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Kiki Cabou
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since: 12-16-00, id: 30396, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
Author has written 36 stories for X-Files, Samurai Jack, X-Men: Evolution, Sandman, Last Samurai, Harry Potter, Love Actually, Numb3rs, Ironman, and Mission: Impossible.

To begin:

"You will excuse me, I am sure. ... I nearly fell into the error of supposing that your occupation was type-writing. Of course, it is obvious that it is music. You observe the spatulate finger-ends, Watson, which is common to both professions? There is a spirituality about the face, however" - she gently turned it towards the light - "which the typewriter does not generate. This lady is a musician."

"Yes, Mr. Holmes, I teach music."

- from "The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist," the fourth story in The Return of Sherlock Holmes, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

My life is still one big happy blur: full-time teacher of many subjects, my instrument among them, and full-time struggling musician, slowly gathering up the courage to chase down big dreams. We'll see what happens.

And then there's the writing. I've been at it in some form or another since 1995, and I can't seem to stop. Behold the results: the ever-growing collection of brain droppings below. Please do review (if you're so inclined) and enjoy.

- Kiki

PS: I get Alerts. Review Alerts are responded to quickly and compulsively. The rest of the Alerts ... um, not so much. For example, I laugh (affectionately) at all the yo-yos who put completed stories of mine on Story Alert, as though more words will magically appear simply through their misguided force of will. But I would like to say a big "muchas gracias" here to all the folks who didn't/don't review but still put me on some type of Favorite List (Author, Story, etc.). Thanks for your support, everyone. :-)

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1. Burial at Sea reviews
A death at the Stark mansion leaves Pepper grieving, but not alone. Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete
2. Nose Bomb reviews
Just a little fill-in drabble. Near the end of MI3, an IMF doctor examines Ethan Hunt upon his final return from Shanghai.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete
3. She's a Machine » reviews
Pepper Potts is no hero. Seriously, ask anybody. Well, except Tony Stark. And I guess Jim Rhodes, too. Yeah, don’t ask those guys. Movieverse. Smidge of TS/PP.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,723 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-9-08 - Complete
4. When Words Fail reviews
Don rushes to Charlie's rescue at Amita's house and saves the day. Kind of.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-8-08 - Don E. & Charlie E. - Complete
5. A Moment Alone reviews
Don gets interrupted during a private moment. This literary multi-vitamin contains 100 percent daily value each of nudity, profanity, and stupidity.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-23-08 - Don E. - Complete
6. Can't Help It reviews
Donnie learns something at school and surprises his mother.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-1-08 - Don E. - Complete
7. Canta y No Llores » reviews
Two months after the Janus List disaster, the unthinkable happens. The team soldiers on, straight into a case that pushes everyone to their limit. Started off canon, ended up AU, and tied for the win - Gen/Case-Related - at the 2008 Numb3rs Awards.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,632 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete
8. C is for Chuck reviews
A possible explanation of why Charlie dislikes that nickname. Tied for the win, Humor/Fluff category, at the 2008 Numb3rs Awards.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
9. The Space Between » reviews
This has probably been done about a gazillion times, but here is my take on what we didn't see in Hot Shot, starting right after the last time we see Don at 355 Parker Street.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete
10. Colors » reviews
Everybody’s favorite ‘grumpy bugger’ discovers the value and the cost of doing the right thing. Takes place about a year after the events of “Love Actually.” A Harry and Karen story.
Love Actually - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-18-06 - Complete
11. Eggs in My Lap » reviews
Hedwig is expecting. Expect the unexpected. :D Takes place during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 9-8-06 - Harry P. - Complete
12. Ikinuku » reviews
An accident tosses Jack into the chaos of a developing empire. Bewildered and engulfed in the forward thrust of conquest, the samurai discovers new peoples, old friends, and something wildly evil at the center of it all.
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,493 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 11-14-03 - Complete
13. Fizz » reviews
Harry has issues. Fortunately, he also has friends. A Sixth Year story. Major spoilers for OOTP, GOF. This story is now COMPLETE. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,711 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 3-11-05 - Harry P. - Complete
14. A Magic Beyond » reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,285 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 12-1-04 - Harry P. - Complete
15. The Run Up: A Christmas Triptych » reviews
Three tiny tales of Christmas at number 12 Grimmauld Place, with a craaaaazy personal challenge thrown in for interest. For more information, see the intro. Set during OOTP. It's completed! The final chapter is here! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-9-04 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete
16. Window Seat reviews
Post OOTP. Harry takes a moment to reflect on the events of summer during the train ride to Hogwarts. A sequel, of sorts, to Rescue Me. One-shot. Enjoy! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-14-04 - Harry P. - Complete
17. Rescue Me » reviews
Set directly after OOTP. Harry begins yet another miserable summer of being overworked and bullied by the Dursleys. But one fateful afternoon, Dudley goes too far. Rated PG-13 for violence. Sad beginning, squirmy middle, happy ending. Complete! :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 8-16-04 - Harry P. - Complete
18. Turnips reviews
A vignette from the film The Last Samurai. Enjoy. :D
Last Samurai - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-1-04 - Complete
19. The Guest Room reviews
Death tells a story. Set after "The Wake."
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-04 - Complete
20. Project: Wagner » reviews
More Kurt than you can shake a stick at! This now completed collection centers around everyone's favorite fuzzy dude, who is a most entertaining work in progress.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,357 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 2-5-04 - Published: 5-25-03 - Complete
21. Kül » reviews
High School Craziness-O-Rama. Jean learns what worries Scott. Kitty learns how NOT to be a cheerleader. And Kurt learns what it truly means to be cool. Fairly Kurtty. Definitely Jott. Completed! :D
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-30-03 - Published: 11-14-03 - Complete
22. I Am Death reviews
Some random thoughts of Professor Xavier, set at the end of Ascension, part 1
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-03 - Complete
23. Mystique's Mistake » reviews
Did you ever wonder why Mystique changed her outfit (and overall look) between the first and second seasons of Evo? Because she was shanghaied by the crew of “What Not To Wear,” of course!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-2-03
24. Kitty's Violin reviews
A story about loss and gain, friendship and love, holding things in, and letting things out.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-03 - Complete
25. Kazuo and the Water Demon reviews
Post-Ep for Aku's Fairy Tales. Aku leaves the kids all alone in the convention center, and the rain comes pouring down outside. Enter the Samurai.
Samurai Jack - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-10-02 - Complete
26. Jack Goes Commando reviews
Inspired by YT, I've written a brief crossover. Superheroes, a race car driver, an Elvis wannabe, and a hunky guy in leggings are all along for the ride. Enjoy. :
Samurai Jack - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-02 - Complete
27. Sometimes In Hat: The Ballad of Samurai Jack reviews
A minstrel makes up a song and pays for it. Dearly. But don't be blue, 'cause hope springs eternal in the end. ;D
Samurai Jack - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-02 - Complete
28. The Village At The End Of The Earth » reviews
Jack gets some help when he really needs it, and then he nobly repays the favor. The epilogue is here! It's complete! :D
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-22-02 - Published: 9-28-02 - Complete
29. Thrill Switch » reviews
Scully's in a tie. Doggett's in a skirt. Reyes is wearing a suit, and Mulder is wearing some big-ass heels. Has everyone at the Bureau lost their minds? No, it's just sensitivity training at the FBI --- Role Reversal Day.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,684 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 9-29-02 - Published: 9-4-02 - Complete
30. The Secret of Life reviews
Mulder and Doggett get smashed. Funny stories and male bonding ensue. Features Worried!Scully and EquallyWorried!Reyes.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-18-02 - Complete
31. OH! JOHN! YEEESSS! reviews
The summary would be longer than the story.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-6-02 - Complete
32. Mrs Robinson and Me reviews
This story featuring Mulder, Scully, Doggett, and Reyes has bad dancing, worse singing, and an act of accidental lesbianism. You have been warned.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-31-02 - Complete
33. Officer Krupke reviews
On a stakeout, Reyes finally talks to Doggett about what happened to his wife.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-24-02 - Complete
34. Stinky reviews
Reyes helps Doggett get cleaned up after the events of "John Doe."
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-02 - Complete
35. Tell Me Why reviews
Jimmy of the Lone Gunmen writes a letter to someone after the events of "Jump the Shark."
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-22-02 - Complete
36. Counted Thought reviews
This is a brief addendum to "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas." Yes, I know it's March. I'm just a late poster.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-02 - Complete
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