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Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Forgotten Realms. 03/29/07 I am not dead. I am writing Original Fiction (the capital letters make it more important, of course). Asfaloth, Huan, Noldor and the like have been placed on a back burner (a back, back, wa-a-ay back burner). I did, however, recently write a very short parody. I may, or may not, post it, depending on my beta's advice, and whether I decide it's even remotely worth it. Erestor writes much better parodies than I do. 07/13/07 I am still not dead. I am still writing Original Fiction (in theory). Not much has changed. My beta did not advise me about posting one way or the other, but she did say she liked it. I tweaked it for the enth time and decided someone might get a laugh out of it. Voila! Presto chango! Abracadabra! Here it is! Erestor still writes better parodies than I do. Actually writing them might have something to do with it, IMN-T-HO (In My Not-Too-Humble Opinion). All About Names is all her fault, by the way. It was my plotbunny, but she made sure it bit me. Now go forth! Read! Review! Write! Review! Stargaze! Review! In case you were wondering, yes, I'm still crazy. | |||||||||||
1. All About Names reviewsWhen Melkor and Sauron next meet after their humilation at the hands [or paws] of Luthien, Beren, and Huan, they discuss how best to restore their damaged reputations.Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-07 - Complete2. A Gift From Oromë » reviewsEveryone knows that the Lord Oromë gave Celegorm the gift of Huan the Hound. But tales are changed with time, and if you asked Oromë himself, or Curufin, you might get a very different story. Finalist in the 2005 Mithril Awards for Best Humor.Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-04 - Published: 9-27-04 - Complete3. The Greatest Torment reviewsAfter his rescue from Thangorodrim, Maedhros dreams of the kinslaying at Alqualondë. Semifinalist in the 2005 Mithril Awards for Best Gapfiller and Best Drama.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-2-04 - Complete4. The Misunderstood Yeti reviewsA day in the life of NastyScar, a much maligned yeti of Icewind Dale, who meets a strange but eminently edible girl with red hair, and an illtempered drow elf.Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-14-04 - Catti-brie & Drizzt D. - Complete5. Between Brothers reviewsA conversation between Caranthir and Curufin, sons of Feanor, about their family. Before the loss of the Silmarils, there were rumors and whispers of unrest. Advice is given and taken from one brother to another.Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-04 - Complete6. They Are Called Man's Best Friend reviewsThe end of Huan, the Hound of Valinor's life through his eyes. Rated PG for dark themes.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-03 - Complete7. An Elf's Best Friend » reviewsA tale of Glorfindel, and his faithful steed Asfaloth. How Glorfindel chose Asfaloth for his mount, and Asfaloth stole Glorfindel's dagger and stuffed it down a rabbit hole. Semifinalist at the 2004 Mithril Awards for Best Humor or Parody.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,436 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-16-03 - Published: 11-2-03 - Glorfindel & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete8. Flight to the Ford: Asfaloth's Tale » reviewsGlorfindel stays in Rivendell, Asfaloth loses a valuable heirloom of Elrond's house, Arwen rides Asfaloth, Asfaloth insults Fingolfin, and the Ringbearer is rescued. Oh, yes! And they're chased by Ringwraiths. Movieverse. Part is taken from the books.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-27-03 - Published: 1-19-03 - Arwen U. & Glorfindel - Complete
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