NeverMessWithTeddyBears
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since: 07-08-11, id: 3056067, Profile Updated: 02-05-13
country: Croatia
Author has written 33 stories for Castle, Glee, Life, CSI: New York, Doctor Who, Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, Twilight, Wings, Aprilynne Pike, Gossip Girl, Merlin, Mentalist, and Once Upon a Time.

disclaimer: i own nothing. but, if it would get me a few hot-as-hell agents in my bedroom to arrest me (rawr), i'd be happy to say otherwise. also, if you sue me, just make sure i have wi-fi in my cell. i'll be fine for life.


"the last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."


favorite tv shows: "Castle", "Bones", "The Mentalist", "NCIS", "House M.D.", "Lie To Me*", "CSI: Miami", "CSI: New York", "Psych", "Doctor Who", "The Big Bang Theory", "Glee", "How I Met Your Mother", "Pretty Little Liars", "Sherlock", "Once Upon A Time", "Touch", "Merlin", "Top Gear".

favorite books: "Harry Potter", "The Lord of the Rings", "The Hobbit", "The 39 Clues", "His Dark Materials", "Casual Vacancy", "Percy Jackson and the Olympians", "The Hunger Games", "Le Petite Prince", "Ana Karenina" and about a million others that would take too long to name and would probably bore you to death and you would think i'm weird which i am, thank you very much. i'll read anything.


"love is louder than the pressure to be perfect." - demi lovato


the name's katarina. "kate" or "kata" for friends. "katie" if you're anika. coming from the beautiful country of croatia, otherwise known as narnia. born on the october 18th, 1997. part gallifreyan, part elvish, and one third slovenian. crime-show junkie. tumblr's my baby. i can shuffle. shipping whore. wannabe writer. nanowrimo participant. i have writer's doubt which pretty much means that i think everything i write is crap. i value honesty because it's the best policy. i don't beg for reviews. well, not here - i beg for them on twitter. as conceited as it may seem, don't favorite without reviewing. if you actually do read my stories, i love you forever.

i have a wide range of ships. slash is not my preference, although i do ship john/sherlock (bbc's sherlock) and kurt/blaine (glee).
ships i ship; quinn/mike (glee), noah/rachel (glee), sally/sherlock (bbc's sherlock), molly/sherlock (bbc's sherlock), merlin/vivian (merlin), arthur/guinevere (merlin), sheldon/penny (the big bang theory), judith/charlie (two and a half men), spencer/toby (pretty little liars), ruby/graham (ouat), archie/regina (ouat), jane/lisbon (the mentalist), tony/ziva (ncis), castle/beckett (castle) and robin/barney (how i met your mother).
otps among otps; the doctor/rose (doctor who), mickey/martha (doctor who), harry/ginny (harry potter), bonnie/damon (the vampire diaries), spock/uhura (star trek) and cho/van pelt (the mentalist).

I AM A SHIPPER TO THE CORE. I SHIP EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I EVEN SHIP MY CLASSMATES. I HAVE CLASSROOM OTPS. DO NOT MESS WITH ME. no pressure though.

my life's dream is to be happy, because it takes a lot of hard work to smile these days. i don't really have much friends, so i'll take anyone in, just pm me and we'll be bffs (if you can handle my weird ships, really shitty stories and off-key singing). i'm a witch - probably shouldn't have told you that - but still not old enough to use magic outside hogwarts, sorry. i spend my spare time listening to good music; imagine dragons, fol chen or in short - alternative rock and indie music. and sometimes - sometimes - i make shitty videos on youtube. don't start a fight with me, because i will verbally beat your ass. i'm really good at stating my arguments and, well, proving people wrong. you are looking at a future lawyer, after all.

adios. au revoir. doviđenja. adieu. auf wiedersehen. hasta luego. arrivederci.

oh, and may the force be with you.


"and in that moment, i swear, we were infinite." - charlie, 'the perks of being a wallflower'



1. When The Time Comes » reviews
"Luke, I think I need the Doctor." Time crashing. Space colliding. The Doctor. How? What? / In which time and space start colliding together and so do the Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 2-2-13
2. I Believe In Nothing reviews
"What if we die?", she asks and he shrugs. "Then I guess we're dead." (As if they're not dead already.)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-13 - Caroline F. & Stefan S. - Complete
3. Fix You reviews
"Normal people have a few regrets. But me?", she gives an ironic smile, "I've got tons." / Bonnie Bennett tries counseling. AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-13 - Bonnie B. & Damon S. - Complete
4. Reborn Out Of Ashes reviews
The first time Albus Dumbledore sees a phoenix, he is nine years old, and he is mesmerised. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-13 - Albus D. & Fawkes - Complete
5. Back To The Begining
They're in the middle of fighting a bunch of Sontarans when she yells out, "You know, Jethro, this reminds me of how we met." - Yup; she's crazy, alright. Sequel to "Blink And They'll Get You".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 4-27-13 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter & Jethro C. - Complete
6. Of Theories And Psychopaths reviews
Because, eventually, "the guy in 8B" had to show up.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-13 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete
7. The Way reviews
"You can be my dirty little secret.", she whispers into his ear, "Who has to know?"
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-13 - Blair & Dan - Complete
8. Before I Fall Into Deep Slumber reviews
She gives him the small vial that seems to glow and before Draco can utter a word, Narcissa speaks, "Give it to Harry Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-13 - Draco M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
9. He Does His Waiting reviews
Sirius Black avoids happy thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-13 - Sirius B. - Complete
10. Tag Me reviews
With the smell of vodka and the taste of it that won't go away and that bitch constantly talking in her head, she realises she has a soft spot for death. AU-ish.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-2-13 - Bonnie B. & Damon S. - Complete
11. Of Aspirins And 'It'll Go Away's reviews
She just has to take enough aspirin. / "What are you on? Vicodin?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-13 - Grace vP. & Kimball C. - Complete
12. No Choice, None At All reviews
Above it all, Draco Malfoy wishes he had a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-13 - Draco M. - Complete
13. Lets See What Magic Will Give Us reviews
The knights find her in the darkest corner of the room, her knees to her chest, leaning back and forth over and over again.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-13 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
14. He Writes reviews
He writes because he is the poet and she is his muse and he just can't get enough of her.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-13 - Dan & Blair - Complete
15. Sanity Is Overrated reviews
She admires Alexis for going Christmas shopping with Castle all these years and still having her sanity.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-12 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete
16. Something Different reviews
"Sex is just fun, right?", he says, pinning her against the stone wall and she watches him for a second before nodding, "Then have sex with me."
Wings, Aprilynne Pike - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-12 - Katya & Tamani - Complete
17. Speak reviews
The first time they talk - like, actually talk after ten years of not talking - it's 2.a.m.; not that he looked at the clock or anything.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-12 - Mike C. & Quinn F. - Complete
18. Running reviews
He leaves. It's just too much and imprinting on a child is just sick. He leaves and - surprisingly - nothing hurts. AU-ish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-12 - Jacob & Jane - Complete
19. Never Let Her Go reviews
And he just knows he's going insane; he knew this crazy blond girl for less than a week and he already fell in love with her. Prequel to "Don't Blink Or They'll Get You".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-12 - Jethro C. & Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
20. Magic And Its Price reviews
"You were supposed to bring her back.", he never should've trusted him, he knows that now. No one crosses Rumpelstilskin, after all.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-12 - 11th Doctor & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
21. Don't Let Me Breathe reviews
When you keep it all in, you need to let it out somehow. It's not always in the way you expect; tears and screams; but it's cutting and scars.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-12 - Bonnie B. & Damon S. - Complete
22. Deep Within reviews
They all have scars, he knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-12 - Complete
23. The Things She Did reviews
By the fifth time, she realises she wants more than hugs and smiles and kisses on the cheek.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-12 - Mike C. & Quinn F. - Complete
24. Fear reviews
"What are you afraid of, Castle?" "Losing you."
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-12-12 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete
25. Promise reviews
"promise you'll never leave me." "always." drabble. for erin.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-12 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete
26. It's Not Because She Looks Like His Sister reviews
He loves her and, sometimes, she hates him for that. *Jeremy Gilbert/Katherine Pierce*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-12 - Jeremy G. & Katherine - Complete
27. one day it'll get me reviews
if you pass it, i beg you, do not blink. poetry.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-12 - Weeping Angels - Complete
28. About Breaking Rules And Falling In Love reviews
She is the president's daughter and you are her bodyguard and there is a set of rules you must not break but she makes you break some. AU. *Quinn/Mike*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-12 - Mike C. & Quinn F. - Complete
29. Don't Blink, Or They'll Get You reviews
They get closer if you blink, so don't.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-11-12 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter & Jethro C. - Complete
30. He Loves Her And He Doesn't Even Know Her Name reviews
If someone wrote a book about this, it would probably be a bestseller. *Adam Ross/Sass Dumonde* AU.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-12 - Adam R. - Complete
31. Tattoos reviews
"Do you really have any tattoos?" "You wanna see 'em?" "Absolutely not." My shot at explaining Crews' unexplained tattoos. Crews/Reese.
Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-2-11 - Complete
32. All Because He Kissed Her Hard reviews
He kissed her on the lips. Hard.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-11 - Mike C. & Quinn F. - Complete
33. Her Eyes Were Like The Sea reviews
Her eyes were like the sea; so blue and deep, that you would go lost in them, just like sailors get lost at sea.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-11 - Rick C. - Complete