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Greetings lovelies. You have reached the profile of Primazombie, a.k.a Diana. I have lots of good ideas for stories to write here. Most of which are Percy Jackson and the Olympians fanfics. Also check out: silence not violence. Its me and my friend together on one account. By the way my deviantART account name is winkyface427. If you have an account look me up. My FictionPress name is PinkiePie427. My tumblr is http://www.dianasaurous--rex.tumblr.com go follow and I'll probably follow back. So info on me:
Name: Starts with a 'D' and its the roman name of Artemis. Well, it's Diana.
Likes: Reading, writing, dancing, drawing, singing, tv shows and acting.
Dislikes: Most sports, fish, most candy and bad movies.
Appearance: Dark brown hair, with light brown eyes. My hair is combination of wavy and straight. Straight at the top, and waved at the bottom. I'm short for my age. I also am reaaaaally pale, people say I look like a vampire. And I get mermaid sometimes too. It's weird.
Height: I actually... don't know. 4"11?
Weight: 69, not kidding. xD
Book Series(so far): Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, Hero's of Olympus, The Hunger Games, Series of Unfortunate Events, and I finished the first and second Pretty Little Liars books, currently reading the third.
Favorite couples: Sanubis, Traite, Percabeth, Zarter, Peenis (I like Gale, just not with her! :P), ConnerXLou Ellen, Jasper, Jeyna( I don't care who Jason ends up with xD ), Frazel(Even though Hazel and Leo would be cute. And I find Frank quite boring. xD), AnnieXFinnick, Clato (I think they liked each other!), and NicoXMEEE, MaysileeXHaymitch, and Glarvel.
That's all you need to know about me for now!
This link will lead you to my deviant art account. It's my gallery so please look through it!
I am Clove. I will cut you, Clove style! I wanna draw a pretty picture. On your face. With blood. c:
I love Marina and the Diamonds. She is amazing. Like the best. So is Lana Del Rey. My favorite singers.
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Email/Twitter/MySpace/Facebook/Tumblr
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. uhhuh
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. Maybe
10. You were too busy to notice number five was missing. WHAT!?
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. Sadly yes.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. only a normal person wouldn' t. (I AM NOT NORMAL TAKE IT BACK.)
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Ten ways to know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson:
1. You say "Go to the Underworld!" ,"What, in the name of Zeus!", etc. [guilty!]
2. You blame Hermes when something is stolen or the internet is down
3. You spray painted a quarter and tried to send an Iris message
4. You cry when you see THE LAST OLYMPIAN
5. You write almost all of your fanfics about Percy
6. You have a crush on one of the characters [for me its either Percy or Nico]
7. You go to L.A. looking for the underworld [I would but you know. I'm only thirteen.]
8. You pick out your godly parent [I took a bunch of quizzes and got Zeus each time... Sadly. Ish. ]
9. You hate Rick Riordian for having to wait a year for every new book, but love him at the same time.
10. And YOU READ THIS LIST! There are many more
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Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie. You have to see it to get it. LOL) :
"This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Ripetide
"Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car
"Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy
"Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth
"That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke
"Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy
"I always lose...maybe we're both wrong." -Percy
"You're being followed!" -Grover
"Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover
"Needless to say, she hates it there...It's hot, he's a weirdo..." -Luke
"Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover
"Those are working class Americans!" -Grover
"(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover
"OK guys, always put the eights and never the tens..." -Grover
"Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover
"We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover
"That's how you get out of a casino! That it how your drive!" -Grover
"OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover
"Great, they smell goat..." -Grover
"NO! Stick to the Mick Jagger thing...it works for you!" -Grover
Other Favorite Quotes:
"Do what you want cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter won't mind." -Dr. Suess
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Ghandi
"True love is only for those strong enough to endure it." -Jim Roberts
"The best way out is through." -Robert Frost
"The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else." -Author Unknown
"When your in love and can't fall asleep it's because reality is better than dreams." -Dr. Suess
"Nothing's impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible!'" -Audrey Hepburn
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Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics
Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (PEANUT BUTTER ROCKS)
Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens. (Chickens?)
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. (Hahahahahahahahahahahaha:) I love this one!)
Bibliophobia: Fear of books. (How can someone be afraid of BOOKS!)
Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. (You must be tired)
Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body (That's messed up)
Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking. (Dehydration, here you come)
Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news.
Geliophobia: Fear of laughter.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. (Ironic)
Mnemophobia: Fear of memories (Hey, remember- Whoops!)
Pantophobia: Fear of everything. (...Wut. How do you even live?)
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"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (I wish I could)
You write fanfictions about the book. (Yup.)
You quote random lines all the time. (Yes, yes I do.)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yeah... It didn't end well)
You've got a book memorized. (Kinda.)
You've read a book more than five times. (Not more than five!)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Depends on the book)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (No. I'm not a murderer. The worst I'll do is cry. Hard. Or maybe I will...)
For all you PJO and HOO fans out there, if you've ever wondered why all children of Athena have blonde hair, but in the illustration of Athena for the PJO graphic novel Athena has black hair, copy and paste this to your profile. (I can't be the only one that noticed, right?)
Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires
List your favorite PJATO/HOO/Both characters in no particular order, 1-12
Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? do you want to? No that would be weird.
Can you recall any fics about nine? No but my sister has.
Would two and six make a good couple? Why/Why Not? No because Artemis doesn't date.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Nine because Rachel probably rather hang out with Hestia.
What would happen if Seven walked in on two and twelve kissing? Leo would like tell everyone that Percy and Athena were kissing.
Is there anything such as One/Eight stuff? No...
A title and summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic: Um... Athena likes Poseidon and he doesn't like her at all. Then Leo comforts Athena??? Called Athena's Doom?
Do any of your friend write/draw eleven? Maybe... Yes xD
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Careful Artemis and Athena are fighting Annabeth is on Athena's side.
When was the last time you read/wrote a fic about five? Recently but she was barely in it.
5 and 12 are in a happy realtionship until 5 dumps 12 for 3. Brokenhearted, 12 has a date with 6, an unhappy breakup with 8, and follows the wise advice of 9 and finds true love with 10. What would you title that story if you made it real? What would the warning be? Crazy Love. WARNING: Do not read. Weird, crazy Rachel and Athena. I should slap some sense into them. This would never ever happen though. (You would hope.)
In memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who proved beauty can be heroic
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Everyone else who died in the Titan War
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Check.
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. Check.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. Check.
You burn food to see if it smells good. Check... sometimes I do!!!
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Check.
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. Check.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… Check.
You sometimes try to control water. Check.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. Check.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Check.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. Check...
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
You are a PJO character for Halloween. HAHA! Check. I wore my Annabeth costume to school once.
Recite lines randomly from the books. Check.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. Check.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.Check.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).Check.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty) Check.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty) Check.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" Check.
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. Check.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. Check.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. Check.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Check.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. Check.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. CHECK!!!!!!!!!
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" Check. I also say, "OMZ!" Which stands for Oh, my ZEUS!
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod. Check.
you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth. Check.
you curse out the gods when something bad happens. Check.
you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true. Check.
you watch the show and read the book every chance you get. Check.
you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york. Check.
you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him. Check.
you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days. Check.
you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy. CHeck.
everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon. Check.
everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades. Check.
you talk about them nonstop. CHECK!
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. Check.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Check.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Check.
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. Check.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. Check.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. Check.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. Check.
You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x) Check.
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. Check.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. Check.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Check.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. Check.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. check. I will someday.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" CHeck.
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. Check.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. Check.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. Check.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. Check.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" Check.
You cried when you finished TLO. Check.
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth. Check. *PERCABETH*
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. Check.
You're in love with a fictional character. Check.
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. Check.
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D) Check.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. Check.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. Check.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. CHeck.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. Check.
You know which pages the good parts are on. Check.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. Check. Duh!
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. Check.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. Check. It's either Apollo or Athena. Or a mixture.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. Check.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. Check.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. Check. Hahaha!
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Check.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. Check.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Check.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. Check.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. Check.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. Check.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” Check.
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. Check.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. Check.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room... I have... *counts with fingers* exactly six things relating to PJO.
You know PJO better then most sane people. Check.
You have links to every great PJO site. Check. Want me to list a few? Actually, never mind, it would take too long.
You add things to the list every day. Check.
You know what you would do if you were Percy. Check.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. Check.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. Check.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. Check.
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood. Not yet, but now I'm going to TRY it! Thanks, GleekPJOFreak!
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. Check. They just don't know it yet. But I do... *Evil Laugh*
You are trying to learn Greek. Check. I have a Greek mythology SHELF dedicated to Percy Jackson. Which reminds me, I actually have about 10 things, not 6 things, in my room, relating to PJO.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Check.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. Check? No, not really. I don't know any languages.
You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. (well then i would shriek everytime i saw myself ]) Check.
You have an instant crush on Nico! check.
You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) Check.
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. Check.
You want to learn Latin/Greek. Check. DUH!
You copy/paste this onto your profile. Check.
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. Check.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to. Check. By the way, the quiz results were... Athena.
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Check.
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)
You call yourself a demigod=)
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)
You've called someone you know a satyr.=)
You name your pet fish Clovis
Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT
You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). credits to natzzcheshiree
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) (i called my sisters friends Thalia and Annabeth. their names are stathia and annabelle)
you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)*
you try to talk to horses =)*
you try to summon the dead =)*
you try to summon lightning =)*
you try to breathe underwater =)*
you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =)*
you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)*
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
And one thing I would like to add to the list: You are a Percy Jackson freak if you actually took the time to read ALL of this.
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
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20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth, but I like Rachel just NOT with Percy. GO PERCABETH!
2) Favorite guy character? Um, Percy or Nico.
3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth, Thalia, and Piper(sometimes).
4) Favorite god? Apollo! He's funny!
5) Favorite goddess? Artemis.
6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Poseidon! Duh!! :D Even though Zeus is like my dad. xD
7) Is Luke hot? Not really.
8) Would you join the hunters? Nah, no offense to Artemis...
9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting! No... Archery! Ugh.
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris messaging.
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hm I have a lot(sort of). Hecate, Iris, Nyx, Selene, Hemera, Hebe, Tyche, Harmonia, Ayche, and Morpheus.
12) Favorite book? All of them! You can't possibly expect me to choose just one!
13) Least favorite? THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY ARE ALL WONDERFUL BOOKS. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer probably.
15) Favorite couple? Jasper, Percabeth, and Tratie and don't kill me for shipping Perlia. Oh and I do ship Jeyna and Frazel and Hazel with Leo kinda. (Sorry I hate Thalico, most of the time cause she is a hunter, and Thuke would be cute except Luke is dead!)
16) Are you a demigod? Of course.
17) Who would be your parent? Zeus or Athena or Apollo.(It wasn't my choice! I took a few tests online, and he was my only result! No offense but I don't like my Godly parent... Sorry dad. *storm comes randomly only over my house* )
18) Favorite minor character? Katie Gardener
19) Ethan or Luke? Ethan.
20) Favorite monsters? Minotaur!
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