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Author has written 18 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Doctor Who, Phantom of the Opera, James Bond, Space Cases, and Red Dwarf. Here's some fanfiction. Like all fanfiction, it's crap, but I like to think it's a slightly higher quality of crap than most of the crap. You know, like good compost or something. Print it out and spread it on the garden if you want. http://telegramsam.deviantart.com | |||||||
1. Untitled reviewsFor the Red Dwarf Christmas fic exchange at Livejournal. Prompt was - "Which Rimmer is it in Back to Earth? Put your own theory into a fic, and include some Lister-Rimmer tension". For tawg.Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-09 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete2. Eavesdropping reviewsSuzee reads the minds of her crew mates at Cat's request and finds out a few things she wishes she hadn't. Livejournal community Rigelian Culture prompt fic-a-thon entrySpace Cases - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-09 - Complete3. The Wrath Bearing Tree reviewsWilson deals with the emotional consequences of his decisions, as filtered through the reactions of those around him. character studyHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete4. 007 Things That Never Happened to James Bond reviewsA collection of drabbles. Does what it says on the tin. Casino Royale based.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete5. Bitter reviewsHe left Rose behind.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-06 - Complete6. Cold reviews9th Doctor. Takes place before Rose. Incorporates some material from the novel Lungbarrow which is free to read on BBC's Doctor Who site, but not necessary to enjoy the story. Inspired by a viewing of The Dalek Invasion of EarthDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-05 - 9th Doctor & Susan F. - Complete7. The Phantom and His MarySue Space Adventures » reviewsWhat if Erik didn't die at the end of the novel? What if he wasn't completely human? What if someone who knows what he is found him? Will they ever find his true home? Parody of mary-sue fics if the title didn't tip you off.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,920 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 10-8-05 - Erik8. Book by Cover reviewsFormer Opera Ghosts don't make very good pets. Raoul is about to find out why.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-20-05 - Erik & Raoul - Complete9. Messengers reviewsThe ravens were said to carry the souls of the departed...House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-2-05 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete10. Ephemera reviewsOvergrown drabble. The Doctor muses on his usual choice of companions. Quote at beginning from Pyramids of Mars if anyone cares. Not really Doctorspecific though written with the 4th and 9th in mind moreso than the others. Pick your favorite, if you liDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-25-05 - Complete11. Topography reviewsWilson studies an ill House. Vaguely slashy, though I still aver that though they love each other it's a pure platonic love. That said, take it however it most pleases you.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-05 - Complete12. Houses Who Live in Glass Hospitals reviews...Shouldn't Throw Stones. Follows House through the infarction episode until his return to work, focusing mainly on his mostly deteriorating relationships with others. Who will stay with him and who leaves? note: I suppose this is a bit AU now.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-20-05 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete13. Carrot or Stick? reviewsWhy did Cuddy suddenly want House to resume clinic duty? Spoilers for the pilot.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-5-05 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete14. The Proper Care and Feeding of Young Ducklings reviewsChase and House interaction, as well as House's musings on how to raise his ducklings properly. Note: spoilers for CursedHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-2-05 - Complete15. Mercy » reviewsAU. Originally 3 stories, retooled from some of my earliest bits of fic. Harry Potter finds the strength to defeat Voldemort in an unlikely source, Lucius Malfoy has some stunning revelations, and Draco Malfoy finds a father. It's really quite cheesy.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-04 - Lucius M. & Harry P. - Complete16. You've No Manner of Luck at All, Mate » reviewsNorrington gets booted from the Navy for the loss of the Interceptor and Sparrow. This is by far NOT the end of his bad luck. COMPLETE note AU, written before DMCPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-26-04 - Complete17. Shifting Sands » reviewsSands doesn't die. So what's left for him, and what does it mean for his future? recently edited for style, grammar COMPLETEOnce Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-15-04 - Complete18. Red Sam reviewsSam doesn't know what he's gotten into. This story takes place in the PotC universe but it's mostly OCs. I have it on several accounts that it's a good pirate tale though, so read it!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-04 - Complete
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