Hey everyone! I hope y'all are enjoying my stories! If you don't like them then don't read them. I appreciate all the reviews/comments. I am pleased that so many people have favourited my stories- or added them to your story alerts.

And thank you to all the people I have gotten inspired by because of your stories. And also a big thanks to the people who have given me suggestions. :D

Cause you guys are awesome! ;)

I now have a Twilight RolePlay on here, and here's the address (also, PM me if you want to join): http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Twilight_RolePlay/110729/

Characters needed for my RP, if you want to join: http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/110729/62713449/1/

Please take no offence to these:

'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.' (Sorry men, but that is mostly true :)

'Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.'

'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.'

'When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.'

'Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.'

'Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.'

'A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.'

'I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar'

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'

'I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!'

'Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.'

'Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.'

'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson'

'You laugh because I'm different... I laugh cause I just farted!'

'When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.'

'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.'

'There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.'

'There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?'

'Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.'

'What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

'I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten. - Homer'

'So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: "Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo." Big loss! - Homer'

'Your mom is so fat, when she wears a Malcom-X t-shirt helicopters start landing on her.'

'If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.'

'I want to make a Facebook account and name it Nobody so that when I like some post, it would say Nobody Likes This.'

'An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!''

'When everyone's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.'

'I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.'

'If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.'

'What a dog I got, his favourite bone is in my arm.'

'Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.'

'Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.'

'I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.'

'We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.'

'Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?'

'You know, I don’t really recall. Starts with an S! Let’s see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?--Dumb and Dumber'

'If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.'

'My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.'

'Nothing in life can hurt you except yourself, and of course barbed wire, but that's another story.'

Fire Alarm* Teacher: Okay kids, single file line. --> Me: MOVE Bitches! I'm about to die!

Upcoming stories that I will write when I am done my others:

Twilight/ Call Of Duty (Black Ops: Zombies)- Laugh In The Face Of Death: Bella and the Cullens are trapped in the video game Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Together they must fight their way to round 200 because it is the only way they will ever get back.

Twilight/ Pokemon- Eevee Evolved: Bella, Jasper, Carlisle, and Esme are trapped in Pokemon Soulsilver. And the other Cullens watch them beat the main story and free themselves.

Twilight- Future Visions: The Cullens read Twilight before Bella comes to Forks.

Twilight/Harry Potter- Precautions: Emmett/Bella. Bella and Emmett are kidnapped by some wizards. And are being studied! All vampire. How will they escape? WILL they escape? Or will something else get to them first?

Mortal Instruments- Always and Forever: Jace/Clary. Jace and Clary get into a fight, and Clary leaves the Institute, even though demons seem to be, for some strange reason, over-populating, and are practically swarmed the city. She runs into some demons, with no weapons, and gets injured. Jace, worried and sorry for what he said, followed Clary, and helps her get better!

* Important * I am very sorry that I have been so slow on updates, but I have a new account on Fictionpress.com and I am trying to set myself up on there. If you want to check it out I'm called FreakyWingedWolf