Hiya I'm R Starryeyed girl 123 (First thing to pop in to my head) Let me tell you a few things about myself.

Gender: Female

Age: Between 12 and 112 ;)

Location: Earth

Appearence: just above the shoulder length, straight dyed blonde hair, brown eyes, fair skin, birth mark on back off neck, 5ft 1and no piercings

Likes: Shopping, family, friends, texting, writing, reading , rock climbing (Yes rock climbing), drawing, playing my instruments (gugitar and voilan), make up, music and clothes

Dislikes: Spelling (so sorry if I do misspell anything), mashed potatoes, and snops

FAV TV shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Surviors, Waterloo Road, Sarah Jane adventures, Fame, Father Ted, Charmed, Outunumbered, Merlin, Not going out, Gavin and Stacey, Miranda,Galactik football, Heroes, Sugartown, coronation street, celebrity juice, Red Dwarf, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Blackadder, Leonardo and Ghost Whisperer

FAV movies: Chronciles of narnia, Harry Potter, P.S I love you, the time travellers wife, How to Train Your Dragon, Les Miserables Sorceror's Apprentice,Letters from Juilet, love actually, Hair, Stardust and Back to the future

Singers: Cheryl Cole, Little Mix, Olly Murs, The Saturdays 1D, The script, the wanted, Taylor Swift, Black Eyed peas, Tulisa, Beyonce, Rita Ora, Jessie J, David Guetta, Ne-Yo and Rihanna

Heroes: Cheryl Cole and all the girls from Little Mix!

Style icons: Cheryl Cole, Nicola Roberts, All of the girls from Little Mix, Rita Ora, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, michelle keegan and Tulisa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you,

But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk soda and loves every minute of it.

Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You call me crazy; I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you!

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

It’s a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

Your Guy Side:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

12 (more than I thought)

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

21 (WOW I lot!)

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you ever wondered who does this "copy and paste this into your profile" stuff, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules, Mystic Black. EriinR, maltesegirl50, KatMEW15, R Starryeyed girl 123

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

Random Definition: The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

I belong to the dwindling minority who still buy, read, and love daily newspapers. If you think it's incredibly ironic that this is a Web-based copy&paste statement, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It's you and me against the world... WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, I Am SomeoneI Am No One R Starryeyed girl 123

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2007/ 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever walked into a parked car, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you, what Myspace/Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Twilight and think everyone should stop making a big deal out of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Robert Pattison is NOT good looking in any shape or form, copy and paste this into your profile.

WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY.
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER.
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS.
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you, would you listen then?"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profie

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblingsand RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...

NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE, YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING! THIS IS SERIOUS, LOOK HOW BIG AND BOLD THE FONT IS! LAST YEAR THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED LULU PERIWINKLE AND SHE HAD A FLUFFY PURPLE TEDDY BEAR CALLED MR FLUFFINGTON CUDDLESWORTH. BUT WHEN SHE DROPPED HIM IN A PUDDLE SHE BOUGHT A NEW BEAR AND THREW MR FULFFINGTON CUDDLESWORTH OUT. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HE SNUCK BACK IN THROUGH HER BEDROOM WINDOW AND CHOPPED HER HEAD OFF.

IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS, MR FLUFFINGTON CUDDLESWORTH WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU TOO!!!!

Actually he won't, because these stories are complete rubbish. Repost if you agree.

I ignored one of these and nothing happened, so I hope that's reassuring XD

Stories in progress:

Somebody help me: When Rani starts having dreams of another life what can this mean for everyone on Bannerman road?

New girl: AU. Jade Thirlwall is a quiet and nerdy girl who was constenly bullied at her old school. Perrie Edwards is a beautiful and is the popular girl in school. What happens when these two very diffrent girls meet. Will they be the best of friends or will they end up killing each other?

Alphabet Soup: Alphabet one-shots for Jade and Perrie from Little Mix. Jerrie. Rtaed T to be safe

Doctor Who meets Disney: What would happen if the characters of Doctor Who started singing Disney songs? Well click to find out!