|Mr Bellatrix Lestrange|
Author has written 61 stories for Harry Potter.
You say foul loathsome evil little cockroach like its a bad thing.
I'm Adam, I'm terrible at "about me"s, and I like Harry Potter :) I like cheesy jokes, puns, facts and I find it hard to be upset. Autumn is by far the best season, "orchestrated" the best word, and long walks on the beach are far, far too cliche for anyone.
Did you know that bookkeeper is the only word in the English language that has three consecutive double letters? Now you do.
Also, bad spelling has no correlation whatsoever to intelligence.
What did the lawyer say to the lawyer? We're both lawyers!
Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? Because it was too/two tired! XDD Ah, homophones are great.
What eleven letter word is commonly spelled incorrectly? PM me the answer to that, or if you can't figure it out without the help of Google.
My favorite pairings are SnapexLily, ScorpiusxRose, RemusxSirius and HarryxDraco (mainstream much?)
My OTP is JamesxLily.
But you don't care much for all that now do you? What are you doing, now that you're done grinning like an idiot at my profile. Go read some more fanfiction! Sheesh.
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