Name: ChrisxCrossx

Nicknames: Chris, Cat-bitch, Shellshocker, Smurfette -- to name a few

Age: Mentally 12.

Occupation: Starving artist.

Likes: Sleep, cuddles, plaid shirts, vidja games, girl scout cookies

Hey, come check out my deviantART account!

Or play some Xbox with me! gamertag: xchrisscross

FANFICTION COMMISSION INFO

Here is the general process:
- PM me and give me the details of what you want in a fic, as well as your email address (I'll need it to send you the payment request)
- When I've finished writing it, I will PM/email you a 300 word excerpt of the piece
- When you receive the excerpt, your payment must be made in full
- When I receive your payment, I'll post the completed fic.

THE RULES

1. I will not write pornographic content in a commission for anyone. Jesus, the last thing I need is some angry mother calling the cops on me for selling porn to her 13 year old over the internet or some crap.

2. You may not post my material on fanfiction.net or any other site. If I find my work posted anywhere without my consent, I'll hound to to the gates of hell.

3. I do not do requests. (meaning "hey, i don't have the money, but can you write a fic about so-and-so?")

4. I will not write a fic exceeding 5 chapters.

5. I reserve the right to deny a commission for any reason. The main two reasons I can think of right now are A) asking for a fandom I'm not familiar with and B) asking me to write a Mary Sue.

* PRICES *

I am willing to write either a one-shot or a short fic.

"Hey, Chris, what do you mean by_?"

-- One-shot: single fic, ranging between 4,000-5,000 words. (For the sake of a better story, I might go a bit over, but I won't charge extra :3)
-- Short fic: 3-5 chapter fic, ranging between 3,000-4,000 words per chapter. No short fics I take on will ever exceed 20,000 words

... 1.) One-shot: $5

... 2.) Short fic: $3/per chapter

For those of you that also suck at math:

... 3 chapters = $9
... 4 chapters = $12
... 5 chapters = $15

WILLS AND WON'TS

Just so I'm not wasting anyone's time, here is a list of things I WILL NOT WRITE FOR.

- Doctor Who
- Hetalia
- Bleach
- Naruto
- One Piece
- My Little Pony
- Homestuck
- Star Trek
- Sonic
- Mass Effect
- D. Gray Man

All of the above listed things are too long for me to get into and/or things I have no interest in whatsoever. I've seen like, 9 eps of Bleach, none of Doctor Who, and don't even get me started on Homestuck. These all may be great, but they're just too long for me to get into for the sake of writing a fic.

So, here is a list of what I will be more than happy to write for!

Anime/Manga
-- Absolute Boyfriend
-- Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood AND the original series)
-- Rurouni Kenshin/ Samurai X
-- Yu-Gi-Oh! (the original series. I haven't seen GX, 5D's, or whatever else you kids are watching nowadays)
-- Nana
-- Soul Eater
-- Sailor Moon
-- Saint Tail
-- Princess Tutu
-- DNAngel
-- Blood Plus
-- Busou Renkin
-- Tokyo Mew Mew
-- Cowboy Bebop
-- Ayashi no Ceres
-- Imadoki!
-- Ouran High School Host Club
-- Wolf's Rain
-- Hakuouki
-- Peace Maker Kurogane

Books
-- A Song of Ice and Fire/ Game of Thrones
-- Harry Potter
-- Inkheart trilogy
-- Inheritance cycle
-- The Hunger Games

Cartoons
-- Sym-Bionic Titan
-- Adventure Time*
-- Gravity Falls

Movies and TV Shows
-- Game of Thrones
-- Law & Order SVU
-- NCIS
-- How To Train Your Dragon
-- Wreck it Ralph
-- Most Disney, Pixar, or Dreamworks movies
-- The "hit" Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki movies, meaning: Kiki's Delivery Service, Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Castle in the Sky, Arrietty, Spirited Away, Nausicaa, Howl's Moving Castle, and Ponyo

Video Games
-- Left 4 Dead/L4D2
-- Golden Sun (1-3)
-- Fire Emblem (only Sacred Stones)
-- Star Ocean (1, 3, 4)
-- Radiata Stories
-- Harvest Moon (FoMT, SI, ToTT, ANB)
-- Infinite Undiscovery

I'm currently working on a 3 part series for Adventure Time. If your commission idea overlaps too much with my existing plans or just seems to similar, I'll have to decline. Sorry :(

I will do any hetero, homo, yaoi/yuri, or multi-partner pairing you can think up. However, your options are not limited to romance. Throw me one for friendship, horror, action, tragedy, family, hurt/comfort, suspense -- any genre your heart desires :3

GOT QUESTIONS? HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS! (maybe)

Why do you charge for your work?/Why won't you take requests?
- A girl's gotta eat :/

I don't have money now. Can you write me a fic and I'll pay you later?
- Nope.

I want to commission you for a fandom you haven't listed above.
- PM me! I'll let you know if I'll accept :3 There's probably quite a few things I could write for that I can't remember atm.

I need my commission by Tuesday/tomorrow/six hours from now!
- If you have some sort of a deadline, I need to know at least 2 weeks in advance. I have a job, a social life, and (occassionally) I require sleep. Can't spend every waking moment prepared to drop what I'm doing to write fanfics xD

I would like to pay you in Trident Layers.
- Have your people contact my people to make the arrangements.

I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED >:(
- PM ME, HOMESLICE! I DON'T BITE

...much

* TRIBUTE TIME! *

(im)Perfect Fanart

(Omg I still can't even believe you guys made me fanart, it makes me so happy like iusgdasdyuf ;w; )

YO, DUDES. These people are awesome. Go enjoy their awesome awesomeness.

Rorpie: [scene from chapter 3]
Fabula.et.Dolum: [scene from chapter 7]
mandythebat: [scene from chapter 11]

Fanfics

[50 Shades of Red] by sushi4427

This is a totally adorable fic that sushi4427 wrote! C: It's Marshall/Gumball and super cute, what more reason do you need to check it out?

[The Cooldown Prince] by dellvanity

Based on and branched off of my work, (im)Perfect. Basically an alternate storyline written by dellvanity.