SwordSwallower17
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since: 11-25-02, id: 299615, Profile Updated: 03-15-13
Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Master and Commander, Harry Potter, Little Miss Sunshine, and Pride and Prejudice.

Name: Peacenik
Age: 24
Place: The States ("A fantastic place called Wis-consin" --Love Actually)

"These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing." --Arrested Development


"I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry." --Community


"Constance, how big would a bird have to be for you to be, like, super scared of it?"

"I don't know, like 100 feet, maybe 200. I don't know. You know, I'm sorry, Kyle. I can't think straight right now and that is such a good question." --Party Down


1. The Miss Bennets Set Forth » reviews
Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 221,149 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 2-2-13 - Published: 9-16-10 - Kitty & Mary
2. Miss de Bourgh in Bath » reviews
After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 7-19-10 - Published: 9-13-09 - Anne de B. & Lady Catherine - Complete
3. The Happy Medium » reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 10-17-04 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Will T. - Complete
4. Big Brother reviews
On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Sheryl Hoover helps her son with a project.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete
5. Any Other Name reviews
For Peter Pettigrew, the irony is sometimes overwhelming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-8-06 - Peter P. - Complete
6. Fury of the Sea reviews
The decision is heartbreakingly simple to make, but difficult to keep to. Movieverse, set during Will Warley's death. Jack's point of view.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-06 - Complete