People say that the first step to insanity is talking to inanimate objects. But we all know better. The first step to insanity, is when the inanimate objects talk back.

Name: NaCl-sama

Nationality: American

Country: India

Age: It changes.

Personality: I am completely devoid of emotions, except anger and - in extreme cases - excitement. I'm a pathological liar and will not hesitate to be dishonest in the face of my crime. I have lost my conscience. I have an inferiority complex against tall people, a phobia against being first, and I hate fire. I rely completely on first impressions and I judge and draw my own conclusions. I have no morality. I get high on insomnia and am able to survive days on no sleep. I procrastinate. I'm insane, crazy, mad - and mean and cruel. I hate the spotlight, and detest the shadows. I especially dislike people with low self-esteem, both in real life and in fandoms.

Favorite Hobby: I like to read and to write. My aim to to become a published author before I turn 16.

Favorite Anime: Inazuma Eleven, Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, Vampire Knight, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Ghost Hunt, etc.

Favorite Cartoon: Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Favorite Book: HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST SERIES IN THE WORLD. I SWEAR IN 40 YEARS, KIDS WILL BE STUDYING HARRY POTTER FOR THEIR EXAMS.

Favorite Movie: Avengers, till I wait for Iron Man 3 to come out.

Favorite Color: Black, silver, blood-red and dark blue.

Favorite Motto: Survival of the fittest. Just be stronger than the weakest, faster than the slowest, smarter than the stupidest.

Favorite Quotes:

"It is sometimes a mistake to try. It is always a mistake to never attempt." Dream Lord, Sandman

"If you want to hide a tree, then a forest would be the best place to do it." - Sherlock Holmes, BBC Sherlock

"One day we'll be standing around a body and Sherlock Holmes'll be the one that put it there." - Sergeant Donovan, BBC Sherlock

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." Captain Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl

"The world isn't divided into good people and Death Eaters." - Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Sa, Endou-kun. Sakka yaroyo." Gran/Kiyama Hiroto, Inazuma Eleven

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you've tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded." Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"After all the love and devotion we showed you, don't you, of all people, dare turn your back on us now!" - Ulvida/Yagami Reina, Inazuma Eleven

"We risked everything we had to fight for him! Just to get stronger...and now he says we're nothing but a mistake!?" Ulvida/Yagami Reina, Inazuma Eleven

"What you say may be right, Ulvida. I understand how you feel too. But - but even so...this man is still my father!" Gran/Kiyama Hiroto, Inazuma Eleven

"A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the journey." Random

"I know you're not ready to save the world. But if you don't defeat the Fire Lord by the time the comet comes, there won't be a world to save anymore." Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

"The problem with wrong is that it usually feels right." Random

"It's when you hit rock-bottom that you realize there's a trap door." NaCl-sama

"If you don't kill an opponent, you turn him into an enemy. If you don't kill an enemy, you paint a target on your back. And, sooner or later, it's going to be your head lying in a gutter somewhere." NaCl-sama

"Do you remember the last thing you did to me? The last thing you said to me? And what about the last thing I said to you? Because, trust me, when I said it? I knew it'd be the last thing I'd ever say." Thirteen Reasons Why

"Don't you remember what Cho said? 'There isn't a person alive who's seen it.' Isn't it obvious? We have to ask someone who's dead." Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter

"Those who shoot must be prepared to get shot." Lelouch, Code Geass

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, then you'd best teach it to dance." George Bernard Shaw

"Escape? I didn't escape! Everyone else escaped!" King Bumi, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers." Loki, Marvel's The Avengers

"You've stolen me and I'd like meself back." Captain Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides

"I can name fingers and point names." Captain Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides

"We're on threat watch? Tell me, are we above or below angry bees?" Tony Stark, Marvel's The Avengers

"Of course this is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it isn't real?" Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"My own mother thought I was a monster." Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie." Momo, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Pants are an illusion." Yu, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"I didn't think there was anything in the universe more important than homework." Ron Weasley, Harry Potter

"It's so overt, it's covert." Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes: The Game of Shadows

"I'm one hell of a butler." Sebastian Micheals, Kuroshitsuji

"The man is the head of the family, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head any way she wants to." Unknown

"Never trust anything that can think for itself, unless you can see where it keeps its brain." Mr. Weasley, Harry Potter

"My first instinct is to push you until you break, just to see how hard I have to press." Four, Divergent

Messages:-

I am writing a book, so please excuse me if my updates seem sporadic (or not even there). Also, I've begun college and life is pretty stressful.

My parents claim there is a virus on my computer. So now its been cleaned out. Every last document, music clips, video and file has been deleted. Even the back-ups to my back-ups are gone. So, yes, I have to start from scratch. And we all know how difficult it is to start from scratch.

I have a new policy. I'll only begin a new story after I've finished an old one [oneshots and drabbles don't count]. And I'll do my best to try and update as many stories as possible.

I have deleted the stories which I will not write. If you have an issue with that, go whine in despair. Or PM on how much you loved the story and why you want me to keep writing it.

I mostly get inspiration for oneshots, because those are incredibly easy to write and responsibility free. Nevertheless, I will update my multichapters. Also, I have made a pact to review every story I read. And I will keep to this vow. And, I have exams coming up, which means study holidays which equals more writing time. Joy.

Summer vacation. YAY. Ish. However, I'm planning a major rewrite of my book and that [always] takes first priority. Multichapters are updated on whims, and betas will take some time.

My Stories:

Completed-

Inazuma Eleven - Level 5

1. MEME WORLD!!! - Ficlet

Summary: Meme No.3: THE TEXT. IS. IRRITATING. When it's NaCl-san's birthday, is it too much to ask for peace and quiet? Of course, with the Inazuma Eleven cast - especially Burn - it is. Also titled: The Adventures of Anti-Burn Nurse!

2. Ring Around the Rosies - Horror - Oneshot

Summary: Ring around the rosies/ Pocket full of posies/ Ashes, ashes/ We all fall down. An innocent nursery rhyme with a sinister twist...

3. My Chemical Truth or Dare - Ficlet

Summary: The hottest new show on the block! Join me and my friends for the hit TV show, My Chemical Truth or Dare, starring the IE Cast! You thought the hilarity and craziness had ended with Meme World, but it's back, and here to stay. Enter only if you dare...MY. CHEMICAL. TRUTH. OR. DARE!

4. The Only One - Hiroto/Yagami - Oneshot

Summary: Entry for MMTF contest. This is NOT a happy fic and involves character death/suicide. Kiyama Hiroto has lost the only thing that kept his heart beating...the only one that mattered in his life...and it was his fault. There's no way to absolve the guilt inside of him. And there's only one way he can ever see her again...

5. Freezing Fire - OC-centric - Multi-chapter - Pyromaniac saga, book 1

Summary: Pyromaniac I. Maiya Rani, a talented swimmer. Gouenji Shuuya, the flame striker. Rani's psychotic clique. And a rivalry as old as time. Sunset Survival, a camp run by sadistic Dani, who harbors a grudge against Maiyas. It's also where friends turn against friends, and enemies turn into allies. But there's a fine line between love and hate. How much does it take to freeze fire?

6. All Hallows Eve - Haruna/Fudou - Oneshot

Summary: It's Halloween, and Haruna and twelve others go to a haunted house. 'Others' include her ex-boyfriend, her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, her brother, and her brother's eternal rival and her - maybe - crush. The plan? Avoid. When fake scares turn to real ones, and Haruna is confronted with her greatest fear, nothing goes according to plan. Then again, it is All Hallows Eve.

7. Dark Side - Kidou/OC - Multi-chapter

Summary: The only thing worse than darkness...is the light. When Raimon travel to the next victim of Aliea Academy, the mysterious Artemis Academy, they find more than they bargained for. A coach hell-bent on winning, at any cost. A girl who'd die to save her friends. And the tainting of the sport they all know and love. Welcome to the dark side of soccer.

8. Those Three Words - Fudou/Haruna - Ficlet

Summary: How much trouble can three words possibly be? Well, you have no idea. If they are 'i love you' and are directed to pretty freshman Otonashi Haruna...it's your funeral. Why, you ask? Because of her ridiculously overprotective older brother, Kidou Yuuto. But one daring soul decides to say those three words...no matter what the cost...

9. of seashells and lavender candles - Fudou/Haruna - Oneshot - 'seeing is not looking is not watching' series part 1

Summary: The fourteen times he saw her, and the one time he really looked. - Fudou/Haruna.

10. of ice and cherry blossoms - Fuyuka/OC - Oneshot - 'seeing is not looking is not watching' series part 2

Summary: The nine times he looked for what wasn't there, and the one time he saw what was. - Fuyuka/OC.

11. talkative - Fudou/Haruna - V-day oneshot

Summary: "Because I love you, you annoying girl." - Fudou/Haruna

Naruto - Masashi Kishimoto

1. Something's Cooking - Sasuke/Sakura - Oneshot

Summary: Naruto, as usual, has a plan to get Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura confess their - according to him - undying love for each other. The others are forced to go along with his idiotic plan. But what happens when they hear a...um...rather unusual conversation between the human ice cube and the hot-tempered pinkette? Something's cooking between the two of them...

2. Poison To My Heart - Sequel to Something's Cooking - Sasuke/Sakura, Neji/Tenten - Oneshot

Summary: Sequel to SC. Naruto has finally given up on Sasuke and Sakura. However, what they thought was a harmless prank goes horribly wrong for the two of them. Can Sasuke finally admit he likes Sakura when she's an inch away from death? Side notes: Do NOT get on the bad side of Neji...even if you are a Sound nin. Gaara is scarred for life. Naruto, overall, has a really bad day.

3. Tis The Season To Be Jolly - Sequel to Poison to My Heart - Neji/Tenten - Oneshot

Summary: The dream couple has broken up and somehow it's Tenten's and Neji's job to see that Uchiha gets what he deserves for dumping Sakura in such a heartless manner. The only problem? The Hyuuga and the weapons mistress had a huge fight on a mission two months ago and are not on speaking terms. Can they resolve their differences before Christmas? After all, tis the season to be jolly!

4. amor - Sasuke/Sakura - V-day oneshot

Summary: Once upon a time, there was a priest. - Sasuke/Sakura

5. the fairer sex - Uchiha!centric - Spin-off to ohwhatsherface's Ever After

Summary: The Uchiha men may be cold, ruthless, heartless gods but they are nothing - nothing - compared to the women. - Uchiha!centric

Lemonade Mouth - Disney

1. A Spoon Full Of Sugar - Ray/Stella - Oneshot

Summary: Ray, front man of Mudslide Crush, captain of the varsity soccer team and Prince of Mesa High. Stella, lead guitarist of Lemonade Mouth, revolutionary and the only girl who upset his throne. They hate each other...or so everyone thinks. Not everything is as it seems and...everything changes with a spoon full of sugar.

2. k-i-s-s-i-n-g - Ray/Stella - Oneshot

Summary: Sittin' in a tree. - Ray/Stella.

3. aisle length - Ray/Stella - V-day oneshot

Summary: It was short, sweet, and unbearably long. - Ray/Stella

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Nickelodeon

1. aqua regia - Zuko/Katara - Oneshot

Summary: All that glitters is not gold. - Zuko/Katara.

2. the magpies - Zuko/Katara - V-day oneshot

Summary: Only one day of the year. - Zuko/Katara

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

1. to the highest bidder - Draco/Hermione - Threeshot

Summary: She had the feeling she had just been bought. - Draco/Hermione.

2. cursing cupid - Draco/Hermione - V-day oneshot

Summary: He was an arrogant, pompous git; but he still knew how to be romantic. - Draco/Hermione

Ghost Hunt - Fuyumi Ono

1. pagan holiday - Naru/Mai - V-day oneshot

Summary: She'd give him a taste of his own medicine. - Naru/Mai

In Progress-

Inazuma Eleven - Level 5

1. Shadow Of The Lightning - Alternative Universe - Beginning [planned]

Summary: AU. Seven girls. One high school. The biggest gala the Kami no Rai has ever seen. The fight for the throne, where friend and foe alike are pitted against each other in their ruthless ambition. Fame and fortune. And one gossip blog seeking to destroy it all. Will the Kami no Rai survive senior year with Shadow haunting every step? Or will all their reputations crash and burn?

2. Sparks Of Despair - Sequel to Freezing Fire - OC-centric - Pyromaniac saga, book 2 - Beginning

Summary: Pyromaniac II. The Royals discover that there is no such thing as a happily ever after as they try to cope with the separation of the Royals, Rukia's pregnancy, Rani's mysteries and Kiki's torn love life. They will never be able to return to the friendship they had before, so is it even worth trying? Will they succumb to the sparks of despair?

3. burn, baby, burn - Beginning

Summary: Twelve years ago, Kidou Tamaka lost her elder brother in a devastating inferno that tore her parents apart. Now, the flames have stolen the only family she had left. Or so she thought. Returning to Japan after she thought she left it forever, Tamaka is haunted at every step by the ashes of the life she left behind. Burn, baby, burn. The flames will devour everything in their path.

4. Of Thunder and Lightning - OC-centric - Updates frequent

Summary: Eleven players. One field. And a trophy people would kill for. The Inabikari, Japan's representatives to the 2nd FFI are a ticking time bomb just waiting for the trigger to explode. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Of thunder and lightning. Play to win. Or don't play at all.

Naruto - Masashi Kishimoto

1. Scarlet Tears - Sasuke/Sakura - Beginning

Summary: AU. The world was being torn apart; the heavens were already crying scarlet tears. The Uchiha takeover was successful. The Yamanaka and the Inuzaka clans, the only ones who did not join the Uchiha, are degraded. Shinobi were stripped of their ranks. Kiri was crushed. Konoha is now being run by the Shinobi Council. Will the small band of rebels looking to overthrow them succeed?

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

1. High Water - Draco/Hermione - Beginning

Summary: The mysteries surrounding the Great Lake are known to only a few. There's the merpeople, the grindylows and the giant squid, but who truly knows what lurks in those unfathomable depths? This lake will keep its secrets, come hell - or high water.

2. What Happens In The Broom Cupboard - Crackfic!drabble series

Summary: ...doesn't necessarily stay in the broom cupboard. Every pairing possible to wizardkind. Drabble series.

Ghost Hunt - Fuyumi Ono

1. seeing is believing - Naru/Mai - Beginning

Summary: Legend speaks of the cursed necklace of Ak-ihr, of the tainted opals, of certain death. Myth tells of its tragic victims, of countless royalty murdered, of its bloody tale. Reality shows us the key to the Hellgates.

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Nickerlodeon

1. unstable equilibrium - Zuko/Katara - Beginning - Modern day AU

Summary: AU. To be brave, you have to know fear. For every strength, there is a weakness. To succeed, you must fail. For peace, there must be war. One cannot exist without the other. Balance must always be maintained.

Crossover

1. Pandora's Box - Melting pot of all fandoms and all pairings -

Summary: In the end, Hope was all that humanity had left. "Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing yet, you just keep on talking." Hope? What do you mean, Hope? We're all doomed, anyway. Drabble series.

Planning-

Inazuma Eleven - Level 5

1. Two Sides - Sequel to DS - Kidou/OC - Starting soon

Summary: Raimon has won. But at what price? Most of Alex's team-mates lie in the hospital, never to play soccer again. Alex herself has joined Raimon on their quest to defeat the aliens. But Gran seems to know Alex and is trying to force her to join Aliea...at any cost. Can Alex survive this tug-of-war? Or will there be two sides of a broken heart?

2. Traitor's Game - Sequel to TS - Kidou/OC

Summary: It's been three months since the Aliea battles. Three months since Kidou has recieved contact from Alex. Now the FFI begins and he finds Alex...with a new team and a new flame. Kidou has had enough. She's betrayed him for the last time. This time, he's through with this deception of a girl. Soccer. Welcome to the Traitor's Game.

3. All's Fair - Sequel to TG - Kidou/OC

Summary: The Inazuma Japan are representing Japan at the Youth FIFA World Cup, held on a small island of the coast of France. Unfortunately for them, the rival gangs on this island are at the brink of all-out war. Love, hate and danger brew as Kidou and Alex get involved in a bitter blood feud that has been raging for years. All's fair in love and war.

4. Best Tasted Cold - OC-centric

Summary: India and Pakistan are anything but cordial. The competition just heats up when both teams meet at the second FFI, determined to prove that they're the best. But harmless pranks grow into deadly tricks and people are starting to get seriously hurt. They've taken this rivalry too far and now innocent people are getting caught in the cross-fire. Revenge is a dish best tasted cold.

5. Darker Than Black - Sequel to TTW - Fudou/Haruna - Starting soon

Summary: Everything seems perfect, Kidou has agreed reluctantly to Haruna's boyfriend, Fudou is healing from his injuries, and they're preparing for the Soccer Frontier. It was obviously too good to last. Ash is spewing out of Liocott Moutain. And one day, Haruna sees someone...or something that she never wanted to see again. Something darker than black.

6. Slither - spinoff with Pyromaniac

Summary: A childhood incident nearly cost her, her life. Now, Satin Indev stands on top of the world, head of the company the represents the one thing she fears above all others. Slither. Don't pity the dead. Pity the living.

7. welcome to chat room number 666 - Alternative Universe - Deleted

Summary: Six girls who refuse psychiatric help are put in an anonymous chat room to solve their problems. But when one is Queen Bee, two are ex-BFFs, one's a nerd, one's an athlete and one's a actress, things get blown out of control. But there's someone inside always one step ahead of them, someone who knows all their information and isn't afraid to use it. Welcome to chat room number 666.

Naruto - Masashi Kishimoto

1. Sticks And Stones - Sasuke/Sakura - Deleted

Summary: AU. Sakura is a talented tae-kwon-do artist who had become one of the best. Sasuke is the martial arts prodigy that left the Fire dojo - and Sakura - four years ago. When they meet in their junior year at Konoha High, they haven't forgotten the demons that haunt their nightmares. The past is inescapable and the ghosts will never leave them. Sticks and stones won't break my bones...

2. Shades Of Gray - OC-centric - Deleted

Summary: Three girls, all victims of life, form a nukenin team. Team Kataki. Revenge. There's Opal Ebonique, the so-called vampire. Parker McLean, who could start a war at a peace summit. And Evelyn Diaz, their leader. But when one man kidnaps a kid that sparks a chain of events that can change the world, can black and white stay distinct? Or will everything dissolve into shades of gray?

3. A Rose By Any Other Name - Sasuke/Sakura

Summary: Every four years, the wealthy and uber-rich gather at Rose Island to celebrate the annual Fleur Games, held by the deranged Yamanaka Inoichi. His twisted rules are quite simple. In these games, there are just 7 players. The object? To keep your game pieces alive. The game pieces? 21 unlucky children.

4. head or tails - Itachi/OC

Summary: Will you play? Can you win? Place your bets, roll the dice. You may stop playing, but you'll never leave this game. There is but one rule. Winning is the only thing that matters. Heads or tails? Flip the coin, sweetheart.

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

1. Marauders - James Potter II/OC

Summary: NextGen. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Unity between Houses was impossible...till these four troublemakers walked in. The bond that keeps them together will be the one to tear them apart. Mischief managed.

2. End Game - James/Lily

Summary: James Potter, arrogant Gryffindor. Lily Evans, the muggle next door. He's a pureblood. She's nothing. Unfortunately, his heart doesn't seem to think so. He's the best Seeker Hogwarts has known. She's the Snitch. The catch of a lifetime.

3. High Society - Lucius/Narcissa

Summary: They are ruthless, heartless, cruel and above all - beautiful. The Slytherin sisters rule Hogwarts as Queens. Lucius Malfoy wants a Queen more than anything else. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets. Nothing will stand in his way. Not even the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.

4. Fall Where They May - Draco/Hermione

Summary: He was a spoilt rich brat. She was an impudent peasant who didn't know her place. Ten years later, they still haven't changed. Except this time, the stakes have gotten higher. Gamble. Lie. Cheat. And let the pieces fall where they may.

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