FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Inglorious DMK |
Author has written 60 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Beyblade, Hikaru no Go, Harvest Moon, FAKE, Naruto, Gravitation, Fire Emblem, Petshop Of Horrors, Harry Potter, South Park, Kyou Kara Maou, Witch Hunter Robin, Sukisho, Kill Bill, Yami no Matsuei, Ouran High School Host Club, Prince of Tennis, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Count Cain: God Child, Diana Wynne Jones, and Nightrunner series. I am writing in fandoms that people actually read again so here have some Hetalia why not. Some advice to all the up-and-comers: 1) Everyone starts off writing crap. I did, and you did, too. You think you sprung out fully formed from Hemingway's head? You did not. Got people telling you that your FIRST EVAR STORY is the most brilliant thing they have ever read? Other folk's low standards do not validate you. Keep at it and you will eventually not suck, that is all. 2) Read real books. Read things other than Harry Potter and Twilight and Tolkien. Read avant-guarde modern Chinese literature, read Dostoevsky, read that irresistible pop fiction darling Haruki Murakami, I do not care. Learn by example, and make sure those examples aren't awful. 3) Every time you use "the bespectacled boy" god kills a puppy. Becoming bitter and disillusioned is totally optional, but makes you about ten times more cool. | |||||||||
1. Solomon Grundy reviewsSeven days and a nursery rhyme more dear to Cain’s heart than he knew.Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-09 - Cain H. & Riff R. - Complete2. Tale of a Makeshift Cutlery Drawer reviewsGermany’s woken up in any number of strange scenarios, but it’s terribly more distressing when it’s one of his own creation.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-3-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete3. Little Red Flowers reviewsTea, falsetto, adventure novels, and a couple of hopeless romantics.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-09 - England & France - Complete4. From the Mulberry Cocoon reviewsSometimes you know the feeling long before you know the word.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-09 - England & France - Complete5. Noble Rot reviewsWhen conditions are just right, something unexpectedly sweet can be produced.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-09 - France & England - Complete6. Terror reviewsArthur pays Francis a visit in early 1793.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-09 - France & England - Complete7. Dissonance in Cuttime reviewsThough they may have forgotten, their feet still know the steps.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-09 - France & England - Complete8. Tarnish reviewsHistory is remembered by the participants.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-09 - France & England - Complete9. Italy Cleans Storage reviewsItaly cleans out Germany’s attic and finds something unexpected.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-09 - N. Italy & Germany - Complete10. but the sky is a deep summer blueAdalbert, Julia, some questions, some answers. Sometimes love is more than you know how to say.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Published: 5-3-09 - Adelbert vG. & Julia vW. - Complete11. Purl Two reviewsYuuri likes the way Gwendal’s hands move.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-09 - Yuuri S. & Gwendal vV. - Complete12. And a Smile, Achingly Familiar reviewsAdalbert can’t stop thinking about her, and Conrad is everywhere.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-09 - Adelbert vG. & Conrad W. - Complete13. Two Ships reviewsConrad learns how to move on with the help of baseball, anime, and a dude with rocking dreads.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-08 - Complete14. That Which Makes Life Divine reviews[YuuriGisela YuuriWolfram] Yuuri never thought to ask himself the important questions before Gisela smiled at him like that.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-0715. Crooked As reviewsYozak's not who he used to be, and Murata is what he always was.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-8-07 - Yozak G. & Murata K. - Complete16. Zero Trans Fats reviewsAlec ends up in Kawamura Sushi for reasons that are never adequately explained. Takashi takes it all in stride.Crossover - Prince of Tennis & Nightrunner series - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-07 - Kawamura T. - Complete17. And Everything In Between reviewsIt's the closest Gwendal's ever been to falling in love, and it's ruining the careful order of his life. It all used to be so easy.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-4-07 - Gwendal vV. & Yuuri S. - Complete18. The Story of Yozak Red Riding Hood reviews[YozakMurata] A fairytale spoof: Dark woods, men in dresses, picnic baskets, you know the deal.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-7-06 - Complete19. Melodramatic reviews[Hitachiin genfic] Kaoru accepts the inevitable. Hikaru overreacts. Kaoru underreacts. It's just a few rooms down, after all.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-24-06 - Kaoru H. & Hikaru H. - Complete20. Reminisce reviews[ficlet, MurakiOriya] There was only one moment when Muraki was ever his.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-06 - Complete21. The Fine Line reviews[BillBeatrix, 50 sentences] Love, hate, and all that agony in between.Kill Bill - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-9-06 - Complete22. Not Quite the Usual reviewsOne of Howl's attempted conquests is a little... out of the norm.Crossover - Harry Potter & Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-2-06 - Severus S. - Complete23. Kotetsu and Izumo: 30 Kisses » reviews[KotetsuIzumo] 30 themes, 30 kisses, 30 ficlets and drabbles of KotetsuIzumo goodness. What more could you want?Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 2-3-05 - Izumo K. & Kotetsu H.24. 30 Kisses for Kyle and Christophe » reviews[KyleChristophe] 30 themes, 30 kisses, 30 drabbles and ficlets of ChristopheKyle goodness. M for SPstyle language, not naughtiness. Yet.South Park - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 2-2-05 - Kyle B. & Christophe25. Presumptuous reviews[YozakMurata] Murata tries to explain to Yozak who he is. Yozak isn't quite buying it.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-28-06 - Complete26. Mission Romance reviews[ShinNana] Shinichirou's plans for a romantic evening are thwarted somethin' fierce.Sukisho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-1-06 - Complete27. Myrrha reviews[ConradWolfram] It's wrong and it makes him sick, but he can't stop loving him like this. UPDATE: formatting edited to show breaks, my apologiesKyou Kara Maou - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-5-05 - Complete28. Fun With Codenames! reviews[YozakMurata, minor YuuriWolfram] Notes between Murata and Yozak during one of Yozak's away missions. Silly codenames abound.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-5-05 - Complete29. Daisies and Lost Dreams reviews[some slight MichaelSakaki] Michael's life has not really changed, but his illusions have.Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete30. Devoted reviews[YozakMurata, companion to 'Fated'] Murata is irrational. Yozak is helpless. Love is difficult.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-05 - Complete31. Fated reviews[Drabble, YozakMurata] What they are, why they are, and what that means to Yozak.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-05 - Complete32. Pretending reviews[YozakMurata, onesided MurataYuuri] Murata angsts, Yozak comforts.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-05 - Complete33. A Firm Talking To reviewsMurata gives the Original King a firm talking to after the events of episode 41.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-17-05 - Murata K. & Shinou - Complete34. Unexpected reviews[LeonD] 100word drabble. Post vol 10. D reflects on Leon's predictability.Petshop Of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-05 - Complete35. Doomed reviews[DLeon, DVesca] D reflects on the night his father died. Volume 10 spoilers.Petshop Of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-2-05 - Complete36. Do What the Russians Do reviews[Yaoi, KennyBryan, some TalaKai] Drunken partying results in unlikely matchups, but none so unlikely as this.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-26-05 - Kenny/Professor - Complete37. Devil's in the Details reviews[KaiRei] Rei tries to make smalltalk, and hits upon a sensitive subject.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-15-05 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete38. Monday Morning » reviewsSomething was very, very wrong, and Shuichi knew at that moment that nothing would ever be right again. DEATHFIC. Discontinued.Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 9-19-04 - Shuichi S. & Hiroshi N. - Complete39. Paper Fetish reviewsHarry never reads Draco's notes, but he keeps them nonetheless. [somewhat movieverse, onesided HarryDraco, implied RonHermione]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-28-04 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete40. Lunchtime Chats reviewsJJ and Leon do a little catching up over lunch.Crossover - FAKE & Petshop Of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-27-04 - Leon - Complete41. The Question reviews[LeonD] Yeah, well, Leon leaned back against the railing and looked away from the haunting beauty he was addressing, I'm not entirely sure I want to know the answer.Petshop Of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-15-04 - Complete42. The Taste of Smoke reviews[KagaTsutsui] Tsutsui and Kaga argue over the evils of smoking, with unexpected results.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-13-04 - Complete43. Of Fowl and Furniture reviewsIt starts with a simple question: Why is a raven like a writing desk?Petshop Of Horrors - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-30-04 - Complete44. Kindling reviews[300 word drabble] Wil acts oddly while gathering firewood. YAOI, RavenWil.Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-24-04 - Complete45. Not Love reviewsKennyKai. A chance meeting in a Russian cafe leads to something more.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-04 - Kenny/Professor & Kai H. - Complete46. Calling a Truce » reviewsRay and Wyatt, silly fanboys and rivals for Kai's affections, decide to call a temporary truce when they discover a letter from Tala.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 4-12-04 - Ray/Rei K. & Wyatt - Complete47. Must be Fate reviewsSpencer's always had a thing for short guys, but there's only one that he's really got his eye on... yaoi, SpencerKevin.Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-1-04 - Kevin & Spencer - Complete48. Injury » reviewsA lot of fics seem to have everything work out in the end and everyone lives happily ever after. But of course, life is hardly ever like that. ReixKai, dark, suicidal thoughts.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-17-04 - Published: 12-21-03 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete49. Wildflowers and Whiskey reviewsDee makes another visit to the graveyard. Who does he need to see now? And how can a silent grave help him fix the void he feels inside? DeeArnon, DeeRyo.FAKE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-7-04 - Complete50. Living a Life of Regret reviewsArnon's thoughts as he makes his last delivery. Some onesided DeeArnon... and, well, you all know how it ends.FAKE - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-26-04 - Complete51. Forever Lost reviewsSasuke returns to Konoha after a 5 year absence... but is Naruto still waiting for him? Yaoi and het, SasuNaru, NaruHina.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-9-04 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete52. The Chosen » reviewsKai has been keeping some secrets from the Bladebreakers... namely, that he's one of the Chosen Ten, and that he has a twin sister. You know, little stuff like that... Yaoi, KaixRay and TalaxOC. Hints of TysonxMax. COMPLETE.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 2-19-03 - Complete53. Hopeless Love reviewsSometimes, love just doesn't make sense. Onesided ItaNaru, Naruto's POV.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-22-03 - Naruto U. - Complete54. Drake's Crazy Day reviewsAn odd fic about Drake and the weirdest day of his life. DrakeJJ, DeeRyo. shrugs It's... er... odd.FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 10-16-03 - Complete55. Escalators reviewsWho knew that Rei's greatest fear was escalators? Shonen ai, KaiReiBeyblade - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-28-03 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete56. Kiss by Moonlight reviewsYAOI JackCliff. A bit of fluff and nonsense from Cliff's POV.Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-22-03 - Complete57. Raven Hair and Laughing Eyes reviewsDEATHFIC. YAOI. RayxKai. Kai is living a lie, can a visit from Ray make him stop?Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-29-03 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete58. Loved reviewsSequel to 'Skipping'. Short KagaTsutsui moment. Sappy. Please, please review.Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-23-03 - Complete59. Skipping reviewsA short KagaTsutsui fic. Please review, I want to do a rewrite and I need to know where I've gone wrong. Thanx!Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-24-03 - Complete60. Random Bits of DBZ Humor » reviewsExactly what it says. Random, humorous DBZ shorts. Comepletely pointless, and I like it that way.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-9-03 - Published: 1-18-03 - Complete
