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| Nyghtvision |
Author has written 13 stories for Ronin Warriors, Artemis Fowl, Gundam Wing/AC, Song of the Lioness, Spirited Away, and Big Bang Theory. Nyghtvision is no longer active. She can be found on livejournal, apparently writing for Big Bang Theory (who knew?) but not as Nyghtvision. Take the best kind of Python and the best snake from Good Omens and you'll get there eventually. She would like you to know that she cannot be held responsible for the things she wrote when she was 13. (i.e., most of this content) And now, as an older and wiser woman, who is legally allowed to drink and vote and possess firearms and drive, sometimes all at once, she finds them embarrassing and silly and would take them down in a heartbeat. But people are still reading them. So hell: at least they're reading. So she is going to leave them up because she loved them once. She loves you still. And wants you to be happy, and go outside more, and get excited about science. Will you do that? Please? | |||||||
1. Yours The Earth and All That's In It reviewsSheldon loses the Nobel. Penny makes pie. The season ends. The world ends. They fix it. They ruin it. Then they find each other. And it all makes sense in the end. This is the first part: the rest is on lj. I have loved you all very much.Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-09 - Sheldon C. & Penny - Complete2. The Holly Wreath reviewsNyghtvision respectfully Presents, for your Holiday Amusement, Part the First of a Holiday Story, chronicling, among Other Things, tales of a certain Holly Short and her father.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-25-05 - Holly S.3. Lord of the Armors » reviewsLike 'Lord of the Rings' Like humor, sock puppets, and the Ancient One? Step this way, children, for a hilarious, beautifully written parodyactionadventure. Note: No sock puppets or elves were harmed in the making of this fic.Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 5-20-044. Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files » reviewsJust what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 420 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 1-19-035. Idiot Savant reviewsWritten in response to AbigailNicole's "Idiot Savant" challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? ParodyArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 4-19-046. The Knights of Tortall and the Holy Grail » reviewsThe Tortallan crew get divine guidance and a quest to seek the Holy Grail, with striking resemblance to a plot stolen from Monty Python. Lite Fluff - No Calories!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-7-03 - Published: 5-27-037. Everything I Need to Know About Life » reviewsEverything I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Spirited Away Print this out. Carry it close to your heart. You'll need it the next time you go into a bath-house. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit 's needsSpirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 8-11-03 - Published: 6-23-038. The Lost Art of Wandering from Room to Room » reviewsWhat happens when the entire cast of Ronin Warriors lives together in one house...? You had to ask. How about Badamon as a house pet? Chaos. What else? Go ahead. Review. You know you want to.Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-20-03 - Published: 3-21-039. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Tamora Pierce reviewsGuaranteed to have more chickens per paragraph than any other Tamora Pierce fic. Main characters from her books answer the Age Old Question. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit 's needsSong of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-24-0310. Tsukai Junshin reviewsHumor. Suspense. Action. Adventure. Drama. Fantasy. Science Fiction. Gundam Wing is all of these. This fic will try to be like the show - defying all quick description. History is an endless waltz. Life is an armadillo.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-0311. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Fowl Style reviewsOld fluff, somewhat embarassingly silly. Freaky random tripe, actually. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit 's needsArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 1-9-0312. A Delirious Fanfic of Staggering Insight reviewsLike many other fics, four 'ordinary teenagers' get catapulted into the Ronin Universe. DON'T RUN AWAY! This fic is... well, delirious. Written by Caspian Nyghtvision and Rowen the Narrator, it has to be read to be believed... Rated "Quip" for flyswattersRonin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-0213. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Ronin Style! reviewsFor those who seek the truth... why DID the chicken cross the road? And what do the Ronins and Co. have to say about it? No actual chickens were harmed in the making of this masterpiece. Undergoing revision to suit 's adapting needsRonin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-2-02
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