Hi I'm Ashey Houston I have a youtube show and I will make some FanFics About it and I hope you do to!!

Random Things I randomly say: WACHOWCHI!! CRAP BASKETS! HERAWQUTER! AWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! Thats nice for you. I DONT CARE! BWAHERMI! aww is da baby ok?!

Random Things I randomly do: Lock my self in handcuffs, whip my hair, randomly walk in my belly button shirt and under wear, kick justin then point at his mean girlfriend, wiggle my arms and turn around, randomly laugh, yell whats on my mind at the most in conveniet time.

Random Questiosn I randomly ask: Do kids on the R rated movies, get to see them? Is cracking an egg abortion?If I smash a rock on the ground, does China feel it? If I hit you do YOU feel it? Why isn't there a locked room in Resident evil called the Residence of Evil?When Dante kills a demon does the Devil Cry? Why do some clouds look really fake?

About me: I AM A NERD!! And proud of it! I cospay and animate! :)

I'm a big anime geek and I'm a cosplayer at the moment I am cosplaying MEIKO and Alice Liddell from Madness Returns.

I love HETALIA!! PASTA~! I'm American and proud of it!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics