My name is Kia, I'm 18, my birthday is January 22, and if you so much as diss a pug in my vicinity, I'll menorah your ass.
~Fic progress-
Shikizaki: ...right. x.x I have 18 chapters, and only eight done.
The Trouble with Babysitting:Four chapters down, one more to go! XD
Shouha- I think there are...17 chapters in this one? Eh heh...heh. I have some work to do.
Therapy for Shinigami- You know it'll never be truly over. XP
Art Site : http://cercasiempre.deviantart.com
Chiyuu Pic: http://photobucket.com/albums/v674/kaeru_chan/?action=view¤t=chiyuu.jpg
~Dem sayings dat we loves...-
I love quotes. if you want to borrow mine, ASK. Someone borrowed mine and didn't ask...murderous glare QUOTES!
"Hey, Bettles. The pug says your time is nigh."-me to Joe...long story, but he now fears Emily the pug.
"Zey do not have ZIS color in ze Old Country!"-me, experimenting with Tessie Tura's gaudy bra during Costume crew...hence the old Country.
"I see all. I know all. For the third eye on my butt tells me so."-Acacia
"Joy and Astringent Pomite fruit."-me
"It buuuuuurns! It burns like acid-washed jeans!"-me
"I love you, Boo boo bear!"-Acacia to Chris...just before she hit below the belt.
"You live with the pug, you associate with the pug on a daily basis, you learn the lingo."-me
"Subbie-Wubbie could be the long-lost Tellie Tubbie..."- Acacia, being weird with me on the phone...on Subaru...o.o
Random Soprano: Why do the ALTOS get to sing the high part?
Me: Because we're singing the part of the castrated male.
Whitney: Who's wearin' the pants NOW?
"Why do they ALWAYS get shot in the groin?"- Kelly on Alexander's Hamilton's death. o.o I had no idea...poor guy.
"Bring me my longsword, ho! pause Bring me my LONGSWORD, ho! Bring me my longsword, HO! Bring me...oh, never mind."- Charlie, in our ninth grade English class, trying to read Montague's line. Poor guy.
"A hormonally unbalanced dishwasher in disguise."- Me, in a very odd conversation with Kelsey...o.o
"Just remember that Orson is not a dishwasher and you'll be fine..."- Me to Kelsey...she's probably going to be the only one who gets that.
~Spanish Class... (Note: I was the taxi driver, Valerie was the passenger.)-
Valerie: Umm...que puedo aprendo hacer aqui? (roughly "What can I learn to do here?")
Me: Puedes aprendes bucear, hacer surf y windsurf, navegar, nadar, y...ahogar. (You can learn to dive, to surf and windsurf, to sail, to swim, and to drown.)
Valerie: o.o Kia?
Me: o.o Oops. Well, you didn't give me 350 pesos. I could just drive you off a cliff and parachute to safety.
Keyna: I taught her everything she knows.
Me: Whoo! (Note: God, I'm evil. _)
~U.S. History-
"Can we do toilet paper? It revolutionized shitting!" Rock, one of the fellow students in U.S. history on our timeline project. x.x
"If there's no original dates, if it's hand-written on cardboard ripped from a Domino pizza box-don't laugh, people have done it."- Mr. Wyant, our history teacher, on timeline rules.
"No more salmon! How about puppies?" -Mr. Wyant again on Lewis and Clark's food preferences. We sort of gaped at him...
Wyant: Insults don't hurt people, unless there's a grain of truth in them. If you called me fat, I wouldn't be insulted.
Rock: So if I said you had a receding hair line, would that work?
Class: choking
Wyant:...Yes. x.x
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