Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha.

HAHA! I UPDATED
YAY! I finally got "Slave to Love" updated! The chapter took me forever to write but I did it! I'd like to send a special thanx out to my friend Megan for helping me out on it! Megan, you rock! Also, I hope to update "Tearing Down the Shields of the Heart" soon as well, though that particlar story my take me quite a while to update due to the fact that I'm having a severe case of Writer's Block with it. If ou have any ideas for any of my stories please email me or IM me.
OK, now on to my profile!


NAME: Mary. (Yeup, my real name is Mary, but I don't like that name NEwayz.)


AGE: 16


GENDER: Well, duh, FEMALE; You should know that if you've been paying attention so far! Grr at unobservant people!


LOCATION: Yes, I'm from the USA and I live in Washington Sate where it rains *ALL* the time. In fact, it's raining right now (at least when I'm typing this) GRR...I HATE rain!


SOME RANDOM SHIT ABOUT ME: Well, let's see, I'm basically just a caffeine-addicted, constantly hyper teenager who used to have way too much free time on her hands but now has none. I'm in Honors English at Lynnwood High School and that's basically the only subject that I'm any good at, since, besides being good at writing, I really am quite retarded.


LIKES: Well, let's see...I LOVE anime (who doesn't?), dragons, cats, stand-up comedy (especially Friday Night Stand-Up!!!), loud heavy metal music, torturing preppy people (especially cheerleaders!), and basically anything that involves annoying my parents or torturing my friends.


DISLIKES: Uuuugh...I don't think the site will allow me all the room it would take to write down all of the things I hate. Well let's see, I hate Cheerleaders, the color pink, glitter, clowns, care bears, rain, spiders, stupid people, teachers, school, homework, parents, preps, pop music, football...actually SPORTS in general (except for baseball), MATH (*gag*)....and that's all that I can think of for the THINGS I hate...for now. I'll probably think of more later. As for the PEOPLE I hate I'll just name a few from my school (if you share the names of one of these people I'm sorry!)...I hate Tabita, Shaine, Chris, Corey, Jim, Davis, Nick, and Toe.


FEARS: Spiders (*shivers*), heights, MATH, clowns, the color pink, glitter, homework, parents, teachers, school in general, being alone with a group of preps, being alone with one of my friends when they're hyper, bob the builder, care bears, Roller coasters, Josh when he's hyper (DON'T ASK!)...and that's all that I can think of for now. I'll let you people know if I think of anything else.


CONCERNING MY POEMS: I've written a grand total of 116 poems, a lot of which are posted on the Internet. If you want to check out some of my poems go to http://www.fictionpress.com/~imoen . A lot of my poems can also be found on http://scarling.conforums.com , which is a really cool angst poetry board that I go on. My screen name there is Nightflame. Go check it out!


FAVORITE ANIMES: Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Trigun (WOLFWOOD!!!), FLCL, Blue Gender, Cowboy Bebop, .Hack//,Heat Guy J, Witch Hunter Robin, Cyborg 009, Wolf's Rain, and Case Closed.


FAVORITE ANIME HOTTIES: Inuyasha, Miroku, Yusuke, Kenshin, Vash, WOLFWOOD (I LOVE YOU WOLFWOOD!!!), Daisuke, and Spike.


NOTES TO YOU PEOPLE: I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO READ MY INUYASHA FIC "TEARING DOWN THE SHIELDS OF THE HEART"!!!!! I'll love you forever if you do! Please?


STATUS ON STORIES:
"Slave to Love"---Chappy 37---5% done!
"Tearing Down the Shields of the Heart"---Chappy 9---2% done!


FORTHCOMING STORIES:
"Forgotten Light"
AU: Inuyasha wakes up one day to find himself in a dark ally with no memory of his past. Kagome is assigned the task of taking care of him until he gets his memory back. But what will happen when his past catches up to him and puts them both in danger? I/K, maybe some S/M and R/S. Rated PG-13. Romance/Action/Adventure/Mystery.


"Aren't Cruises 'Sposed to be Fun?"
AU: Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku are all trapped on a cruise boat in the middle of the ocean. Kagome and Sango just want to relax but Miroku and Inuyasha have different ideas. I/K, M/S. Rated PG-13. Romance/Humor.


"Bloody Footsteps"
AU: Kagome's just an ordinary woman, trying to get by in the modern world. She has no desire for any sort of adventure or mystery. But fate has a different plan for her. A rash of gruesome murders breaks out in her city and a certain hanyou is believed to be the cause of them. When Kagome accidentally runs into Inuyasha, she discovers for herself that he is, in fact, innocent. She decides to help him, giving him a place to hide. Her house. Can Kagome stand up to an entire city to prove Inuyasha's innocence? And what happens when the actual killer chooses his next target...her. I/K. Rated PG-13 but may be changed to R later due to language and violence. Mystery/Suspense/Action/Adventure/Romance.

"Crimson Regrets"
What do you do when the only person who can stop you from crying, is the one making you cry in the first place? Inuyasha is faced with a choice that will change the lives of him and his companions forever. I/K Rated PG-13. Romance/Angst.

"Who Wants to Marry an Idiot?"
Kagome had ALWAYS hated reality shows. She had a habit of throwing things at the T.V. whenever one came on. So one day, as a joke, her friends Sango and Rin set her up to be on a reality show in which two bachelors would try to get her to marry them. The problem was, only the guys, a hanyou named Inuyasha and a demon named Kouga, knew that they were on a reality show! Will she choose one of them, or will she be forced to kill both of them out of irritation? Find out on Who Wants to Marry an Idiot! I/K maybe some S/M. Rated PG-13. Romance/Humor AU.

"Clueless in Seattle"
Kagome needed a break from jewl-shard hunting. So when her cousin in America offers to fly her out to her house in Washington State, she eagerly accepts. Inuyasha, not willing to let Kagome out of his sight for a month, stows away in her luggage. Will Inuyasha and Kagome be able to cope with the nonexcitement in Lynnwood and find some way to have fun, or will the evil state bore them to death like it does to so many other pathetic teenagers that live in it? I/k Rated PG-13. Romance/Humor

NOTE: PLEASE DON'T STEAL ANY OF THESE STORY IDEAS!!!!!!!! I'm in the process of writing them right now so I'd appreciate it if no one used these right now.


SITES I'M ON OR THAT I JUST LIKE:
http://scarling.conforums.com ---An angst poetry board that I post on. It's pretty cool so go check it out. My screen name there is Nightflame.

http://sitboy.homestead.com/Index.html ---A cute little Inuyasha site that has one of my fanfics on it. Go check it out!

http://www.inuyasha-dreams.tk/ ---Another good Inuyasha site that I have a fic up on. Thankies for the award!!!

http://www.inuyasha.net/index.php ---An absolutely AWESOME Inuyasha site, if not the best of all time! It has a massive amount of fanfictions that are posted in much the same style as on ff.net and a huge stash of downloads, news, links, pictures and other interesting Inuyasha stuff. Definitely worth checking out if you are even slightly FOND of Inuyasha. I've got some of my fanfics posted there too. My screen name there is Imoen.

http://www.inuyashaworld.com/gamebots/game9chat.cfm?botname=Imoen&sd=Inuyasha ---My Inu bot! An Inu bot is an actual online Inuyasha character that you can train to talk and answer questions. This is the link to my own personal Inu bot. BE WARNED!!! He is quite rude (I've trained him that way! ^.^) and will insult you without hesitation!!!

http://www.inuyashaworld.com --- One of the best Inuyasha sites on the web! Lots of pics, spoilers, character summaries, news, info, episode pics, and other stuff. But, most important of all: THIS IS THE HOME OF THE INU BOTS!! Go here and get your Inu bot, they're a shitload of fun, so I recommend trying it out!

http://www.fictionpress.com/~imoen --- The link to my profile on fictionpress.com. Most of my poems and one of my original fictions ("Broken Magic") can be found here.


THE VOICES: The following is a description of the voices in my head (yes, I really AM quite insane!):

Kage: A Neko Youkai who's the biggest pervert I know and a huge smart-ass. For a more thorough description of him, go read "Tearing Down the Shields of the Heart" cuzz he's an important character in that fic. His name means "Shadow" in Japanese.

Mieru: A silver dragon who takes joy in torturing the living hell out of me. She is, besides maybe me or Josh, the biggest smart-ass in known history. She's also Daitan's sister.

Daitan: A gold dragon that really couldn't care less about the world around him and usually stays silent unless whatever's being said or done interests him personally. He's also Mieru's sister. His name means "Bold" or "Brave" in Japanese.

Akui: A gargoyle who never talks. He laughs, snickers, glares, growls, and thinks really REALLY loud but that's about it. His name means "Malice" in Japanese.

Madore: An always happy, constantly hyper human that has a memory span of about an hour at the very BEST. Most of the time, she can't remember anything longer then three seconds ago. Her name means "medley" in Japanese.


FAVORITE QUOTES:
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
-Bryan White

ROBBIE: "Some of us will never find love. Take for instance... me. And I'm Pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine"
-The Wedding Singer

"For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous then the cigarette afterward."
-Jay Leno

[Filling out a form]
Austin Powers: "Name? Austin Danger Powers? Sex? Yes please!"
-Austin Powers

"We all go a bit crazy sometimes."
-unknown

Person one: "We just jumped out of a building!"
Person two: "Yes, it was all very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo."
-The long Kiss Goodnight

LUCY: "You don't have to walk me home."
JACK: "You block the wind."
-While You Were Sleeping

*Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation*
JULES: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
-Pulp Fiction

Tummler: "I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right."
-Gummo

TYLER: "We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionaires, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out."
-Fight Club

"Tightly hold your hand, take a deep breath, give them the finger."
-Our Lady Peace

Gwenovier: "What are you doing?"
Frank T.J. Mackie: "I'm quietly judging you."
-Magnolia

Neo: "Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I have a better one. How about, I give you the finger... and you give me my phone call."
-The Matrix

Roy Martin: You can't believe her! Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness!"
-A Very Brady Sequel

Carolyn Burnham: "Are you trying to look unattractive?"
Jane: "Yes"
Carolyn Burnham: "Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably."
-American Beauty

"I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up-We call them losers."
-The Opposite of Sex

"Now they show you how detergents take out blood stains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got as T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of body before you do the wash."
-Jerry Seinfeld

"Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on chair and pissed on your head and clothes without your consent?"
-Sign from Ken's Magic Shop

PRINCIPAL: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on you soul."
BILLY MADISON: "A simple "no" would have done just fine."
-Billy Madison

Dedee: "My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, Great, not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!"
-The Opposite of Sex


"If you're not cool enough to be a cheerleader, make sure you're carrying something big enough to knock one on her ass!"
-Stand-up comedian on Comedy Central


"...This part of the application asks for your ethnic group. I'll just put "poor white trash" unless there's something more specific..."
-Dilbert

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
-unknown

"I feel a lot better now that I've lost all hope."
-unknown

"I happen to have a world of experience when it comes to stupidity."
-unknown

"I'm just trying to have a moment of happiness in my otherwise pathetic existence. You can relate, can't you?"
-Joey of Dawson's Creek

"Why does God ALWAYS have to piss on ME?"
-Tray

"Mercy is weakness and weakness is death!"
-Crematia


"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence."
-unknown

"Why won't you let me set off the bomb, you bastards?!"
-unknown

"When I'm bored I dream and I dream I'm bored, and I wonder if the dream-me is dreaming that she's bored too..."
-Mary Seif

"I won't be surprised to find that, when the world goes crazy I'll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you."
-Mary Seif

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illegal belief in the occurrence of the improbable- a man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere ass, he is actually ill."
-unknown

"She's enormous! Biggest fuckin nun you've ever seen! Unfuckin believable! She's fuckin wicked huge, kicked my ass!"
-Burns Flipper from "The Longest Journey"

"If you can't do it right, why bother?"
-unknown

"Almost free of these chains..."
-unknown

"Notice my grr?"
-Mary Seif

"Did you ever get the feeling the world is a stage and you're the only person sitting in the audience?"
-unknown

"...I've heard similar things from fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!"
-Inu-Yasha

"I gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put them in a bowl!"
-Inu-Yasha

"I don't worry 'bout a thing cuzz I know nothing's gonna be alright..."
-Song from The Whole Nine Yards

"Oh! And don't forget the corpse!"
-The Whole Nine Yards

"Quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
-Homer

"Don't make me get my flying monkeys!"
-unknown

"Because you're ugly and your mother hates you."
-The answer to all questions

"You're looking at me like I wanna see your face!"
-Jacqui

"Your face hurts my feelings!"
-Jacqui

"One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
-T-Shirt

"Can't sleep the clowns will eat me...
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me...
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me..."
-T-Shirt

"Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!"
-Sticker

"Here's to you,
Here's to me,
Best friends we'll always be,
And if somehow we disagree,
To hell with you, here's to me!"
-Magnet at Spencer's

"It must be nice to see the world from the inside of your own ass!"
-Keychain

"I'm 21 and legally old enough to do all the stuff I've been doing since I was 13."
-Keychain

"We are the people our parents warned us about."
-Sticker

"I'm blonde. What's YOUR excuse?"
-Sticker

"I'm not stupid, I'm just mentally challenged!"
-Jason

"I can't go to work today, the voices said, "Stay home and clean the guns""
-Keychain

"This reality is really just a fucked up dream."
-Papa Roach

"Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death."
-Johnny

"Ah shit, you're gonna try to cheer me up, aren't you?"
-Sticker

"Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be outside on its own."
-T-shirt

"A clean room is the sign of a seriously sick mind!"
-unknown

"I swear...they told me it was candy..."
-?

"I don't understand why anyone would ever beat their children; when damaging them psychology is far more permanent."
-Stand-up comedian on Comedy Central

"You're looking at the bad thing that happens to good people."
-T-shirt

"Commercialism is how they turn little kids into stereotypical assholes."
-Mary Seif

"When we get back to where we were going we're going back to where we were!"
-Ed

"It's in my experience that no man on this earth is really a man; not even for ten minutes."
-Dogma

"Too bad ignorance isn't painful."
T-Shirt

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
-unknown

"If at first you don't succeed, say fuck it cuzz if it REALLY mattered you'da done it right the first time."
-unknown

"Dear Diary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender..."
-Johnny

SERVEYER: "So what do you think about crime?"
LADY: "Well just last week, I found my husbands headless body nailed to the wall, with his open chest cavity stuffed with human skulls. So I'd have to say that it'ssss... umm...baaaad."
-Johnny

"Hmm...yes, but keep in mind: it is possible that I'm QUITE horrendously insane."
-Johnny

"Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I seem to have this hole in my head."
-Johnny

MESSAGE ON JOHNNY'S TOMBSTONE: "NNY: Don't weep, he probably would have killed you."
-Johnny

"Seeing how delusional I may become one day makes me appreciate every last day of my sanity."
-Comedian on Comedy Central

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
-Dennis Leary

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one Fucking bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!"
-Dennis Leary

"Life sucks. Get a Fucking helmet, okay?"
-Dennis Leary

"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct."
-Dennis Leary

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
-Dennis Leary

"I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture."
-Dennis Leary

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
-Stephen King

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
-Dean Martin

"Everytime a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies', there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead."
-J.M. Barrie

"Death is a gift; give it to your enemies!"
-unknown

"Holy Shit! My House is on fire! Hmmm...Marshmallows..."
-Comedian on Comedy Central

"Hush little baby, don't say a word, and never mind that noise you heard. It's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet and in your head..."
-Metallica

"I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!"
-Evil Santa Claus on Futurama

"Life without danger is a waste of oxygen."
-unknown

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
-unknown

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
- Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)

"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood".
-Oscar Wilde

"Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
-answering machine message

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
-- Emo Philips

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
-- Carl Zwanzig

"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."
-- Patrick Moore

"The Problem with Reality is the lack of background music."
- Anonymous

"If I Promise to miss you ... Will you go away?"
- Anonymous

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock."
- Wynn Catlin

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Rich Jeni

"Don't mess with dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"
--Unknown

"I can't believe this. I'm escaping a house full of assholes so I can live in a world where they're not in chains."
-JTHM

"Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging."
-JTHM

"Shit. I'm gonna go kill a party clown."
-JTHM

"Smile you fucker!"
-JTMM

"If I could do it over again, I'd kill more people."
--keychain

"KIDS, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs."
-JTHM

"HOLY PIGSHIT BATMAN!"
-Happy Noodle Boy

"I don't wanna die like I've lived. I want a companion in this. SO PUT ON A HAPPY FACE. LET'S MAKE THIS PLEASANT."
-JTHM

"To achieve THIS shot, we first made a plaster mold of the actors head. We then filled it with cow parts. Then, for realism, we surprised the actor by blowing a hole through his head."
-JTHM

"Wazzat?"
--Happy Noodle Boy

"Oh my god, IT'S GOD!"
-JTHM

"Sometimes I wonder why schoolteachers seem to find it necessary to compose devious ways to make their students as miserable as possible. As if dealing with the freaks at school isn't enough, we have to work our asses off as well. I don't know why the human race came up with school, it's just another system of brainwashing that they so kindly created for their children."
-Mary


Mary and Stephanie's revised rules for if they became president:

1.)People like Justin Timberlake who can't decide which genre of music to suck at will be forced to listen to country music while watching teletubbies before they're thrown out of an airplane.

2.)Britney Spears, Christina Augulara, Beyonce, and others like them will have their vocal cords removed and undergo plastic surgery to make them look NORMAL.

3.)Downloading music off the internet will not only be legal and free, but REQUIRED.

4.)Courtney Love will be beaten to death with guitars.

5.)Math will no longer be a required course for any U.S. school. Also, students will be permitted to throw rocks at evil math teachers.

6.)Disney and Nickolodeon will no longer be allowed to play music videos.

7.)MTV will actually play MUSIC.

8.)Hip-hop will be outlawed.

9.)Bad reality shows such as Fear-factor, Survivor, and the Osbornes, will be made illegal.

10.) Tibita and Shaine will be put to death.

11.)Valintine's Day will be renamed "Depression Day".

12.)People over the age of 75 will not be allowed to drive.

13.)MC Donalds will no longer be allowed to play hip-hop, rap, or country musics in their commercials. Anyone who has nothing to do with food, such as Tony Hawk, will not be allowed in their commercials.

14.)People will no longer have to pay tax when they buy CD's.

15.)A temple will be built to worship Linkin Park.

16.)Brian will have a website. (^.~)

17.)There will be a FREE ON-DEMAND Anime Channel in which each person can pick which Anime they want to watch.

18.)TIVO will be free.

19.)Inufanfic writers who actually have GOOD stories will be paid $500 each time they write a new chapter. (THAT would be a good cure for writer's block! Hee hee! ^.^)

20.)Any movie director who makes a bad sequal and/or prequal to a good movie will be killed.

21.)All our stupid award shows will be combined into one long award show, lasting indefinetly, in which none of the celeberties present will be givin food or water, and the last ones alive when TV viewers start rioting win awards. This will be the only reality show allowed on ABC, which will be renamed XYZ cuzz that just sounds cooler.

22.)Michael Jackson will be exposed for the child-molesting, sheale zombie that he really is and will be fed to cannibal children somewhere in South America.

23.)Steven Lynch will have his own TV show.

24.)Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp will have their own holiday on which here will be no school.

25.)Racists and people who are always discriminating against gay people and such will be fed to crocodiles.

26.)The penguin will replace the bald eagle as our nation's nation symbol.

27.)Trigun will be put on air again and people will worship Wolfwood.

28.)O.J Simpson will FINALLY go to jail.

29.)When you're in a pissy mood on Monday morning, killing a cheerful person will be considered justifiable homicide.

30.)WAL-MART will no longer sell censured music.

31.)Ramen Noodles will be changed to "Help! I can't afford Dinner!" and handed out by political lobbiests at the democratic national convention.

32.)That creepy British guy from the Darkness will wear a bag on his head.

33.)Carson Daily will be put to death for subjecting me to CRAP on TRL and will be replaced by Carson from Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. (The fab 5 will also make over my house and me...yay!)

34.)Every High School senior class will take a REQUIRED trip to Amsterdam for "research" purposes.

35.)Madonna will stick to one crappy genre and lose her crappy "british accent" or be put in a gas chamber and eaten alive by rabid PMSing Blood-thirsty bears.

36.)Anytime Anna Nicole speaks/breathes she will be shocked with a catle prod.

37.)Jay and Silent Bob will be made national icons.

38.) Dogma will be #4 on the list of the 100 greatest movies of all time.

39.) Movie critics will not be paid and will be hung Pirates of the Carribian style. People will critique movies on their own.

40.) MTV will no longer be allowed to put on SuperBowl Halftime shows unless Linkin Park, Disturbed, or Hoobastank is involved.

41.)Marilyn Manson will be elected govener of Texas.

42.)All people who have hosted the Man Show will be shot.

43.)People who, at award shows, ask "who are you wearing?" will be shot in the groin and be left to die in a moldy rat-infested ditch in Cuba.


NOTE TO ALL YOU CONFUZZLED PEOPLE:
If you're still reading this....WOW.