Author has written 4 stories for Fallout, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and Dragon Age.
*They say music can alter moods and talk to you.*
*But can it load a gun up for you, and cock it, too?*
Hello people of the world. If you are reading this, you may have noticed that I haven't been on this website for several months. And it will probably remain in this inactive state for a very long time because I can't write anything that isn't garbage asdfghjkl. Sorry. I guess you could say I'm uninspired or trying to redefine myself as a writer or something idk all my fics on here are just awful because I wrote them at a point in my life where I thought I was really awesome but now it's just embarrassing to see them but I don't have the heart to delete them so maybe one day I'll edit them? Probably not but it makes me feel better to say that so anyway if you want to cuss me out or something come find me on Tumblr I don't do anything but reblog cat gifs these days but if you want a new friend I'm always there so okay bye
Thank you for your time.
7/29/12: Okay. I'm a liar. I've been viciously trying to create some new content for my stories, but I'm just so lazy and out of practice that I have no idea when I will be able to update. Patience is appreciated. xD
1/1/13: Ahahahahahahahahahahah I'm such a terrible person. I'm sorry beautifuls. I really don't see myself updating anytime soon. I swear that if I ever do update, it will be fabulous, though.
3/14/13: Did I ever even give the illusion of doing anything on this website ever again? I'm sorry if I did.
5/20/13: Hello there, friends. Believe it or not, I do still write fanfiction. Not necessarily GOOD fanfiction, but I write it, nonetheless. And, we are coming upon the end of May. That being said, I think I may do complete rewrites of all the stories I intend to update, and continue to write them from there in the next few weeks.
If you have any desire to contact and/or befriend me, feel free to find me on my Tumblr. My URL is badmeetstheshadytardis.tumblr.com.
And here are my favorite ships. Because I ship a lot of couples.
Anders(Origins)/Pretty much every Warden :3
Carver/OC(Because Hawke is his sister and that would be weird)
The Elder Scrolls
Lucien Lachance/DB Murderer
Martin/Champion of Cyrodiil
Harken/Dragonborn(If that ship doesn't exist, I just created it.)
Mercer Fray/Dragonborn(Wait, what?)
Jarl of Whiterun/Dragonborn
Rune/Dragonborn(Okay, pretty much everyone in the theives guild.)
Erik the Slayer/Dragonborn
Arisen/ANY PAWN BECAUSE ASDFGHJKL
Pokemon (Yes, I ship that too.)
Mister Burke/Lone Wanderer
Moriarty/Lone Wanderer (Wooah I'm losing my mind)
Billy Creel/Lone Wanderer
Andy Stahl/Lone Wanderer
Leo Stahl/Lone Wanderer
Lone Wanderer/Courier (In ANY gender)
SHENKO SHENKO SHENKO SHENKO
I'm sorry I just love Kaidan so much
Shenko is my otp
BECAUSE I LOVE ASHLEY TOO AND THEN VIRMIRE
The Walking Dead
I SHIPPED CAROL WITH AXEL AND I AM JUST SO MAD HE (*SPOILERS*)
DIED I CAN'T EVEN UGH
Can I ship Daryl with myself or
Oh and I ship Rick with me too
I don't care how much my fandom hates self-insertion
...When I see them all laid out, I feel like a weirdo. Ookay.
Ugh I hate it when I go all fangirl on my profiles
Oh wait no I don't
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