| kitkatieisme |
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Sandlot, Avatar: Last Airbender, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Outsiders. Hi! Thanks for visiting my page! I am 14 years old and my name is Katie. Well, actually, its Katherine, but if you call me that, I might have to find you and punch you in the face. My favorite series EVER is Harry Potter. AND I'm obsessed with Avatar: The Last Airbender. AND Percy Jackson. AND Sandlot. And a lot of other things too... Some of my hobbies include singing in the shower, dancing around my room, reading, writing (duh!), playing video games with my twin, annoying people with my twin, watching movies, playing with my dog, playing soccer, laughing, joking around and being with my best friends. :) My Pet Peeves For Harry Potter FF 1.) Characters being the opposite gender of what they should be (Ie. female Blaise or Harry.) 2.) When people make Harry/Draco gay. 3.) Non-Canon pairings. I cannot stand them! 4.) Arrogant, annoying, or evil Harry. 5.) When Harry's parents "magically" survive. Don't get me wrong, I love Lily and James. I'm sorry but they are dead. End of story. 6.) OC's. I'm not that big a fan of them but they are necessary in some cases. Just not as a main character. 7) "Voldemort's daughter" fanfics. Voldemort can't love, and isn't just Voldemort bad enough? My armada of ships: Harry Potter: HarryxGinny HarryxLuna HermionexRon LilyxJames (my OTP) RemusxTonks LunaxNeville ChoxCedric RosexScorpius Lily LunaxTeddy VictoirexTeddy BillxFleur Fred/GeorgexAngelina PercyxPenelope PercyxAudrey MollyxAurther BellatrixxVoldemort SiriusxOC (because he needs someone) Percy Jackson: PercyxAnnabeth PercyxThalia ThaliaxNico TravisxKatie BeckendorfxSilena ClarissexChris JasonxReyna (my OTP) WillxReyna PiperxLeo HazelxLeo HazelxFrank HazelxSammy PoseidonxAthena PoseidonxSally SallyxPaul ArtemisxPercy ZoëxPercy RachelxOctavian TysonxElla Secret Series: CassxYo-Yogi (my OTP) Max-EarnestxAmber Ms. MuavisxDr. L CassxOwen CassxJester JesterxAnastaisia Mother-Daughter Book Club: EmmaxStewart JessxDarcy CassidyxDarcy CourtneyxDarcy CourtneyxGrant MeganxSimon CassidyxTristan (my OTP) CassidyxZach ZachxBecca AshleyxThird PheobexNick LilyxJerry ClementineXStanley ClementinexDavid ShannonxMichael Avatar: The Last Airbender: KataraxAang AangxOn Ji AangxToph TophxSokka TophxZuko (my OTP) TophxTeo ZukoxMai OzaixUrsula SokkaxSuki SokkaxYue SokkaxTy Lee Ty LeexHaru HaruxAzula MaixJet AzulaxJet SmellerbeexLongshot Legend of Korra: MakoxKorra (my OTP) BolinxAsami AsamixIroh IrohxBolin (as a bromance...) BolinxJinora JinoraxSkoochy KataraxAang TenzinxLin Pride and Prejudice: JanexBingley GeorgianaxBingley DarcyxElizabeth (my OTP) CharlottexCollins LydiaxWickham Mr. BennetxMrs. Bennet Mr. GardinerxMrs. Gardiner GeorgianaxWickham KittyxWickham MaryxBingley Wicked: ElphabaxFiyero (my OTP) GlindaxFiyero GlindaxBoq BoqxNessarose ElphabaxWizard WizardxMadame Morrible Madame MorriblexDr. Dillamond Hawaii Five-O: StevexKono (my OTP) DannyxLori DannyxRachel RachelxStan KonoxAdam Mr. McGarrettxMrs. McGarrett ChinxMalia DannyxGabrielle Friends: RossxRachel (my OTP) ChandlerxMonica PheobexJoey JoeyxRachel PheobexMike JoeyxCharlie RossxCharlie IN REMEMBRANCE: In Remembrance to Severus Snape, In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, In Remembrance to Dobby, In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, In Remembrance to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort, In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, In Remembrance to Hedwig, Six truths in life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =) If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile! Sterotypes (Bold the ones that do or used to relate to you) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Here are some of my favorite sayings: An apple an day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous. I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for chocolate! Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. The only reason why I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never been caught. VERY FEW PERSONAL PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED THROUGH THE SUBTLE APPLICATION OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES! If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur. I ran with scissors-AND LIVED! I see normal people- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. You say phsyco like it's a bad thing... Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. CUTE BUT PSYCHO- THINGS EVEN OUT. If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on skittles, give me red... LEMON DAMNIT!" I'm not so good with the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again. I can resist everything except temptation. There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't obsess, I think intensely. Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. SHIT HAPPENS... BUT MOSTLY TO ME, SO DON'T WORRY. Do you ever wonder where eraser bits go?? Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. I don't have a short attention sp- Ohhhh, look a kitty; Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done. I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. Behind every successful man, is a surprised woman. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried. Violence isn't the answer. It's the question and the answer is yes! Procrastinate now, don't put it off. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. I have the answer in my head. i just haven't found it yet. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate. I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain. I need that Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up. The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?! I'm gonna live forever, or die trying. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Friends or best friends FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you screaming at the top of their lungs: "THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall BEST FRIENDS: Takes your ungraceful, muddy photo and posts it on the school's bulletin board FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Are through school BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV Gory movie's are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. (Oh, come on! Everyone does that, right?) Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 19 YOUR' GIRL' SIDE: You wear lip gloss. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. You go to your mom for advice. You consider cheer-leading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewellery. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. (Well I WAS...until i got too tall...) It takes you around more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (35 minutes tops, you kidding?) You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing. Total: 12 So I'm more of a guy than a girl? Doesn't surprise me at all...I've always known I was a tomboy. Yeah...so the stories are down there...right down there. Yup. You got it. Riiighhtt there! YES! Good job! Thanks!! --kitkatieisme | |||||||||
1. Can't Do This » reviewsTim's a hood (and proud of it) and a bad person to be hanging around, if you ask Darry. Emma's a greaser and doesn't care what Darry thinks, but that doesn't mean she digs the idea of him finding that out. So, they sneak around and it's great for a while until the secret gets spilled and suddenly she's not supposed to see him no more. And that's...that's just really hard.Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 4-7-13 - Tim S. & Ponyboy C.2. Baseball and Love Don't Make a Perfect Recipe » reviewsBenny was…curious? Yeah, that was it. Curious and very interested. He was spying on the family that was moving into house three houses down from him when he spotted a girl. Not just any girl either. A Dodgers girl? What happens when a girl can play better than the boys?Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,682 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 4-7-13 - Published: 2-28-12 - Benny R.3. Keeping Up With Lightning » reviewsHe looked like the guys she usually went for; reckless temper, dangerous by nature. Not good for her, but perfect all the same. She knew she was falling for him. But he was cold. Hardened. How could he love her?Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-12 - Published: 12-16-12 - Dallas W.4. What a Day To Be In Love » reviewsJust some one-shots featuring the everyday Jeyna love! Featuring constellations, liplocking, and...Octavian's teddy bears have been electrified? Starting with the inevitable reunion. Future chapters include stars, dancing, Octavian, and favorite colors. Pure Jeyna fluff!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-20-12 - Published: 8-6-12 - Jason G. & Reyna5. Healing Him, Healing Her reviewsA 2,000 word TOKO oneshot! She breaks, and he heals her. But then the cycle is turned upside-down and she's holding him and she's thinking that she could get used to this. And he's thinking that maybe, just maybe, its time for a change.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-12 - Toph & Zuko6. To Change The Future » reviewsWhen James receives a mysterious letter, gets his friends, and goes to the Room of Requirement, he doesn't expect to be given the chance to change the future. Join them on their quest to rewrite their stories with some help from some kids from the future. ON HIATUS.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,194 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-1-11 - Published: 8-31-11 - James P. & Lily Evans P.7. Baby, Its Love » reviewsGinny struggles with the concept of love. Who to love, how to love, when to love. She fights with herself over Harry and Dean. Set in her 5th year Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts. ON HIATUS.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-25-11 - Published: 6-15-11 - Harry P. & Ginny W.