Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Location: Middle-Earth (I wish!)

Inside jokes: The Three Foot Tall Purple Salamander That Tap-Dances and Sings (Don't Drink the Water!), You are uglyer that my Ass's Ass (You may interprite 'Ass' either way), Pie, The Wise and Mighty Duck-Billed Platypus, Platynumpus, Pattypus, Go Suck a Chicken! Oh Look! There Goes a Chicken!, Chibi baka con, Yea I'm calling you a chicken and I eat chickens for breakfast!, Apples, Carrots, Carrot Bag, Evil Racoons, Behold, Pink Rabbits and Bunny Flowers, Survivor Hobbits (trust me, you DO NOT want to know), Turquoise Hair Man, Orin San Morlin, Pigboy, Oops! Blonde Moment!...

Lover Boy 4eva (literally): Legolas (Yes ladies, MINE! I liked him before the movie so there! His character ROCKS!) *hysterical laughter*

Buds: Andra, Kyre, Correnna, rawwar89 (read YGO in LOTR! I'm the co-writer)

Name: Earenidiel Silverwing, Duh! or is it...