Once upon a time, there were a couple of really sarcastic snakes . . . thee, thee, thee . . .

So what do I say about me? Er -- us?

Well, Snippy and Snarky are a writing duo. There are two of us, for those of you who have asked. Snarky is now a full-time, real author -- congrats my compatriot!

I'm still working on creating the manuscript worthy of publishing. I'm 26, American, female, and live in PA, for now.

Ah . . . I know! I'll give you the lowdown on the current stories!

"Trading Spaces" -- Thee, thee, thee . . . is my favorite of all time. It is now complete and a sequel is slowly under way, so look out for that! Also, TS has been rec'd on "The Tarhell Writer" webpage (woo-hoo!), which contains a lot of really good stories (including "Sex Magic" unfinished, but still worth the read!), if you want to check them out! NEW: Tigerlilly2k7 has written a full review of Trading Spaces. Thank you, thank you!! You can find it here: http://hpfanfictionreview.blogspot.com/2008/06/trading-spaces.html Lastly, I am currently re-editing Trading Spaces for a perfect repost! NOW FEATURING NEW MATERIAL, MORE SPICY SCENES, SHARPER DIALOG, ACTUAL SECTION BREAKS, CLEARER FORMATTING, AND BRAND NEW CHAPTER TITLES! YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT CHAPTER 18, LOTS OF NEW STUFF. ALTOGETHER, INTERSPERSED THROUGHOUT THE FIC NEW 50+ PAGES!! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND REVIEW -- NEW REVIEWS WILL EARN YOU A TEASER OF THE SEQUEL!!

"Something Wicked" -- was a beautiful concept, but alas, as has been abandoned in the wake of real life. Maybe someday . . .

"Experience" is Hr/DM/HP love triangle in progress, started by Snarky under penname "Angeldevotee", that I am now continuing. Still trying to figure out what I want to do with it. I've never written a threesome fic before, and the idea has some appeal. What can I say -- when choosing between two evils, I like to pick both. Votes for either or both are welcome and appreciated! Just send me a PM and let me know. This story has taken a back burner, while I confer with my compatriot, and decide where it will go and how it will end . . . and if it is worth finishing. While I have received some good feedback, there are a few that don't like the change from it's original story...so, let me know what you want. NEW CHAPTER IN PROGRESS!!

"Bounty Hunter" - Also complete. A H/D and HG/SS fic that I love to death and back. It's a fairly quick read and current king of the cliffhangers. If you like dark fic, don't miss this one! The sequel is in process, and is my current favorite.

"Bounty Hunter II: Black and White" -- WIP, a continuation of Bounty Hunter, obviously, that has taken on a new life. And guess who's back? Luci-yuck's back! Ha! You can't keep a bad Slytherin down, can you? And wait until you see what my second favorite blond bad boy is up to! And WTF, Ginny Weasley?! What's going on! lol. Just read it, please. I think you'll like it. It will probably be Trading Spaces length by the time I'm done. Don't worry if new chapters aren't posted for awhile, I'm trying to work ahead, so when I do start posting, it will be on a more regular basis! UPDATE: Chapters ten and eleven are done, and twelve is under way. Here's a little preview:

Harry cracked his knuckles. “What a pleasure, Lucius. I always wanted to be able to kill you again.”

“I’d be careful, Potter. There’s a whole new crop of enemies surrounding you now.”

“Funny.” Harry gestured at Lucius. “Blond, snobby, evil. They look the same to me.”

“Even now, your old friends are plotting your imminent demise.”

“Hey, when you’re stuck in a castle, you have to make your own fun.” Harry shrugged.

“They think you’re Voldemort, Harry.”

Harry just stared blankly at Lucius. “Why would they think that?”

“Because there are two of you.” Lucius smirked. “The boys who lived, so to speak.”

“Two of me?”

“Sit down, Potter.” Lucius sprawled elegantly in one of the armchairs near the fireplace.

“Shouldn’t you be stroking some kind of sinister cat?” Harry smirked as he settled onto the leather couch.

Ok, so take a look around. Peruse my favorites if you like . . . mostly they're just stories I'm keeping track of. Eventually, I'll arrange them so that they are more of a rec list. And please, don't be shy! Send me a PM, give me your thoughts/opinions. I always, always reply to PM. One note, however, I do not accept flames b/c of homophobia. You dont' like that -- that's cool with me -- just keep those thoughts to yourself. IF you read them anyway and are offended by the m/m action, then you wanted to be offended, and you're welcome -- happy to oblige!

Peace, love and a couple of sarcastic snakes!

~Snippy