| Mr Bellatrix Lestrange |
Author has written 61 stories for Harry Potter. You say foul loathsome evil little cockroach like its a bad thing. I'm Adam, I'm terrible at "about me"s, and I like Harry Potter :) I like cheesy jokes, puns, facts and I find it hard to be upset. Autumn is by far the best season, "orchestrated" the best word, and long walks on the beach are far, far too cliche for anyone. Did you know that bookkeeper is the only word in the English language that has three consecutive double letters? Now you do. Also, bad spelling has no correlation whatsoever to intelligence. What did the lawyer say to the lawyer? We're both lawyers! Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? Because it was too/two tired! XDD Ah, homophones are great. What eleven letter word is commonly spelled incorrectly? PM me the answer to that, or if you can't figure it out without the help of Google. My favorite pairings are SnapexLily, ScorpiusxRose, RemusxSirius and HarryxDraco (mainstream much?) My OTP is JamesxLily. But you don't care much for all that now do you? What are you doing, now that you're done grinning like an idiot at my profile. Go read some more fanfiction! Sheesh. | |||||||
1. Every Rose Has Its Thorns » reviewsScorpius has trouble telling Rose he loves her, so gives her a single rose. When she rejects him, he vows to discover her favourite flower, in order to win her heart. Multiple chapter composed of drabbles, A-Z.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 8-27-12 - Published: 3-25-12 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.2. They Call This Throbbing Love reviews"A casual beat being skipped was not a problem. The pitter-patter when he had made Remus laugh was nothing. But this... throbbing; this was the kind of throb that hurt with the intensity it produced." One-sided puppy love.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-12-12 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete3. The Idiot's Lantern reviews"She looked like he imagined she might have when she was a little girl - her hair flying behind her and her dress flowing around her like they were wading in an ocean of grass. And all the fireflies were little, bitty fishes, and they were catching them because it was fun and that was all the excuse they needed."Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-12 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete4. Biggest, Baddest Death Eater reviewsLucius is the biggest, baddest Death Eater around - and he deserves Penelope, with her blood so clean. After all, finder's keepers. Right? Freeverse poem for M&MWP.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-12 - Lucius M. & Penelope C. - Complete5. Tying the Knot reviews"You know," Lily said with an air of smugness, as James attempted the challenge once more. "I was told that if a boy couldn't tie a cherry stem in his mouth, it meant that he was a bad kisser." Lily and James decide to tie the knot - in more ways than just one.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-3-12 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete6. Favourite Leather Jacket reviews"Well if I'm a natural stud muffin, that makes my best girl a natural twat muffin." James discovers that some girls might not wish to be called that, and Lily discovers that James looks amazing in Sirius's favourite leather jacket. Drabble for MissingMommy.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-27-12 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete7. Caterpillars Transform Too reviewsHappiness is something that can't be made, but instead stems from a person's actions. And all Ginny really wanted in life was to be happy. HermionexGinny femmslash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-26-12 - Ginny W. & Hermione G. - Complete8. Shattered Fairytales reviewsJames forbids Lily to see Severus. And they have the worst disagreement they will -ever- have.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-25-12 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete9. Borderline reviews"They call you borderline, because they say that you're stuck on a border. You only see things one way or another, and you've never had the ability to see "gray." Your life exists only in colours of black and white, and you can only be black. And you can only be white. " Sirius's POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-12-12 - Sirius B. - Complete10. Buckbeak reviewsHarry forces Draco to make civil with Buckbeak after the War. Drarry drabble, including lots of fluffiness.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-10-12 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete11. As Simple as Vacuuming reviews'"Oi! What in the bloody hell is that?" Sirius yelped, gingerly getting to his feet and as far away from the vacuum as possible.' Simple Marauders drabble, with a hint of beloved RemusxSirius slash. For the Word Count Drabble Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-3-12 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete12. Five Times Severus Almost Told Lily He Loved Her » reviewsWhat's worse? Saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing and wishing you had? Unfortunately Severus got the chance to experience both.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 4-17-12 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.13. On Washing Your Best Friend reviewsLily finds an adorable black dog on her front porch, and just wants to give it a bath. James, however, sees the dog for what it really is. His best friend. Fluffy.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-31-12 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete14. And Pretty Lilies Didn't Fall in Love with Snakes reviews"Because what if he never got the chance?" A Severus and Lily freeverse poem about how he wishes he can stop the lying.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-20-12 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete15. The Sorting Hat's Confession reviews"To be honest," said the Sorting Hat in his ear thoughtfully, "I had a long debate with myself on whether she was a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor." James is in Dumbledore's office and asks the Sorting Hat about himself and about Lily. Simple drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-5-12 - James P. & Sorting Hat - Complete16. Until the End reviews"I promise you Lily Marie Potter. I will stay by your side until the very end." JamesxLily.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-16-12 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete17. Blades of Grass reviews"They really ought to be doing homework, but James was happy that Lily could admit some things were more important than top marks. Like spending time with the best beau in the world, of course." James and Lily romance on the lawn of Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-7-12 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete18. Fitting reviewsDraco and Harry, as a couple, have always been fitting. Which was the most beautiful thing about them.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-5-12 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete19. Swan Song reviewsDraco's thoughts in the moments before he is saved during the Fiendfyre rampage in the Room of Hidden Things.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-2-12 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete20. How to Kiss Rose Weasley reviews"Before you kiss Rose Weasley, you might want to look at her, and consider." Scorpius/Rose. As the title tells it. Feedback is greatly appreciated.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-30-12 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete21. What Azkaban Taught reviews"Azkaban had taught him flamboyancy too. Be unreasonable, and loud, and dress like a member of the Weird Sisters. Be the outcast that no one can afford to be, just because you can."Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-29-12 - Scabior - Complete22. Can't We Be? reviewsA Scorpius and Rose drabble poem. Can't we be?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-23-12 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete23. Suddenly We're Dancing reviews"It's swirling, and moving, and feeling no rhythm, yet needing no beat." Free verse RemusxSirius poem.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-12 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete24. A Weasley Sweater reviewsDraco and Ginny spend their first Christmas together, and Draco gets a very unexpected gift. A Draco/Ginny fluff drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-14-11 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete25. Cliché reviews"For the longest time we were the couple that no one wanted to be around. We were the cliche- the kind of love that people only ever read in books- Romeo and Romeo, and he was whispering the sweetest words in my ear." Scorpius/Albus, Scorpius/Rose.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-25-11 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete26. Enchanted reviewsA Hermione/Draco one-shot based around the story "Enchanted," by Taylor Swift. A very abstract concept; you've been warned.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-11-11 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete27. So You'd Know reviewsTeddy Lupin goes to his parents grave and just talks. No pairing. He decides to let them know just what they missed.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-28-11 - Teddy L. - Complete28. Homework reviewsHermione forgot her homework in the Dungeons. Hermione/Pansy with warnings inside. Extreme adult content, femmslash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-26-11 - Hermione G. & Pansy P. - Complete29. Albus' Crush reviewsBoyish behavior on the parts of Scorpius, Louie and Albus. Albus has a crush and Louie finds out it hits a little close to home. Warning for incest- only the thought of kind.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-24-11 - Albus S. P. - Complete30. Score reviewsThe Rose-sided reaction, when she comes out to Ron and Hermione that she is dating the infamous Scorpius Malfoy. RosexScore.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-20-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete31. Rose reviewsScorpius comes clean about his relationship to his parents. Rose/Scorp.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-19-11 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete32. Narcissism reviewsWritten for the "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall" Challenge. Harry/Draco and Draco/Draco with the aid of our all time favorite potion- polyjuice! Warnings for spoiler . It's rated M for a reason.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete33. HunnyBunny and Floppy Coats reviewsA Tonks/Remus drabble about picking nicknames and why that went down how it did. Pure sugar.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-11-11 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete34. A Falling Plan reviewsNot rape. Not consent. Another one of those. Draco/Harry in the seventh floor corridor. Let's hope all goes as planned.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete35. Mommy reviewsSix-year-old Sirius is afraid that Walburga is dead, because she's just frozen in that picture perfection. Written for the I Love You Mommy Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-9-11 - Sirius B. & Walburga B. - Complete36. Herbology and Potions reviewsWhat do people think of when the hear the name 'Neville Longbottom' As opposed to 'Draco Malfoy'Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-11 - Neville L. & Draco M. - Complete37. In the Office with a Powerful Blonde reviewsAn Arthur/Lucius PWP that takes place in Weasley's office. On Perkins desk.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-5-11 - Arthur W. & Lucius M. - Complete38. Life Moves On reviewsDraco is a little less than something after the war, and breaks up with Pansy for it. For the Break Up Competition.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-5-11 - Draco M. & Pansy P. - Complete39. A Wilting Flower reviewsBellatrix finally gets Voldemort to give in. Bellatrix/Voldemort pairing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-29-11 - Bellatrix L. & Voldemort - Complete40. Prosper reviewsA young Gabrielle Delacour suffers from Wizards Tourettes and Fleur decides not to give in and help her little sister.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-11 - Gabrielle D. & Fleur D. - Complete41. Honor reviewsMad Eye tries NOT to think about Albus Dumbledore after his death, and not about how it's affected him.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-11 - Alastor M. & Albus D. - Complete42. Marionette reviewsIn which Draco see's the world through eyes affected with Synaesthesia Disorder, which includes 7 short Draco/Pansy drabbles corresponding to the colors of the rainbow.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-11 - Draco M. & Pansy P. - Complete43. Standards reviewsAn non-consensual but liking it all the way Druna fic. Draco just had to lower his standards to make himself feel better.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-11 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete44. The Act of Not Acting reviewsLupin felt a need to avert his own eyes. "Oh." He repeated. "You knew." She was a very smart girl... how could she not? The signs were all there, just no one looked. Remus/Sirius with a questing Hermione/Ron.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-11 - Remus L. & Hermione G. - Complete45. When It Rains reviewsAstoria hated the rain.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-16-11 - Astoria G. - Complete46. Man Against Nature reviewsRodolphus considers himself to be a man against nature. Poetic and fragment-laden.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-16-11 - Rodolphus L. & Bellatrix L. - Complete47. Forge and Gred reviewsLight little drabble about Fred musing on George...Or is it George musing on Fred? Fluffy. Like cotton candy. Incecstual thoughts. Read if you must.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-11 - Complete48. Gum reviewsHarry is broken up after Sirius' death, and Luna always finds a way to help those in need.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-11 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete49. Letting Go reviewsA Cygnus and Narcissa drabble about a fathers ability to let go.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-7-11 - Cygnus B. & Narcissa M. - Complete50. First Time reviewsTom meets his match for the first time. Riddle/Hand. And some fawning over the 'pretty Malfoy boys' :DHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-7-11 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete51. Books reviewsWe all know about 'too much of a good thing'. Some Charlie/Books and Charlie/Hermione.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-11 - Charlie W. & Hermione G. - Complete52. The Addict's Withdrawal reviewsWe've all been addicted to something before. Warning for cutting.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-11 - Regulus B. - Complete53. Need reviewsDraco is homesick and Luna provides little comfort. For the Random Pairing Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-11 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete54. Hide and Seek reviewsDraco ponders his reasons and perceptions.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-29-11 - Blaise Z. & Draco M. - Complete55. The Woes of the Heartbroken reviewsA heartbroken Lav-Lav after the break-up. Simple little drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-11 - Lavender B. - Complete56. Turn of Events reviewsMaybe Seamus drank some Felix Felicis, because he DEFINITELY got lucky. Seamus/FleurHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-11 - Seamus F. & Fleur D. - Complete57. Hold Me reviewsDraco knows his safe base is in Harry's arms. Stimulate Your Senses Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete58. Don't Speak reviewsDraco finally becomes a man. Written for the Stop and Start Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-16-11 - Draco M. & Astoria G. - Complete59. Control reviewsBellatrix holds the control against all others. WARNING: Knife play ensues.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-11 - Bellatrix L. & Narcissa M. - Complete60. Crazy reviewsA Hermione/Ginny drabble about how Ginny thinks she may be going crazy.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-11 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete61. Musings: One Way reviewsDraco might love his father, but it's a one way street he's walking.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-11 - Complete