NEWS: For those of you who know who I was, it's been a year since I confessed to being a troll, being a guy named James, and not actually being a preppy valley girl named Monica. I have already uploaded the remake of One Less Lonely Gurl. However, I wasn't able to end Plankton's Eye View on time. Perhaps I might be able to end PEV sometime next week.

MY WEBSITES:

MY DEVIANTART PROFILE (I go on here the most often): http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/

MY MAIN BLOG: http://trollseyeview.blogspot.com/

ORIGINAL ONE LESS LONELY GURL FULL REPOST: http://onelesslonelygurlfanfic.blogspot.com/

MY MST BLOG: http://lejimster.blogspot.com

THE (Not So) ORIGINAL TEXT IN THIS PROFILE. (Updated for the current times. Monica as an alter-ego already matured a bit. If you really want the original text, go to the about section of my main blog.)

Hi, I'm Monica. I'm 16 years old, and as you can see, I am, like, SO TOTALLY in love with JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! Ahh! Oh, and One Direction too.

I'm a Belieber and I love all things bright and beautiful. I don't really like rock music that much, but Seize the Day by Avenged Sevenfold isn't really so bad. I kinda like it. I think Zacky Vengeance is pretty cute. (I guess I have a thing for lefty guitarists.) I listened to The Forgotten by Green Day, too, and I actually like it. Yeah, I hated at first to learn that Green Day was going to be on the soundtrack to Breaking Dawn, but I think they did a pretty good job.

I'm five foot ten and, sadly, always taller than most guys I know, but the weird thing is that I've always had a thing for shorter guys, considering the fact that Justin Bieber is 5'7. Short guys are cute! I also hate wearing heels. Being so tall is a fucking curse. It's hard to get guys when you're this tall.

I love the color pink (especially Baby pink, because it is light, bright, and has a Justin Bieber song in the name!) and hate the color black most of the time.

I think Italian food is disgusting simply because I'm lactose-intolerant. I prefer Chinese food. I also love soda, especially Pepsi. My favorite chips are barbeque-flavored Pringles.

I read romance novels a lot also, and I love Twilight. When I get to college, I will take up a literature major and follow my dreams of becoming a writer.

In other words, I am a bona fide prep. So how do Tara Gilesbie and I share genomes, huh? Yeah, sure I used to write horribly, but I sure hope things would change now. Everyone deserves a second chance, right? We're pretty much polar opposites, except for the Twi-love part.

THE COLD HARD TRUTH.

Name's James, and don't wear it out. I'm 20 years old, and as you can see, I am, like, SO NOT TOTALLY in love with JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! Ahh! (My leg!) Okay, now that was just wrong. But the point is, I'm not really that crazy about Justin Bieber.

I'm a Bierliever (it's a Black Veil Brides thing) and I love all things dark yet beautiful, although I do love rainbows too because I support gay marriage. I love rock music, especially Green Day and Avenged Sevenfold. I love female metalheads as well! (Lacuna Coil, The Agonist, etc.)

I'm still four foot ten (yes I'm unfortunately very short for a dude for some reason) and alas shorter than Billie Joe Armstrong, one of the most talented singers/guitarists in the universe. I prefer physically fit, curvy women to stick-thin anorexics who think that they look good when they look like boughs from a dying tree. Really, really, tall women also intimidate me. I often wear elevator shoes to give me two more inches of height. Being so short is a fucking curse, but perhaps, being a dude, that's what will make me stand out among the rest. I just hope that, being a twenty-year-old, I will still get a chance to grow taller (which is highly unlikely). But if not, perhaps I'll just remember that Prince is a giant in the music industry despite being short just like me. And, who can forget the guys of AC/DC? Johnny Christ? Frank Iero?

I like the color hot pink, but I love the color black. My other favorite non-black colors are neon green, blood red, and violet.

My favorite food is lasagna (which is Italian food!), and I'm addicted to cheese. I'm definitely not lactose intolerant, and I would definitely pick a frappuccino over soda. Soda makes me lose my appetite. I also don't eat chips, those salty/sour/spicy/savory ones. I prefer chocolate chip cookies, Oreos, or pop tarts. One weird thing about me is that I don't like barbecue that much. I'm more of a sweet tooth when it comes to my junk food, but mostly, I eat vegetables and stay fit.

I hate romance novels unless they have a profound story to them that is beyond the cheesy serenades, clumsily-written purple prose, and wet dreams, and I think that the most interesting, compelling book ever written is The Catcher in the Rye, not to mention that it is also Billie Joe's favorite book. He has great taste. Also, I am currently majoring in architecture.

Oh, and the most boring, insipid book ever written is Twilight. Out of curiosity and because I thought the book had a nice cover, being someone who likes dark colors, I tried to read the first ten pages of the accursed tome with an apple on the cover and got lulled to sleep just on the first ten pages. Furthermore, I will never understand why girls would go crazy over a thick pile of misogynistic nonsense sugarcoated with superfluous purple prose. As far as I know, a vampire that watches you sleep should be in your fucking nightmares, not your fantasies.

In other words, I am a bona fide not-prep. I don't really label myself, but I have been considered emo, scene, nerd, punk, goth/goff, and metalhead all at the same time. I'm not sure if that's possible, though. Come to think about it, Monica's persona is really more chav-like than preppy. So maybe Tara and I do share genomes. We have a lot of things in common and I actually like the same stuff she likes, although I think wrist-slitting isn't really cool, and I really hate Twilight. When I'm down, what I would do is practice tattoo artistry by drawing stuff on my wrists using a pen (not a Sharpie because I heard that the stuff can poison one's blood) instead of slitting. I actually remember that Belieber who took things too far and slit her arm with the inscription 'JB I love'. So much for the notion that only 'goffik' people like Tara slit their wrists.

Generally, I don't really bother to fit in. It's in my nature to not conform to ridiculous trends and to bow down to the neon god known as pop culture. I live to pursue my passions and to inspire those who actually believe in me. That means you guys, the ones who flamed my horrible fanfic that I wrote as a challenge, which I will be remaking soon.

By the way, I'm keeping my old username for the lulz.