39cluesgal
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since: 06-19-11, id: 3003508, Profile Updated: 12-31-12
Author has written 26 stories for 39 Clues.

39cluesgal welcomes you. :D

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Finnick Odair- Winner of the Hunger Games. Extorted for secrets. Tribute in the Quarter Quell. Conspirator in the escape. Husband. Future father. May he rest in the peace he so rightfully deserves, after a tragic life of fighting, loss, prostitution, and love.

William McIntyre- Lawyer to Grace Cahill and Mark Rosenbloom. Friend to Amy and Dan Cahill. Helper in the quest for the 39 Clues. Ally in the search for the Vespers. His last dying movement was to help the Cahills succeed. 'He trusted no one till the very end... and even that couldn't save him' -bookgirl39 said it best. May he rest in peace with Madeleine, Grace, and all his deceased fellow Madrigals

Alistair Oh- He always did have the element of surprise. He wasn't predictable. His final surprise was dying at the Vespers' mercy- a surprise that most people could live without. :'(

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Stuff and also things about me

Name: you may call me jayce, not my actual name, blabiddy blah blah.

Where I live: planet earth, silly.

Books I enjoy reading: 39 clues (duh), Harry Potter, The books of beginning, evil genius, maximum ride, lord of the rings, the hobbit, artemis fowl, incarceron hannah swenson mysteries, hunger games, secret series, i so dont do..., monster high

Activities I enjoy doing: reading, writing, overthinking, sleeping, listening to music, archery, camp counselor, Watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Music I enjoy listening to: panic! at the disco, lady gaga, taylor swift, paramore, parry gripp, auburn, silly songs with larry, simple plan, allstar weekend, snow white's poison bite, avril lavigne, ke$ha, owl city, train, one direction, katy perry, the fray, dave days, fun., p!nk, adele, billy joel (don't judge.), the beatles, the script.

Shows that my mind finds interesting: ncis, avatar: the last airbender, the legend of korra, total drama, MLP:FiM

Exceptional movies: tangled, toy story 1/2/3, sharkboy and lavagirl, hunger games,

Special Skill: being generally awkward

Things that would kill me if I ever lose them: my best friend (superzombiedestroyer123), music, hightops, oxygen


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Favorite Pairings:

Hamilton and Sinead- Hamead- 39 Clues

Amy and Ian- Amian- 39 Clues

Natalie and Dan- Natan- 39 Clues

Nellie and Theo- Thnellie- 39 Clues

Alejandro and Heather- Aleheather- total drama

Cody and Sierra- Coderra- total drama

Katara and Aang- Kataang- avatar: the last airbender

Sokka and Yue- avatar: the last airbender

Sokka and Suki- Soki- avatar: the last airbender

Pairings I tolerate if the story is good:

Natalie and Hamilton

Amy and Evan

Katara and Zuko

Least Favorite Pairings:

Amy/Jake (sometimes, if the story is AMAZING, it goes in the cat. above.)

Amy/Kurt

Amy/Hamilton

et cetera, et cetera, I think y'all get the picture

Favorite Characters

Dan Cahill- 39 Clues

Alistair Oh- 39 Clues

Ian Kabra- 39 Clues

Amy Cahill- 39 Clues

Fluttershy- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Pinkie Pie- MLP:FiM

Rarity- MLP:FiM

Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo- MLP:FiM

Tank the Turtle- MLP: FiM

Finnick Odair- Catching Fire and Mockingjay

Sokka- avatar: the last airbender

Ron- Harry Potter

Sirius Black- Harry Potter

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You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (That's why he's so nice to Amy)

You stay awake at night wondering if Shep is still in jail (Poor Shep... I hope he's okay...)

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (I've read it a hundred times and I still cry)

You've read all the books at least four times... and they still aren't old (See comment above)

You wish Ian and Amy would just make up already! (Amy! FORGIVE AND FORGET!!!)

You read a certain book series, listened to a certain music genre and/or watched a certain TV show, just because one of the characters liked it. (Shoosh yeah)

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Lucian spy sent to kill you (Or a different branch if you are a Lucian) (Or the Vespers)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (Ha, sorry, no)

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (*cough cough*)

One of your favorite numbers is 39, 7, 5 or 19 (39 because... well duh. 7 for how many teams are in the series. 5 for how many Cahill branches there are. 19 for how many main characters there are). (13 and 39!)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (George Washington's a Tomas)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above

You made four accounts on the 39 Clues website, one for each branch, so you could read all the files
(nooo)

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much

You sign your E-mails with what ever your alias is on your agent card on the 39 Clues website

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I like to weird out my SS teacher with my knowledge of Shaka Zulu and Mount Everest. And that the Bombyx mori tastes like chicken)

You want to be trilingual just because Nellie is (I am 1/3 there already! And learning Spanish!)

You found, and memorized, all 39 Clues from the official website

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (Go Ekats/Madrigals/Lucians!)

You buy everything 39 Clues you can get your hands on (The bookmark rocks)

You've learned, and memorized, everything there is to know about the Cahills and the 39 Clues contest

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real. (How would you know if they're real or not?!?!?)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (...no thats... thats...never happened...)

You have a crush on one of the book characters (hehehehehe... guess who?)

Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection

You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection

You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person (I say Avan Jogia for Ian, Stella from Lemonade Mouth for Nellie)

You wish you could meet all the authors

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation! (Who hasn't done that?)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went

You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out (Amazon pre-order, I love you)

You have actually tried to put together the clues

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized

You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are

When you lost the board game the first time you cried because you thought it meant you weren't a good clue hunter

You predected that the Madrigal's were started by someone named Madeline

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?"

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy

You have rewritten a song to be a Cahill version

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking each other the same way Hope/Author did

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does

You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues

You can give the title and color of the books without thinking

You bought a book just because it was written by one of the authors

You desperately want to be in the movie (I'd die my hair red to be Amy... even if I am way younger...)

You cheer every time someone says "39"

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books

You say "go all Lucian"

You say "your Janus is showing" or Ekat, or Tomas...


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39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.

blackstarfairyfiend, Evanescence456, RageRunsStill, Lapulta, 39cluesgal


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Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

BUT:

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

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I am the girl...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows, and is proud, to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin, ABetterNinjaThanDanCahill, MagicCahill, Bookgirl39, 39cluesgal

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'I will come back to life, but only for you' -Panic! at the Disco, the Calendar

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FAQ's for 39cluesgal

Me: So, 39cluesgal, what is your real name.

Me: Why should I tell you?

Me: Because I said so.

Me: EVERYTHING IS JUST ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT! GET BACK TO THE QUESTIONS!

Me:Fine.

Me: That wasn't a question.

Me: Who is the hottest guy ever?

Me: I can't say.

Me: WHY?

Me: Because he is right behind me!

Dan: Hey guys, what's up!

Me: Dan, now is not a good time.

Dan: Fine. I'll just eat my cookies in that corner by myself. My chocolate chip cookies. And then maybe I'll go make out with *glurf* Rebecca Black.
Me: DAN!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!! YOU CAN STAY!!

Dan: YAY!

Me: JEEZ! Are you guys done?

Me: Yes

Me: Okay, that's all the time we have for now!

Me: You only asked two questions!

Me: you were so busy with Daniel over there th-

Me: wait a second, you never call him Daniel.

Me: Fine, you caught me! *takes off mask*

Me and Dan: NATALIE!

Natalie: yes, how could you fall for such a repulsive twit.

Me: you did.

Natalie: because YOU wrote it!

Me: doesn't matter.

Dan: THAT'S ALL! BEFORE THE EARTH EXPLODES PLEASE LEAVE!

Dan: Ow. BLOCK HER! OOH... that's gotta hurt.

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I would like to say something coming right from my heart. To all those anti-gay/lesbian/bisexual people reading this... Please don't try to be offensive to people because of who they like. It's your belief, and who cares, anyway. As long as it's not hurting you, why bother? They never did anything wrong to you to my knowledge. Nobody yells at you for being straight, or Christian, so you have no grounds to be mean to someone because of their sexuality. And if it really bothers you, I have some wise words for you. Suck it up. There's nothing you can do. Welcome to society.

To all those gay people out there- I'm proud of you for being strong even if there are people against you. :) Remember, I love you for who you are. :)

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IMPORTANT!!!


THE CALL THAT STARTED IT ALL IS OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS. I WILL UPDATE WHEN I RENEW MY INSPIRATION, BUT I WANT TO PURSUE OTHER STORY PLOTS FIRST. IT WILL NOT BE CANCELLED. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. :D


1. Safe and Sound reviews
One-shot. She was too late to save him. Rated T for character death, and suicide.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-12 - Complete
2. The Call That Started It All » reviews
Nat and Dan pulled a dating prank on Amy/Ian and that call started it all. Stone Moss/Luvlessgrl gave me permission for the story. I promise. Thanks and special shout out to CelestialBronzeLightning.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 10-2-12 - Published: 7-7-11 - Amy C. & Ian K.
3. 99 Cahill Friends reviews
Songfic based around the song '99 Biker Friends'. Please read and review! .
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-12 - Amy C. & Jake R. - Complete
4. Amy's Note reviews
You were twenty-four when you became an uncle. My kids absolutely adored you. "Uncle Dan!" they would shout. "Uncle Dan is here!" It was so cute!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-5-12 - Amy C. & Dan C. - Complete
5. Time to Dance reviews
Some people do horrible things for revenge. Danielle was the only one he ever loved. Those Cahills were going DOWN.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-12 - Complete
6. Drabbles » reviews
Just some short drabbles on the 39 Clues Characters. Latest. 8: I R I N A S P A S K Y. Irina frowned. A monkey? Then she saw the golden curls behind it.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-22-12 - Published: 3-12-12
7. Because of Some Cheez Doodles reviews
A short, cute, fluffy one-shot about HAMEAD! And it all came together because of some Cheez Doodles. Happens in the Medusa Plot, towards the end.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-28-12 - Hamilton H. & Sinead S. - Complete
8. Remember When? reviews
Remember, in eighth grade, you started hanging out with these girls? You got your nose pierced and your hair died. You were still the same Nellie beneath all the punk- we listened to our rock music together and we went swimming.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-27-12 - Nellie G. - Complete
9. Here Come the Kids » reviews
Just a few short stories about the clue hunters and the events leading up to the birth of their own bundles of joy. 3. Amy and Ian. She hadn't told him why today was a special day.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-27-12 - Published: 3-24-12
10. Sometimes, the Cahill World is Horrible reviews
...and sometimes, it could save your life. One-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-26-12 - Hamilton H. & Sinead S. - Complete
11. She's Scary That Way reviews
She haunts me every night. She used to haunt my days, too. Until she went to jail.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-12 - Amy C. & Isabel K. - Complete
12. Tick Tock reviews
Just a one-shot featuring Ian's mind nagging at him with every sound of the clock. Tick Tock...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-24-12 - Ian K. - Complete
13. Songfic Stories » reviews
How cliche. Another group of songfics. But, hey, this might be worth your time, so go ahead and read it anyway.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-23-12 - Published: 12-27-11 - Amy C. & Dan C.
14. Their Bond Can't Be Broken reviews
Amy and Ian are placed in a prison camp sort of thing together. When they don't give up the clues, they pay the ultimate price. But at least they're together. Amian, Hamead, and light, implied freindshipy Natan.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-18-12 - Amy C. & Ian K. - Complete
15. Sprinkles reviews
Dan just wanted to finish his sundae, and yes, he was still awfully fond of sprinkles. Maybe a one-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-12-12 - Dan C. & Arthur T.
16. Mistletoe reviews
A random Christmas one-shot about Dan being... old Dan. R and R!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-17-12 - Dan C. - Complete
17. The Many Kidnappings of Ian Kabra reviews
Ian gets kidnapped. Over and over.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-12 - Ian K.
18. Ian's Pee Predicament reviews
Ian had to pee. Bad. What happens when Natalie, Hamilton and Dan get involved? ONE SHOT!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-11-12 - Dan C. & Ian K. - Complete
19. Double Date » reviews
Natalie and Dan both found the perfect dates, and just in time for Prom! But when things turn for the worse, will they be able to work together, or will their differences stop them? For Dog-lvR-11's and Fowlfan5's Natan contest:
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 1-2-12 - Dan C. & Natalie K. - Complete
20. Nikolai's Short Story reviews
ONE-SHOT. Inspired by TheLastGoodUsername's Because of a Teddy Bear. Ever wondered what disease Nikolai was plagued with? R R
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-11 - Irina S. - Complete
21. The Maze of Bones: Jayne's story of being a Cahill » reviews
For Sam's contest. What happens when Jayne and Kathy Cahill find The Maze of Bones? And What happens when Quebert Van Hozzershneizen finds them?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-10-11 - Published: 8-1-11 - Complete
22. Ian the NINJA? reviews
What happens when Ian's annoying messages from Dan drive him BLARMY! and yeah... it was necessary to use a British term. ONE-SHOT
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-28-11 - Ian K. - Complete
23. A Worthless Word reviews
Mum... such a worthless term...
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-11 - Isabel K. - Complete
24. A Smile Through the Darkness reviews
Amy has a dream a year before her parents died. Is she psychic? ONE-SHOT
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-11 - Amy C. & Dan C. - Complete
25. Raise your Glass reviews
My first songfic EVER! This song really reminds me of... well you'll just have to read it to find out, won't you. One-Shot
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-11 - Nellie G. - Complete
26. Trapped » reviews
Natalie and Dan are kidnapped and wake up in a strange room. I sadly don't own the 39 clues.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 6-28-11 - Dan C. & Natalie K. - Complete
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