Havoc's-Tears
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since: 07-05-11, id: 3047673, Profile Updated: 08-19-12
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Hai Guys!!! My name is Tamara but you can call me Havoc and I am a anime and manga junkie! I have an obsession with reading also. I'm real down to earth and spend alot of time creating my own twisted, deranged fantasy! I love this site and all the amazingly epic talented writers here. I hope to become a writer one day, it is a dream of mine. I also want to put my own stories own here but I am not confident with them yet to do so. They need a bit more fixing up and tweaking before I am satisfied. I'm thinking about doing a Saiyuki fic with some of my OC's involved. Now on to a little bit more about me.

I consider myself kind of unusual. I don't follow what everyone else does. My mind roams in hella different places and doesn't stop at any destination for too long. I get tired of people stereotyping me. Just because I was quiet in school doesn't mean I'm a freaking genius. I don't know the answer to the question anymore than you do so please stop asking me. I actually can be super crazy and wild when I feel like it. Just because I'm African American doesn't mean I shouldn't like anime or that I should listen to only Lil Wayne. I listen to all sorts of music whether it's rock, pop, rap, J-Rock, J-Pop, or anything else for that matter. My favorite band is Within Temptation. Many people I know are like who the hell is that? It figures I guess. I like being a little different and I am proud of it. Oh yea I forgot to say that I also have mad love for Linkin Park. Yea they may have changed their style a little bit but who doesn't? Eventually if there is no evolution, change or growth it will get boring. In my opinion I think they are very versatile. I still love them and think they are badass.

I'm not really girly and somewhat of a tomboy. I don't like wearing bright clothes and dresses for that matter. I hate when my Mom and sis try to have me be all girly, It just isn't me. (Prom was one of the worst nights of my life) I'm comfortable in my gray sweats, black tank, and black flip flops. The way I dress drives my sister crazy and I love it lol. I also have a soft spot for combat boots and weird necklaces.

I have a problem with constantly dreaming up fantasies if I am bored lol. I get to stuck in my own thoughts sometimes lol. My main dream is to be a writer so I guess I'm always am thinking of a story in my head. I have also thought about trying to go into animation as well. I also have a tendency to say pretty random crap too lol. I love anything weird and completely bizzare. Well long story short I'm just a girl living a pretty normal life with too much weird shit in her head but I love it.

I jacked this from Bijuui9 who jacked it from Fire Redhead. I dunno why but I enjoy answering these lol (like people actually read these long ass profiles anyway lol)

Your real name: Tamara

Age: 18, Update: now 19! (thats a real ugly boring number... sigh)

Height: 4'11, yes, I am hella short! I mean could I at least hit 5 feet!

Eye color: Brown

Skin color: Light Brown

Glasses/contacts?: Glasses, I nearly died trying contacts, those damn things just don't mesh with me. That was one of my worst days ever! I told that damn doctor that I didn't want to try them and was fine with my glasses!!

Piercings: No, but I am hoping to get my right eyebrow pierced soon

Tattoos: Not at the moment but I really want one. I actually want about four I just need to conquer my fear of pain.

Braces: Not at the moment but I had them from March "02" to May "04". I also had a whole bunch of other stupid teeth related shit like an expander, retainer, and even a freakin head gear. At least I only had to wear the head gear at home. Boy, that was miserable but my teeth were fucked up. Lets just say that from when I was 9 to 11 that was my awkward period. (lol)

Other distinctive markings: None, unless you count the tiny mole on my right foot or my spider bite mark from May "09" (That is still on my right thigh!! Damn, I'm glad it didn't poison me or anything.)

FAVORITE

Color: Black, Purple and Green

Band: Within Temptation, Linkin Park, Evanescence, L'ArcEnCiel, Do As Infinity, Nightwish, Daughtry, 30 Seconds to Mars and The Script. I like many more solo artists, for example I am in love and obsessed with Adam Lambert. (I am listening to him right now!)

Video game: The Legend of Zelda (my favorites are Ocarina, Twilight Princess), Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Bros Brawl, The Sims (1 and 2), Mario games and the Jak games

Movie: Too Many

Book: Harry Potter, Chronicles of Faerie, The Saga of Darren Shan (Cirque Du Freak), The Saga of Larten Crepsley, A Song of Fire and Ice, Hunger Games, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde and tons of Manga

Food: Spaghetti

Game on a cell phone: Chuzzle, Hotel Dash and Fruit Ninja

CD: Does my whole iPod count XD

Flower: Tiger Lily

Scent: Not sure

Animal: Wolves, Polar Bears, Dragons, Owls, Pandas, oh and phoenixes!

Comic book: Saiyuki, hey, it doesn't say that it has to be an American comic book

Cereal: Honey Nut Cheerios and Fruity Pebbles

Website: FanFiction, Youtube, MangaReader, MangaFox, Various Wiki's, The Sims 2( I chill/lurk at the BBS), and Garden of Shadows

Cartoon: Avatar the Last Airbender, SpongeBob Squarepants, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien and Alien Force, Codename: Kids Next Door. and a whole bunch of old school classic cartoons (A lot of cartoons these days have dropped down in quality. A lot of them are all shitty and crappy. What happened to all the epic cartoons that they used to have in the 90's/ early 2000's and even older than that.)

DO YOU

Have a job?: No, but I have to get one soon

Have a cell phone?: Yes, I have an iPhone 3

Like to play sports?: Naw, I was horrible in P.E

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Nope, I live in the U.S

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No, we have 4 though

Have any special talents/skills?: People say that I draw good

Exercise daily?: Not at the moment since I don't have dance anymore but I plan to start again soon. I don't want to turn into an out of shape pig.

Like school?: What the fuck kind of question is this. Hell to tha naw. I freaking despise school! I had dreams of burning that place to the ground. I would never do it though. I may be a little weird but I am not that weird to actually do it.

DO YOU PREFER?

Fruit/vegetables: Fruit

Black/white: Black

Lights on/lights off: Lights on, I just have to make sure that I turn them off if I am not in the room or else i get yelled at

TV/movie: Movie, a lot of TV is shit nowadays

Body spray/lotion: Neither

Cash/check: Umm cash I guess

Headache/stomach ache: Can there be a neither option

Paint/charcoal: Paint

Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese

Summer/winter: I love Summer so much!! Its so warm, beautiful and peaceful. Summer just has a special vibe thats different from the other seasons.

Snow/rain: Rain, It doesn't snow where I live.

Fog/misty: Misty, since fog scares the shit out of me.

Rock/rap: Rock

Meat/vegetarian: Meat

Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla baby!!!!!

Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles

Cake/pie: Cake, pie is fucking nasty!! I don't eat that shit!

Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries, lots and lots of strawberries!

Ocean/swimming pool: Ocean since I can't swim. I really want and need to learn how though.

Cookies/muffins: I am obsessed with Cookies. It's an addiction! Seriously, I have it bad lol.

Wallet/pocket: Pocket, the funny thing is that I don't even own a wallet at the moment.

Window/door: Windows since I love a lot of light in the room. I also love looking out of them.

Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Charles Chaplin

Pink/purple: Purple, I don't like Pink

Cat/dog: I have a thing for Huskies so I am going to have to say Dogs even though I love cats too.

Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeves

Pants/shorts: Pants

Winter break/spring break: Winter break, besides Summer It's my favorite time of the year!! I love Christmas!

Spring/autumn: Spring

Clouds/clear sky: Clear Sky

Moon/mars: Moon

Questions/Answers: Questions I guess

War/Peace: I'm all for Peace. I understand that we need war but it always saddens me with all the bloodshed and war torn families it creates.

MISCELLANEOUS

What is your favourite genre of music?: All kinds really just look at my iPod. I don't listen to really shitty crap though.

What time is it now?: 1:31 AM

Are you hungry right now?: Nope

What are you doing right now?: Answering these questions while listening to Adam Lambert's "Better Than I Know Myself"

Do you like parades?: Sometimes, It just depends on my mood. I rather watch it than be in it though.

Do you like the moon?: Yes of course!

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Don't know

If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Hmmm don't know I will come back to this

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Funny?: A little bit, I get told that I am funny a lot

Cool?: Ughh probably not I am a weirdo XD

Pretty?: Yea, I guess. (in a non conceited way) I mean I don't look like a monkey's ass if that is what you are asking.

Sarcastic?: At times, I can also be somewhat direct and very blunt.

Lazy?: Only when It comes doing yard work or dishes. I also like to sleep a lot, is that considered lazy? When it comes down to school though I am incredibly lazy XD

Hyper?: OH SHIT YES!! I AM HYPER MOST OF THE TIME UNLESS I AM REALLY SLEEPY. CAN'T YOU TELL JUST HOW HYPER I AM BY MY ANNOYING USE OF ALL CAPS!!

Friendly?: Yea, maybe a bit too much sometimes. I do have a tendency to be very blunt though about what I am feeling. XP

Evil?: I admit that I do have a kind of evil, morbid imagination!! (muahahahahahahahahhahahaha)

Unforgettable?: I don't think so, I am kind of an odd ball and I am hella spacey and random lol

Strong?: Not really physically but I am mentally strong! (huzzah!!)

Talented?: Maybe a little

Dorky?: No

My Favorite Animes/Manga (Not in any particular order but Saiyuki is #1)

Saiyuki Words can not express how much I love Saiyuki!!

D.N Angel

Tenchi Muyo

Kuroshitsuji

Gintama

Darker than Black

Full Metal Alchemist

Rurouni Kenshin

xxxHolic

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle

Vampire Doll: Guilt Na Zan( Damn I really want more than 6 volumes!!!! =( This was too funny and epic! I was constantly LMAO. Oh and Vincent= LOVE!

Devil & Devil

Kuroshitsuji

Claymore

Yu Yu Hakusho

Bleach

Blood

Card Captor Sakura

Sailor Moon

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Naruto

Death Note

Love Hina

Chobits

Know any good anime or manga?? Recommend me please if you do! I already have Hellsing, Gintama, and Ouran High School Host Club on my to read list. Ouran didn't really look like my type of read but I keep hearing it's good so I am going to give it a try. I just don't know when I'm going to get to them because between still reading Kuroshitsuji and my favorite fics my time isn't racking up like I want it to be. Oh yea I forgot that I'm still reading that damn Book of Dreams by O.R Melling. It's good and the last of the series but the part I'm on is really dragging and I don't really care for Dana. Oh man, too much to read with too little time.

Favorite Books ( No order)

Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling

The Hunger Games Series by Suzanne Collins

The Demonata, Cirque Du Freak and The Saga of Larten Crepsley series by Darren Shan

The Chronicles of Faerie series by O.R Melling ( My favorite one was the Summer King and what can I say I love having twists that make me say WTF!!! I wasn't expecting that!!)

The Host by Stephanie Meyer (Way better than the dreaded Twilight in my opinion ;-)

Life As We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer

The Giver by Lois Lowry

A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R Martin

Anything Related to Greek Mythology

Sula by Toni Morrison

The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison

Do you know any good books that aren't manga??? If so recommend me please!!

To be continued...

Favorite Games

The Legend of Zelda- I love all of them but my faves are Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess. I am currently in the process of playing Majora's Mask for the first time though it's a very slow process. I'm also very excited about Skyward Sword.

The Jak and Daxter Series- I freaking love everything about this series well except for the the last game that came after Jak 3 (I'm not talking about the racing one, I'm talking about the flying one). This series was extremely epic, action packed, filled with wonderful characters, had a beautiful and interesting world and a deep intriguing storyline to back all of it up. I loved this series I dunno about the last game though I just couldn't get into it. It didn't really fit in my opinion.

Kingdom Hearts Series- Who doesn't like Kingdom Hearts? I'm still in the process of playing this too but I love everthing so far.

The Super Mario Brothers series- Again, how can you not like the Mario games, they are extremely fun. I love Luigi.

Super Smash Brothers Brawl- What can I say I love Ike and Marth kicking eveyone's ass. Those two are the characters I play the most. Brawl is so much fun and a good way to get rid of stress. I love having so many of my favorite characters in one game. Also the Subspace Emissary was pretty badass. I still haven't unlocked Wolf yet, I really need to do that!!

Star Fox Series- The Star Fox games are pretty good. My favorite was Star Fox Adventures, that game was beyond beautiful. The world of Dinosaur Planet/Sauria was really mesmerizing. Everything was so intriguing plus it gave you a WTF twist at the end. I loved Tricky too even though he was a tad annoying. He was almost as annoying as Navi. I still loved him though =)

Computer Games

The Sims series (Once a Sims junkie always a Sims junkie. I favor the Sims 2 over 3 and Sims 1 is pure classic.)

Plants vs. Zombies (DIE you brain crazy Zombies!!! Feel the wrath of my badass plant army!! I literally could play this for hours and I have done so before.)

Diner Dash Games (So what they are the same concept every single game!! They are just too damn addicting!!!)

My Favorite Shippings and Pairings (Anime/manga, Books and cartoons are all in one list since I don't feel like separating them lolz.)

Link x Midna (L.O.Z Twilight Princess)

Link x Ghirahim (L.O.Z Skyward Sword)

Ghirahim x Fi (L.O.Z Skyward Sword, this one is "sometimes" for me since I don't really like Fi too much but I'll put it here anyway. Ughh, I hate her "roboticness", lol. I'm sorry but none of Link's "sidekicks" will ever live up to the badassery that is Midna. I'm sorry Navi, Tatl, Fi, and anyone else who I am leaving out. No..just no. If I find a good enough interesting fic then this ship has a little chance with me.)

Yubel x Judai/Jaden/Haou (Y.G.O GX, yea... Asuka and Johan...GTFO. This is a relationship that should never be broken. This is truly one of my absolute favorite ships. Don't steal Yubel's man haha lol)

Judai x Haou (Y.G.O GX, another "sometimes" pairing. Hmmm I don't know sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. Selfshipping is kind of odd to me sometimes. It boggles me little mind lol. This one is just like Link x Dark Link. I really dunno. I think it really depends on the ficlet when it comes down to selfshipping. They do have some really nice fanart though. So lovely, little lovelies.

Kenshin x Tomoe (Rurouni K.)

Sanosuke x Megumi (Rurouni K.)

Lily x Snape (Harry Potter )

Harry x Luna (Harry Potter)

Harry x Draco (Harry Potter)

Ron x Hermione (Harry Potter)

Naruto x Hinata (Naruto)

Shikamaru x Temari (Naruto)

Ryoko x Tenchi (Tenchi Muyo)

Shittenou x Senshi (Sailor Moon)

Haruka x Michiru (Sailor Moon)

Hei x Misaki (D.T.B)

Saya x Haji (Blood Plus)

Saya x Solomon (Blood Plus, WARNING SLIGHT SPOILER. Oh why, oh why did you die, Solomon. I love you and Saya together even more than her and Haji. If only you could have been together. Le sigh... I always have my overactive imagination. Imagination, I demand you create a headcanon for these two!! )

Seto x Kisara (Y.G.O, *sniffle, sniffle* Get me some tissues! One of the best ships ever.

Marik x Bakura (Y.G.O, now all of you can blame Little Kuriboh for having me fall in love with this pairing lol. Before I watched the Abridged series I didn't even ship them but now after watching so much of Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged, they are just too adorable and I just have to ship them XD)

Sword x Ios (Devil & Devil)

Inuyasha x Kikyo (Inuyasha)

Miroku x Sango (Inuyasha)

Kouga x Kagome (Inuyasha)

Izayoi x Inutaisho (Inuyasha)

Dark x Riku (D.N Angel)

Daisuke x Riku (D.N Angel)

Renji x Rukia (Bleach)

Ulquiorra x Orihime (Bleach, yes laugh if you want but you can put me in the category of those people who want Ulquiorra back! )

Chase x Master Monk Guan (Xiaolin Showdown)

Zuko x Katara (A.T.L.A even now I still adore Zutara, sorry Maiko!!!)

Toph x Aang (A.T.L.A)

Toph x Zuko (A.T.L.A, why am I just now realizing how adorable Toko is! It's so cute.)

Toph x Sokka (A.T.L.A)

Sokka x Suki (A.T.L.A)

Gwen x Kevin (Ben 10)

Spike x Buffy (B.T.V.S, Damn, I need them to end up together eventually in the comics! Grrr I mean REALLY! DX It's killing me! I freakin love Spuffy! I love all my ships but this one is really one of my faves.)

Dean x Castiel (Supernatural)

Sookie x Eric (True Blood, Bill I'm sorry but you need the true death! haha)

Sam x Tara (True Blood)

My OC's

Who is Havoc Zayre???????

Havoc, If that is even really his name is a character I created. He is a triplet along with his brothers Azrael and Zero. He is quite something. He is moody, sarcastic, antagonistic, mental, cruel and takes pleasure in others misery. He couldn't care less for anyone except his brothers and his childhood friend Creosote. He wouldn't hesitate to kill anyone in his way. His personality and his actions are all unstable but is there a reason for this?? Deep down though he has a good heart that is weeping in more ways than one. His own worst enemy is indeed himself. Azrael knows he needs help but Havoc doesn't want to be saved especially not from himself.

I told you I hate stereotypes (Grrrr)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be posh.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I WRITE FANFICTION, so I MUST be an unoriginal freak.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST love everything American.
I keep a DIARY, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), AUehara (Brasil), Alurax (USA), Havoc's-Tears (USA)

Will add more later. If anyone even cares lol.