*They say music can alter moods and talk to you.*

*But can it load a gun up for you, and cock it, too?*

Hello people of the world. If you are reading this, you may have noticed that I haven't been on this website for several months. And it will probably remain in this inactive state for a very long time because I can't write anything that isn't garbage asdfghjkl. Sorry. I guess you could say I'm uninspired or trying to redefine myself as a writer or something idk all my fics on here are just awful because I wrote them at a point in my life where I thought I was really awesome but now it's just embarrassing to see them but I don't have the heart to delete them so maybe one day I'll edit them? Probably not but it makes me feel better to say that so anyway if you want to cuss me out or something come find me on Tumblr I don't do anything but reblog cat gifs these days but if you want a new friend I'm always there so okay bye

Thank you for your time.

7/29/12: Okay. I'm a liar. I've been viciously trying to create some new content for my stories, but I'm just so lazy and out of practice that I have no idea when I will be able to update. Patience is appreciated. xD

1/1/13: Ahahahahahahahahahahah I'm such a terrible person. I'm sorry beautifuls. I really don't see myself updating anytime soon. I swear that if I ever do update, it will be fabulous, though.

3/14/13: Did I ever even give the illusion of doing anything on this website ever again? I'm sorry if I did.

5/20/13: Hello there, friends. Believe it or not, I do still write fanfiction. Not necessarily GOOD fanfiction, but I write it, nonetheless. And, we are coming upon the end of May. That being said, I think I may do complete rewrites of all the stories I intend to update, and continue to write them from there in the next few weeks.

If you have any desire to contact and/or befriend me, feel free to find me on my Tumblr. My URL is badmeetstheshadytardis.tumblr.com.

And here are my favorite ships. Because I ship a lot of couples.

Dragon Age

Alistair/F!Cousland

Zevran/F!Dalish

Cullen/F!Amell

Anders(Origins)/Pretty much every Warden :3

Nathaniel/F!Cousland

Fenris/F!Hawke

Anders(DAII)/Bethany

Fenris/Isabela

Carver/OC(Because Hawke is his sister and that would be weird)

Arishok/F!Hawke(...)

The Elder Scrolls

Lucien Lachance/DB Murderer

Martin/Champion of Cyrodiil

Vicente/DB Murderer

Ulfric Stormcloak/Dragonborn

Ralof/Dragonborn

Harken/Dragonborn(If that ship doesn't exist, I just created it.)

Mercer Fray/Dragonborn(Wait, what?)

Brynolf/Dragonborn

Jarl of Whiterun/Dragonborn

Rune/Dragonborn(Okay, pretty much everyone in the theives guild.)

Vilkas/Dragonborn

Farkas/Dragonborn

Erik the Slayer/Dragonborn

Dragon's Dogma

Arisen/ANY PAWN BECAUSE ASDFGHJKL

Pokemon (Yes, I ship that too.)

White/N

Cheren/Bianca

Riley/Dawn

Barry/Dawn

Lucas/Dawn

Ethan/Lyra

Lance/Lyra

Silver/Lyra

Fallout

Mister Burke/Lone Wanderer

Harkness/Lone Wanderer

Butch/Lone Wanderer

Moriarty/Lone Wanderer (Wooah I'm losing my mind)

Billy Creel/Lone Wanderer

Andy Stahl/Lone Wanderer

Leo Stahl/Lone Wanderer

Benny/Courier

Swank/Courier

Boone/Courier

Vulpes Inculta/Courier

Lone Wanderer/Courier (In ANY gender)

Mass Effect

SHENKO SHENKO SHENKO SHENKO

Shepard/Garrus

Shepard/Thane

Shepard/James

SHENKO

Garrus/Tali

I'm sorry I just love Kaidan so much

Shenko is my otp

Ashley/Shepard

BECAUSE I LOVE ASHLEY TOO AND THEN VIRMIRE

The Walking Dead

I SHIPPED CAROL WITH AXEL AND I AM JUST SO MAD HE (*SPOILERS*)

DIED I CAN'T EVEN UGH

Michonne/Rick

Michonne/Merle

Carl/Beth

Can I ship Daryl with myself or

Oh and I ship Rick with me too

I don't care how much my fandom hates self-insertion

...When I see them all laid out, I feel like a weirdo. Ookay.

Ugh I hate it when I go all fangirl on my profiles

Oh wait no I don't