda! Lawrence: And we'll love them anyway. SWISS FAMILY PHINEAS RANDOM POP CULTURE Louis: What does Cornelius look like? Wilbur: ...Tom Seleck. MEET THE ROBINSONS Buzz Lightyear: We're not flying! We're falling - in style! TOY STORY Off-Screen Fish: MY LEG!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Walt Disney: Keep moving forward! ALSO SEEN IN MEET THE ROBINSONS REAL LIFE KF (my bestest friend!): -stares up- Me: -staring at KF staring up- What are you doing? KF: I just felt a raindrop! Me: We're inside... DURING LUNCH ONE DAY AT SCHOOL Mr. Blough: If you lose the cap off these markers, death will occur. If I find the wrong colored cap on the wrong colored marker, death will occur. And if any of you take a marker out of this room and lose it, I will strangle you. Nah, you know I'm just kidding. OR AM I?! -creepy smile- My crazy science teacher from last year explaining the importance of proper Crayola Marker care I AM A RAVENCLAW WHO IS A GRYIFFINDOR AT HEART (LIKE LUNA) AND PROUD OF IT) COPY AND PASTE IF THIS IS TRUE FOR YOU TOO!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE A '90s KID IF... You can finish this 'ice ice _' I may pass off to be the "quiet type", But really, I'm the complete opposite. I can hold a grude for a long time if I really feel like it. I have a lot of mood swings...so beware. lol. I'm a teenager and am proud to say that I still watch disney movies. And yes...I tend to listen to the music from them. Lol. I live for quotes and songs that explain what I'm going through, and I love that I'm different from everyone else. It makes me, me. My friends and family are everything to me. So expect me in your business if you start something with them. Kay? Kay. If you judge me, expect to be proven wrong.This is me. You can take it or you can leave it, but I'm not changing for anyone, anytime soon. I am a girl. READER'S RIGHTS Reasons Why Girls Are The Best 1. We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point. 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We can have men do what we want by merely unbuttoning our shirts. 31. At least one girl always survives in a horror movie. 32. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our toenails without feeling the least bit silly. 33. Our magazines have horoscopes. 34. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around. 35. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm. 36. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month. 37. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have. 38. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket. 39. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing. 40. In a hostage situation, we're more likely to be set free first. I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, Geninkitty,bookworm299 When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? You know you are obsessed with PJO when: You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings and/or friends god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need (I did one time, and my mom looked at me all weird) to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!" You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are). When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. Dear Math, I am not your therapist. It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems. Also, stop asking me to find your X. She is NOT coming back to you. Don't ask Y, just accept it. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU agree Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! Hey Assbutt!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own 150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts 1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”. SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs 1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art' 2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well. 3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. 4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason! 5.) Chasing your tail. 6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. 7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day. 8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. 9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things. 10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. 11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not. 12.) Silence. 13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times. 14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you). 15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). 16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME! 17.) Dancing in the rain. 18.) Befriending a werewolf. 19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. 20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating. 21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. 22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them". 23.) Yelling at someone right next to you. 24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. 25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization. 26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. 27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you. 28.) Falling in Love. 29.) Fighting with your own team. 30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding. 31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal. 32.) Talking in Chat Speak. 33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years. 34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures. 35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes. 36.) Referring to yourself in the third person. 37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored. 38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. 39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper. 40.) Breaking a record through pranking. 41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period). 42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!- 43.) Wrapping people. 44.) Making your hair holiday themed. 45.) Rapping. 46.) Stress Baking 47.) Stalking 48.) Therapy 49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS! 50.) Nightmares 51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection 52.) Switching names 53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS 54.) Forgiveness 55.) Breaking things for fun. 56.) Running away 57.) Sound effects. 58.) Overreacting to everything 59.) Miming 60.) Growing Up PLP and my ideas of a list of Fanmade funfacts in the world of Harry Potter. (includes are opinion!) 1. At times, it is way too hard to try and believe Snape is good. 2. Harry will never cry in front of anyone except in the 7th book. 3. Dumbledore's cloak is purple. (look back up at my HP fanatic thing) 4. Aunt Marge's coat is tweed. (again look above) 5. The most mentioned Ravenclaw is Luna Lovegood. 6. Cedric is WAY better than Edward. (Duh!) 7. When Harry looks in the mirror he sees his family. 8. Ron IS jealous of Harry. 9. HarryxDraco or HarryxSnape is DISGUSTING 10. Hermione will only love Ron. Harry is the brother. 11. HarryxHermione will never work. 12. Snape-softside. Never gonna happen. 13. Harry is Snape's son? He looks like JAMES! 14. Lily was best friend's with Snape. Nothing more. 15. James (sadly) is a prat at times. (Harry's dad) 16. Harry's nickname WILL BE Bambi. (read it in a story, don't take credit for nickname) 17. Hermione's nickname is not Mione. (EVER) 18. McGonagall should not EVER be called Minnie. 19. Draco shall always be the enemey. 20. Ron will always be clueless. 21. Dudley does have a heart, just deep under all of that fat. It won't be exposed til the last book thoug. *sigh* 22. Harry isn't dumb, just looks it compared to Hermione. 23. Contrast to popular belief, Hermione doesn't know everything. 24. Snape is too talented at potions. 25. (soo sad) Dementors can see through invisibility cloaks. 26. Invisibility cloaks are good for pranking. 27. Sirius will always be a part of Harry. 28. Hedwig will always be a loyal bird. *moment of silence* 29. Voldemort! people its just a name!!! 30. (wo)man up and fight the war. 31. Once in awhile its good to pull a Weasley 32. Yelling and ranting at your friends only makes you guilty. 33. Having your pet bird peck them only makes you guiltier. 34. Purple turbans are VERY suspicious 35. Same with dragon eggs. 36. Beach blonde dudes are always evil! 37. (unless they are bald) 38. Exploding potions tend to be caused by Neville. 39. Harry is Never actually taking extra remidial potions. 40. Never go to a deathday party...the food sucks 41. If you hear voices in the wall...its the Basilisk 42. If you're muggleborn you are unique 43. The Dursley's will never warm up to magic. 44. If you see a fat man run for your life. He hates magic. 45. If a scrawny wizard comes to Hogwarts, ask if he slept in a cupboard. 46. If you see a horsey woman, don't ask if she has any siblings. 47. If you see a woman who looks like a frog, tell the truth. 48. Never land detention with Umbridge. You'll be scarred. Literally. 49. RemusxSirius is JUST PLAIN WRONG! 50. Big black dogs are cuddly. 51. Stay away from the whomping willow unless you found the knot. 52. Hermione is not frumpy. 53. Nor without ears (George is) 54. The twins will always get revenge. 55. Never except a gift from Gred and Forge. 56. Percy Weasley sucks 57. Stay away from Mrs. Weasley if you are in trouble. 58. Weasley's will never be anorexic 59. One of the only things Hermione sucks at is chess. 60. Harry was never physically abused 61. (even though it is fun to imagine that) 62. Harold is NOT Harry's 'real' name. 63. GinnyxDraco is *vomits* only in a parallel universe. 64. You can't spell HeRmiONe without Ron. 65. As much as we all want it Harry isn't claustrophobic 66. Snape will never ever be a father figure to Harry 67. Dumbledore can't *sniff* come back from the dead 68. Snape's hair is gross. Case closed. 69. Dobby is not gay. 70. Blast-ended skrewts aren't ever good pets. 71. Hagrid's house is WOOD! (Nobert? are you listening?!) 72. Hagrid has warm eyes. Snape's are dark and cold. 73. Trelawney is a whack job *smacks judges malet* 74. Divination is a waste of time. 75. Harry has slight anger issues. He tends to rant/yell. 76. Harry is NEVER arrogant. 77. Petunia is a super clean freak. 78. HarryxHermionexRon is sick and *vomits* not even possible. 79. Somehow FredxGeorge is possible?! NO!!!!! 80. Fred, sadly is dead. Leaving George behind. *sniff* 81. George shall be ever known as 'your holiness' 82. Dumbledore can be a total git at times. 83. Blimey is only 1 of Ron's favorite words 84. Bloody Hell is another. 85. Let us not forget prat or git either. 86. Voldy is ugly 87. (and has gone moldy) 88. While we love Teddy, we wish he still had his parents. 89. James Sirius Potter is a mini marauder. 90. Albus Severus Potter is like a certain Golden trio member *nudges Harry* 91. Lily Luna Potter is like her mother! 92. The sorting hat takes your choice into account. 93. Hugo is a funny name. 94. Rose to match her hair. 95. Neville is not a coward! 96. Uncle Vernon always picks his most Boring tie for work. 97. Aunt Petunia could be hired as a spy/stalker 98. Dudley could be hired to play a whale in a play. (Go to #4 Privet Drive to contact him) 99. Most people who look at this list and like it, will remember the wonders of the Harry Potter Universe 100. The Golden Trio. It will never change. You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life. In Remembrance of Severus Snape Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! Random Harry Potter Stuff Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. More stuff 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL China class is awesome. Hey guys I'm so sorry that I'm not updating regularly, I just don't have the time to do anything anymore. I promise that I will finish my stories, I simply can't leave them like that! I love you guys so freaking much, you've kept me going when I was ready to give up in school, and you've also given me great ideas for my stories! T Stupid risks make life worth living.' - Homer Simpson. 'I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.' - Kurt Kobain. 'Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.' - Homer Simpson. 'School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?' - Billie Joe Armstrong. 'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.' - Albus Dumbledore. 'I just think that some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. It's the universe's way of providing contrast, you know? There have to be a few holes in the road. It's how life is.' 'He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.' - Timothy Latimer on the Doctor 'I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling. I'm not scared of the dark, I'm scared of what's in it. I'm not afraid of love, I'm afraid of not being loved back.' Ron: It's beautiful, isn't it, the Moon.. Harry: Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we? Ron: It was on your bed, the box. I just thought I'd try one. Harry: Or twenty. Ron: I can't stop thinking about her, Harry. Harry: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you. Ron: She could never annoy me! I think I love her! Harry: (Stares incredulously) Ron: (Nods) Harry: Well, brilliant. Ron: Do you think she knows I exist? Harry: I bloody well hope so. She's been snogging you for three months! Ron: Snogging? Who're you talking about? Harry: Who're you talking about? Ron: Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane. Harry: Okay, very funny. Ron: (Chucks box at Harry) Harry: Ow! What's that for? Ron: It's no joke! I'm in love with her! Harry: Alright, fine, you're in love with her. Have you ever actually met her? Ron: No... Can you introduce me? Harry: (Stares) - That is actually one of my favourite scenes from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (film) T Th Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough* Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: think the 'Thalico' is completely AU and OCC but still love them. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: loved Percy Jackson and the Olympians the movie even though it was different from the book. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. My Fave pairings: Athena and Poseidon (I love writing their love/hate relationship) Percy/Annabeth of course:D Thalia and Nico Travis and Katie( Again love their love/hate relationship) Hades and Demeter(I think of them as Puck and Quinn from Glee) Mirana/Tarrent otherwise known as White Queen and the mad hatter from Alice in wonderland 2010, Pepper/Tony Stark Grover/Juniper Clarisse/Chris Silena/Beckendorf Puck/Quinn Rachel/Finn Lily/James Minerva/Dumbledore Rolanda/Severus T.v Show: GLEE!!!!!If you haven't realized from my stories, suite life series hannah montana(back when it was funnier) victorious Music artists: Bruno Mars, Glee, P!nk, Jessie J, B.O.B, Charice Favourite Actors, and Actresses: Anne Hathaway, Jane Lynch, Lea Michelle, The GLEE cast, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Emma Watson, Robert Downey JR., Gwyneth Paltrow, Rupert Grant, Daniel Radcliffe, Jake Gylenhaal, The Harry Potter cast, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Favourite Talk Show Host/Comedian: Ellen DeGeneres Favourite Celebrity Couple: Anne Hathaway and Jake Gylenhaal. Yes, I know they aren't 'officially' together, but seriously, they look adorable together, and every time I watch their interviews I get that warm,fuzzy, feeling, and butterflies in myself watching their chemistry. I thought this next thing was really touching, and I think anyone who would treat anyone that way is an idiot. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this into your profile If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Anakin Skywalker, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Edinburgh Trader dudes, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Illyana (left and died), Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Finnick, Lavinia, Darius, Castor, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Boggs, Cecelia – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever) InkWeaverabc (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Anakin, Murtagh, Will Turner, Farid (sort of left) I may think of more) TheOnlyMarauderette (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Dobby, Brom, Murtagh - NOOO! Murtagh, how could you?- Prim, Rue, Finnick, Cinna, Qui-Gon, Padme, Silena, Beckendorf, Luke, Mr. Bliss, Tanith -you fans know what I mean *nudge nudge* end of 5th book *nudge nudge*-)bonifacio16 You say Twilight If you've ever started reading FanFiction from the moment you come home from school at four until 4 am when your mother threatens to donate your computer to a charity shop, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings and/or friends god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need (I did one time, and my mom looked at me all weird) to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!" You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are). When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals 4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches 5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!" 6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. 14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. 16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause. 17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. 19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. 24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. 26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. 27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 43) I may not have a private army. 44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 46) I am not the wicked witch of the west. 47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 48) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. 50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose. 52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 54) - Especially not all of them at once. 55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos." 57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. 61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms. 63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either. 64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. 66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. 70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. 71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin". 72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. 76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. 77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron. 78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry 82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall 83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.” 84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”. 85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams. 86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation. 87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such. 88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit. 89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room. 90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. 91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks. 92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks. 93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. 94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car. 95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine. 96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”. 97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become. 98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be. 99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S. 100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. 101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts. 104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever. 105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones. 106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean. 107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy". 108) Even if he is. 109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk. 110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward. 111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid. 112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present. 113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed. 114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do. 115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge. 116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum. 117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin. 118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'. 119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair. 120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either. 121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul. 122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory. 123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod. 124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike. 125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living. 126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts. 127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball. 128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such. 129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise. 130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes. 131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning. 132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White." 133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "Ahhh! It's an albino dementor!" 134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas. 135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye." 136) To which I am not allowed to reply. 137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. 138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises. 139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related. 140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately. 141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit. 142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!" 143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger. 144) Portable swamps are not funny. 145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters. 146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms. 147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps. 148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me. 149) My patronus is not a Nazgul. 150) Neither is my animagus form. 151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears. 153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble. 154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills. 155) No part of the school uniform is edible. 156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible. 157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short". 158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect. 159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June. 160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'. 161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'. 162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin. 163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it. 164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do. 165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine. 166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night." 167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years. 168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent. 169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin. 170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity. 171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden. 172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it. 173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror". 174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate. 175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond. 176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either. 177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is. 178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney. 179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark. 180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood. 181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions. 182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments. 183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign. Favourite Quotes-"HARRY IF WE DIE FOR THEM I WILL KILL YOU!" Ron Weasely-Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Bellatrix killed Sirius Black, while Bella swan killed literature-A website TEAM BELLA! Lestrange, not Swan.-shreddedCurtains on youtube The only Bella I like is Bellatrix. She's insanely awesome and Isabella Swan is a boring Mary Sue that is consistently dependent on her boyfriend. -90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile -Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (This is how I come up with ideas for fanfics.) You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJO stuff. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies On the first day of school, you immediately look at your schedule to see whether or not you're in mythology. You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (EVERY DAY!) And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thalico, I know, but c'mon... -Eris- She threw the apple. -Annabeth-Same as Athena and Thalia "Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" No author givem Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – who cares about the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 16. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading. 18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular? 19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living. 21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 24. You can't have everything, where would you put it? 25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. 26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. 29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 30. Shin: A device for finding furniture 31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes. Could You Prove That Statement In Court? I think so. Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yep. What’s Hermione’s? Jean What’s Ron’s? Bilius What’s Harry’s? James What’s Ginny’s? Molly Have You Seen All The Movies? Yes. Read All The Books? Yep. What Do You Think Of JKR? One of the best authors ever. Favorites Weasley? twins Character, Overall? uh...luna? Female character Tonks, luna, ginny, hermoine Male Charcter? Sirius Black, remus, james, nevile, frank, harry, weasleys Group Of Characters? The Marauders and the D.A Adult? Molly (NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU *) Professor? Remus Lupin Ship? Remus/Tonks and james/lily, lily luna/lorcan Spell? Expelliarmus Sweet? Chocolate Frogs (I love chocolate!) Place? The Burrow Weasley Twin? fred Shop? WWW Least Favorites Weasley? I'd guess Percy Character, Overall? umbridge Female? Umbitch or Umbridge, whichever you'd like to call her. Male? Lucius Malfoy Adult? Lucius Malfoy. How many times do I have to say it? Student? Marietta Edgecomb. Spell? Avada Kedvra Book?
Ship? Anything that's not canon. Sweet? cockoroach clusters Death Eater? Crabbe or Goyle. Shop? Any shop in Knockturn Alley. Place? Knockturn Alley Professor? Lockhart. He was just plain annoying. and umbridge Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? Yippie! Harry/Hermione? Blech. Harry/Ginny? Yay! Harry/Luna? No. Harry/Pansy? Please don't make me sick. Ron/Lavander? Gets sick* Ron/Luna? Absolutely no. Ron/Pansy? Seriously? Ron/Fleur? Uh, she's already married. Hermione/Krum? No! Hermione/Draco? That's just plain gross. Hermione/FredORGeorge? No. James/Lily? Yes! One of the best couples ever! Lily/Snape? No. Lily/Sirius? Are you serious? Lily/Lupin? No way. Tonks/Lupin? Yes! Yes! Yes! The best couple ever! Draco/Pansy? Not really. Fred/Angelina? yes... if Fred hadn't died. Bill/Fleur? Yeah, they're perfect for each other. Harry/Cho? Only Ginny for Harry. This Or That? Harry or Ron? harry Hermione or Ginny? Ginny. Neville or Seamus? Neville Snape or Slughorn? Snape. Fred or George? Both of them. Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Neither of them. Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Neither of them. Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? ButterBeer. Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? hog's head James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? both Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor. Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly, the Daily Prophet isn't very truthful. Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? rita Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? both Random Have you Been to A Release Party? No, but I really want to. Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yes. A Movie? duh! Had A Dream About Harry Potter? Yes, well technically it had Snape in it. Been To A Fansite? Yes. Been to JKR’s Site? Yes. Have You Ever Roleplayed? nope. If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Did you use to have an absurd theory? I probably did, I just can't think of any right now. What was it? I just told you I don't know. Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? Not really. Did it/ Does it work? Sort of. Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? No. Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? yes Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials? yes Did you just try to prove that wrong? No. Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike? Yeah. Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like? No. Potters always go for the red-heads. Do you know what fanfiction is? Yes. Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? Yes. Are you a member of a fanfiction site? Yes. What site? This one. Do you write fanfiction? Yes. Do you like to write fanfiction? Yeah. Ever had Harry Potter Candy? No. Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? No, just the books. Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? What's that? Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? No.i wish What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? I've never been compared to one, but I get Hermione on the personality quizzes. Do You Agree With This? Yep. What Are They? Huh? Do you object to being Called By them? No. Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? Well, none of my friends are very big HP fans. Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? No. What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) I don't have one, so stop asking. Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Some. Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? Yeah. Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? You bet I do. Have you re-read the books? Yes. Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? No. Have You Had An RP Party? No. Do You Want To? yes Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? i want to Have You Ever Wrote One? No. Do You Want To? No. Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? yes If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it I guess so. Are You Going To Write One? No. IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? Yes! Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? No, I don't think anything can be more annoying than her, except perhaps Lockhart. harry potter quotes: "Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies?'"- Ron-HP-CoS "I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat." "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF "Oi! We have a war going on here!" -Harry-HP-TDH "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP-PoA "Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George-HP-OotP "We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger in first movie. "Let's face it people, Voldemort can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo!" -Fred Weasly-HP-DH "So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." "I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat." "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP "Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George-HP-OotP "We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger in first movie. Can't remember if it was in the book. "So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows I SWAM ACROSS AN EMPTY LAND. I KNEW THE CASTLE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND IS THIS THE PENSIVE WE USED TO LOVE THE FINAL STRUGGLE J K WAS DREAMING OOOOOF OH SIMPLE THING, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? I LOST MY NOSE AND I NEED HORCRUXES TO RELY ON. SO TELL ME WHEN YOU’RE GONNA LET ME WIN. I’M GETTING WEAK AND I NEED A HORCRUX TO BEGIIIIN AND IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE WHY DON’T WE GO, FIGHT ABOUT THIS SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW THIS COULD BE THE END OF ALL THE MOVIES. SO WHY DON’T WE FIGHT, SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW. The Sorting Hat is famous at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy for many reasons. It holds the important responsibility of determining a new student's House, and also creates its own songs that it sings to the whole student body at the beginning of each Sorting Ceremony that takes place during the Welcome Feast. Although Harry missed out on the sortings in his second, third and sixth year, he did manage to hear the others. Read on to find them all! Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, Chamber of Secrets Harry wasn't the only one to miss the sorting in Chamber of Secrets. He and Ron flew the Weasleys' car to Hogwarts after Dobby had sealed the gateway to Platform 9 3/4, then crashed it into the Whomping Willow that sits on the school grounds. Lucky for the both of them, Professor McGonagall didn't find it necessary to expell them! Prisoner of Azkaban Harry missed the sorting his third year because a dementor had crawled into the trio's compartment on the Hogwarts Express, and the very presence of the dementor made Harry pass out. Harry was taken to the hospital wing once the train reached Hogwarts. Goblet of Fire A thousand years or more ago, Order of the Phoenix In times of old when I was new Half-Blood Prince After Harry's meeting with the "Slug Club" on the train towards Hogwarts, Harry decided to follow Slytherin Blaise Zabini as he entered into a Slytherin compartment containing Malfoy. However, when done 'spying' on him, Malfoy cast the body-binding spell and Harry couldn't move a muscle, especially after Malfoy completely stomped all over his face. However, Tonks came to the train and healed Harry, but he arrived late, and missed the Sorting Ceremony. Deathly Hallows Harry does not attend Hogwarts in this book. Given the takeover of the school by Death Eaters, we are not even sure there was a House sorting. The Mirror of Erised: Erised is Desire spelled backward, or how it would appear in a mirror. Also, the inscription reads "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," which read in a mirror reads, "I show not your face but your hearts desire." (Thanks, Kathryn) They could hear footsteps, Filch running as fast as he could towards Peeves' shouts. Professor Quirrell, in his absurd turban, was talking to teacher with greasy black hair, a hooked nose, and sallow skin. That sharp burst of pain did not come from Snape, but from Quirrell's turban, where Voldemort was "hiding." It should have been obvious after finishing the book, but for many of us, it wasn't! After the students finish their exams and are lounging around by the lake, Harry gazes at an owl flying toward the school with a letter in its mouth. The letter that owl was carrying was the "urgent letter from the Ministry" that lured Dumbledore away from the school. Sunshine daisies Ron uses this spell in an attempt to turn Scabbers yellow. It doesn't work. Hermione wonders if it's even a real spell. But perhaps the reason the spell didn't work was because Scabbers wasn't actually a rat - it was Pettigrew in rat form. (Thanks, Holly!) In the "enormous, old" reference book where Flamel is mentioned, it says that he was 665 years old as of "last year." That means he was the 666 (the Mark of the Beast) when the book was published. In Borgin and Burkes: "Harry looked quickly around and spotted a large black cabinet to his left..." (pg. 50) This is the same vanishing cabinet Draco uses to allow Death Eaters into Hogwarts inHalf-Blood Prince. In Borgin and Burkes: "'Can I have that?' interrupted Draco, pointing at the withered hand on its cushion. 'Ah, the Hand of Glory!' said Mr. Borgin, abandoning Mr. Malfoy's list and scurrying over to Draco. 'Insert a candle and it gives light only to the holder! Best friend of thieves and plunderers! Your son, has fine taste, sir.'" (pgs. 51-52) Again, Draco uses the Hand of Glory in Half-Blood Prince. In Borgin and Burkes: "Draco paused to examine a long coil of hangman's rope and to read, smirking, the card propped on a magnificent necklace of opals, Caution: Do Not Touch. Cursed -- Has Claimed the Lives of Nineteen Muggle Owners to Date." (pg. 52) Yet again, Draco uses this cursed necklace in Half-Blood Prince. It is intended to be given to Dumbledore, but attacks the messenger, Katie Bell."In that case, perhaps we can return to my list," said Mr. Malfoy shortly. "I am in something of a hurry, Borgin, I have important business elsewhere today." When Harry Ron and Hermione are trying to figure out what Tom Riddle did to get a trophy with his name on it: "Could've been anything" said Ron. "Maybe he got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor..." Of course, Tom Riddle (Voldemort) did kill Moaning Myrtle. (Thanks, Sarah!) When Harry gets in trouble with Filch for tracking mud into the school, it is Nearly Headless Nick who saves him by encouraging Peeves to drop a cabinet on the floors above. It is very possible this is the same cabinet Draco repairs and uses to allow Death Eaters into Hogwarts in Half-Blood Prince. When Harry and Hermione are using the Time Turner, JKR writes in extremely subtle things that occurred the first time around, such as Harry and Hermione having to hide in a closet from themselves. The Time Turner stuff is pretty complicated, hereis where our Time Travel analysis can be found. Chapter 11, The Firebolt: " GET-HIM-OUT-OF-HERE!" Ron bellowed as Crookshanks's claws ripped his pajamas and Scabbers attempted a wild escape over his shoulder. Ron seized Scabbers by the tail and aimed a misjudged kick at Crookshanks that hit the trunk at the end of Harry's bed knocking it over and causing Ron to hop up and down, howling with pain. Crookshank's fur suddenly stood on the end. A shrilll, tinny whistling was filling the room. The Pocket Sneakoscope had become dislodged from Uncle Vernon's old socks and was whirling and gleaming on the floor." At first, we think that it was Crookshanks that made the Sneakoscope whistle. But later on in the story we find out that Peter Pettigrew (aka Scabbers) was causing it as he attempted to escape off of Ron's shoulder. (Thanks, Carmen!) After Harry sends the food package off to Sirius, he sees an eagle owl with a note in its mouth soar past Hagrid's cabin toward the castle. That eagle was carrying Voldemort's order to Crouch Jr. that he should stop Crouch Sr., who had escaped, at all costs. "Should I go and get someone?" said Harry. "Madam Pomfrey?" Edit: Indeed, it is the way the members of the Order signal each other! The number Mr. Weasley punches into the telephone to get into the Ministry of Magic, 62442, spells "MAGIC" on the phone pad. In Chapter 2, when Harry is trying to explain what has happened to Dudley he mentions Dementors and we find Aunt Petunia knows what they are: "How many times do I have to tell you?" said Harry, temper and voice both rising. "It wasn't me! It was a couple of Dementors!" That "horrible boy" was not James Potter, but as we learn in Deathly Hallows, Severus Snape. (Thanks, Meli!)"Step over here," said the wizard in a bored voice. Harry walked closer to him and the wizard held up a long golden rod, thin and flexible as a car aerial, and passed it up and down Harry's front and back. "Warrington of the Slytherin Quidditch team reported to the hospital wing with a horrible skin complaint that made him look as though he had been coated in cornflakes."(Chapter 30, Grawp, pg. 677) Back in Chapter 6 ("The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black"), Sirius got "a bad bite from a silver snuffbox; within seconds, his bitten hand had developed an unpleasant crusty covering like a tough brown glove." He (Sirius) then says that it must have been Wartcap powder. Fred and George then snuck the snuffbox of Wartcap powder. They may have later given the powder to Lee and told him to put it on Warrington (or anyone he didn't like, really), as his symptoms seem to be very similar to Sirius'.When Harry and company are visiting Mr. Weasley in St. Mungos, one of the portraits of old healers mis-diagnoses Ron's freckles as Spattergroit. This same disease was used by Ron, when he disguises the Ghoul as himself in Deathly Hallows. (Thanks to Vikki!) In Chapter 28, "Flight Of The Prince," after Harry and Dumbledore's retrieval of the locket in the cave, it is discovered that the locket contains a piece of paper with a small note. I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret. I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more. R.A.B. Could the real locket be the same locket Harry found in Order of the Phoenix? In Chapter 6, "The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black," Harry finds a "a heavy locket that none of them could open..." The initials of the person who wrote the note inside the locket are R.A.B. These initials can be Regulus Black, Sirius Black's brother, where coincidentally, a locket was found in Grimmauld Place. In Chapter 2, while explaining to Snape that Voldermort trusts her Bellatrix says, "The Dark Lord has in the past entrusted me with his most precious..." She's talking about the Horcrux (Hufflepuff's Cup) stored in her Gringotts vault. (Thanks, Kenny!) In Chapter 32, Ron, Harry, and Hermione are trying to get through the Whomping Willow, and Ron asks, "How - how're we going to get in? I can - see the place - if we just had - Crookshanks again -". Hermione retorts with "Crookshanks? Are you a wizard or what!?" In Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, Chapter 16; Harry, Ron, and Hermione are stuck in the Devil's Snare. Harry shouts at Hermione to light a fire (to make it release them), and Hermione responds with, "Yes - of course - but there's no wood!"" Ron then screams "Have you gone mad? Are you a witch or not?!" (Thanks to Erin!) A witch or wizard's wand size is selected in direct proportion to their height. Hagrid is huge, and he has a 16-inch wand. Voldemort is tall, and he has a 13-inch wand. Ron is tall and he has a 14-inch wand. Harry is average height, and he has an 11-inch wand. Umbridge is extremely short, and her wand is described as being very short. (Submitted by Patil.) alice's (neville's mum) maiden name is also, prewett that would make neville and ron cousins or something Crookshanks is half Kneazle. The infamous Weasley cousin who was cut from the books was named Mafalda. She was in Slytherin. Welcome to the Department of Mysteries. Normally, ordinary wizards aren't permitted here, but all the Unspeakables are out discovering new mysteries. Hurry, if you go now, you'll be able to see some of the mysterious solutions they've already come up with! Time Travel Prophecies Horcruxes Wands The Sorting Hat gringots poem: Enter, stranger, but take heed Of what awaits the sin of greed, For those who take, but do not earn, Must pay most dearly in their turn. So if you seek beneath our floors A treasure that was never yours, Thief, you have been warned, beware Of finding more than treasure there. snape's poem: Danger lies before you, while safety lies behind, Two of us will help you, which ever you would find, One among us seven will let you move ahead, Another will transport the drinker back instead, Two among our number hold only nettle wine, Three of us are killers, waiting bidden in line. Choose, unless you wish to stay here forevermore, To help you in your choice, we give you these clues four: First, however slyly the poison tries to hide You will always find some on nettle wine's left side; Second, different are those who stand at either end, But if you would move onward, neither is your friend; Third, as you see clearly, all are different size, Neither dwarf nor giant holds death in their insides; Fourth, the second left and the second on the right Are twins once you taste them, though different at firstsight. hogwarts school song: "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we've forgot, just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot." ultiment harry potter website: http://www.mugglenet.com/books/little_things.shtml Website list of Hogwarts students: http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Muggles'_Guide_to_Harry_Potter/Characters http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_spells http://harrypotterspells.net/ http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page the prophecies of percy jackson series!!! You shall go west, and face the god who has turned, You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned, You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend, And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. This prophecy unravels throughout the story: Percy, Annabeth, and Grover travel west to find Zeus' Master Bolt. While in the west, Percy faces Ares on the beach. We learn he allowed the bolt to be stolen and was following orders from Kronos.Percy finds the Master Bolt and Hades' Helm of Darkness and returns them safely.Luke, son of Hermes, betrays Percy by revealing he stole the Master Bolt and the Helm of Darkness for Kronos.Percy fails to save his mother from the Underworld, forced to leave without her and instead with Annabeth and Grover. He also failed in saving his friend, Luke. You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone, You shall find what you seek and make it your own, But despair for your life entombed within stone, And fail without friends, to fly home alone. This prophecy unravels throughout the story: Clarisse sailed aboard the CSS Birmingham with skeleton warriors.She, Percy, Annabeth, and Tyson find the Golden Fleece and take it from Polyphemus.She is trapped in Polyphenus' stone cavern with no way to escape.She would have failed without Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and Tyson, but she flew back to camp alone to get there faster. Five shall go west to the goddess in chains, One shall be lost in the land without rain, The bane of Olympus shows the trail, Campers and Hunters combined prevail, The Titan's curse must one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. This prophecy unravels throughout the story: The group consisting of Zoë, Thalia, Grover, Bianca, and Percy (originally Phoebe) go west to find the goddess in chains, Artemis (but Percy goes to find Annabeth)Bianca sacrificed herself in the desert to save the group against a defective prototype of Hephaestus' robot,Talos.They followed the Ophiotaurus, which was called the bane of Olympus because if he was sacrificed in flames, the sacrificer would have the power to destroy Olympus.The only way the quest would be successful was if campers and Hunters worked together. The quest consisted of 3 campers (Percy, Grover, and Thalia) and 2 Hunters (Bianca and Zoe)The curse of holding the sky above the earth had to be taken by someone (Luke took the sky from Atlas; Annabeth took the sky from Luke; Artemis took it from Annabeth; Percy took it for Artemis; and Artemis forced Atlas back under the sky).In the end, Zoë after already suffering from being poisoned by the dragon Ladon was killed by her fatherAtlasafter he tossed her against a wall, resulting in her death. You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand, The Child of Athena's final stand. Destroy with a hero's final breath, And lose a love to worse than death. This prophecy unravels throughout the story: Annabeth, Grover, Percy and Tyson enter the Labyrinth to find Daedalus.Nico, son of Hades, raised the dead; Ethan Nakamura, the traitor, was spared; and Pan's spirit and message is raised'The Ghost King' was Nico (since he is a son of Hades, god of the Underworld), who decided to help Annabeth and the rest of the campers.A child of Athena's final stand refers to Daedalus, one of Athena's children, because he dies during the Battle of the Labyrinth.The Labryinth was destroyed with Daedalus's last breath, as he and the maze's life force were tied together.Annabeth loses Luke to Kronos, since he becomes Kronos' host body, which is worse than if she would have lost him if he died.(Annabeth thought it was Percy of that line when he disappears and goes to Ogygia) A Half-Blood of the eldest gods, Shall reach sixteen against all odds And see the world in endless sleep The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap A single choice shall end his days Olympus to preserve or raze Luke Castellan, the Hero of the First Great Prophercy Added by Lpslover989 This prophecy unravels throughout the story. Percy was a half-blood child of Poseidon, one of the eldest gods, otherwise known as the Big Three.Percy reaches sixteen despite all of the numerous times he was almost killed by Luke/Kronos and his monsters.Percy finds the whole city of Manhattan asleep from Olympus, so the war can go on without any of the humans interfering.Percy handed Luke Annabeth's knife, the same knife that he gave her when she was little. He promised that they would be there for her and that they (including Thalia) would be a family.Percy had to choose between giving Annabeth's knifeto Luke and allow him to destroy himself or trying to destroy Luke himself.Percy's choice would result in the destruction of Olympus, or preserving Olympus the way it is. Seven half-bloods shall answer the call. To storm or fire, the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death. The first line refers to seven half-bloods that will save Olympus from Gaea and her most powerful children, the giants. The six of the seven half-bloods are, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Percy Jackson,Hazel, and Frank Zhang.The second line has not happened yet, Leo believes that the prophecy could be talking about Jason (the storm) or himself (having power over fire), and the world will fall because of one of them,It is unknown at this time what this line is refering to.Gaea opened the Doors of Death to allow the most evil people of the Underworld to rise again. The Greek demigods from Camp Half-Blood and the Roman demigods from Camp Jupitermust unite and close them. Child of Lightning, beware the earth, The giants' revenge the seven shall birth, The forge and dove shall break the cage, And death unleash, through Hera's rage. The prophecy unfolds throughout the story like this: Jason, a child of Jupiter, has to beware of the awakening of Gaea (the Earth).The Giants rise to defeat the Olympians and cause the appearance of the seven heroes of the Great Prophecy.The forge and the dove represent Leo and Piper, children of Hephaestus and Aphrodite. Working together, the two manage to break the cage Hera is trapped in.Hera goes into her Divine Form and kills all the monsters except Pophyrion and almost kills Jason, but he lives. "Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die." This prophecy isn't like any others (probably because of Mars' not able to rhyme things well and it appears more like an order or instruction than a prophecy to serve as a guide). It is unfolded throughout the story as follows: Frank, the leader of the quest, Hazel, and Percy make it to Alaska after several different trails and close calls.Frank, while being protected by Percy (who has made another personal hurricane), is able to free Thanatosusing his piece of "life wood."They make it back to Camp Jupiter, are able to defend the camp from invading forces, and live. The real prophecy though, as recited by Ella started off with this: "To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown. Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown." The next part of the prophecy was burnt before Ella could read and memorize it. The story pertaining to this part of the prophecy is: In Alaska, beyond the Gods sphere of control, the Roman Eagle is frozen in ice.The prophecy, since incomplete, becomes quite unclear. It may refer to either of the following:Percy feels that it may refer to him drowning in Gaea's territory (land) when he fell in the muskeg in AlaskaAs Frank assumed, Percy drowned in Alaska when he fell of the glacier while battling the shades; orAs Hazel suggests, that Percy may drown his enemies, like he did at the frozen Roman camp with the shades.The Mark of Athena This prophecy is assumed to be the focus of the next book recited by Ella, which could not be complete: “Wisdom’s daughter walks alone, The Mark of Athena burns through Rome.” Wisdom's daughter could be referring to annabeth as Juno said she would have a tough decision ahead of her. The mark of athena could refer to the mark that Athena gave to daedalus after he killed his nephew, perdix ultiment percy jackson website: http://www.bluetrident.org/ http://camphalfblood.wikia.com/wiki/Camp_Half-Blood_Wiki http://percyquest.com/ The Hunger GamesWinning means fame and fortune. Losing means certain death. The Hunger Games have begun."And may the odds—" He tosses a berry in a high arc toward me. troubles lay. And when it's morning again, they'll wash away. Here it's safe, here it's warm. Here the daisies guard you from every harm. Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you. Katniss Everdeen, Rue's songSo I learned to hold my tongue and to turn my features into an indifferent mask so that no one could ever read my thoughts."Katniss EverdeenAnd while I was talking, the idea of actually losing Peeta hit me again and I realized how much I don't want him to die. And it's not about the sponsors. And it's not about what will happen when we get home. And it's not just that I don't want to be alone. It's him. I do not want to lose the boy with the bread.Katniss Everdeen"One more time? For the audience?" he says. His voice wasn't angry. It's hollow, which is worse. Already the boy is slipping away from me. I take his hand, holding on tightly, preparing for the cameras, and dreading the moment when I finally have to let go.Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark"She has no idea. The effect she can have."Peeta MellarkYou don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.Katniss Everdeen"So, here‘s what you do. You win, you go home. She can‘t turn you down then, eh?" says Caesar encouragingly. "I don‘t think it‘s going to work out. Winning...won‘t help in my case," says Peeta. "Why ever not?" says Caesar, mystified. Peeta blushes beet red and stammers out. "Because...because...she came here with me."Caesar Flickerman and Peeta Mellark"Remember, we‘re madly in love, so it‘s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it."Peeta MellarkIt's like being home again, when they bring in the hopelessly mangled person from the mine explosion, or the woman in her third day of labor, or the famished child struggling against pneumonia and my mother and Prim, they wear that same look on their faces. Now is the times to run away tho the woods, to hide in the trees until the patient is long gone and in another part of the Seam the hammers make the coffin. But I'm held here both by the hovercraft walls and the same force that holds the loved ones of the dying. How often I've seen them, ringed around our kitchen table and I thought, Why don't they leave? Why do they stay to watch? And now I know. It's because you have no choice.Katniss Everdeen[edit]Catching Fire"Katniss Everdeen, the girl who was on fire, you have provided a spark that, left unattended, may grow to an inferno that destroys Panem."President Snow, p. 23"I guess this is a bad time to mention I hung a dummy and painted Seneca Crane's name on it," I say.Katniss Everdeen, p. 241I squint down at my feet and see that my metal plate is surrounded by blue waves that lap up over my boots. Slowly I raise my eyes and take in the water spreading out in every direction. troubles lay. And when it's morning again, they'll wash away. Here it's safe, here it's warm. Here the daisies guard you from every harm. Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you. Katniss Everdeen, Rue's songSo I learned to hold my tongue and to turn my features into an indifferent mask so that no one could ever read my thoughts."Katniss EverdeenAnd while I was talking, the idea of actually losing Peeta hit me again and I realized how much I don't want him to die. And it's not about the sponsors. And it's not about what will happen when we get home. And it's not just that I don't want to be alone. It's him. I do not want to lose the boy with the bread.Katniss Everdeen"One more time? For the audience?" he says. His voice wasn't angry. It's hollow, which is worse. Already the boy is slipping away from me. I take his hand, holding on tightly, preparing for the cameras, and dreading the moment when I finally have to let go.Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark"She has no idea. The effect she can have."Peeta MellarkYou don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.Katniss Everdeen"So, here‘s what you do. You win, you go home. She can‘t turn you down then, eh?" says Caesar encouragingly. "I don‘t think it‘s going to work out. Winning...won‘t help in my case," says Peeta. "Why ever not?" says Caesar, mystified. Peeta blushes beet red and stammers out. "Because...because...she came here with me."Caesar Flickerman and Peeta Mellark"Remember, we‘re madly in love, so it‘s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it."Peeta MellarkIt's like being home again, when they bring in the hopelessly mangled person from the mine explosion, or the woman in her third day of labor, or the famished child struggling against pneumonia and my mother and Prim, they wear that same look on their faces. Now is the times to run away tho the woods, to hide in the trees until the patient is long gone and in another part of the Seam the hammers make the coffin. But I'm held here both by the hovercraft walls and the same force that holds the loved ones of the dying. How often I've seen them, ringed around our kitchen table and I thought, Why don't they leave? Why do they stay to watch? And now I know. It's because you have no choice.Katniss Everdeen[edit]Catching Fire"Katniss Everdeen, the girl who was on fire, you have provided a spark that, left unattended, may grow to an inferno that destroys Panem."President Snow, p. 23"I guess this is a bad time to mention I hung a dummy and painted Seneca Crane's name on it," I say.Katniss Everdeen, p. 241I squint down at my feet and see that my metal plate is surrounded by blue waves that lap up over my boots. Slowly I raise my eyes and take in the water spreading out in every direction. troubles lay. And when it's morning again, they'll wash away. Here it's safe, here it's warm. Here the daisies guard you from every harm. Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you. Katniss Everdeen, Rue's songSo I learned to hold my tongue and to turn my features into an indifferent mask so that no one could ever read my thoughts."Katniss EverdeenAnd while I was talking, the idea of actually losing Peeta hit me again and I realized how much I don't want him to die. And it's not about the sponsors. And it's not about what will happen when we get home. And it's not just that I don't want to be alone. It's him. I do not want to lose the boy with the bread.Katniss Everdeen"One more time? For the audience?" he says. His voice wasn't angry. It's hollow, which is worse. Already the boy is slipping away from me. I take his hand, holding on tightly, preparing for the cameras, and dreading the moment when I finally have to let go.Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark"She has no idea. The effect she can have."Peeta MellarkYou don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.Katniss Everdeen"So, here‘s what you do. You win, you go home. She can‘t turn you down then, eh?" says Caesar encouragingly. "I don‘t think it‘s going to work out. Winning...won‘t help in my case," says Peeta. "Why ever not?" says Caesar, mystified. Peeta blushes beet red and stammers out. "Because...because...she came here with me."Caesar Flickerman and Peeta Mellark"Remember, we‘re madly in love, so it‘s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it."Peeta MellarkIt's like being home again, when they bring in the hopelessly mangled person from the mine explosion, or the woman in her third day of labor, or the famished child struggling against pneumonia and my mother and Prim, they wear that same look on their faces. Now is the times to run away tho the woods, to hide in the trees until the patient is long gone and in another part of the Seam the hammers make the coffin. But I'm held here both by the hovercraft walls and the same force that holds the loved ones of the dying. How often I've seen them, ringed around our kitchen table and I thought, Why don't they leave? Why do they stay to watch? And now I know. It's because you have no choice.Katniss Everdeen[edit]Catching Fire"Katniss Everdeen, the girl who was on fire, you have provided a spark that, left unattended, may grow to an inferno that destroys Panem."President Snow, p. 23"I guess this is a bad time to mention I hung a dummy and painted Seneca Crane's name on it," I say.Katniss Everdeen, p. 241I squint down at my feet and see that my metal plate is surrounded by blue waves that lap up over my boots. Slowly I raise my eyes and take in the water spreading out in every direction. | |||||
