Sweet-Porcelain16
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since: 06-21-11, id: 3008212, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
Author has written 12 stories for Glee, Cherub, and Harry Potter.

Why hello. My name is Darcey. I'm awesome. I cry over Harry Potter and Sherlock. I'm obsessed with a beautiful man named Chris Colfer.


ON HIATUS. NOTHING WILL BE UPDATED HERE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

for new fanfictions my Archive of our Own (AO3) account is called Johnlock_is_life and my Tumblr is Johnlock-is-life


I'm leaving FF.net for a while.

I also no longer consider myself part of the Glee fandom. After the trainwreck that was season 3, I decided that I really need to move on with my obsessions. Since then I've been obsessed with Brothers and Sisters, BBC Sherlock, (Johnlock FTW) and Teen Wolf.

Sorry about that, I know that some of you (maybe) were looking forewords to more Klaine's Facebook, and I promised a new Glee/Harry Potter crossover. But the truth is I can't do it any more. I'll always be a Klainer, and Kurt Hummel will always be a huge inspiration for me, but I realised that this show was my life. It was all I thought about. I am keeping up with the storylines (one of my best friends and several of my Internet friends are still Gleeks so I do keep up) and I've been watching a couple of the best scenes, but I'm just going to be honest here; I really dislike the character of Blaine. Like seriously. And the more they made the show about him, the more bored and angry I became. He frustrates me. I can't really explain why; it's take up the whole freaking page if I tried to, so I'll just leave it at that. I heard that Kurt's getting a new boyfriend though, good for him. I hope he's nice. And hot. Kurt deserves someone who's going to treat him right.

And oh yeah. I'm writing a book. Well, trying to. Yessiree. Don't base my writing talent on my fanfictions and judge me! I'm not amazing, but it's something I really enjoy, and I'm definitely improving. (Yeah. Remember Dave? Oh dear. I hope I've improved since then.) I won't tell you what it's about, as that'd probably jinx it and then I'd be sad.

So goodbye, my friends. I'll be back, probably with a shiny new Johnlock fic. Because that's what I'm like. But until then, Au Revoir.

Oh, speaking of French. Klaine's Facebook is, drumroll please, being translated into French by the lovely LovelyGame! I'm so excited, and honoured. Wow. It's also being translated into Spanish by the fabulous CherryInTheSkyWithDiamonds! I would link you, but this site is crap with links and I can't be bothered with all the fuss.

Oh. I have a new Tumblr. My URL is Johnlock-is-Life. tumblr . com I post about Sherlock, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, and sometimes other stuff like Chris Colfer's face.

Anyway. This time, I mean it. Goodbye, John. *Jumps off building*

(No, Darcey. Now is not the time to quote Sherlock. And I didn't just jump off a building. I'm here, typing on my laptop.)


1. CHERUB for the Gleeks » reviews
When Kurt's father dies of a heart attack, he's left orphaned in a children's home. There, he meets the mysterious Kyle, who introduces him to a new life, more exciting than anything Kurt had ever imagined. Kurt/Kyle. T to be safe. Review!
Crossover - Cherub & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-5-12 - Published: 10-8-11 - Kurt H.
2. Just One Kiss reviews
The five times Harry and Ron kissed and it didn't mean anything, and the one time when it did. Harry/Ron. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-12 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
3. Klaine's Facebook » reviews
The Glee gang are on Facebook! AU from Furt. Klaine. Rated T to be safe. Lots of Warbler-ness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,017 - Reviews: 327 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 9-24-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
4. Built My Life Around You » reviews
Jeff Sterling has fallen for his best friend. Hard. It's a shame Nick's straight. Neff. Angst. Beware of the angst. T for language, sexual references, drunken-ness, my usual. Review! Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 4-28-12 - Published: 10-12-11 - Jeff & Nick - Complete
5. Someone Like You reviews
Nick and Jeff are simply best friends. But that all changes when they decide to make pancakes for Wes' birthday. Niff. Fluff, some angst. Epic food fight included. I suck at summaries. Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-20-12 - Nick & Jeff - Complete
6. Like Shooting Stars » reviews
"Get out of my house." Blaine has nothing left. Nothing but a few bags, a guitar, and a letter. And when Kurt needs to escape it all, they leave for a journey that will change their lives forever.Rated T for a reason. Warnings inside. Klaine. Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-3-12 - Published: 12-3-11 - Kurt H.
7. Oh, But it's Cold Outside reviews
Blaine loves Kurt. That's obvious to anyone, especially Blaine's sister, Rachel. Problem is, Kurt's dating Sam. Slightly angsty, but also fluffy. Heavens to begin with. In the Anderberry 'Verse. Better description inside. Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
8. Don't Ever Look Back reviews
Kurt and Blaine are happily married, and living in New York with Rachel. And then, they decide that they're ready to start a family. How will they cope? And what can Rachel do to help? Better than it sounds. Prologue now up. Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
9. So I Let My Walls Come Down » reviews
Kurt has just arrived at Dalton Academy. There, he joins the Warblers, where he meets gavel-obsessed Wes, Dorky but cute Cameron, and completely insane best friends, Nick and Jeff. AU from Furt. Klaine. Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-12-11 - Published: 10-22-11 - Kurt H. & Dalton Academy Warblers
10. Dave » reviews
Dave Karofsky is confused. And Kurt Hummel is there to help. Dave finds himself falling for the angelic boy, but can anything happen under the watchful eye of Kurt's boyfriend, Blaine? Eventual Kurtofsky, starts with Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 8-30-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H.
11. Can't Do This reviews
Neff. Nick and Jeff are best friends. That's all there is to it… right? Just a little fluffy oneshot I wrote at midnight last night :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-22-11 - Nick & Jeff - Complete
12. Blame the Klisses on the Alcohol reviews
This is how Rachel's party in 'Blame it on the Alcohol' should have gone. Klaine, Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Please Review! 3
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-2-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete