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Author has written 33 stories for Sherlock, Radio Dramas, A-Team, Rise of the Guardians, and Emergency. "Go on the hunch of a man whose brain is fueled by lemons?!"- Arthur Dent, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film "Why don't you get married instead of feeding your neurosis?"- Roy to Johnny, on Emergency! "I never go to the bathroom."- Hannibal Smith, on The A-Team "Relax, he's not gonna bite you; besides, if he does, you can book him for battery."- Malloy to Reed, on Adam-12 "They haven't got my event- blind dash in a total state of panic."- Roy to Johnny "Oh, he's okay, he's okay. He's a lot better off than you're gonna be when I get through with you." Johnny to Roy. Name: Dinogeek. Also known as iamthegps, but 'that crazy redneck' will do in a pinch. 'Raging gun nut' has also been tossed around ("Murphy's Military Law #6: If At First You Don't Succeed, Call In An Airstrike"). Occupation: College, making tables, general wierdo. Unrepentant freak. Currently don't have a 'proper' job, mostly because of my poor social skills and sensory issues (and slightly because of the fact that I can't drive, so it'd have to be within walking distance and I'm too lazy to walk that far. :P). Proud possessor of a mild case of Asperger's Syndrome, and now definitely Sensory Processing Disorder. I finally started doing something with my Tumblr, so on the extremely off chance you care to see it, here's the link: http://iamthegps.tumblr.com/ I know the handle's different, but I found one I liked better and I decided to go with that (didn't change this one, though; it would confuse the hell out of me). I mostly talk about fandoms, ASDs, and conservative politics. With a nice helping of random shit thrown in for good measure. If you like that kind of thing. Also, on a slightly related note,you should all check out the Tumblr community for people with Sensory Processing Disorder; it's called Sensory Sea Turtle and it's made of badassery. I'm also looking to find a really good link to a website about SPD and I'll probably change my profile more and ramble on about it, because it's so common that 1 in every 20 people has it to some degree, but it's so rarely diagnosed that it's not even in the DSM-IV. And I'll be blatantly pushing it on every website I've got an account on, so I'll be busy, won't I? :D Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Charlie Bone (Children of the Red King), Ranger's Apprentice, anything about paleontology/earth sciences or caves, State of Fear, anything by Dave Barry, Lord of the Rings, Celtic mythology, Norse mythology, King Arthur legends, The Sword of Shannara, history of Roman Britain, history of Scotland, Ireland, all the Celts, World War One, conservative books. Favorite TV shows: Sherlock (XD), The A-Team, Emergency!, NCIS, Adam-12, MacGyver, Elementary, Human Target, Doctor Who (*cough* David Tennant), The Simpsons, Arthur (yes, the PBS kids show...), Hawaii 5-0, Kitchen Nightmares, Wipeout, AFV, Poirot, The Red Green Show, Merlin. I only actually watch about three of these, though. Favorite Movies: Rise of the Guardians, Brave, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, Big Trouble, Duct Tape Forever, Mr. Bean's Holiday, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Rush Hour 3, James Bond, Johnny English, Sahara, anything comedy or action/adventure (especially adventure). Other: Hello out there anyone in the SCA. Y'all rock. And also I'm not sure where you'd fit a radio show into the mix but I've got one thing to say to that: Cabin Pressure. That is all. Also, just as a side note, PALEONTOLOGY. And volcanology, seismology, geology, speleology, and any other -ology you can think of. Except chemistry. Not a huge fan of that. I also like techno, Celtic music, folk music, traditional hymns, any music that was written before the year 1700, and Benedict 'congratulations on your face' Cumberbatch. I am also (slowly but surely) learning Gaelic. And now for story-list time. This is mainly to keep track of what I'm currently working on because my memory's not the greatest but feel free to read any of the stories I'm currently working on if you so please. :) Right now, the list stands as follows: And now of course the blatant plug for any upcoming stories *cough cough* again to keep things straight upstairs: Both of the above lists will (I promise *crosses fingers*) be updated as necessary. Assuming anyone even cares except me. XD 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Blossom Uchiha, Lumiere Hikari, DataLady91, Legendofstarlord, Genuka (=d), Scarlett De Fontaine (I do the same thing when they call me crazy), Dinogeek Jack Frost is the hottest winter spirit ever, H.M. Murdock is my spiritual twin, Halt's third apprentice is who I would be in another life (if I didn't end up being a Skandian XD) and Merida is me from a past existence. Holy crap, did you just read all the way to the end of this?! Always remember, nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. - | |||||||
1. The Long Road Home » reviewsSometimes the smallest of accidents can have the biggest of impacts. When one of those accidents puts Roy's daughter in Rampart's pediatric ICU, it's going to take the strength of everyone around her to pull her through to the other side. First Emergency fanfic.Emergency - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-18-13 - Published: 4-9-13 - R. DeSoto & J. Gage2. A Voice in RamahDinogeek plays with Bible verses and wishes you a happy Friday. / The funeral of Sherlock Holmes from the point of view of one Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Published: 4-5-13 - DI Lestrade - Complete3. What Was and What Might Have Been » reviewsFor all he knows other people's secrets, Sherlock doesn't have too many of his own, and the ones he does have, he makes sure stay buried deep, and never come to the surface. So what'll he do, when an old friend and a new crime scene threaten to drag one of them out into the light? No romance. Complete.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,443 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 12-4-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete4. It's Cold in My Head » reviewsJack has been captured. And not just by anybody- by Hate, who's looking to pick up where Pitch Black left off. The Guardians stand in his way, but one down and scared for their friend, they need to get Jack back before they can stop Hate- and before they lose him to himself.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 3-25-13 - Published: 1-8-13 - Jack Frost5. Sandy and the Sleepless Girl » reviewsSandy is the spirit of dreams; he is certainly aware that there are people out there who have trouble sleeping. But he's never met an insomniac quite this young before. Nor quite this unusual. After all, it's not every day a child sees a man made of golden sand float through her window and smiles at him. Drabble series of indeterminate length.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-20-13 - Published: 1-25-13 - Sandy6. I Have A Cunning Plan reviewsNow sit down and hush up, little ones, 'cause I've got a story to tell you. It's about Toby the elf. Toby the elf has a plan. / Fluffy and slightly cracky, written like a verbal story. Happy Friday.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-13 - Complete7. The Missing Chess Piece reviewsSherlock Holmes doesn't usually investigate hauntings. But when a man comes to him asking to know what's going on in his old house, Sherlock finds himself drawn into a case that takes him far back into the past and deep into a heartbreaking story, until at last he solves a mystery three hundred and fifty years in the making. One-shot.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete8. The Pilot on the Barroom Floor reviewsFace attempts to woo a woman, Murdock starts a wholly unintentional bar fight, and Hannibal is quite surprised by the end result of their evening out. Long story short, there's a reason they don't let the Captain drink...A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-12 - Murdock & Face - Complete9. Shades reviewsBefore he met John, no one had any color at all. After he met John, everyone had a color but him. And after the fall, he finally figured out what color he really was.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.10. Exquisite Timing reviewsLestrade had always thought that Sherlock Holmes had the luck of the devil himself, but there were times when it got slightly ridiculous. Really, though, that guy was just /asking/ to get caught, and it's not like you can fix stupid...Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-5-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete11. New Delhi reviewsMartin is, as usual, chronically unlucky, the runway looks like it's been blown up, Arthur's on the search for an elephant, Carolyn's trying not to /smell/ the elephant, and Douglas has to keep the captain standing all the way to the hospital.Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-18-12 - Cabin Pressure - Complete12. Peculiar Motion » reviewsA phenomenon in which galaxies are inexplicably drawn towards each other even as they go their own ways. Or, why everything that separates must eventually come back together. Reunion fic.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 3-11-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.13. Stranger reviewsHe had come into town a month earlier, like the stereotype of a tall, dark, mysterious stranger... 221B fic about where Sherlock went after the Fall. Post-Reichenbach, so spoiler alert.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete14. Emoticons reviews"What is that?" John looked at the end of the text. "Oh, it's an emoticon." "A what?" "An emoticon. People use them to convey emotions when they're not talking." John seized the white board marker. "Here, I'll show you." Just a bit of weekend fluff.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-1-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete15. Acceptance reviewsSequel to Adaptability. Even at five Sherlock had managed to teach him an important lesson, but Mr. Davison hadn't seen the boy in years. Then one day, he gets to realize he's not the only one who learned it. Post-Reichenbach.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-12 - John W. - Complete16. I Promised I Would reviewsOnce every week, John takes Jessica and her daughter out to dinner and a movie. But it's not a date. It's... more of a promise.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-26-12 - John W. & DI Lestrade17. Shenandoah reviewsOr, Sherlock and the guitarist. He'd never meant to play in public, and certainly not with a stranger he'd met on the street two weeks ago. But here he was...Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-2-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete18. The North Star reviewsA man lies on a rooftop in London, looking at the stars. Across an ocean, another man lies on top of a mountain, doing the same. Post-Reichenbach, spoilers 2x03.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-2-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete19. Outliers reviewsIf Lestrade hadn't known any better, he'd have thought Sherlock had been reincarnated as a twelve year old boy at a London cafe. "I'm not normal; I'm an outlier. And people always find the outliers... odd." The DI wondered if that was how he had felt too.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-12 - DI Lestrade - Complete20. Tags reviews'I believe in Sherlock Holmes'. The tag was simple and short, but prolific. There were others too, and if Lestrade hadn't known any better he'd have sworn they were following him... Keep the movement going, y'all!Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-12 - DI Lestrade - Complete21. Act Civilized reviewsJohn doesn't know why Sherlock doesn't want to go out to eat. Sherlock doesn't think he'd understand, either; doesn't think he'd know why it's so hard just to order food at a restaurant. No one ever understands what social anxiety's like.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-12-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete22. Pages, Pictures, and Fears reviews"You can't touch it," he repeated, pinning Mycroft's hand to his side. "It'll fall." This wasn't the first time Sherlock had trouble telling fantasy from reality, and this wasn't his first irrational fear... kidfic, four year old Sherlock.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-2-12 - Sherlock H. & Mycroft H. - Complete23. Storm Surge » reviewsWith the largest storm on the record threatening to drown the city of London, Sherlock and Sally find that solving the murder might be the easy part. The hard part? Surviving.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-11 - Sherlock H. & Sgt. S. Donavan24. Five Christmases reviewsFive different Christmases at five different points in Sherlock's life. Somewhere along the way, he kind of got lost. Finally, though, he found his way back. Mentions of drug use, but nothing more. Merry Christmas y'all!Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete25. Adaptability reviewsMycroft knew he should have been shocked by Sherlock apologizing for being tired after forty hours awake, but it wasn't surprising... Mycroft comes to pick Sherlock up after a bad day of school. Kidfic, five year old Sherlock.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-19-11 - Sherlock H. & Mycroft H. - Complete26. I Feel You reviewsSherlock has always had a difficult relationship with empathy. He does feel it. Really, he does. But sometimes he starts drifting, and he starts to give up on himself, and the cold sweeps him away.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-21-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete27. Race the Clock » reviewsMoriarty decides to play a new game with Sherlock and John. The stakes, one girl, dying on camera. The rules, two days to find her. Good luck. T for some slight swearing.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-17-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete28. The First Jacket reviewsJohn had two jackets during his time in the Army. He lost the second when he got shot. He never thought he'd see the first one after that. But then again, things happen...Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete29. A Window to the Soul reviewsThey say that the eyes are a window to the soul. Except Sherlock never looks himself in the eye. He doesn't want to know what he'll find. But does he really have to be so afraid?Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-24-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete30. Welcome Home, New Brother reviewsA teenage girl coming back from vacation. An army doctor coming back from war. A plane ride and a spontaneous conversation. And suddenly, John Watson has someone to welcome him home.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-14-11 - John W. - Complete31. Crowd Control reviewsSherlock, surrounded by strangers and noise, starts having anxiety problems at a concert. John has to search on the fly for a way to help him calm down.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-20-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete32. What to be Proud Of reviewsThe anniversary of 9/11 bring painful memories of the war to the surface for John. Fortunately, Lestrade, Sherlock, and everyone at Scotland Yard are there to remind him of how much he has to be proud of.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-11-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete33. Into the Anarchy reviewsSherlock makes his way to Scotland Yard in the midst of the riots and deals out some rough justice. Written in response to the last few days. First fic. Be safe, England.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-9-11 - Sherlock H. & DI Lestrade - Complete
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