Hi and welcome to my profile! :D

Stories In Progress - Priority List

The story listed as number one will be updated ASAP and the rest of them in the following order. Order may change, but this is the priority of my current on-going stories.

1. Pieces Of You
2. My Beloved Brother - 25 oneshots for Itachi and Sasuke
3. Spark of Life (On hiatus)

About me:

I'm a girl who loves writing more than anything else. I really appreciate reviews and feedback. That is the best inspiration and reward I can ever have, so if you like some of my stories please take the time to review them! If you want to be anonymous, that's fine.

Since English is not my first language, please excuse me if I use a word in the wrong way or something.
Feel free to read all of my stories, but keep in mind that I'm a lot better now than when I wrote my first stories here.

If you have any questions etc, feel free to PM me.

Tumblr: http://the-queen-of-itasasu.tumblr.com (Here you can follow updates, previews, ask questions about the upcoming/ongoing stories etc)

Favorite Animes:

Naruto, Death Note, Hellsing, Vampire Knight

Others that I like: Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Elfen Lied

My favorite pairings:

Naruto:

ItaSasu (ITASASU FAN 'TIL I DIE!)

PeiKon

SasoDei

InoSaku

MadaIzu

Death Note:

MattxMello

Vampire Knight:

KanamexYuuki

Fullmetal Alchemist:

EdwardxAlphonse!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), HauntedMoonlight (USA) Konoha's Hanyou Kunoichi (USA), Bubbel97 (Sweden)

Favorite quotes:

About ItaSasu and ItaSasu-stories :
" If you don't like this pairing and still happened to come across this story, don't waste your time with flaming me because I don't give a -bleep- if you think this pairing is impossible. In fiction, there are (or should be) no boundaries, so do allow authors and authoresses to write whatever they please - except for troll-fics that make our eyes bleed. And if you think I have no life, then go ahead and think that, but keep in mind that you mustn't have that much of a life either if you consider yourself and your opinion such a big screaming deal that you have to go flame people. There. That's all I've got to say. "
By Devotedtodreams, in her story "Moments that could last forever", Chapter 9.

"Being a fujoshi doesn't mean it's abnormal, right? It's about decide and choose. And, my choice is ItaSasu."
By Nakano Michiyo in her profile.

Sasuke: Do I ever cross your mind?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Do you like me?

Itachi: Not really.

Sasuke: Do you want me?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Would you cry if I left?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Would you live for me?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Would you do anything for me?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Choose me or your life.

Itachi: My life.

Sasuke runs away in shock and pain and Itachi runs after him and says:

Itachi: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're ALWAYS on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I LOVE you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I NEED you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would DIE if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would DIE for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet. owwwo

Kakashi taught me that to break the rules is bad, but to abandon your friends is even worse.

Jiraiya taught me that a lot can be accomplished on will alone

Minato and Kushina taught me the sheer amount of sacrifice a parent can make for their children.

Itachi taught me that love between siblings can conquer any obstacle.

Sarutobi taught me that a leader must be willing to fight and die amongst his soldiers.

And Naruto taught me that, despite hardship, you should struggle through and smile.

My BLACK LIST - My ANTI pairings:

SasuSaku (No, no, no. Just NO. Sasuke tried to kill Sakura, remember? And turned her down like 234567 times. Sasuke only thinks about Itachi. )

ItaSaku (UGHHH... Have they even MET, for God's sake? Sakura should regard Itachi like a rival, possibly, nothing more. This pairing is just so wrong to me. -_-)

NaruSasu (I know, I know. It's canon, at least in the end. But not to me. Naruto may be gay with Sasuke, but Sasuke doesn't give a fuck about him, to be honest. They've always been rivals. I can see them as best friends, but nothing. nothing. more.)

I hate every pairing with Itachi that isn't ItaSasu,

And every pairing with Sasuke that isn't ItaSasu

And that includes ItaDei and ItaNaru , as well as SasuHina and all other random pairings you can come up with, I won't even mention Sasuke together with Gaara. T-T (insert Sasuke's killing face. Or better up: Mikami's DEEEELEEEEEETEEEE 8D)

I think that Itachi and Sasuke are perfectly for each other and they cannot be paired with somebody else, because they are practically made for each other. In the ItaSasu fandom, as well as in the real manga/anime, Sasuke only loves Itachi and Itachi only loves Sasuke. It's a matter of fact.

I can't stand pairings where the characters really have nothing to do with each other.

What to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of criticism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sues...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/grammar errors.

21. If you don't like criticism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. If you randomly share your writing ideas with friends who do not understand it

31. If you read a LOT

Random things:

If you LOVE anime and manga, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/anime and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, or just fucking evil, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're addicted to anime, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination :D, copy and paste this into your profile.

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