*Holoforms/Characters Are At The Bottom Of The Page!*

Gender: Hmmm (Checks) Yup, Female!

State: Alabama...no I am not a redneck. I am anything but...

Age: 15 (December 30 is the birthdate!)

I'm a sophomore in high school

Colors: Yellow, black, dark purple, bright red, orange, silver, and blue

Name: Michaela

Music: Memphis May Fire, Linkin Park, Asking Alexandria, Crown The Empire, You Me At Six, Motionless in White, Pierce The Veil, Bring Me The Horizon, Tonight Alive, Black Veil Brides, We Came As Romans, All Time Low, Green Day, Blessthefall, Panic! At the Disco, Falling In Reverse, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, Lights, Suicide Silence, Cherri Bomb, Eminem, Christina Perri, etc.

Rest In Peace Mitch Lucker 11/1/12. Gone but not forgotten. 'The Dead are Living'

Movies: All 3 Transformers, Pirates of the Caribbean Series, Zombieland, Dark Shadows, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Warm Bodies, The Avengers, Iron Man 12&3, Thor, Captain America: The First Avenger, The Incredible Hulk (2008), All Harry Potter, All Paranormal Activity, The Haunting in Conneticut, Madea movies, The Amazing Spiderman, Hancock, 21 Jump Street, Due Date, Ted, Magic Mike, The Hunger Games, Twilight Saga

5 Favorite Transformers: Bumblebee, Jazz, Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe.

Books: Harry Potter, The Fallen Series (Lauren Kate), Warm Bodies, Twilight Saga, Transformers Novels, Delirium series, The Host, Mortal Instruments Series, Divergent, etc.

Games: (Xbox only) All Halo, Fallout 3&New Vegas, Left 4 Dead 1&2, Sims 3, Final Fantasy XIII, Assassin's Creed series, Skate series, Oblivion, Gears of War, Mass Effect.

Find Me Elsewhere:

Twitter (Follow me!)

https://twitter.com/MemphisMayKaela

DeviantArt

http://autobotbee117.deviantart.com/

Instagram (Follow Please?)

I_sailed_the_7_seas

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1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Michaela

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Micizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Yellow Wolf (Like the rapper?) (No...)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Jade Steiner

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Smimimos

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Red Monster

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Iijoomy

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Moseley (it's actually her maiden name. She doesn't have a middle name.)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Blossom (Sounds Kinda Depressing...)

10. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):

Chimeala-X

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

On baby stroller: “Remove child before folding.” (*Sigh* If I must …)

On a brass fishing lure with a three pronged hook on the end: “Harmful if swallowed.” (I wonder who got to test that out?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

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*All Holoforms/Pictures of Characters for your visual amusement*

Makkenna:

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Ariana_Grande/371635/Ariana_Grande_Picture.jpg

Bumblebee:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2n2vV1cc1qeasd1.jpg

Jazz:

http://hypetrak.com/images/2011/01/Trey-Songz.jpg

Optimus Prime:

http://static.tumblr.com/89ec3906bd461b5b74fbfdd70282c138/ut6wryq/2Xjmfnfep/tumblr_static_christian-bale.jpg

Sideswipe:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sOrzu1mFPZI/TjDdD6geilI/AAAAAAAACX8/A_glW4aqXvs/s1600/c6.jpg

Sunstreaker:

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17100000/Chord-Overstreet-glee-17151686-1171-1222.jpg

Jade:

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17400000/Rosalie-Hale-rosalie-cullen-17457765-500-500.jpg