For story readers, of ALL stories/categories - I write when I am inspired to, and I will not be setting a 'will-update-by' date, or a 'will-update-if-I-get-so-many-reviews' limit. I will update when I have a quality chapter for you to read. Be patient - I'm a high school student with grades to keep up, sports, extracurricular stuff, and family with health problems, and so many other things. And it's always nice to be able to spend time with those things called friends. I have a LIFE besides FF.net, which is purely for fun. Please keep that in mind when waiting on an update. Thanks! ;D Also important to note - as mentioned below, I have ADHD. This has to do with the number of stories I have in progress at once. See, I get bored working on thing for months at a time, s I like to jump around, work on what I feel like at the time. If a story hasn't been updated in a while, it's because I just haven't felt like writing that story yet... I don't and can't force my writing. It takes loads longer than writing when I feel like it, and the little bit that I manage to write is horribly lower quality other what I post. I write for FUN, and write for myself. I will not write simply for the followers and get into a position where it's not fn anymore. Reviews are ALWAYS loved, though, and they do motivate! :D

And now, prepare for information overload! 8D 8D 8D 8D

Other Accounts.. well, some of them, anyway:

I AM: a girl, a coppery-red-blonde hair color that started out bleach blonde as a baby, have hazel almond-shaped eyes that change colors, VERY pale (I can't tan even if I wanted to, I turn tomato red then fade back), I am primarily Irish and German (..last name is German, from Dad's family - awkward/interesting fact: my great-something grandfathers fought against each other in WWII), with strong Cajun influence, as well as Scottish/British, plus some other, no doubt, I have freckles scattered across my face, I'm extremely skinny even though I'm a bottomless pit around food (I've yet to break a 100 lbs... EDIT: 101.1 about halfway through April, lol... Finally, at almost 15...), I'm like 5 foot 5 or 6, not really sure, but taller than an uncle, both grandmas, same height as Aunt/mom and am expected to/hoping to gain a few more inche. (If I grow into my feet, I'd be quite tall... And my brother is 6' 2" so who knows?), from Texas (what's up, y'all?), I'm majorlyADHD (once I had a Mountain Dew on a LOW level of hyper-ness, and I literally didn't sleep a single minute all night. I was up well after dawn.. I think Mom was too. She didn't find it as amusing, though.), OCD, a perfectionist, HIGHLY sarcastic, a bookworm, a Ravenclaw if Hogwarts existed (with high Gryffindor and some Slytherin traits), a straight-A student who learns quickly but hates studying, highly rebellious, an athlete, a writer, slightly (I told you I was sarcastic, didn't I?) music-crazy, a girl who HATES rules/being told what to do with a passion, among other things!

I LOVE: Pretrichor (the smell of rain on dry ground), storms/lightning/thunder/standing out in the middle of it, weather, books, the smell of a new book (f#$% nooks/etc, seriously!), foxes (fave animal, soon followed by wolves, tigers, and horses), animals, Avril Lavigne, plus a bunch of other things, too many to list.

I HATE: Justin Bieber! I can't stand him, he's seriously unintelligient. And I'm not one to judge without knowing somebody - quite the opposite - but really, he doesn't speak that intelligiently, he walks around with his pants hanging off his ass (which he posted in all it's glory (not) on twitter), was caught smoking weed, *reportedly* cheated on his grilfriend, stared at the Victoria's Secret model without an ounce of tact while performing, and how many times has he walked into a glass wall - i'll give him the glass part - because he's playing with his hair and not watching where he's going? UGGGH. I also despise bullies, liars & cheaters, abusive people, Chris Brown, stereotypes, discrimination, and again many other things.

Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes! (NOTE: In my case, half-bolded means sort of/unsure of something.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I dont have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

ALSO, I talk... A LOT. I'm the Louis Tomlinson of my friends, according to them (NO, I am not a rabidly crazy One Direction fan, excuse the reference... Apparently he's the only person crazy enough to compare me to.) Never shut up, really. Also a bit crazy (Luna Lovegood is AWESOME), (see told you, ADD - hey look, a butterfly!), random, and carrots are awesome! XD I applaud you if you made it this far, considering I wrote it alllllllll on a sugar high and it's probably as lengthy as all of my stories crammed together, right now.