Author has written 2 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Harry Potter.
Nicknames: Chris, Cat-bitch, Shellshocker, Smurfette -- to name a few
Age: Mentally 12.
Occupation: Starving artist.
Likes: Sleep, cuddles, plaid shirts, vidja games, girl scout cookies
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Or play some Xbox with me! gamertag: xchrisscross
FANFICTION COMMISSION INFO
1. I will not write pornographic content in a commission for anyone. Jesus, the last thing I need is some angry mother calling the cops on me for selling porn to her 13 year old over the internet or some crap.
2. You may not post my material on fanfiction.net or any other site. If I find my work posted anywhere without my consent, I'll hound to to the gates of hell.
3. I do not do requests. (meaning "hey, i don't have the money, but can you write a fic about so-and-so?")
4. I will not write a fic exceeding 5 chapters.
5. I reserve the right to deny a commission for any reason. The main two reasons I can think of right now are A) asking for a fandom I'm not familiar with and B) asking me to write a Mary Sue.
* PRICES *
I am willing to write either a one-shot or a short fic.
"Hey, Chris, what do you mean by_?"
-- One-shot: single fic, ranging between 4,000-5,000 words. (For the sake of a better story, I might go a bit over, but I won't charge extra :3)
... 1.) One-shot: $5
... 2.) Short fic: $3/per chapter
For those of you that also suck at math:
... 3 chapters = $9
WILLS AND WON'TS
Just so I'm not wasting anyone's time, here is a list of things I WILL NOT WRITE FOR.
- Doctor Who
All of the above listed things are too long for me to get into and/or things I have no interest in whatsoever. I've seen like, 9 eps of Bleach, none of Doctor Who, and don't even get me started on Homestuck. These all may be great, but they're just too long for me to get into for the sake of writing a fic.
So, here is a list of what I will be more than happy to write for!
Movies and TV Shows
I'm currently working on a 3 part series for Adventure Time. If your commission idea overlaps too much with my existing plans or just seems to similar, I'll have to decline. Sorry :(
I will do any hetero, homo, yaoi/yuri, or multi-partner pairing you can think up. However, your options are not limited to romance. Throw me one for friendship, horror, action, tragedy, family, hurt/comfort, suspense -- any genre your heart desires :3
GOT QUESTIONS? HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS! (maybe)
Why do you charge for your work?/Why won't you take requests?
I don't have money now. Can you write me a fic and I'll pay you later?
I want to commission you for a fandom you haven't listed above.
I need my commission by Tuesday/tomorrow/six hours from now!
I would like to pay you in Trident Layers.
I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED >:(
* TRIBUTE TIME! *
(Omg I still can't even believe you guys made me fanart, it makes me so happy like iusgdasdyuf ;w; )
YO, DUDES. These people are awesome. Go enjoy their awesome awesomeness.
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