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since: 11-30-02, id: 302422, Profile Updated: 07-22-09
country: United States
Author has written 17 stories for Legacy of Kain, Silent Hill, Grand Theft Auto, Code Lyoko, Shadow of the Colossus, One Piece, and Folklore.

UPDATE 07/23/09: Have begun outling a new story, should be done with first chapter in a while.

~Real name: Samuel M. Missimer

~Born:12/29/86

~Age: Early twenties

~About me: I'm a pretty normal guy, well as normal as someone who played a deranged madman with a nerf football on his foot in a short play me and my friend wrote. XP

Anyway, I'm actually quite smart, not a genius, but far more perceptive than most people my age and even when I was young I had a deeper look on things than others. Simply put, I'm crazy, in my own way :P.

~Hobbies: Reading, playing video games, watching movies and tv and writing a novel.

~Things I Hate: Stupid, sneery kids who think they can push others around. Certain religions that try to control every aspect of your life, also know, I'm not religious at all.

~Favorites games:

Legacy of Kain

Ico

Shadow of the Colossus

Devil May Cry (All except 2, that one sucks)

Grand Theft Auto

Shadow of Destiny

Hotel Dusk: Room 215

The Legend of Zelda

Metal Gear Solid

~Favorite Tv Shows and Movies:

One Piece

Case Closed

Devil May Cry: The Animated Series

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

Red Dwarf

Monty Python (Who doesn't? ;P)

Family Guy

Hellsing Ultimate

Transformers: The Movie

Transformers (2007)

And lots and lots of others XP

~Favorite book and manga series:

Case Closed

Fullmetal Alchemist

Hellsing

Rorouni Kenshin

Harry Potter

Dragonlance

Vampire Hunter D

~I'm planning on writing novels, I even have a banner name (or whatever you call it); Legends of the Universes.

Books I'm writing and hope to have published:

1st-Legend of the 13 keys: This has been through a development hell of sorts. I actually finished the rough draft a while back, but found that it was dreadfully lacking. Here's some hint of where it's at now:

Story has been given a steampunk-esqe angle, and the magic has been downplayed to give a more softcore Sci-Fi feel. Other changes include making the main character more like a teenager and less typical hero.

Current progress: Writing chapter 13; the rest of the plot is already figured out and simpy needs to be written.

2nd-Embracing the Dark: A dark angsty story about a boy whose life has been a living since he was a kid. Losing both of his parents in a terrible crash, and finding out he may not get to keep his inheiritence. With only a few friends, and constant bullying; the boy is pushed to the limits of tolerence. When the girl he loves rejects him, he's left with a desire to disappear. But when a strange shadow creature tells him of a world where his wish can come true, what will come of his decision?

Current progress: Just started writting, having some difficulties in nailing the teenage angst angle without being too melodramatic/fakey.

~Other ideas. NOTE- Some have actually been changed to comic books because of their more action heavy elements:

The Black Soul: Originally a story about a boy who learns he has the soul of a dark warlord residing within him, sealed within his bloodline a long time ago and must now find a way to undo this binding before he's overwhelmed.

Current progress: Still brainstorming the story. Presently I've decided I might go with a more lighthearted story about a spirit who has learned humility during the centuries of binding.

Dragumen Saga: A series in which Dragons rule over humans with their power to become a human/dragon hyrid. Nine slaves must uncover lost artifacts left behind by an extinct third race and bring help restore humanity to war where the remaining two races despise one another.

Current progress: Haven't really started yet. Have some characters named and figured out, but still have to work on the outline of the overall plot.

Rainwalker: A comic in which the world is plunged into chaos as an eternal rainstorm slowly drowns the planet. A mysterious man who seemingly can move as one with the perpetual rain takes on a Corporation that may be withholding the key to restoring the world.

Current progress: Nothing yet.

Pyschic comic (Still working on names; either "Pyschoes" or "Masterminds"): A series about a near dystopic future where the human mind has advanced to the point of emerging pyschic powers. Similiar to Heroes, the story follows various characters as they make their way throughout the world.

Current progress: Working out the mechanics of how the powers will work and so on.

~Favorite anime/manga pairings:

One Piece ~ Luffy and Nami, Usopp and Kaya (that's a no brainer)

Fullmetal Alchemist ~ Ed and Winry, Roy and Riza, Ling Yao and Ran

Case Closed ~ Jimmy and Rachel

~Current works:

From the Stars: A One Piece story.

A man crashes and is saved by the Straw Hats. Haunted by his past, can Luffy and the others save him?

Please don't let the OC angle fool you, this isn't the Mary Sue/Gary Stu bit where my character steals the spotlight like some OC fics tend to do.

Current Progress: Working on chapter 7.

Silent Hill 2: Restless Parody:

Deranged mockery of the popular game. Watch as James, now a pothead, stumbles aimlessly through the town to find the wife who he kil- er I mean died from complications.

Current progress: Working on chapter 4.

Shadow of the Colossus:

Novelization of the wonderful title.

Current Progress: Working on chapter 5.

Other projects; including:

A romance one-shot with Nami and Luffy

Another longer (meaning multi-part) again with a Nami/Luffy pairing

Possible rewrites/revisions of my older stories

Reviving my Vice Life Grand Theft Auto series.

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. :D

Hope you also take the time to read my stories. I always love a review, however brief. Just as long as I know that someone read it and liked it/didn't quite like it, whatever.

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1. Lacrimo
A one-shot I whipped up on the spot. Not the best, but I thought it was nice little insight into what Ellen might have thinking/feeling during the battle with the final boss. Spoilers if you haven't played/beaten the game. Please read and review.
Folklore - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Published: 11-11-09 - Ellen - Complete
2. Monster Mash » reviews
It's time for a Halloween party on a festival island, but what awaits the Straw Hats? It's a tale of Masks! Candy! And monsters! Chapter 5. Things get dangerous for the crew when two of their own are overcome by dark instincts! Please read and review.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 7-25-09
3. A tattered flag of lies reviews
Kaya can't sleep, so she decides to go for a walk. What follows is a little trip down memory lane as a certain boy haunts her waking dreams... A liar... A brave warrior... A very special friend... Please Read and Review.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - Kaya & Usopp - Complete
4. No beer, no money, no peaches reviews
What happens when certain Straw Hats run out of their favorite things? Complete. Total. Insanity. Please read & review. Any suggestions for improvements are welcome.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-11-09 - Complete
5. From the Stars » reviews
COMPETE. Luffy faces off with Rear-Adrimal Yoxiv. The curtain falls on the strange journey of a man from space. And a question once asked will finally be answered... Slight LuNa romance. Please Read and Review.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,073 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete
6. Luffy's greatest fear reviews
UPDATE: Did some editing. A LuNa one-shot in which Luffy has a nightmare after a terrible accident. What could scare the normally fearless boy so deeply? At his side is his navigator, ready to assure him that his fears are unfounded. Please Read & Review.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-1-08 - Luffy & Nami - Complete
7. The greatest foe reviews
Random one-shot inspired by the silly parodies seen here. The Straw Hats have faced some serious odds before. But nothing quite like this! Can they overcome this new threat? Or will they fail? Please read and review!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-08 - Complete
8. Silent Hill: Restless parody » reviews
James goes through my own crazy version of the popular game! It has been eons, but I hast finally resurfaced! Glory to me and the new chapter!
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 5-8-03
9. Shadow of the Colossus » reviews
My novelization of the story. It may not be the best, but I hope you all enjoy it! It's been a loooong time, but here's the 4th chapter!
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 12-7-05
10. Code: LYOKO The birth of Lyoko reviews
On a dark stormy night, an expirement takes place, but what could it be and why? This tale tells of what may have happened to Franz Hopper and what his connection to Lyoko really is.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-05 - Complete
11. Soul Reaver 2: Return of the Parody » reviews
Come on, come all, the final chapter is up, Raziel tracks down the Sarafan, and randomness ensues! Singing! Dancing! And maybe a few blattent ripoffs, enjoy!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 1-11-03 - Complete
12. Blood Omen 2: My way » reviews
UPDATED! The long awaited chapter 6, Kain enters the Sarafan Keep, much insanity pursues!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 1-25-03
13. The Blue vampire cafe and Karaoke club » reviews
Episode 8 is up! Insanity, weirdness and sporks abound! Come on in and enjoy a performace featuring the song from DMC 3 and many guest appearances.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 4-28-03
14. Vice Life season 1 » reviews
The Sequel to Vice City, Tommy has erected an empire and has had two sons. This is set 24 years after the game ends, so it is now 2010. Episode 1 up, Auntie Poulet gets what she deserves! Please R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-10-03 - Published: 7-3-03
15. Echoes of a dead love » reviews
Kain fends off some Sarafan, unaware that he is being watched by a stranger, someone he once knew, and killed a long time ago. I added a short page to explain why I made this fiction.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-30-03 - Published: 6-27-03 - Complete
16. Soul Reaver: The Special uber Collecters edition! » reviews
It's Enter the Block Puzzles, only with some new tweaks, come along and see the reimagined tale, starting with chap. 1! Please Read and Review!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,876 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-7-03 - Published: 12-1-02
17. Legacy of Kain: New Year's party » reviews
Kain and the gang throw a bash! Evertone is invited! pt.3 is up! Now it's complete
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-1-03 - Published: 12-30-02 - Complete
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