YES I AM ALIVE. I have updated several stories in the past month so be proud of me

The Haruno Clan, Icecube 2 Is Melting, and It's In Her Eyes have been updated!

UPDATING PROGRESS:

-RELEASING NEW STORY SOON! (see New Story Idea section at bottom)

-TFoK (The Flower of Konoha)

-It's In Her Eyes

Hiya people!

A little about myself:

I am a student with waaay too much on her schedule. Yes, I am female. I love to make stories. Completing them, however, is a different story. I'm bad with conclusions/endings. Sometimes I finish the story in my head and forget what I've actually written. Whoops. I'm bad at humor. I can't just begin writing something funny, the humor just has to come to me. I can't force it, so that's why my humor stories take so long (Sorry KakashiSempai! readers, I think that one is going to die)

I loooove music. Music is my muse and it is what keeps me sane. Without it I might just go on a psychotic rampage because of my... family problems. Anyway, here are some awesome bands you should check out. Listen to them while you're reading my stories or something.

-Florence The Machine

-2NE1

So obviously I'm in love with SasuSaku. I HATE Sasuke though (*insert "Sasuke is an ASSHOLE" rant*). But for some reason I love him with Sakura. My second and third favorite couples are SasoSaku and DeiSaku. Actually, most of AkaSaku couples are my second favorites. BUT ITACHI IS MINE. My favorite characters are Sakura, Tsunade, Itachi, Kakashi, and Ino. I love ItaSaku too, but it shifts between a love/hate relationship, depending on whether the latest ItaSaku story I've read is good or not.

Karin. Is. A. Bitch. Ass. Hoe.

Sorry, had to get that out of the way. You will never see a nice/good/changed-for-the-better Karin in any of my stories. NevereverevereverAMEN.

LIKE OH MY GOD. I think I might start writing Harry Potter fanfics. What do ya'll think?

So I am lacking inspiration right now, but after reading a couple fanfics with some rare, and some never before seen Sakura pairings (she's my fav character if you couldn't guess) I have decided that I am going to start populating the endagered species. You see I feel kinda bad when i search couples like Deidara X Sakura and come up with, like, 9 pages. The man has mouths on his hands people! Imagine what he can do with those! Ahem, anyway, back to the subject. I want ot increase the amount of rare Sakura couple stories out there.

So what do I mean by rare couples? Here are some examples:

! Kisame X Tsunade ! (OH YES YOU READ RIGHT!)

Hidan X Sakura (hey, its kinky XD )

Deidara X Sakura (mouths on his hands people!)

Sasori X Sakura ('cause you can never have enough)

Madara X Sakura (Not a personal favorite of mine, but if you guys want me to, i can make it work)

If you can think of any others, PM me and I'll write a ONE-SHOT for you :) and if I really like how the one shot turned out, I might even make a short series (like my Icecube 2 story... with which I failed at keeping it a one shot haha).

*NEW STORY IDEAS*

Hokage-sama

Naruto was training with Jaraiya for six years. During Year 1 Sakura was apprenticed to Tsunade. Year 2 she made Chuunin and head medic of the hospital. Year 3 she was recruited by Danzo and the Elders. Year 4 she made Jounin and ANBU. By Year 5 her connections with the elders and Danzo gave her more power in the village than anyone could guess. And after a horrible attack on Konoha that left the village devastated and depleted of shinobi forces, the people mourning the loss of their Godaime looked to Tsunade's apprentice, almost alike to Tsunade in every way in the eyes of the people. And so in Year 6 Haruno Sakura was named Sixth Hokage, Rokudaime, of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Danzo and the Elders thought it was perfect- a young and inexperienced Hokage, a long-time puppet of theirs, surely easy to control. Sakura stood by the windows of her new office, overlooking the destroyed village. A smirk grew on her face. If Danzo and the Elders thought that she would let them rule her... They were wrong. This was her village now.-- Rated M, i think. This story has been hopping around in my head for a while. Pairing: eventual SasukeXSakura. And yes, Naruto will return in this story eventually. This story will have many plot twists.

Doll-Face(Title WILL change)

Naruto once again catches up to Sasuke. As the two of them battle, they are interrupted by an Akatsuki member who was supposed to be dead... with a puppet that looks exactly like a familiar teammate of theirs that had been missing for the past year. Is it really Sakura? Could she really be dead?-- This is for all my SasoriXSakura fans who cried when Sasori died in The Flower of Konoha. I promised you a SasoSaku fic, and here ya go! Rated M, for SasoSaku yumminess and violence

The Tempest

It was a cruel form of torture. They secretly loved it. The way their muscles became harder, their movements faster, the combination of grace and lethality that defined kunoichi. They hadn't seen Konoha in over a year. Now they would be returning as completely different people. The girls wondered if this would be a good or a bad thing.-- Yes, I'm planning on re-writing The Tempest; the first time didn't really come out as planned. :) No pairings planned yet. Rated T for now.

Into the Mist

Sakura is a legendary shinobi from the Village Hidden in the Mist. As the Third Shinobi War reaches it' peak, through astonishing circumstances, the Kage of the Mist decides to offer an alliance with Konohagakure. Lady Shizune is sent as a diplomat to speak with the Godaime Tsunade of Konoha, and Sakura is assigned as Shizune's personal bodyguard. The first thing Sakura thought when she entered the village was, "What is with these shinobi? Orange and green jumpsuits?!" But the last thing the ruthless kunoichi expected was to make friends and fall in love with Konoha.-- Rated M?, this one sounds promising. Wonder if you guys will like it? No pairings decided. (I'll probably start working on this one next)

Stronger

The Naruto girls- Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, and Temari- are hurled back in time through some strange jutsu and end up back in their genin days, just before the Chuunin exam. With memories of a harsh future, the girls use what they learned from their future to recreate who they were in the past. This time, it is they who will be stronger. --Rated T for now, no mature content planned. No pairings decided.

Reven9e

Reincarnation. The amount of power needed to cast such a jutsu was beyond imagination. Indeed, she had died from it. So had her remaining brothers and sisters. But it would be worth it when they achieved Vengeance. It was too bad the idiot Uchiha had allowed his younger brother to live. A bitter smile lit Sakura's face, transforming her young face into one of age and weariness, outlined with grim determination. But perhaps she should allow Sasuke to suffer a bit more. After all, he was the reincarnation of the man who had completely wiped out her race.-- Oh hohoho! I have tried planning this one out for about two years yet I could never get it right. WARNING: Should I write this, it will be a story of epic proportions and extrememly long. I really want to write this one. But it's daunting to think of how much will need to go into this plot. Rated M for WAR.