| Mai Ascot |
Author has written 38 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Sky High, Shakespeare, Magic Thief, Malcolm in the Middle, Young Dracula, Merlin, M.I. High, and Supernatural. Hello everyone :) This is literally my final attempt at having a profile that isn't so full of copy-and-paste even I have to just scroll straight down to my stories without looking at everything, which is a shame, cause I usually have cool and touching stuff on here full of views against abortion and child abuse and racism etc. So yeah. Have a read if you're as bored as I am. Name: Emily :) Origin of Pen Name: Well, my middle name is May, and I preferred the Irish spelling, and my last name is constantly mistaken for Ascot whenever I first meet people, so that's where that came from. The saying is, after all, '"f you can't beat 'em, join 'em". And I tried to beat 'em. And I couldn't. Age: 13 (yes, when I first signed up I was too young. But I'm not now so na-na-na-na-nah. I'm so mature.) Nationality: English :) Yes, I have a proper, run of the mill, 'posh' English accent. No, you cannot make fun of it in your reviews. You know who you are. Random Fact About Self: When I was in Year Three (age about 7/8) I had obligatary recorder lessons which everyone in the UK gets (I'm surprisingly aware that most people who read this are American) and my fingers were so small they didn't cover the holes of the recorder and I was kicked out of class, so for the rest of the year I wrote stories instead :) Still only have size two feet, so yeah... *depression* Smallest feet in the world. Right here. And my hands are smaller than my cousin's, who is eight. Like 13 year old hands vs. eight year old hands. Hey, at least I can touch type really fast now, as my fingers are so small that they fit perfectly inside the keys :D Favourite Quote of All Time: "Reality is such, that, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away" Religion: I'm a Quaker, which is branch of Christianity, and I like to think there's something. What do you do with something? Well, that's for us to discover. People I Worship/Idolise: Charlie McDonnel (also know as charlieissocoollike, he's a YouTuber and amazing), Harry Styles (because he's Harry freaking Styles), Statsbat (her grammar's terrible, but I love her so much it's crazy) and the one, the only, J.K Rowling, who wrote Harry Potter and inspired an entire generation to read :) Reccomended Book/Series of Whenever-I-Update-My-Profile: The Life of Pi, by Yann Martel. BEST. BOOK. EVER. Thing I Am Obsessed With At The Moment: Columbine. I don't know why. It didn't happen in my country, it happened before I was born (by two months and two days) and I have no urges to shoot anyone. I just find the psychology incredible, and I get interested in weird stuff. Like last year, got interested in drawing eyes. Constantly. Stopped. This year, our art project for the YEAR is... EYES. I'm psychic. REMEMBER WHEN... getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? when )m 0 m( was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. "But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Goodbye Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark; my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse; my name he calls I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words, He says its my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free and I run for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain again and again Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah I am but three, Tonight my daddy, murdered me. CHILD ABUSE: MAKE IT STOP. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you; she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you Bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret Keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes Don't look away until she does When she misses you She's hurting inside When you break her heart The pain never really goes away When she says its over She still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" 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1. The Photograph reviewsLisa finds the photo on a Thursday.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-13 - Dean W. & Lisa B. - Complete2. lie here a little longer reviewsCassie and Dean meet three times. (let's make ourselves better/let's make ourselves stronger/sweetheart lets lie here a little longer)Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-13 - Dean W. & Cassie3. Many Tales to Tell » reviewsEvery single HP character is given a ficlet, small or big in canon, they are all listed and written about in alphabetical order by a mad author who's in way over her head. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 2-17-13 - Published: 1-7-124. To Be A Cullen » reviewsWhen Percy is on a mission to investigate some deaths in Forks, he recieves some fatal wounds. But before he can die Carslise finds him. But what happens when Aro becomes interested in the amazingly gifted newborn Cullen? HoO never happened.After TLO, BD.Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 10-12-11 - Aro & Percy J.5. Always Second Best » reviewsAU; When two very different boys go to Hogwarts, nobody would think that they were twins. Charlus Potter is the spoiled Gryffindor BWL raised by his parents, and Harry Potter is a down to earth Ravenclaw, raised by Death. Wrong BWL, Full Summary Inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,346 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 11-2-12 - Published: 10-16-11 - Harry P.6. Ambrosius reviewsAfter seven years of friendship, comes the day Arthur learns Merlin's last name. And he's not very happy that it's cooler than his. No pairings, oneshot.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-2-12 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete7. Halloween reviewsCrookshanks hates Halloween. Hints of HHr if you squint.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-12 - Crookshanks - Complete8. Eat Properly reviewsThe hardships Ingrid Dracula faces at mealtimes when Vlad refuses to eat properly. Written-in-five-minutes!fic, hope you enjoy! Includes: time skips.Young Dracula - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-12 - Ingrid D. & Vladimir D. - Complete9. Because she's my Sister » reviewsThey love each other really. You just have to look hard enough. Because they're brother and sister, and they've always been there for each other. Ingrid/Vlad bonding. NO incest. CBBC owns all.Young Dracula - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-30-12 - Published: 6-9-12 - Vladimir D. & Ingrid D.10. Magda reviews"Madga Westerna did not love. She did not hurt. She did not regret, she did not miss. She did not yearn for a second chance. That's what she told everyone, that's what everyone thought. But Magda Westerna did lie." The tale of Madga, in the only way it can be told - in her own words. For redrachxo, thanks for the idea :)Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-12 - Magda W. & Count D. - Complete11. I Am The Adult reviews"I'm the adult!" so that makes it all better, your eyes slide over the fire place poker. You smile, pretend, your lips aren't sullied by bad words spoken. Do a twirl, say "Whoopee!" because Dad look at you you're the adult and you're as responsible and immaculate and respected as can be. Blane centric, about what happens behind closed doors. CHILD ABUSE. T cause Teens can dealM.I. High - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-12 - Blane W. - Complete12. Never Again reviewsThe de Bois siblings: one died while becoming a mother, one died fighting for somebody who was already gone, and promised to return for vengence, and one died just after learning the most sought after secret of all.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-12 - Ygraine & Agravaine - Complete13. Stepping On Butterflies » reviewsAU. What if the 'Therapist' episode had ended differently? Hal had remembered to put his break on, the boys couldn't prove that they were innocent, and the Physiatrist spoke to Lois and Hal about Malcolm being sent away. Rated T for swearing.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-11-12 - Published: 6-18-12 - Malcom14. Married Life reviews'Married Life. Here's to it.' How I imagine Malcolm's wedding.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-12 - Malcom - Complete15. Stupid Girl reviewsHer reputation was destroyed. She was whisked away from the show without an explanation. And this is why Cynthia stopped Malcolm from ruining his life.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-8-12 - Malcom & Cynthia16. Nikki Knew reviews'Malcolm was Gone. It was all Nikki's fault. Nikki Knew That.' Nikki-centric. The first real girlfriend of Malcolm Wilkerson who lasted more than two episodes. She deserves a tribute.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-12 - Malcom17. All Grown Up reviews'So hold your breath, Hold your heart, I'll watch you fill the cursed cup of luck, These are your children, Lois: All Grown Up.' And maybe I'm hating on Lois again. But she totally deserves it. K because I have no reason to T it this time. I think. And yes; I have just written poetry.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-12 - Lois - Complete18. Gravestone reviewsBecause that's where it'll lead, Lois. Because you should have taught them better. Lois!Bashing. Swearing. T.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-12 - Lois - Complete19. Celebrate The People reviewsCelebrate the people who deserve to be celebrated. Celebrate Queen Elizabeth II. Happy Diamond Anniversary Your Majesty! James S. Potter can't see the point of cebebrating the muggle Queen. His father enlightens him and his six year old cuteness.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-12 - James S. P. & Harry P.20. Malcolm No Longer in the Middle reviewsWARNING: Suicide attempts/thoughts of suicide. Malcolm tries to kill himself, and it seems that no matter how hard he tries, somebody always turns up at the wrong time. Brotherly Love - no slash. Rated T for suicide. PG-13.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-30-12 - Malcom21. The Child is Enchanted » reviewsAU Luke is enchanted by a spectre of the force, his curse is simple: Obey every command you are given. But when he is captured by Darth Vader, what will he do when he finds out about his son's curse? Ella Enchanted inspired. Rated K may be changed .Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 1-1-12 - Luke S. & Darth Vader22. Boy reviewsPost-Found. Nevery walks in, and is expecting the Not-Conn.Magic Thief - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-12 - Conn & Nevery23. Empty Missing Broken Gone reviewsShe was Empty. He was Missing. She was Broken. He was Gone. Set in Lost Hero/Son of Neptune timeline. Percabeth!Angst. Oneshot. Because it had to be done. I disclaim. Rated K.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-12 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete24. Once reviews-'Yes, Andrew had been adored once.' Oneshot, because Shakespeare's infectious. Don't tell my English teacher.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-12 - Complete25. Such a Beautiful Disaster reviewsSongfic: Clarisse is on her top secret mission, and comes across the city of Phoenix, searching for an entrance to the Labyrinth. While working, her mind wanders to a halfblood named Chris Rodguirez. T mainly because of extreme paranoia. And other stuff.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-22-12 - Clarisse R. & Chris R.26. The One Who Stayed reviewsThey all said that she would be better with the Commander's son, that they had been friends since birth so why stop there? Why, she asked. Why did he leave, and yet the Commander's child threw her away. Layla/Warren.Sky High - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-12 - Layla W. & Warren P.27. Stolen From Sight » reviewsBaron Battle has broken out of prison and kidnapped his son from school, not to torture him, but to Pacify him, and raise him 'right'. T for language, may change.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-27-12 - Published: 3-26-12 - Warren P.28. Come Home reviewsSet in gap between TLH and SoN. Sally's sitting on a bed, begging him to come home. Oneshot. Rated K . Extreme Agnst.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-9-12 - Sally J. & Percy J. - Complete29. scream if you want to go faster-"...he had grinned and said to scream if she wanted to go faster" My first attempt at Free Verse. Constructive criticism needed. Accident inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Published: 2-27-12 - Fleur D. & Bill W.30. Dark Angelo reviewsHades had the brilliant idea to send Nico on a Guardian Angel Mission to someone who cannot be saved, and doesn't want to be. When Tom Riddle is eleven years old, he gets two visitors in one day. And one just keeps on visiting. Time skips, Oneshot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-14-12 - Voldemort & Nico A. - Complete31. She Heard reviews"Something's about to burst forth from Eloise Midgen... but I don't think it's a swan." What if Eloise heard this comment, and many others? What would go through the mind of poor Eloise Midgen?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-12 - Eloise M. & Ron W.32. Perfect reviewsSongfic, F**kin' Perfect by Pink. Remus Lupin and 'Dora Tonks. Absolutely Perfect, in every way. T for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-12 - N. Tonks & Remus L.33. Never Grow Up reviewsThere was a ghost in the cupboard. The ghost wasn't scary. The ghost said that it's name was Harry, Harry James Potter. Olivia had stared for a while. Then she had yelled for her Dad. AU What if the Dursley's went too far? What if Harry never grew up?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-6-12 - Harry P. & OC - Complete34. Not a Nice Man reviewsA look into the life of Argus Filch, and how he became the cruel man he is to this day. Rated K . Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-11 - Argus F.35. They Steal Children reviewsPetunia Dursley's reflections on her nephew, her sister, that crackpot old fool and what the wizards do when magical children reach eleven years old. No pairings or slash. Oneshot. Rated K .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-21-11 - Petunia D. & Harry P. - Complete36. What Happened to Bella Black? reviewsHe had automatically stepped backwards. The smallest of steps, really. Bellatrix looks back on her and Sirius's relationship. Bella Black missed him more than anything. Bellatrix Lestrange wasn't so sure. Yet another oneshot. T because I'm paranoid.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-11 - Bellatrix L. & Sirius B. - Complete37. You Are Not Percy Jackson reviewsYou had been missing for eight months. Then you just came in, not remembering, asking 'Don't I know you' Well you do. But you wouldn't know. You are not Percy Jackson. Not Yet. SoN, Nico sees Percy for the first time with amnesia. Spur of the moment fic.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-8-11 - Nico A. & Percy J. - Complete38. Believe it or Not reviewsHe blinked once and held his tiny chubby hands out to me, opening and closing them, and a small smile graced his perfect little face. At that moment I knew I loved my brother, but I would never ever admit it. Oneshot, From Triton's POV about his sibling.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-15-11 - Triton & Percy J. - Complete