FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| kelpylion |
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. Let's see, I'm supposed to talk about myself here. OK, here are the basics: Sex: Female. Age: X. 3(5^2)-(X+1)=6^2-[(5-2)+(-67+70)] Country: U.S. Favorite Fandom: The usual-Harry Potter. Though I'm thinking about doing a 1984 piece. Appearance: This has no effect on my writing, and therefore you do not need to know it. Name: I am paranoid about disclosing my real name (plus I hate it) so just call me Kelpy. Type of Fics I write: Short, generally. Angst. I LOVE angst. Ergo it's mostly short angst. But there's always the occasional snippet of humor or fluff. Random Fact: I have an empty marshmallow fluff jar that I use to store excess fluff. (You know how they have the word 'Fluff' imprinted on the glass? O_o.) I open it only when my writing threatens to plummet into the realm of pointless angst. (You know, when your characters start getting kidnapped, beaten, and murdered for no reason except to torture your readers. Not a pretty sight.) Alright, I don't have much stuff here. I've got a bunch of poetry over on fictionpress if you'd like to check it out. http://www.fictionpress.com/~kelpylion (URL now corrected) WARNING: As of this moment, everything here is pre- OoP, but most of my fics were not affected by it. The only thing that is out-of-sync with canon is 'Perfect Deception,' but it's still my most highly recommended piece. | |||||||
1. Ode to Blood Pops reviewsAnother wizarding candy poem...A jingle for Blood Pops on the Wizarding Wireless Network...as sung by a vampire.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-032. Ode to Chocolate Frogs reviewsA humorous ode to everyone's favorite amphibian...mmmm, chocolate...R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-033. An Ode to Bertie Bott's Beans reviewsA rather Seuss-esque ode to everyone's favorite magical treat! R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 8-5-034. Here Comes the Sun » reviews3 Beatles songfics, so far. Harry muses on his love for Ginny to the tune of 'Something', Remus Lupin pines for his lost daughter and wife in 'Let It Be', and Ron reflects on Voldemort's downfall in 'Here Comes the Sun.'Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 12-7-02 - Harry P. & Ginny W.5. Snapshots of The Darkness » reviewsChoice scraps from and unfinished year 5 fanfic. Not neccesarily in chronilogical order. More chapters to come! R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-03 - Harry P.6. Perfect Deception reviewsLily Potter painted a picture I could not resist. I was sure that she was completely under my control; she created the perfect deception.Voldemort's POV, rating for language. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-10-03 - Voldemort & Lily Evans P.7. Complete Works of The Sorting Hat » reviewsA collection of songs sung through the years by the sorting hat, available for use by fanfiction authors. Each chapter is a new song...enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 12-27-02 - Albus D.8. Frosty The Ferret reviewsA Draco Malfoy parody of "Frosty The Snowman"-originally written about someone I know.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-20-02 - Draco M. & Ron W.
