Author has written 23 stories for Discworld, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pokémon, LXG, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, Star Wars, Naruto, Rosario + Vampire, Kingdom Hearts, Teen Titans, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings, Looking for Group, Overlord, Ghost Rider, Sly Cooper, Call of Duty, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, X-overs, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Brave New World.

We are The Conquerors, and we are now Four. We WERE Three, but we Got a New One, so we are now Four. Capital letters are always important when making a statement. A man or woman who is capable of Speaking in capital letters is a dangerous person, as is one who is capable of Thinking in Italics.

Our specialty is crossovers. Crossovers are our trade, as a matter of fact. We Write, Type, and Print crossovers. If you get this reference, congratulations.

We shall, on occasion, Write normal stories. It is only natural that we broaden our interests.

We wish to Conquer the world. Not just Merely take it over, but Conquer it. We have currently Failed at doing so, as evidenced by the Lack of us Conquerors Conquering things.

In the Tongue of the Dragon, we are The Kroniidde. Fear our Voices. FUS ROH DAH ! KRII!

In the meantime, until we Conquer the world (and many other worlds), listen to our randomness.

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

This is a General Message that We, The Conquerors, have Adopted the UC Crossover Showdown from 082 Martian Scout. We hope to Make you Proud and Take the Series in the direction you Intended.

So Say The Conquerors.

Thank You.

C, Z, J, and A

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Chuck Norris FACTS (Ones with stars are ones we made up ourselves)

The reason Hitler committed suicide is because Chuck Norris looked at him.*

Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.

How a nuclear bomb works: It ejects Chuck Norris from the black pod.*

The reason why the dinosaurs died was because Chuck Norris wanted more room for humans.

Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.

When you say no one is perfect Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

The Fierce Snake (yes this is it's real name) is not the most poisonous animal, Chuck Norris is.*

Chuck Norris can beat you in connect four in three moves.

Godzilla is a true story he was the escaped pet lizard of Chuck Norris when he was visiting Japan, as was King Kong.*

Also if Godzilla and King Kong met each other and fought Chuck Norris would come and kill them both.*

Chuck Norris's liver is a considered a hidden lethal weapon in 106 countries.

Some one once tried to kill Chuck Norris with a knife but the knife died the minute it touched him.

It took Harry eleven years to kill Voldemort, It would take Chuck Norris one second.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.

When you drive shotgun with Chuck Norris every restaurant has a drive thru.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of disease's there afraid of him.

What you feel when Chuck Norris kicks you is not his feet but the air they create.

If your behind Chuck Norris he can kick in front of him and the force will travel around the world and hit you in the face.*

The Knight's Who Say Ni have a fourth sacred word but it's so powerful it could destroy the earth. It's Chuck Norris.*

They were going to make a Pokemon based off of Chuck Norris but they decided against is since it couldn't be caught in any ball and it beat every Pokemon in one move.*

Alfred F. Jones (America) is the hero because Chuck Norris taught him how to fight.*

If Gilbert (Prussia) and Chuck Norris met the world and possibly the universe would implode from awesome overload.*

Chuck Norris won the Tour De France with two flat tires and a broken chain.*

Chuck Norris can kill you just by thinking about you dying.*

Chuck Norris can do anything in world because whatever he can't do he destroys.*

Chuck Norris will never die. If anyone in the future says that he did he's really just in hiding hunting down criminals and other villains.*

Chuck Norris is so tough that theres no chin behind his beard just another fist.

Chuck Norris figured out cold fusion and the end of pi.*

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you.*

This is how Earth was made: Chuck Norris did his Round House Kick while Captain Falcon did his Falcon Punch and that explosion is what made the Earth.

Chuck doesn't battle; he just allows you to lose.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC for copyrighting Law and Order, claiming that "Law" and "Order" are the trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Ni,Ni,Ni,Ni,Ni,Ni, Peng, Peng, Peng, NIII-WOM! We are also members of the Knights who say NI! We demand a SHRUBBERY (or Bonsais or Rhode Island Bushes or Pansies) or read one of our STORIES!

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MEET THE CONQUERORS:

CONQUEROR C: Hello I'm Conqueror C; fear me for I am Dovahkiin, dragon born FUS ROH DAH. I share this account with my other three friends though I am the one who has post the most stories. The ones that I have written are as follows:

Alfred's Journey

Canada kills Justin Bieber

Sgt. Frog, General America

Pirates of WWII

The Aura is Strong in This One

Strange Creatures and Wizzards

Do You Know?

The Overlord At Yokai Academy

The Anime Menace

MONSTERS!

There is also some stories that I wrote together with Conqueror Z, which are:

Fellowship of the Runner

The New League

Brand New Chaos in a Brave New World

Notice: I haven't given up on my current fics and still plan to write them. I'm just trying to get over this depression I've seemed to aquired recently since about August. It's nothing to be concerned about I just need to find the focus I had when I first started writing(but not as crappy and noobish), and I'm sure I'll be able to return eventually and finish my fics. I thank you for your patience.

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CONQUEROR Z

Greetings. I am Z of the Conquerors. Our story began with Conqueror C and I talking. I introduced Conqueror C to fanfiction and got him Hooked. One thing led to Another, and we decided to make our own Profile. Thus, the Conquerors were Born. I enjoy reading and listening to Random The Crucible of Fate poll will Close after the Passing of the New Year. Votes Must be Put In immediately.and unrelated music when I am not thinking of stories. I also enjoy Reading the Evil Overlord List.

I have had an epiphany Recently. I have seen writers, on this great site of Ours, change their stories dramatically because of their reviews. Even if their story is great, it is changed Because of the reviews. I, Conqueror Z, hereby Declare that I write for the Sake of writing, the Pleasure in watching a plot Come Together, and occasionally out of Boredom. I do Not write for the Whims of people I Have never met nor will Ever meet.

Thank You.

I have written the following stories:

The Second Coming of Dick

The Death Lord

The Owl's Vengeance

A Second Chance

The New League

Fellowship of the Runner

The Crucible of Fate (COF)

The N.O Omake Series (You will See! Oh yes, you will See!)

Reign of Terror (Evil Smile)

Upcoming Stories: (After Reign of Terror, my Next new story will be Based on the result of COF, so start voting.)

The Curse (COF choice)

The Captain

The Practitioner (COF choice)

The Shaman (COF choice)

The Gang (COF choice)

The Rat King (COF choice)

The Masked One

Deepening Darkness

Agent of Chaos

Deathly Chaos

Istari of Konoha (COF choice)

Jakku-ketsu (Look up Translation. You will be Surprised.)

Hats are Awesome (COF choice)

Fellowship of the Runner (Rewrite with Conqueror C)

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CONQUEROR J

OLD PROFILE CORRUPTED. OLD PROFILE DELETED. NEW PROFILE CLASSIFIED.

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CONQUEROR A
PROFILE CLASSIFIED

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OUR SERIES

The Cross-Dimensional Misadventures of Rincewind: Rincewind's adventures in various plot-lines. He always manages to save them all (After a lot of screaming and running)

The Forever-Lost Crew of (Captain) Jack Sparrow: Jack's search for a permanent crew throughout the Multiverse.

The Lets Kill... Series: Characters we like killing things we DON'T like.

Naruto Has A Kick-Ass Bloodline (NHAKAB) Series: Our favorite blond ninja with epic abilities

Crucible of Fate: A single decision affects Naruto's life in amazing ways

N.O Omake Series: After a horrible accident, Orochimaru is responsible for unleashing a monster on all life. NARUTO OCTOGONAPUS!!!!! BLAAAAGGGH!

Chaos Series: A little Anarchy, a tad of Chaos, and many worlds will fall under a true Agent of Chaos

The Untold Tales of Sly Cooper (UT): Not originally Ours, , and Originally the Untold Chronicles (UC), but with the Permission of 082 Martian Scout, This series Will live Anew.

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The Conquerors present:

THE LIST OF BADASSES

Once in a great while, there shall appear to us, a character that we consider to be a Badass. In honor of all of them, we hereby present our big bad list of Badass-ery:

NAME--APPEARS IN

Emperor Palpatine--Star Wars

Sauron--Lord of the Rings

Lord Voldemort--Harry Potter

The Overlord--Overlord (game)

Starkiller--Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Nagato/Pein--Naruto

Pai Mei--Kill Bill

Clockwerk--The Sly Cooper series

Panda King--The Sly Cooper series

Altair Ibn La-Ahad--Assassin's Creed

The Joker--Batman

John McClane--Die Hard

Davy Jones--Pirates of the Caribbean

Blackbeard--Pirates of the Caribbean

Snake Plissken--Escape From New York/Escape From L.A

Agent Smith--The Matrix series

Cohen the Barbarian--Discworld

Richard--Looking for Group

Witch-King of Angmar--Lord of the Rings

Viktor Reznov--Call of Duty

Kratos--God of War

War--Darksiders

Death--Darksiders

Alfred F. Jones--Hetalia

Mickey Mouse--Disney

Anonymous Dragonborn--Skyrim

Doctor Octogonapus (BLAGGGHHH!)--The Lazer Collection

Batman--Batman

Hollow Ichigo-- Bleach

Ulquiorra Cifer--Bleach

Ghost Rider--Ghost Rider

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman--Full Metal Jacket

Gilad Pellaeon (Will Smith of Star Wars)--Star Wars

Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen--Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire

BADASS RUNNER-UPS:

Ezio Auditore da Firenze--Assassin's Creed

Naruto Uzumaki--Naruto

Severus Snape--Harry Potter

Edward Richtofen--Call of Duty

Hector Barbossa--Pirates of the Caribbean

Macbeth--Macbeth

Morpheus--The Matrix series

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Still under Construction

Timeline of Star Wars events compared to Earth events

When Spielberg created the film E.T, he put Yoda, a Star Wars reference in there for George Lucas. Lucas promised to return the favor in the next Star Wars movie which was the Phantom Menace. In the Senate chamber when Padme decides a Vote of No Confidence, a delegation of E.T's species is seen in their repulsorlift pod in the Senate.

While originally an Easter Egg both Lucas and Spielberg later said that both movies where canon to each other, with others of his species sometimes appearing in other in-universe Star Wars works. This also means that Earth is somewhat canon to Star Wars, as the ship that brings E.T home is a Core Ship used by the Trade Federation seen in Attack of the Clones during the Battle of Geonosis scene. From this knowledge, and little bit of research, we have made a timeline of major Star Wars events in relation to our own world.

Please note that this is our own conjecture based off of the time period in the film E.T and what was happening in the Star Wars universe at this time according to Lucas.

This shall be used in most of our Star Wars Stories, including the in production Risen.

Please enjoy, and be sure to mention us if you show this to your friends.

-Conqueror C

GFFA

25,053 BBY- Formation of the Old Republic

71-BBY- Roswell, New Mexico incident

34 BBY- The Trade Federation launches an expedition, funded by Senator Grebleips of Borgo Asogi, to explore the unknown regions of the galaxy

32 BBY- The Trade Federation starts getting corrupt and joins Darth Sidious. Episode I starts

22 BBY- Episode II: Battle of Geonosis and the beginning of the Clone Wars

19 BBY- Episode III: Galactic Empire is formed out of the Republic

3 BBY- The Force Unleashed: Darth Vader's apprentice, codenamed 'Starkiller,' forms the Alliance to Restore the Republic, or the Rebel Alliance

0-Epsiode IV: The Battle of Yavin, Galactic Civil War officially begins

3 ABY- Episode V: The Battle of Hoth

5 ABY- Episode VI: The Battle of Endor and the end of the Galactic Civil War

25 ABY- 29 ABY- The Yuuzhan Vong War

40 ABY- Second Galactic Civil War: Rise of Jacen Solo as Darth Caedus

137 ABY- Darth Krayt and the Galactic Empire retake the galaxy. The Sith and Empire once more rule

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Earth

?- Earth was still in the stone age, the first civilizations were just starting to form.

1947- Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) crashes in Roswell, New Mexico. Remains taken to secret air force base, codenamed: Area 51. First recorded Alien encounter

1984- E.T is stranded on earth from the Brog Asogian-Trade Federation expedition but is later rescued and returned to GFFA. Second biggest Alien encounter since Roswell, New Mexico

1986- Episode I

1996- Episode II: The Gulf War is ended early due to the Independence Day Invasion by a race of aliens known as The Horde. Major cities are destroyed, but The Horde is ultimately defeated

1999- Episode III

2015- The Force Unleashed

2018- Episode IV

2021- Episode V

2023- Episode VI

2043-2047- Yuuzhan Vong War

2058- Second Galactic Civil War

2155- Darth Krayt and the Empire retake the Galaxy