The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you are believe abortion is wrong, but are pro-choice, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried during an animated movie, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spelled 'paste' 'past', copy & PASTE this into your profile. :D
"If you think life sucks, look through your life from the eyes of a loved one, and know that everything will be all right again." -Moi
If you have ever thought about tripping a person for no reason, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you enjoyed these funny 'copy and paste' things, copy & paste this into your profile. :)
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
TEAM BELLA: because she's the luckiest girl that ever existed.
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
This is true!
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901
Alice Cullen: “No one will dare call you plain when I’m through with you.” Bella Swan: “Only because their afraid you’ll suck their blood.”
Emmett Cullen: “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”
Bella Swan: “I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.”
Bella Swan: “Well, that just sucks! I guess I’m stuck with Mike Newton after all.”
Emmett Cullen: “Fall down again, Bella?”
Jacob Black: “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”
Bella Swan: “I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.”
Bella Swan: “I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived.”
Bella Swan: “I made the Cowardly Lion look like the Terminator.”
Bella Swan: “If you’re waiting for me to be on my deathbed, I’ve got good news for you! I was just there!”
Renee Dwyer: “Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."
Rosalie Hale: “I’d like to beat you dead.”
Alice Cullen: “And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche."
Alice Cullen: “This hostage stuff is fun.”
Edward Cullen: “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.”
Alice Cullen: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors…" Edward Cullen: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Alice Cullen: "I do. Excellent."
Edward Cullen: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”
Mike Newton: “So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?”
Edward Cullen: “No blood, no foul.”
Bella Swan: “Two voices struggled inside me. One that wanted to be good and brave, and one that told the good one to keep her mouth shut.”
Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
1. Edward Anthongy Mason Cullen
2. Isabella Marie Swan
3. Marie Alice Cullen
4. Emmette Cullen (Mister Muscle Man / Teddy Bear)
5. Jasper Hale Cullen
6. Esme Cullen
7. Carlise Cullen
8. Renesmee Cullen
9. Seth Clearwater
10. Leah Clearwater
11. Rosalie Hale Cullen
12. Jacob Black (AKA - Dog/Mutt)
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1.) What color is your toothbrush? Blue :D
2.) Name one person who made you smile today: Claudia
3.) What were you doing at 8 am this morning: School -.-
4.) What were you doing 45 minutes ago: Looking at Facebook
5.) What is your favorite candy bar: 3 Musketeers
6.) Have you ever been to a strip club: … No…
7.) What is the last thing you said aloud: I will kill you. In the throat. With a spoon. JK LOVE YOU SARAH!
8.) What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Cookies & Cream.
9.) What was the last thing you had to drink: water
10.) Do you like your wallet: kinda...
11.) What was the last thing you ate: peanuts … YUM!
12.) Have you bought any new clothing items this week: School supplies. And Candy. :P
13.) The last sporting event you watched: Football.
14.) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn: Buttered.
15.) Who is the last person you sent a text message too: Mah maahhhmm.
16.) Ever go camping: Unfortunately, yes. -.-
17.) Do you take vitamins daily: I should. xD
18.) Do you go to church every Sunday: The church wishes I would. :D Jklol.
20.) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza: Depends on what types… :)
21.) Do you drink your soda with a straw: Mah mom doesn’t keep straws in the house. -.-
22.) What did your last text message say: mmmeeeee Mexicano
23.) What are you doing tomorrow: School. -.-
24.) Look to your left, what do you see: A white wall. :O
25.) What color is your watch: No watch.
26.) What do you think of when you hear Australia: Sexy accents ;)
27.) What is your birthstone: The Red one… gimme a minute… RUBY!
28.) Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru: Drive thru. What? I’m an American xD
29.) What is your favorite number: 2
30.) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone: Umm… Myself. what? I get bored. xD
31.) Any plans today: Homework. Then on the phone with my Dog, my betrothed… Jk only on Facebook. :D
32.) How many states have you lived in: two :D
33.) Biggest annoyance right now: Algebra. And my guidance counselor. -.-
34.) Last song listened to: Closer by Nine Inch Nails… “You let me desecrate you…” *
35.) Can you say the alphabet backwards: Pshhh. I wish.
36.) Do you have a maid service clean your house: My mother wishes. :P
37.) Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time: Red and Black Converse
38.) Are you jealous of anyone: Unfortunately. :(
39.) Is anyone jealous of you: I hope so. ;)
40.) Do you love anyone: I have. He doesn’t love me. :’(
41.) Do any of your friends have children: Pshh. Yes. My mother and I have the same best friends. xD
42.) What do you usually do during the day: School, computer, homework, shower, tv. In that order.
43.) Do you hate anyone that you know right now: Yeah. Lots of people. Go check the “love” one. :(
44.) Do you use the word 'hello' daily: YES! ALL THE TIME!!
45.) What color is your car: Mustange Red and Black. :D
46.) Do you like cats: No. Bad experiences as a child.
47.) Are you thinking about someone right now: YES! :D
48.) Have you ever been to Six Flags: Nope.
49.) How did you get your worst scar: Tried to openen a bananna peel with a knife and stabbed myself through me hand. XP
50.) You Just Realised I Skipped 19... and are looking back to see and smiling.
"You called me a bitch, a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is off a tree, a tree is Mother Nature, Mother Nature is beautiful so THANKS!" - by Emmettt Cullen i am a vampire!!! :)
Child Abuse,Make it stop!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack
l I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold But mommy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye I'm sorry mommy I had to go
, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another girl
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others
, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) (This made me cry :'[)
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers would not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
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