Hey everyone I'm Ella Lea and first off i have to give a shout out to CallieJessJogia for being my first friend here and leting me use stuff from her profile. So I love to sing, dance, write, act, READ!!!!!!, i also am a cat person... dogs are too much work. They're either huge and hard to handle, or small annoying and yappy, I love them anyway though. My favorite word is BEFFUDLE because it sounds funny. I always laugh when i hear it! I started this account in July of 2011. So when I'm famous I can reveal my true identity!

MY FAV QUOTE!!!! IF YOU USE THIS CITE ME FOR LOVING IT FIRST "True Love Never Dies. It Only Gets Stronger With Time."

I love the flying dolphin in the game robot unicorn attack... on the app store

I'm a New Yorker.

My fav characters are:

-Jade(victorious)

-Sam(Icarly)

-Alex(wizards of waverly place)

-Patrick Verona(10 things i hate about you)

-Amy(Futurama)

-All other tv troublemakers...

I'm not a very interesting person... OR AM I, you'll just have to find out for yourself

My fav couples

-Bade

-Baymmett

-Maslex

-Seddie

-you +me

Best movie scene

"Are we going to crash captain"

"Surly you can tell me"

"Alright, I'll tell you. Just don't call me Shirley"

if ya know where it's from copy this into your profile

Never end conversations on a bad note, pm me and I'll tell you why, sad story

I LOVE SPORKS

omgj! I personally know Jenna Rose

If you have a stalker copy this into your profile

i have a stalker

my stalker is~

pm me and i'll tell ya about it! And the story of my stalker!

why is your face called normal?

MEEP

Put this in your profile if you actually read other people's profiles.

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField, TeamComrade, Katelyn Goode, InsaneBlueberry, High on Fun, ScissorLuvCallie, Ella Lea

1. FIRST NAME: it's mine to know, and yours to never find out...

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? grandma

3. SIBLING NAMES: Then you could easily find out who i am!!!!!!!!!!!!! have i mentioned i'm paranoid

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? During my last hormonal fit

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? The real question is do YOU like your face...

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? human

7. KIDS? High School??

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? What would my personality be like, if i was all jappy then no, japs hate me

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? why do you want to know???

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? NO! I use my penguins uncles as pregnancy tests!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yup

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? too scared

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Fruity Pebbles, They light up my mouth and make it look like either unicorn puke or Cat redecorating

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? sometimes...

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? nope, thats what my bros are for

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? I don't like Ice-cream, too cold, ikr, un-american

7. SHOE SIZE? 8

18. RED OR PINK? PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I sometimes say, or type, things without thinking, still sorry :l

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Being able to scream and my mom would pick me up and i could pee whenever and... what are we talking about?

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? ??

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm not :P (ugh relax! I'm in a bathing suit!)

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? RAINBOW COOKIES

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Futurama re-runs playing in another room

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Bright, radiant, super, pinkish, awesome, hot pink!!!!!!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? roses and my perfume

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Your mom

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? wheather they're jerks/idiots or not?

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? LUV YA

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Shirley Temple

31. FAVORITE SPORT? ha! me and sports don't get along, everytime i play something gets thrown at my head

32. EYE COLOR? brown

33. HAT SIZE? seriouslly??

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? do you?

35. FAVORITE FOOD? sour gummy worms

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending, i can't watch scary movies... I just hide the entire time

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Captain America

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!! or skinny jeans

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? SUMMER FOR POOLS, and my birthday, and warmthhhhhhh

40. HUGS OR KISSES? both?

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? rice crispy treats, homemade, i hate braces

Joanna

WHAT TO DO: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 15 friends. Or just post it to ur profile if you can't tag people:) 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. OR anyone who reads should do the same:) 6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Veronica Sawyer Smokes

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Reflection

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Wandering Child

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Learning to fall

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Dance inside

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Dont you want me

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Honor to us all

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? The great disappointment

WHAT IS 2+2? Love Drunk

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The end.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?The leaving song

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?Americanidiot

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?Classifieds

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Are we the waiting

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? One, two, three, GO!

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Stab my back

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? The swordfight

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Checkmarks

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? LAX to O'Hare

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Wishing you were somehow here again

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Joanna

WAAAAAIIIIIT SOME OF THOSE MADE SENSE!!! Strange...

put this on your profile if you love your friends

you're the peanut to my butter

you're the star to my burst

you're the pop to my tart

you're the fruit to my loop

you're the ham to my burger

but most importantly...

you're the best to my friend!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (around people i don't like, it's funny to scare them with anti-socialness)

If you are a smiley-freak copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. ( I broke my grandparents screen door that way, it looked open!)

If you're the type of person who gets excited over 2 reviews, put this in your profile.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes, but my friend asked him to...

2) Where did you get your default picture?

GOOGLE

3) What's your middle name?

I can't let you in on that secret but it ends with the letter A

4) Your current relationship status?

Not Taken

5) Does your crush like you back?

I have no idea!

6) What is your current mood?

befuddled

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

pink :P

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

pink :P

9) Missing something?

did you take it??!!!!

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Many Many things. :`(

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

KITTY CAT/FLYING DOLPHIN

12) Ever had a near death experience?

I was skiing and i didn't know how to stop so i turned, of course i was heading strait for the bottom of the metal ski lift and i started screaming, then this fat guy jumped in front and i bounced off of his flabs... he was okay too :)

13) Something you do a lot?

read and sleep and read and sleep and read and sleep, gosh teens have busy schedules!

14) The song stuck in your head?

Love Drunk-BoysLikeGirls

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

CallieJessJogia

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Caylee anthony, Whitney Houston, that kid in my spanish class, Meagan Murray, Melanie Griffith, Anna Kendrick, etc.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Idk i'm hormonal often so randomly today i guess

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

go school choir AND school shows!!!!

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

To control the weather, like Jade in Ghostly World,it's an amazing story so check it out!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

If they're idiots/jerks or not

21) What do you usually order from starbucks?

don't, coffee stunts growth and I'm short enough as is

22) What's your biggest secret?

secrets, secrets are no fun unless you tell, NO ONE!!!!!

23) Favorite color?

pink

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Yup, I'm a sucker for Between the Lions

25) What are you

FABULOUS!

26) Do you speak any other language?

i hardly speak english, or i guess you could call it american :P

27) What's your favorite smell?

roses and my perfume

28) Describe your life in one word/phrase, what would it be?

Perfectly Imperfect

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I wish

30) What are you thinking about right now?

This question

31) What should you be doing?

Biology...

32) Who was the last person that made you angry?

my WONDERFUL brother

33) Do you like working in the yard?

I don't, thank gosh for gardeners!

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

But then you'd know who my crush is!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?

I try not to

36) What is your natural hair color?

brown, but in some light it has blonde and red streaks, says my mom

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Miranda (Life as We Know It, Susan Pfeffer)

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (go hormones!)

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! XD

98% of teens do drugs, smoke, and have sex. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like bagels

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

If you are a vampire copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune... (I found that out by reading this, sad i know)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. (i just wish people would stop snapping me out of it...)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't knock on Deaths door, ring the door bell and run, he hates that if you get it copy this into your profile

I knew this morning would be bad when i fell out of bed and missed the floorif you get it copy this into your profile

I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals, I'm a vegetarian because i hate plants if you get it copy this into your profile

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=3 ~

(X) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(X) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(X) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 9~

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 10~

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(X) You use your fingers to do simple maths.

~total so far= 13~

() You have eaten a bug.

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 15~

(x) You sometimes forward chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total - 18

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.(star trek all the way!)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (you can never smile enough:)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 17

My Boy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
you watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 4

So i guess i'm more of a girl than a boy shocker

Some Harry Potter Stuff

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, ScissorLuvCallie - Slytherin, Ella Lea-Ravenclaw

Some Neville Love

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.
-Voldemort did not choose Harry over Neville because he thought Neville to be weaker, but because it would be downgrading him. Neville doesn't like to be downgraded

THINGS I HATE

--> When people say 'There are no stupid questions.'. It's NOT true. People ask if there are rivers that take you back up to Tahoe after rafting down the Truckee River. Hello, people! Rivers don't flow up mountains! Therefore, there are stupid questions

--> BORI!!! I hate Bori! bori is boriNG

--> People with LOUD obnoxious voices.

--> People who just stand or sit there STARING at me! If you're talking to me then fine, but if you're staring at me like a creeper then get lost.

--> Gory things

--> You

--> Stealth tone

--> Being sick. It's inconvenient.

--> Things i don't understand

--> Cheaters

--> This sort of conversation:

random new girl:ME ME ME ME ME

girl: 'what?

random new girl: MY LIFE IS SO COOL I AM AWESOME AREN'T I? IKR!!!!!! ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

--> Adults who hate kids, you were a kid to ya know!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Damian

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. green

3. your first initial? E

4. your month of birth? August

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Erica

7. your favorite number? 57

8. do you like California of Florida more? Florida

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) I wish my true love would ask me out and we would live together happily ever after!!!!

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally NOT confused right now copy this onto your profile.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that thing up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!"

Courtesy of Coffee Writer Girl:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (nope! new laptop!!!!!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (wtf)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

What A Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away mad...

Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth...

Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you...

Grab her and don't let go.

When she's quiet...

Ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you...

Give her you FULL attention.

When she pulls away...

Pull her back.

When you see her at her worse...

Tell her she is beautiful.

When you see her start to cry...

Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking...

Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared...

Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder...

Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat...

Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.

When she teases you...

Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer you for a long time...

Reasure her that everything is alright.

When she looks at you with doubt..

Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you...

She really does...more than you understand.

When she grabs at your hand...

Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumbs into you..

Bump her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret...

Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks into your eyes...

Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you...

She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart...

The pain NEVER really goes away.

When she says 'it's over'...

She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bullentin...

She WANTS you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her...

Even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad...

Hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she okay...

Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from now... she will remember you.

Call her at 12:00...

Just to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and...

after you wake up.

Treat her like...

she's ALL that matters to you.

Tease her...

and let her tease you back.

Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...

even if you think it is stupid.

Give her the world...

and let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and alone...

Hang out with her.

Let her know how important she is to you...

and kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...

"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"

If you post this in the next four minutes...

The one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text You

The Addams family Grandma

"John Lennon my boy, what's wrong"

"Hey, I'm just upset because i need a new song to finish my album and can't think of one..."

"Johnny my boy, you don't need a new song ALL YA NEED IS LOVE

if you get it post this in your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book(I usually dance till I feel faint, then I sit for the next two hours and feel like poo, then people ask if I'm still breathing...). I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who cries at the drop of a hat. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany,suckishLEMONADE, Quel+Cal, heartofstone15, Shar're from Abydos, xXxMusicIsMyDrugxXx, Ella Lea

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. Be serious or be funny?

HAHAHA! Does that explain enough?

2. Drink whole or skim milk?:

skim is yummy

3. Die in a fire or drown?

how about of old age?

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Parents... duh?

1. Sun or moon?

SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!!

DO YOU PREFER:

2. Winter or Fall?

Hate both, but i hate winter more, so I guess fall?

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:

5 best friends.

5. Sunny or rain:

light rain that I can run in!

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

Don't like Ice-Cream!

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I WEAR BLACK sometimes, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm in CHORUS, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. :) love my brit friends!

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE but i am...

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet past, present, and future

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm NOT A PERFECTIONIST so I MUST not care about anything

I CURSE sometimes so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PAGE IS YOU ARE AGAINST STEREOTYPES! Feel free to add your own, I only put the ones that apply to me.

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you secretly or not secretly love Misa the most, copy/paste this in your profile

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
I only smile because you’ve finally driven me insane.
“I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
If you die, I'll kill you! (hm, I think Ron said something similar to Harry about Malfoy...)
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

You know what they say; If you love someone, set them free. And if they really love you, they'll come back. (Unless if they're a mind-slave to the mummy... poor Justin and Julliet... :()

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, but thank gosh for it, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (I HATE YOU COFFEE MACHINE) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being a Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)