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| Kaeru Soyokaze |
Author has written 21 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Fruits Basket, Slayers, Prétear, Naruto, Get Backers, Bleach, and D.Gray-Man. My name is Kia, I'm 18, my birthday is January 22, and if you so much as diss a pug in my vicinity, I'll menorah your ass. ~Fic progress- Shikizaki: ...right. x.x I have 18 chapters, and only eight done. The Trouble with Babysitting:Four chapters down, one more to go! XD Shouha- I think there are...17 chapters in this one? Eh heh...heh. I have some work to do. Therapy for Shinigami- You know it'll never be truly over. XP Art Site : http://cercasiempre.deviantart.com Chiyuu Pic: http://photobucket.com/albums/v674/kaeru_chan/?action=view¤t=chiyuu.jpg ~Dem sayings dat we loves...- I love quotes. if you want to borrow mine, ASK. Someone borrowed mine and didn't ask...murderous glare QUOTES! "Hey, Bettles. The pug says your time is nigh."-me to Joe...long story, but he now fears Emily the pug. "Zey do not have ZIS color in ze Old Country!"-me, experimenting with Tessie Tura's gaudy bra during Costume crew...hence the old Country. "I see all. I know all. For the third eye on my butt tells me so."-Acacia "Joy and Astringent Pomite fruit."-me "It buuuuuurns! It burns like acid-washed jeans!"-me "I love you, Boo boo bear!"-Acacia to Chris...just before she hit below the belt. "You live with the pug, you associate with the pug on a daily basis, you learn the lingo."-me "Subbie-Wubbie could be the long-lost Tellie Tubbie..."- Acacia, being weird with me on the phone...on Subaru...o.o Random Soprano: Why do the ALTOS get to sing the high part? Me: Because we're singing the part of the castrated male. Whitney: Who's wearin' the pants NOW? "Why do they ALWAYS get shot in the groin?"- Kelly on Alexander's Hamilton's death. o.o I had no idea...poor guy. "Bring me my longsword, ho! pause Bring me my LONGSWORD, ho! Bring me my longsword, HO! Bring me...oh, never mind."- Charlie, in our ninth grade English class, trying to read Montague's line. Poor guy. "A hormonally unbalanced dishwasher in disguise."- Me, in a very odd conversation with Kelsey...o.o "Just remember that Orson is not a dishwasher and you'll be fine..."- Me to Kelsey...she's probably going to be the only one who gets that. ~Spanish Class... (Note: I was the taxi driver, Valerie was the passenger.)- Valerie: Umm...que puedo aprendo hacer aqui? (roughly "What can I learn to do here?") Me: Puedes aprendes bucear, hacer surf y windsurf, navegar, nadar, y...ahogar. (You can learn to dive, to surf and windsurf, to sail, to swim, and to drown.) Valerie: o.o Kia? Me: o.o Oops. Well, you didn't give me 350 pesos. I could just drive you off a cliff and parachute to safety. Keyna: I taught her everything she knows. Me: Whoo! (Note: God, I'm evil. _) ~U.S. History- "Can we do toilet paper? It revolutionized shitting!" Rock, one of the fellow students in U.S. history on our timeline project. x.x "If there's no original dates, if it's hand-written on cardboard ripped from a Domino pizza box-don't laugh, people have done it."- Mr. Wyant, our history teacher, on timeline rules. "No more salmon! How about puppies?" -Mr. Wyant again on Lewis and Clark's food preferences. We sort of gaped at him... Wyant: Insults don't hurt people, unless there's a grain of truth in them. If you called me fat, I wouldn't be insulted. Rock: So if I said you had a receding hair line, would that work? Class: choking Wyant:...Yes. x.x | |||||||
1. Withinnocence » reviewsTake a peek within the minds and lives of those involved with the Black Order: the scientists, the Finders, the ENEMIES, the civilians and, of course, the exorcists, old and new. 50 drabbles. Cowritten by Kia and Kaly.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 3-20-072. Therapy for Shinigami » reviewsSoul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 627 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 7-8-053. The Trouble with Babysitting » reviewsHimeno's the Pretear, sure. But she's also a babysitter. What happens when her charges get mixed up in her saving the world gig? Chaos...pure CHAOS. Pray for the Knights. Chapter 4 UP!Prétear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 12-24-044. That Time reviewsOn the way back from a mission, Sakura falls ill and Kakashi rushes to get supplies, leaving her teammates to care for her. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto know absolutely nothing about periods! SasuSaku, oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 204 - Published: 6-25-05 - Complete5. Shouha » reviewsHiei. Mukuro's right hand man. Wielder of the Jagan and the Kokuryuha. Kills people everyday. Just found a ferrygirl locked in a closet. Chapter three UP!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-22-05 - Published: 1-8-05 - Hiei6. Courtship Rituals reviewsLove is new enough to Fuyuki Shido. But how does a Beast Master go about courting a prodigy, anyway? For one, don't ask the animals...ShidoMadoka oneshot.Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-21-05 - Complete7. Fate in a Cup reviewsNeji keeps talking about fate and Tenten's tired of it! Can she show him that not everything's predetermined by destiny? NejiTen (gift fic for Goldberry)Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 5-25-058. Defeating Loneliness reviewsPeople can't defeat loneliness." Lee is determined to prove Gaara wrong-on his birthday! (No pairings, one-shot birthday fic for Ledi-chan.)Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-8-05 - Complete9. To Victory reviewsLee challenges Neji to a drinking contest! But what SORT of drinking contest? And just what could go wrong? Poor, poor Tenten. NejiTen one-shot (Requested by Rekino)Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 187 - Published: 5-5-05 - Complete10. Fluff, Pure and Simple reviewsTenten teaches Neji the joy of eating marshmallows. Minor NejiTen. Pray for Lee. (One-shot for Nuklear Firefly).Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 5-2-05 - Complete11. How to Bake a Cake reviewsLee wants to bake a cake for Sakura on White Day! Too bad Neji and Tenten are forced to help him...and why is everyone ELSE there? Nejiten, NaruHina, and more...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 160 - Published: 4-25-0512. An Apple a Day reviewsWhen Tenten winds up with a bad cold, Team Gai becomes her nurses! Can she survive? And who keeps leaving her apples? Nejiten.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 89 - Published: 4-17-0513. Shikizaki » reviewsOne girl with a secret. A pug. A leek battle. A slaughterhouse rescue attempt. Life for the Sohmas just got a whole lot weirder. Ch. 8 UP!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,415 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 5-16-0414. Mister Hero reviewsTakes place after Slayers TRY. Sirius thinks back to a little girl who begged him to save her town and decides to visit. One-shot.Slayers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-31-04 - Complete15. Set Me Free reviewsThe story of HellMaster Phibrizzo's terror, as told from the viewpoint of one of his puppets, a little girl named Mera. One-shot.Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-04 - Complete16. Touketsu » reviewsSequel to Hiruiseki! DONE! Join Kuronue and his Koorime charge as they get into even more trouble and even more adventure, with a surprise twist at the end and the same old enemy! Can Kaeru stop Zenkai from destroying everything that she loves?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 9-11-04 - Published: 1-27-0417. Kikyoku » reviewsOuttakes done! When Kelsey's Mirror Half gets stolen, it's up to Kia to get it back...with a little help from the past, and a certain vain Youko...can she save her friend in time or is she next? Fourth book in the Densetsu no Kagami quartet.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,330 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 7-30-04 - Published: 1-4-0418. Densenbyou » reviewsWhen youkai start getting ill and shrinking, it's up to the Mirror Holders and Kurama to find a cure before it's too late! Third book in the Densetsu no Kagami series. DONE!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,000 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 11-15-0319. Snowdrop reviewsOne-shot fic...how a Koorime got her nickname from a certain Saint Beast...Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-29-03 - Complete20. Hiruiseki » reviewsWhen Kuronue gets a chance to come back to life, he finds that he has to now watch over an innocent Ice Maiden...uh-oh. It's DONE!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,309 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 11-9-03 - Published: 8-25-0321. Densetsu no Kagami » reviewsNo one ever said being a Mirror Holder was easy...but being stuck with a bunch of males, youkai and human alike? EEP! IT'S DONE! REVIEW!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,898 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 8-6-03 - Published: 6-20-03
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