Bonjour, and welcome to the Wonderful World of my mind. It can get very confusing at times so just bare with me ;)

I should probably introduce myself. I am DracoUDanced or in the real world Mattie. Well not really, my French teacher just called me that once! So im currently 14 AND A HALF! (as of August) and live in the Potato state.I am also getting my !DRIVERS PERMIT! in Augest! (insert Target Lady form S.N.L. saying 'yay' here) I am OBSESSED with Glee, Starkid, Harry Potter, and DARREN CRISS, aka my IDOL!

Im a HUGE supporter of GAY RIGHTS and the LGBT community. I am PANSEXUAL myself...i will be VERY proud of anyone who knows what that is :D

So i have this adserd theory and this is it... Dobby is Draco’s real father and everyone tranfors to PIGFATS, its on Mars. Rumbleroar, hes a lion that can talk, finally gives into having a dance but it wakes his sleeping cubs anyway. Professor Mcgonnagill and Sevorus Snake swap places and learn from each other. Then Draco wakes up, only to find out that it was all a dream and we find out that it is really his Twin brother, Smaco.

Hope you love me!!! (wow i totally just had a Rachel Berry moment)

Now here is my Twitter account name thing... @The_Llamanator ... yah know, incase some of you fine peoples wanna be my friend...or stalk me.Ether works, but i prefer friends :D

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Burt

2. Sue

3. Principle Figgins

4. Kurt

5. Brittney

6. Sebastian

7. Mr. Shue

8. Blaine Warbler!

9. April Rhodes

10. Santana

11. Puck

12. Holly Holiday

1. ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

no and no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yah…like the Llamanator. THAT GOOD.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ummm I think it would be if 8 got 12 pregnant. But since 8 is gay and 12 is a teacher…..

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Noooooo. But im sure they would be funny

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hahaha. More like partners in crime

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10! Its Brittana

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having making-out?

I think he would look horrified, swallow, back away slowly, then make the Glee kids sing about it.

8. Make up a titel for a Three/Ten fic.

Sometimes the winners lose. It would be a hurt/comfort fic.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I guess there could be…like bonding I guess

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

In the mist

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Grace Kelley by Mika or Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelley Clarkston

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Why?

warning: confrontation and Language…..Holly would work at Dalton and see what Sebastian does to Blaine. Kurt tells Burt about Sebastian and he teams up with Holly to confront Sebastian.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never specifically about her but she’s appeared in some that I’ve read.

100 questions about DracoUDanced.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my arm. Running into a mailbox on my bike and not even bleeding from it, yet I have a scar…

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Long mirror. OH and a guitar JOUNEY gave me signed by all of them….it’s pretty amazing.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't know, I'm asleep if/when it happens

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock, Show tunes, basically anything but Hip-Hop and Rap.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Just after midnight

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To get a collage scholarship

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I left my heart in SAN FRANCISCO!

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Bullwinkle a stuffed animal cat. Named after my first cat she used to play hockey with my dad.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 feet 5 inches

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes

*12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Idina Menzel when she was singing

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Meow by Katy Perry

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? no preference

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I actually don't see that happening, at all.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Hot Green tea latte with Lung Ching DragonWell from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Canadian Bacon and Pineapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Red Vines! Or Watermelon.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No! Who DOES that?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A large Cameo blessed by Pope John Paul right before he passed from my Grandpa.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? No. I mostly just go to Macy*s

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Two cats and a dog and some fish.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? yes.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Be honest and tell them.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Lucky number 13

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I’m a blond, sooo blonds I guess.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I only ever call my parents so them. I text my friends.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? people who try to force their views on you.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yah Mexico twice, and im going to Italy and Paris, France this January

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Darren Criss

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Jane Lynch, Ally from Ally & AJ, Lots of famous motorcycle industry people,

37. FIRST JOB? Ummm I don’t think 14 year olds are allowed to work yet…

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes and it was not a very good one.. something about the zebra store

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Cleaning room

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nopedy nope no

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? hair

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, and never will

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? iPhone

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Number between negative one and one..so zero

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? All the time.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Dove

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? It was turkey but now im trying to go veggie

52. ANY BAD HABITS? not cleaning my room

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? none

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? a little bit

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I box it out, like Blaine…or take it out on my fencing opponent

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Where I live now, Cali will always be my first home

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Legos!

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 66

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, all the freaking time

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Depends

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Sense of humour, good attitude, caring nature, awesome eyes, supports my career choices

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Maddie, Mattie, Tiger, Madizoink, Zoink, Frizzy Haired Freak

67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? OneRepublic, Katy perry, Darren Criss

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? SMASH, Once Upon A Time, Glee, I survived a Japanese game show

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? didn't take those tests yet

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla bean

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes, but I also have two thumbs

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Monday, it’s now Wednesday

74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 85

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don't care really

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The Script

77. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #73? None none no

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my momma

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Eyes good eye contact is a good way to judge confidence

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Think Madison Think by my bff Bella

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? don't really hate anything

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September through February

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Pieces

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blond

86. EYE COLOR? Blue/green/yellow/white

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Taco Bell or King Burger

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NOOOO its gorse

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Glee, my mom and I are starting from the beginning

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Friday the 13

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Trumpet, ukulele, violin, guitar, drums, and self taught piano

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I'm not into politics, but I want to be a lawyer strange

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Purple sunglasses

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Honda Element aka toaster car

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and The Land Of Stories

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: nonexistent...forever alone

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
yep

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Depends...Why did the Government finally track me down??

Looks around nervously then go hides in the sock drawer*

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
like two…Voldemort and Dumbledore and Harry

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean (I didn’t know that)

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius (I didn’t know this one)

What’s Harry’s?
James (I knew this one!)

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly (that totally makes since, but i still didn't know it)

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yes

Read All The Books?
first,second,third,forth,seventh

What Do You Think Of JKR?
SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot

Favorites

Weasley?
Hmm…it’s a tie. Fred and George.

Character overall?
DRACO!

Female Character?
Hermione

Male Charcter?
other than the twins and Draco, Ron.

Group Of Characters?
Golden Trio

Adult?
Everyone’s Jewish Mom a.k.a. Molly Weasly

Professor?
Minerva McGonagall

Ship?
hmmm...any pairing with Harry in it as long as its NOT Ginny... or Ron.

Spell?
Wigardium leviosa

Sweet?
ice mice

Place?
Hogwarts...or Pigfarts

Weasley Twin?
*le gasp* You want me…to choose?

Product?
Invisibility cloak/time turner

Shop?
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?
ginny

Character, Overall?
Victor Krum

Female?
Ginny (she just annoys me)

Male?
Percey

Adult?
Vernan

Student?
the one that’s in every seen but no one knows his name

Spell?
Crucio

Book?
Goblit of Fire

Ship?
Draco/Pansy

Sweet?
Bloodpops! to me they taste like strawberries, not blood

Death Eater?
the one with the mask...get it?

Shop?
Zonko’s.

Place?
Dursley’s.

Professor?
Your Mama Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
Cute!

Harry/Hermione?
as friends

Harry/Ginny?
again ewww

Harry/Luna?
funny

Harry/Pansy?
never would of thaught

Ron/Lavender?
ok

Ron/Luna?
better than Harry/Luna

Ron/Pansy?
less than Ron/Hermione

Ron/Fleur?
why even go there

Hermione/Krum?
no just no

Hermione/Draco?
oooooooo

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
never would of thaught

James/Lily?
yup yup smiley face

Lily/Snape?
hell to the no

Lily/Sirius?
again why

Lily/Lupin?
ummmm no comment

Tonks/Lupin?
yup yup actual smiley face :D

Draco/Pansy?
eh as friends

Fred/Angelina?
eh they're there

Bill/Fleur?
its cool broskies

Harry/Cho?
ewwwwwww

Harry/Draco?

Epppp! :D

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

RON

Hermione or Ginny?
HERMIONE

Neville or Seamus?
NEVILLE

Snape or Slughorn?
SNAPE

Fred Or George?
No choosing – no, no, no!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
HARRY/GINNY

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
RON/HERMIONE

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
RON/HERMIONE

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
neither...Hermione can be a loner

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?

RON/HERMIONE

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
ButterBeer!

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW, for the win!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
The Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
el numero uno (and yet i speak French)

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts!

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Fizzing Whizbees!

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
“The Quibbler”

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
neither

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?
Im a Slytherin but consider myself a Ravenclaw. I own a Gryffindor shirt and my friends call me a Huffelpuff...I need to get my priorities straitened out

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
I wish!

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Maybe…

A Movie?
oh yah

Books or Movies?
Books

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
yes

Been To A Fansite?
yep

Been to JKR’s Site?
Of course!

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
nope, but I did start a summer Quiditch team…

If So...Who were you/ are you?

Captain/ keeper

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

WHY THAT’S ABSURD!

What was it?
Dobby is Draco’s real father and everyone tranfors to PIGFATS, its on Mars. Rumbleroar, hes a lion that can talk, finally gives into having a dance but it wakes his sleeping cubs anyway. Professor Mcgonnagill and Sevorus Snake swap places and learn from each other. Then Draco wakes up see that it was all a dream and we find out that it is really his Twin brother.

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
no my friends share my crazy…we went to go see Harry and the Potters

Did it/ Does it work?
see above answer

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
YES! I was Hermione,for Halloween,twice

Ever noticed that You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
yep-a-doodle

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
no

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
that’s cray cray broskies.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
maybe…ok yes

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
YES! It annoys moi

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So Alike?
no it works

Do you know what fanfiction is?
no duh.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
no I don't think so (sarcastically said)

Do you read fanfiction?
no I don't think I have. (sarcastically said)

If so, do you like it?
I don't know I've never read one. (again sarcastically said)

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
are you serious right now?

What site?
I don’t think im going to tell you

Do you write fanfiction?
yah, but they suck

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Bertie Botts, ice mice, jelly slugs, chocolate frogs, and bloodpops

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Hermione’s wand, a Gryffindor robe, sylitherin scarf and shirt, Gryffindor tie, Time turner

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
YAH! years 1-4

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Two a slytherin and a Gryffindor

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Hermione and Draco

Do You Agree With This?
all the way

What Are They?
They? what...

Do you object to being Called By them?
called what by who?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
like I said we share the crazy

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
no, but a lot related to AVPM/AVPS

What’s One? (You don’t have to explain)
Gosh it must have been that legendary Hogwarts Panther…

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
capital Y.e.s.

Do you love being obsessed with Harry Potter?
sure

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
no because I already do...

Have you re-read the books?
I still have two more to go before I can do that

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
yes

Have You Had An RP Party?
Nope

Do You Want To?
neh

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
no but ive watch two

Have You Ever Wrote One?
no the Dickrats, I mean Starkids did that for me

Do You Want To?
mine would never measure up to the Gods in the above question

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
haha no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
I wouldnt write one.

Are You Going To Write One?
no

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
no its awesome

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Hahahahaha...no coment

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

It’s a picture of Black Stash stabbing a map –Peter and the Star catchers.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

air, I know exiting

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Glee

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:45

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Besides music from computer, the washing machine

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Doing some cat wrangling

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My phone

9. What are you wearing?

Skinny Jeans and a San Francisco sweatshirt

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

Last night

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A green haired old lady biting a brick

14. What do you think of this survey?

its alright

15. What is the last movie you saw?

in the theaters it was The Dark Knight Rises, at home it was Funny Girl

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A house for parents, pay off bills, pay for attending Yale, Cal, or Michigan

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like trains.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Same-sex marriage laws, and peoples judgment issues

19. George Bush:

He was a president, right?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rose, Christine, or Satine

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

August

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Umm ish.