Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Naruto/Hinata (Road to a Ninja only)
Nuetral Pairings: Pairings I dont mind
Naruto/Hinata (Cannon)(so many reasons why this pairing is wrong): She cant even stand in his presence without stuttering and fainting, She is weak willed and over reliant on Naruto to give her courage (In which she still fails just it's just less pathetic), She couldn't even understand Naruto and what he has suffered and therefore has no right to even compare herself to him.
She doesn't love him, she only admires him becasue he is everything she want to be, SHE IS A FANGIRL with an obsession that surpasses both Karin and Sakura in thier love for sasuke. Admiration is the furthest emotion form understanding.
She let him suffer lonleyness when he needed a friend the most even after he saved her she is nothing but pathetic, worthless trash who abandoned the person she admired bacause she was shy thats a bullshit excuse, she lost her chance with him and now she has to live with it.
She is weak and always gets in the way especially when Naruto is around. (In the filler arc's she gets captured in every mission and at one point she is captured by a civilian)
And finaly Naruto needs somone who can keep up with him and the dangers that surround his existance, he needs a strong woman who can understand him and sympathise with him on an emotional level, someone who will put him in his place when he gets to far ahead of himself. Hinata is to soft spoken and shy to keep up with Naruto and she could no tunderstand his situation. Her quiet and shy attitude clashes with his loud, brash and confident attitude.
Kushina told Naruto to find a girl like his mother and not some wierd girl , at the begining of the Chunin Exams Naruto specifically said "Hinata Hyuga a wierd, shy girl who acts all wierd around me" a clear point that this pairing should never happen.
Naruto/Tsume: Nothing personal againts Tsume it's just that I cant ever imagine Tsume with anybody let alone Naruto, she does not seem the type for romance.
Naruto/FemKyubi: I have only seen a few fanfics where this pairing was any good, most fics just butcher kurama's character by using this pairing.
Naruto/Biju: This is just stupid, the Biju hate humans and I just dont see them turning from giant chakra beasts into busty woman with tailes just so that they could have a human mate.
Naruko/Sasuke: To many potentialy good fics ruined by this pairing only seen a handful of good ones
Favorite Naruto Crossover pairings:
NarutoXSatellizer L Bridget
High School of the Dead:
2:Naruto (Sage Mode with coat/Biju Mode)/Naruko
Minato Namikaze: For being nieve in believing that Konoha would follow his last wish, and also leave his son without anything to survive with, no inheritance, no money and no techniques for someone so smart Minato really dropped the ball here.
Had Minato taken the Kyubi with him to the grave Madara/Tobi's plans would have ended right there. Naruto would not be an idiot due to his craving for aknowledgement and Kushina might have lived to raise her son.
Hashirama Senju: Another Nieve idiot, who the fuck gives up eight tailed beast to his enemies in an attempt to promote peace, it was obvious what the other villages where going to do.
Hiruzen Sarutobi: A spineless old man just as nieve as minato and hashirama, although at least he tried to help Naruto and make up for his mistake however pathetic the attempt was.
Danzo Shimura: I Hate it when the Antagonist tries to play Protagonist, everthing this moron does only screws things up further, he is the biggest fool in konoha, all konoha's enemies were created via Danzo's foolishness.
Sasuke Uchiha: Whiney little bitch!!! enought said
Hinata Hyuga: One big burden to not only Naruto but her team as well, couldn,t she have picked a better time to confess to Naruto that in the middle of a fight with a kage level opponent. Her actions caused Naruto to loose his rational mind during the fight with Pein nearly resulting in his death.
Canon Naruto Uzumaki:biggest idiot ever, I honestly dont know how anyone could respect him.
Things I hate in Fanfics:
Kaze no Yaiba (Sword of Wind):I'll only say this once people, Kaze no Yabi does not launch blades of wind at the enemy it creates a long sword of wind in the users hand and only remains so as long as the sword remains in the users hand. Not only that but Kaze no Yaiba is an A-rank technique that no doubt requires years of elemental and shape manipulation training to perform, it's not somthing a genin can just learn and perform in a week let a lone a single day.
The technique that launches blades of wind is Futon:Kazekiri (Wind release:Wind Cutter).
Hanyou: There is nothing more stupid looking and Naruto have nine fluffy tails, Biju are NOT Demonic they are chakra constructs and thier for cannot give out summoning contracts and can not make anyone a demon. Naruto is already hated enough and some idiots beleive that giving him tailed will make him look cute and that the female population will just magically fall in love with him, well new flash that aint gonna happen if anything there hate and fear will only increase.
Whats worse is idiots who have Naruto with nine fluffy tails while wearing a trench coat I mean how does that even work.
Curse Mark: I hate it when Naruto gets the curse mark only for kyubi to destroy it, I mean whats the point of him having it if its just going to dissapear.
Escaped Biju: Tailed beast are sealed for a reason they cant just come and go from the seal simply because thier jinchuriki allows it Kurama can not be released from the seal without Naruto dying or suffering extreme damage to his life force, shadow clones dont even count there just a replica of Naruto.
Obsessed Fanboy/Girl: Seriously some people out thier are so obsessed with a particula pairing that they cant releax until they adopt and destroy any good fic out thier by adding thier own favourite pairing to the mix, I have have seen many great fics destroyed by people who adopt them only to change the pairing or add to the pairing.
God like Naruto
Shadow Clone abuse: I hate when Naruto learns shadow clone and suddenly he can learn everthing in seconds especially when his a child with barely the charka to summon a single clone.
People who complain about Dark Naruto Fics
Fic's where Naruto is rescued or meets Kami, Yami and Shinigami only to find out there busty woman who love him.
people who believe they have made their naruto into a saint who can do no wrong when in reality he is just an arrogant piece of trash.
Wind Release: Its overused and boring we have seen just about everything that can be done with it, would it kill someone to do something different for once.
Underestimating Characters: Many writer's forget to true power of certain characters.
Kurenai: She is an elite Jonin for a reason she has genjutsu skills that rival Itachi and by what I have seen from her stats she has a rating of 4 for Tiajutsu and Ninjutsu indicating she has jonin level abilities in this area's yet time and time again I she her defeated by just about everyone.
Anko: She has more than just snakes.
Fics where Naruto is evil but gets becomes good and stories where they claim Naruto is Dark or Evil when in truth he isn't
Fics with no character development or where previous character development is forgotten.
Challange: Biju Challange
The night Naruto was born, Madara never attacked and Kyuubi was never unleashed on Konoha, unfortunately the other nations got word of Minato having a child and Kushina giving birth and so send one of thier own Jinchuriki to assasinate the Namikaze family.
Minato accidently kills the enemy Jinchuriki while fighting and released said jinchuriki's Biju.
In order to save the village from a rampaging Biju, Minato seals the beast into Naruto thus making him a Jinchuriki. Because the Biju is not as strong as Kyuubi Minato doesn't require a sacraficial seal and thus lives.
Now Naruto is raised by his family, father and mother to become a legend in his own rite and escape the massive shadow of his families reputation. But how will the other countries react to the loss of thier Biju and the survival of Kushina and Minato.
No Naruto/Hinata: Naruto will be raised by his family with love and attention and so has no need to gain attention thus the hole reason for Hinata idolising Naruto no longer exist, and no political or arranged marriages.
Arranged marrages with other kunoichi from other countries and villages are allowed. (Temari,Kurotsuchi,Fu,Samui,Mei ect...).
Naruto will be serious shinobi with a need to overcome his families shadow and prove himself, but he will not be arrogant or needy, attention grabbing or stupid. He will have a mix of both his fathers and mothers personalities and intelligence.
Naruto must be skilled in Fuinjutsu, you may choose any other skills you want.
Naruto can not have a twin, he may have younger siblings later on but will at first be an only child. in the case of having siblings later on thier will be no parental neglect, each child is to be loved and treated equally by the family.
Naruto can not be the Kyuubi Jinchuriki as that is Kushina's role in the story.
Jinchuriki and Biju: (In the case of the Nanabi and Ichibi thier previous host attack instead of Gaara or Fu)
Oc (Shukaku/Ichibi) (Previous host before Gaara) (Sand release)
Yugito Nii (Nibi) (Powerful Fire release/Blue flames)
Yagura (Sanbi) (Powerful Water release and Genjutsu)
Roshi (Yonbi) (Lava release)
Han (Gobi) (Steam release)
Ukataka (Rokubi) (Acid/bubbles)
Oc (Nanabi) (Previous host before Fu) (Bugs and insect related attacks ro somthing of your choosing)
Killer B (Hachibi) (Ink and lightning release)
Kushina Uzumaki (Kyuubi) (Cannot be choosen and she must be the jinchuriki for the duration of the story)
May be a Harem if you want BUT NO HINATA (Keep Harem small)
Naruto must be the same age as the rookie 9 or at least a year older (Neji,Lee,Tenten)
Challange: Bushido Vixen (Female Samurai Naruko)
Before its destruction The Land of Whirlpool had a Samurai force under the daimyo's command who along with thier Shinobi allies in Uzushiogakure where allies with the Land of Iron.
After the sealing of Kyubi and with only hours left to live Kushina is disgusted with Konoha's response to her daughters Jinchuriki situation. To protect her daughter Naruko she has her most reliable summon (you can Choose) along with a note explaining everything wit her dieing breath she sends her daughter to the Land of Iron all the way to Mifune who adopts Naruko as his daughter.
Armed with the Kyubi and her bloodline the Yin-Yang release she will become a powerfull Samurai capable of going toe to toe with S-rank Shinobi.
Naruko must be a prodigy, who swiftly rises the ranks and earns her comrades respect.
Naruko will never join Konoha or any other Shinobi village she is strictly a Samurai and although can use chakra to perform Kenjutsu and other Samurai techniques she will not use Ninjutsu/Genjutsu or Iryojutsu although Fuinjutsu is allowed as it is her clans birthrite.
Naruko dispite her young age, is a hardened war veteran having served in a number of conflicts wit hboth Samurai factions and shinobi. Naruko is not nieve or brash.
Naruko may wield any Samurai weapon alongside her Katana.
Because of her Shinobi heritage, Naruko will often be sent to Shinobi villages and other nations as a diplomatic representitive of the Land of Iron or simply for missions that require her presence.
No staying in Konoha because she wants to find out her heritage or because she was convinced or forced, she is a Samuria and naturally has distrust of ninja.
Naruko may have her own personal division of Samurai if you choose (They can be war orphans who joined her out of loyalty or simply because they have no where else to go).
Certain aspects of Canon must be involved those include: Akatsuki, Madara, Orochimaru, Fourth Shinobi World War, Kage Summit and Jinchurki Training. The rest may be completly AU if you wish.
Kyubi while not nice will not hate Naruko either and will instead gradually respect both Naruko's power and skills and also her attitude and intelligence. He will offer his help and power when she impresses him, Naruko's attitude to Kyubi will be respectful but cautious but will also come to respect both his advice and wisdom but also his vast power, therefore creating a workable partnesrship between the both of them.
The Uzumaki Clan Bloodline:
I have always found it odd that despite the Uzumaki clan being one of the three major clans alongside the Senju and Uchiha had no significant abilities that could be counted as a bloodline despite the majority of Rinnegan wielders being decendants of the Uzumaki.
It is said that Uzumaki Fuinjutsu was so powerful it drew much unwanted attention resulting in thier destruction but if that was the case wouldn't have the Senju and Uchiha been hunted down and killed instead of slowly dieing out. Fuinjustu only gets you so far and usually requires time to prepare.
Also the case of Kushina's special chakra was never explained except that it was claimed the Uzumaki's chakra was stronger and more dense than other chakra.
My version is that the Uzumaki clan had an abundance of Yin and Yang chakra to a point of being able to manipulate both chakra natures allowing the use of re-creating certain kekkie genkia and kekkie kota also allowing the fusion of certain elements eg FireEarth =Lava, this would also explain the chakra's density and the higher probability for the Rinnagan to surface in an Uzumaki this would also include the clans viatlity and massive reserves of chakra and the ability to physicaly manifest thier chakra.
This could also possibly indicate that the Rikkudo Sennin was actually an Uzumaki, this could be proven by the fact most Rinnegan users were Uzumaki's and also that Naruto when using Yang chakra takes the appearance similar to the Rikkudo Sennin and that two of the "Child of Prophecy" were both Uzumaki clan members. This could also be proven by the fact both the Uzumaki clan and the Rikkudo Sennin were geniouses with Fuinjutsu to levels no one not even Minato Namikaze could ever replicate.
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