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| DeliciousKrabKakes |
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Author has written 11 stories for Danny Phantom, Kuroshitsuji, and Regular Show. I am Delicious Krab Kakes!! (and yes, that is misspelled on purpose) I like to write (no duh..), draw (horribly), read (nerd...), sing (opera?), and to play the keyboard and guitar (no comment there). I joined this site to read and write (OMG you rhymed, who are you, Doctor Seuss?). And if you are wondering who the jerk that talks in the parenthesis is, that is my alter-ego: Horrible Lobster Brownies. (Yo.) Real Name: Moose John VanDanderson :P Favorite Shows: Danny Phantom, South Park, Futurama, Sym-Bionic Titan, and The Office (just a few) Favorite Animes: Kuroshitsuji (aka Black Butler), Fruits Basket, Rosario Vampire, and Deathnote Favorite Movies: The Big Gay Musical, Friday the Thirteenth series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, the AmityVille Horror, Vampires Suck, and any movie that involves zombies whatsoever! :) Favorite Bands: Simple Plan, Three Days Grace, Green Day, The Fray, Caramell, Paramore, Evanescence, Red, Flyleaf, Black Veiled Brides, and Escape the Fate (again, just a few). 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 I like tacos. I like waffles. I like pizza. I like chocolate bubblegum. Oh yeah and I LIKE TO SING THE DOOM SONG! 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 Me: Muahaha! Danny: Okay, you've got me on your profile. What do you want? Me: SILENCE! Danny: I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED! Me: That's what my friend Collin says! :D Hey... Have you been following me? Danny: *facepalm* I'm your muse. Me: SO YOU HAVE BEEN! :D Danny: No. I hate you. Me: D: 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 DELICIOUSKRABKAKES' FIVE STEP METHOD OF CURING BOREDOM! :D 1) Tap your temples twice, then tap your cheekbones thrice, then tap your chin once with your left pinkie, tap both shoulders twice (at the same time!), tap your knees (both at the same time) once, tap your feet twice. 2) Stand up and spin in a clockwise circle three times. Then spin AGAIN counter-clockwise twice. 3) Stand on only your right leg for three seconds. Look over your left shoulder while doing this. 4) Stand correctly (on both legs) and reach your arms up as high as they'll go. Curl your hands into fists, then stretch them out-repeat this twice more. 5) Sit down for twenty seconds, blink excessively and see what happens. :3 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING HOMEWORK. They almost work none of the time! :D My brother pooped on it. It burned up because of my sheer awesomeness. It is in a parallel dimension, being done by elf servents. I might have it back in a million years. It was accidently packed into my soul while I did some cleaning in there. I washed it with the dishes last night. My unicorn turned it into a cookie. I ate the cookie. I tried but my brain exploded before I could finish. I left it in the year 4076. It came to life and ran away. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 I aspire to be a mutant frak of nature some day. Until then, I shall braid my antennae with two of my seven arms. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 DeliciousKrabKakes | |||||
1. Baby Wishes » reviewsDanny, Sam, Tucker, and Vlad have all made wishes. Desiree decides to combine them all in her usual flamboyant manner. But is this wish all that bad? Danny/Vlad Father/sonDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 2-11-13 - Danny F.2. Armageddon: The Not So Regular Apocalypse reviewsRated T for violence, blood, and all that jazz. Mordecai is woken at 4 am with a distressed call from his twin sister, Marie. She twists a tale of undead cadavers roaming the streets, spreading a pandemic across the globe. Stunned, Mordecai refuses to believe it. Let it be known that this would be a dreadful mistake.Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-13 - Mordecai & Rigby3. Murder Falls: The Tail of a Fallen Blue Jay reviewsRated for intense situations, mature language, and violence. Why does Mordecai always choose to work the park on Mother and Father's day? A simple question raises the dark tale of Mordecai's past from the crypts of Hell. Enter, if you will, into the story in which the past of a fallen Blue Jay in revealed. Welcome to Murder Falls.Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-13 - Mordecai4. Pretty Woman » reviewsFem!Danny It is said that "one cannot judge another until he climbs into his skin and walks around in it". Well, Danny's going to have to do a lot of climbing around in this fic! He's going to find out just what it's like to be a woman. PM me if you'd like to see any pairings! I don't own DP, or the quote from To Kill a Mockingbird. Rated T for paranoia and sexual themes...maybe.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-3-13 - Published: 1-27-13 - Danny F.5. Fledgling » reviewsVampires are bloody creatures. A small coven has decided on saving a young halfa from the cruel clutches of other cults. What will Danny think about being unwillingly turned into a blood-sucking demon of the night? For a friend WhatNooooI'mNotACONTRACTORDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 55,922 - Reviews: 375 - Updated: 1-27-13 - Published: 9-26-11 - Danny F. - Complete6. Little Boy Blue » reviewsCiel REALLY needs to be careful of what he eats, it may cause some unfortunate CONSEQUENCES... Full summary inside. SebaCiel Father/Son Challenge inside! Rated T for Ciel's potty mouth. Image not mine. Sucky title is sucky.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 12-14-12 - Published: 6-16-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M.7. Request for Jezebel reviewsJust what the title is... SebaCiel smut. Shota. SPOILER FOR THE END OF SEASON TWO! Demon!Ciel I need to go shower, now... -.-Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M.8. Delicious ChatRoom » reviewsI saw the idea on a lot of FanFiction, I AM MAKING A CHAT-ROOM! LOL! Don't knock till ya read it! XDDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-13-12 - Published: 7-30-11 - Danny F.9. No Thanks, I'm Stuffed reviewsIt's a Fenton Thanksgiving! Just a cute little one-shot based on Thanksgiving. Be careful what you eat around the Fenton household, because it might just want to eat you!Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-24-11 - Danny F.10. DKK's Hellish Halloween Horror reviewsHappy Halloween! :D Hope you had lots of CANDY! This is a really freaky story based off of the movie I watched: Drag me to Hell. I guess you can infer from that what this is about...Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-11 - Danny F.11. Not Pure reviewsThis is a really depressing story. If you read this, get some tissues. This is just a one-shot, wrote it just because I feel a lil' depressed tonight... : R&R plz!Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-7-11 - Danny F. - Complete
