| newdog14 |
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Author has written 6 stories for Sly Cooper, Young Justice, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Xiaolin Showdown. Look me up on tumblr and DA as newdog14 I went through an earthquake today! 8/23/2011 Hobbies: writing, reading, dreaming, ignoring reality, being negative. Fav Quotes: I reject your reality and substitute my own. -Adam Savage A positive attitude won't solve all your problems, but it will annoy those around you enough to make it worth while. -Mark Twain Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. -Mark Twain Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -Albert Einstein Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. -Buddha A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. -Mark Twain It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln Fav things: Homestuck, water, the color blue, yin yang, music, the number 13, magic and anything else science says is impossible. Fav books: Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Maximum Ride, Witch and Wizard, Alex Rider, The Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson, The Heros of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd, 39 Clues, Monster High, The Twilight Saga, Vampirates, Gone, Trackers, Beastly, To Kill a Mockingbird. Fav movies: The Dark Knight, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, The A-team, Harry Potter, Alpha and Omega, Beer for my Horses, Avatar, Fast and the Furious 1,2,&5, Indiana Jones, The Chronicles of Narnia, Blonde and Blonder, Season of the Witch, Gunless. Fav shows: Xiaolin Showdown, Spider-Man, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Docter Who, Jekyll, Yin Yang Yo, Shelock, Bones, Lie to Me, Human Target, Burn Notice, Young Justice. Fav Animes: Ouran High School Host Club, Meru Puri, Soul Eater. Fav music: Skrillex, Deadmau5, Three Days Grace, Fallout Boy, Breaking Benjamin, R.E.M., Mika, The Hoosiers, Toby Keith, Talor Swift, The Band Perry, Reba, Keith Urban, Miranda Lambert, Lady Antebellum, Little Big Town, Carrie Underwood, Rascle Flats, Brooks & Dunn, Garth Brooks, Suger Land, Billy Currington, Brad Paisley, Craig Morgan, David Nail, Jimmy Buffett, Kelly Pickler, Love and Theft, Martina McBride, Mitchel Musso, Zac Brown band, The Birthday Massacre, Skillet, Phil Collins, Arcade Fire. Fav Games: Wizard101, Sly 1-3, The legend of Spyro, Spyro Eternal Night, Spyro Dawn of the Dragons, InFAMOUS, Rabidds. And now some advice: If you want to be all fangirly for your favorite couple, knock yourself out, BUT when you start being a fangirl for a couple you actually know, especially when it doesn't exist, go see a shrink. Seriously it's creepy. How do I know? My friends are starting to come up with ships for our school, and (unfortunetly) I'm half of one. So basicly, keep the shiping to imagenary characters and celebraties not your classmates. I now have an account on fictionprees.com, if you like the stories I wrote here, you may want to check it out. My pen names the same, enjoy. If you like my stories, well that's great. And if you don't thats ok. However if you don't like a story I would apreciate it if, instead of telling me you hate it, and that I'm an awfull writer, or that one of my characters is a Mary-Sue, I would like you to tell me why you hate it, why I'm an awfull writer, or why one of my charaters is a Mary-Sue. I'll always appreciate constructive critisism, and I'll fix what I can, but you have to remember, before I can fix anything, you have to tell me what's wrong. If you want to stop reading now, you can. Everything else on my profile is just copy and paste, or just random stuff I think is funny You'll never believe what I've just found out. Apparently, a woman was going through airport security with a cupcake. Airpost officials confiscated said cupcake because it's vannila-bourbon icing could be a "security threat". How? Well apparently icing is a "gel-like subtance" that "conforms to the shape of it's container". Funny how the world works these days, don't you think? Could't resist, sorry YOUR BOY SIDE [x]you wear hoodies [x] you wear jeans (who doesn't?) [x] dogs are better then cats (I'll admit, this may come as a bit of a surprise if you've read my stories 'Second Chance' and 'The Kitty Cronicals') [x] it's hilarious when people get hurt [x] you've played with/against boys on a team (only girl in the class that would play ultimate football instead of walking the track) [ ] shopping is torture [x] sad movies suck [ ] you own an XBOX [x] you own a Wii [x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid(my brother's idea) [ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter [x] you own a DS, PS2 or Sega [x] you used to be/ is obsessed with Power Rangers (I was six, get over it) [x] you watch/watched early morning cartoons (I only stopped 'cause I don't like to get up early) [x] you watch sports on TV (only when I'm really bored or want something from my Dad) [x] you go to your dad for advice [ ] you have played sport at a state level [x] you used to/do collect collector trading cards (39 clues!) [ ] you have worn baggy sweatpants [x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors [x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think [ ] sports are fun [x] you talk with food in your mouth (not at formal stuff, and you normally can't tell) [x] you sleep at night with your socks on [x] you have fished at least once (caught a 5 puond catfish when I was 9, we ate it with shrimp) TOTAL= 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE [x] you love to shop [ ] you wear eyeliner (I always think I'll jab my eye out putting it on) [x] you wear the color pink [ ] you go to your mom for advice [x] you consider cheerleading a sport [ ] you hate wearing the color black [ ] you like going to town [ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures [x] you like wearing jewelry (I have a habit of grabbing my necklace when I'm nervous) [ ] you cried watching The Notebook (never seen it actually) [ ] skirts are a part of your wardrobe [ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies [ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars (It was AWESOME!) [x] you are/were in gymnastics(It's funny 'cause I got the idea from my brother) [x] it takes you around a half an hour to shower (Once it was over two) [ ] you smile a lot more than you should [x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes [x] sometimes you care about what you look like [ ] you like wearing dresses sometimes [ ] you like wearing body spray [ ] you wear high heel shoes [x] you used to play with dolls as a kid (technicly I'm still a kid) [ ] you have put makeup on others [ ] you like being the star of almost everything (hell no) [ ] you love shoe shopping (Hate it with a firery passion) [ ] pink is one of your favorite colors Total=10 20 to 10, I figured as much. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when we get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's true. The voices actually do talk to me. I'm serious. Even worse, I talk back!) Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23) When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum. You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean. You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny. You say Pitbull, I say Paisley. You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore. 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this to your profile. Stop being a idiot and start listening to real music!!! COUNTRY God bless Country. Murader's Code of Conduct 1. All Slytherins are disgusting and all should be hated with a passion. 2. Pranking is a necessity. 3. Must have the ability to keep a secret. 4. Making a move on Lily Evans is forbidden unless you are Prongs. 5. Must have a cool nickname. 6. Respect the fears and challenges for fellow Marauders. 7. Teachers are fun to mess with, do it at least once a week. 8. Stick up for fellow Marauders. 9. Do not refer to Moony’s furry little problem as “his time of the month”. 10. Marauders first, everything else, second. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to! The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, and so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not. Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon! If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. ºø„ºø„„øº„øº If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, LazyShadowNin, bluebookbutterfly, Mille55, Drakefan077,newdog14 IMPORTANT NOTICE I am one of the many (there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or I Am Obsessed with Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot (Fred), comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its up rise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better... If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, cheesecake15, Gryffindor.girl.for.life, Drakefan077, newdog14 If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile. For Hogwarts: - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I will not make any jokes about Lupin's and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda - I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife - I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy! - So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret Favorite Fred and George Quotes "People, let's try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do... The fact remains he can move faster then Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to." 'Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –' 'Merry Christmas!' 'Now, we'll go upstairs really quietly,' said Fred, 'and wait for Mum to call us for breakfast. Then Ron, you come bounding downstairs going, 'Mum, look who turned up in the night!' and she'll be all pleased to see Harry and no one need ever know we flew the car.' Don't be thick,' said Fred. 'It'll take your head off.' 'This is all your fault,' George said angrily to Wood. '"Get the Snitch or die trying" – what a stupid thing to tell him!' Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, 'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …' 'We've been hearing explosions out of their room for ages, but we never thought they were actually making things,' said Ginny, 'we thought they just liked the noise.' 'Anyone can speak Troll,' said Fred dismissively, 'all you have to do is point and grunt.' … It is my very great pleasure to inform your that the Triwizard Tournament will be taking place at Hogwarts this year.' 'Git,' said Fred idly. No, "E",' George corrected her [Hermione, '"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always though Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.' 'Well, now –' said George. 'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley –Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes,’ he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!' I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (not as much as i use to be though)who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers,PercabethFan49, bluebookbutterfly, Babie-cakes, Drakefan077,newdog14 Random crap that seems funny!! Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?! I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. I wanted to send you something AWESOME... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... When you call us IDIOTS we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE IS MY CEILING!? We are the people our parents warned us about! If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer? Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. If you hear voices of the Maximum Ride characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile! FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If your still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile Put this on your page 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. (the other day this kid had a book I wanted and I did this really fangirly squel, so my teacher looks over and says 'What's wrong?' and I tell her 'Nothing, except he has the that book and I don't') If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with the Harry Potter series, copy and paste this into you profile! If you think JK Rowling became a ruthless murderer in The Deathly Hallows copy and paste this into your profile! (even though she is awesome...) If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile! If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste. If your left hand is on your face or your legs are crossed copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen UP the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (It happened three times actually, stupid stairs) If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (Where I live, everyone's insane) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories copy and paste this into your profile. My fav Docter Who Quotes Doctor: Its a big ball of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey stuff. The Doctor: I like that, "Allons-y". I should say allons-y more often. Look sharp Rose Tyler, allons-y! And then it would be really brilliant if I met someone called Alonso, 'cause then I could say allons-y Alonso every time... [beat] you're staring at me. The Doctor: Have you seen? There are these things! I mean space rhino things! Rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big rhino things with guns on the moon! I only came in for my bunions, look! All fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely. I said to my wife, I said, 'I'd recommend this place to anyone', But then we end up on the moon! And did I mention the rhinos!! Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship? Rose: I want her to say "we are not amused." I bet you five quid I can make her say it. The Doctor: Well... among other things, I think I invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. D'you know, they'd never even seen a banana before; always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good. Captain Jack: "I'm Captain Jack Harkness and who might you be?" The Doctor: Am I ... ginger? The Doctor: Hermits United. We meet up every ten years and swap stories about caves. It's good fun... For a hermit. Martha: "Do you have to pass a test to fly this thing?" Shakespeare: 761390! Vanish like a tinker's cuss! I say to thee... Martha Jones: So, magic and stuff? It's a surprise, it's all a bit Harry Potter. The Doctor: No, no, no way, Reinette Poisson? Later Madame D'Etoiles, later still mistress of Louis XV, uncrowned Queen of France? Actress, artist, musician, dancer, courtesan. Fantastic gardener! The Doctor: "Oh, excuse me, that is not time travel, it's I've got a sports car and you've got a space hopper!" The Doctor: Don't worry Reinette, just a nightmare. Everyone had nightmares... even monsters. Sycorax Leader: Blood control is just one form of conquest. I could summon the armada and take this world by force! The Doctor: Oh! I know what it's like. It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like. Come on! Martha: 'You're completely mad! 92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. put this I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home because the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Rest In Peace, my old friend. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!) If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh at them. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile! I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on. If you can't convince them, confuse them. DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you! We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!." Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons make orange juice and stand back and watch as the world wonders how you did it. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Your misery=My joy. The question should never be why. It should always be why not. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.' 'Don't get mad; get sadistic.' 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?' Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.' 'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!' Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.' 'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' 'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.' 'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?' 'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?' 'Define normal.' A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Coincedence? I think not! What happens if you put 'this side up' face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? I cherish the day I can go to a Chinese Restuarant and actualy be able to eat my food. The rest goes on the floor T_T It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If your ONE TRUE LOVE is a fictional character, copy this into your profile. If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile If You Live In America, you post this Why America has some Issues 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Got a problem with me? Solve it Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe Can't stand me? Sit down Can't face me? Turn around Love me? Great Hate me? Even better Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me Don't like my style? Don't like yours Don't know me? Don't judge me Think you know me? You have NO idea! I'm me. Hate it? Get over it Got a problem with me? Solve it. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL You may call it being a smart-aleck, I call it explaining why you're an idiot. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy (Jasper Cullen...sigh), OokamiRyuX (don’t wanna say) Crowfeather's Girl (Edward Cullen from Twilight, of course!) AkumuKitty9797(Dark Link from Legend of Zelda and Edward Cullen from Twilight!!), HiddenMusic(Sora from Kingdomg Hearts:D) Zefri012: Leaf (heroine of Pokemon fire red/leaf green. Oh come on! She's too adorable!), Defiatos X-Natsumi from Keroro gunso (crosses finger and hopes Giroro doen't try to kill me), ej8012 (Nico di Angelo, lol and Red X from Teen titans (Guess I have a thing for dark peoples)), AnnleaDaughterofZeus,(Nico Di Angelo), Flockgirl (Nico di Angelo 'Percy Jackson', Gaara 'Naruto', Toushiro Hitsugaya 'Bleach', Fang "Maximum Ride', Zero 'Vampire knight', The Twins and Kyouya 'Ouran high school host club', Otani 'Lovely Complex') I'm Hopeless! FutureNovelist887(Percy Jackson himself.) Di Angelo Grace, strangerthingshavhappened, (Fang from MR, and Percy Jackson from PJO, newdog14 (Rory MBAV, Fletcher A.N.T. Farm, Ian 39clues, Anubis Kane Cronicals, Fang Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl) I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile. | |||||||||
1. Welcome to Whitechapel » reviewsKatie moves. A lot. So when she comes to Whitechapel, she isn't too impressed. But then something happens that will change her life forever, and it definitely isn't an improvement. Can she set things right before it's to late? Or will she die trying?My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-23-12 - Published: 8-12-11 - Rory K. - Complete2. A Thousand Lessons » reviewsLin Zhang is a fallen Xiaolin Warrior. And her master, Chase, has sent her on a mission to back stab our favorite monks. Things get complicated for her when she grows attached to them, especially Raimundo. Post season three, so beware of spoilers.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-12 - Raimundo & Chase3. Just a bit of randomnes » reviewsChap.1-Immpossible puzzles: Basicly Robin trolling. Chap.2-Hobbits: The team has a movie night, and this is what happens. All chapters are based off stuff my friends have said or done.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-3-11 - Published: 11-5-11 - Richard G./Nightwing & Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete4. Because somebody had to do it reviewsIt is what the title says, it just had to be done.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-9-11 - Dinah L./Black Canary & Bruce W./Batman - Complete5. Second Chance » reviewsSomeone is robbing the country blind. Taking everything, and than vanishing without a trace. The only clue as to who this thief is are the roses that are always left behind at the scene of the crime. Robin/OC, Conner/Megan, Artemis/Wally.Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-27-11 - Published: 8-3-11 - Richard G./Nightwing6. Sylvia Cooper and the Time Machine » reviewsSylvia Cooper has lead a normal life, until she stumbles upon her parents greatest secret, that her father and his annsestors are really world renound thieves! But when she and her freinds get thrown back in time, will she finally understand the secrecy?Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 7-27-11 - Sly C. & Carmelita F.