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Jose Philipe Mendola
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since: 11-29-02, id: 301705, Profile Updated: 07-07-09
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 19 stories for SkiFree, Star Fox, Pong, Ecco the Dolphin, Magic: The Gathering, Parodies and Spoofs, Grand Theft Auto, Song Fics, Calvin & Hobbes, and Tenchi Muyo.

Big deal. you found me. Here's the basics...

X-Box Gamertag: ZombieOnAcidd

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 165 lbs.

Blood Type: O+

Birthday: Sept 30, 1985

Age: 23

In Production: Nothing at the current time.

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

If you feel the need, contact me through AIM, as i love talking to the people that read my trash.

JaspaJay65

Quote of the month:

'I lost my virginity 3 times yesterday...'

Been there, done that!

Anime Boston 02'

Anime Boston 03'

Anime Boston 04'

Otakon 04'

Anime Boston 06'

Otakon 06'

Perhaps I'll make it to AX next year... until then, GERMANY

A Myspace page, not updated too often if EVER...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=134878619

Back to being one of them thar 'civilians'... i can almost ASSURE anyone reading this that it will not last long, as i've been separated from service only a few months and i am beginning to remember why i went in in the first place: BOREDOM and the handicap when picking up women... but really, BORED without the Air Force as a part of my life, so i'm looking into going back part-time.

Leisure activities include: Gaming, chatting online, writing, reading, History (WWII Mainly...) Listening to music, downloading an assortment of things (Hentai), Anime (Almost all of it to be honest...), Skiing, shooting sports, swimming, Movies are a must, and to top it off, cooking.

well, aside form the above, I'm a hopeless romantic, love the rain and i am always looking for ways to amuse people.

In regards to World Of Warcraft, I can be found all over the damn place, not really dedicating more time to one of my many characters than another... ask around if you think you're talking to an ego-manicial HACK of a writer playing for the Horde.

I enjoy a good lemon as much as the next man, but it's getting hard to find one. Got any favorites? Send em' to me, or their links.

Currently in production: Nothing... I'm in Germany for a few months.

There's no bigger Lost fan then myself, and, by the same token, no bigger nerd for the Show... if it;s beena special, or an hour long episode, or even a paragraph on teh intraweb that the creators MIGHT have written, i'm sure i've almosr memerised it... Want to talk Lost? PM me...

Anime I could not Live without (to exclude the 6 episode long Hentai titles):

Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Hellsing, Azumanga Diaoh, Dragonball, Bastard, Tenchi Muyo, FLCL

Anime this world would be better off without:

Inuyasha (Dragonball Z for girls), Dragonball Z

Favorite sites to visit:

www.kaiju.com

www.homestarrunner.com

www.maddox.xmission.com

www.jlist.com

www.eatsushi.com

Favorite gaming related sites:

www.blizzard.com for all of your Warcraft needs...

www.xbox.com (XBox Live name: ZombieOnAcidd )

www.battle.net For all of your Starcraft Needs.

www.worldofwarcraft.com For all of your OTHER Gaming needs.

Favorite Online Comics include:

www.vgcats.com

www.lfgcomic.com

www.3panelsoul.com

So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
And they just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid, nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shit"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
Yeah!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear " it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life

Hate my Life - Theory Of a Dead Man

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1. Happy Valentines Day Dominaria reviews
Valentines day has come to Dominaria. Love it, hate it, it's a holiday anyway. This gets a little sour, but enjoy anyway. Covering your favorite personalities. Nemetta to the Weatherlight crew and everyone in between. Enjoy. R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-07 - Complete
2. Tenchi Survivor » reviews
This picks up where my last one left off. This Fic is now COMPLETE! PLease R&R.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,902 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-14-06 - Published: 1-14-04 - Complete
3. Tenchi Survivor Bonus Material »
All the trailors and deleted stuff you never saw because you were too cheap to buy the DVD's! Enjoy! And as always, i LOVE the reviews.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,269 - Published: 3-23-05
4. Happy 4th of July Dominaria! reviews
Like the last big holiday, the 4to of July has setteled over dominaria. Read about how a plethora of characters celebrate the holiday, and the hilarity that ensures. R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-04
5. Liberty City Survivor reviews
Natural Selection, Has Come Home
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-16-04
6. COPS: Vice City » reviews
COPS in Vice City. Everythig they cant say or do. 4 of a few up. Please R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-6-04 - Published: 11-29-03
7. Dragons Of Magic V20 » reviews
Dragons of Magic redone. Less errors and guaranteed to be funnier than the origionals. FINAL CHAPTER UP! Please R&R Please
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-25-03 - Published: 5-29-03
8. Merry Christmas Dominaria reviews
Christmas, celebrated MAGIC style. Enjoy. Please R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-03
9. Trouble With Triads » reviews
A story about the ongoing war between Mafia and Triads. Chapter 3 now up. PLease R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-30-03 - Published: 8-23-03
10. Ecco's Revenge » reviews
ecco exacts his revenge on Jose because of a fic.... made for you who commented on it... hope you like it...
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-25-03 - Published: 5-19-03
11. Hamster Huey And The Gooey KAblooie:Final Chapter reviews
The final Chapter of Hamster Huey read to calvin. The cause of the question 'I wonder if the townsfolk will ever find his head...' R&R
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-11-03
12. Hentai Hotel reviews
Heartbreak hotel remade only the way jose could. WARNING! Hentai references made (duh...) R&R!
Song Fics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-03
13. Pained Vision
A short story about a wounded blind prophet, told only as Metallica can. Fic based on enter Sandman. Please, R&R.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Published: 8-3-03
14. Showdown At Ft Baxter Air Base reviews
A normal day at Fort BAxter Airbase. Filled with lots of shooting and blood, even wiseguy Tommy Vercetti makes an appearance... PLease R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-03
15. Leon The Lemming reviews
Leon teh Lemming gets assigned a job. Does it all go well for him? There was no better category to put this under... R&R please...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-17-03
16. Ecco The Dolphin: Final Memories reviews
Echo's final realizations on life. Not for the weak minded. R&R!
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-12-03
17. Star Fox: A Time Before » reviews
The Squad relives their time before and during the training. humiliation awaits. Falco, Slippy and now FOX covered. LAnguage and suggestive themes. R&R! Seriously? Is someone STILL friggin' READING this trash!
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-28-02 - Published: 12-10-02
18. PONG: The Split reviews
Bat One gets fed up with PONG. Read and find out what becomes of him. Please, R&R
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-15-02
19. I'm A Yetti Doodle Dandy reviews
The final chapter to A Tale Of Two Yetties. A down and dirty story of a yetti's mind. PLEASE, R&R.
SkiFree - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-02
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