|Invader Kat 27|
Author has written 5 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Happy Tree Friends, and Homestuck.
On my new avatar, I used a base, which I don't own!
I like HTF, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Smosh, D* Figures (I love Lord Tourettes), Sonic, JTHM... and other stuff.
Stuff about me
Favorite food: Chocolate!
Favorite shows: Invader Zim, Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Angry Beavers, Pit Boss, Happy Tree Friends
Favorite movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas,
Favorite comic books/books: JTHM, Where the Red Fern Grows(Sad book), not many books I don't like.
Things I don't like: ZaDr, DaTr(Don't hate it), GaGr, ZaGir, Fairly Odd Parents, Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana(Show), Unoriginal Characters(Stupid), Mary Sues(Scary), Giggles, other stuff.
Gamzee X Tavros (Homestuck)
Nepeta X Equius (Homestuck)
Feferi X Aradia (Homestuck)
Terezi X Vriska (Homestuck)
John x Karkat (Homestuck)
Sollux X Eridan (Homestuck)
The Summoner X Mindfang (Homestuck)
The Grand Highblood X The Summoner
Karkat X Nepeta (Homestuck)
The Psiioniic X The Condesce (Homestuck)
Meenah X Aranea (Homestuck)
The Signless X The Disciple (Homestuck)
Jake x Jane (Homestuck)
Jake X Dirk (Homestuck)
Dirk X Roxy (Homestuck)
Cuddles x Giggles (HTF)
Splendid X Lifty (HTF)
Flippy x Flaky (HTF)
Petunia x Handy (HTF)
Mime x The Mole (HTF)
Sniffles X Nutty (HTF)
Shifty X OC (HTF)
Russel x OC (HTF)
Truffles x Lammy (HTF)
Zim & Tak(Invader Zim)
Zim & Gaz(Invader Zim)
Gir & Mimi(Invader Zim)
Dib & Oc (Invader Zim)
Gaz & Oc (Invader Zim)
Lard-Nar & Oc (Invader Zim)
Red & Purple(Invader Zim)
Nny & Devi (JTHM)
Eff & D-boy(JTHM)
Squee & Pepito(JTHM)
Sonic & Amy(Sonic the hedgehog)
Tails & Cosmo(Sonic the hedgehog)
Cream & Charmy(Sonic the hedgehog)
Knuckles & Tikal(Sonic the hedgehog)
Shadow & Silver(Sonic the hedgehog)
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
IF YOU WISH YOU HAD A DINOSAUR, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever cried while reading a book, paste this to your profile.
If you want to bring Zim back, paste this to your profile.
If someone you love has died, paste this to your profile.
If you have had dreams where you are in your favorite story, paste this to your profile.
If you could have three wishes, what would you wish for? Paste this to your profile and let the world know
1. The copyrights to Invader Zim (That will never happen though)
3. Unlimited amount of money to make more episodes of Invader Zim with!
Fandom Boys I'm in love with! Not in order though, that would be IMPOSSIBLE!
1. Nny (Jthm)
2. Lard-Nar (Invader Zim)
3. Kyoya (Ouran high school host club)
4. Hikauru (Ouran high school host club)
5. Kaoru (Ouran high school host club)
6. Zim (Invader Zim)
7. Gir (Invader Zim)
8. Prisoner 777 ( Invader Zim)
9. Gamzee (Homestuck)
10. Tavros (Homestuck)
11. Karkat (Homestuck)
An IZ questionnaire! YAY :3
Q: If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
Q: Which IZ Character would you date?
Q: Which IZ character is your best friend?
Q: Which IZ character do you hate?
Q: Your favorite IZ episode(s)?
Q: Your favorite IZ character?
Q: Favorite Almighty Tallest?
Q: Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
Q: You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?
Q: You accidentally got stranded on a desert island...who got stranded with you?
Q: Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Q: Favorite IZ pairing?
Q: You and the Tallest are on the massive...
A: Me and Purple are eating Doughnuts while Red is on fire! -
Q: If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?
Q: Favorite IZ quote?
Prisoner 777: The Tallests' command ship? That would be WRONG! And INFURIATE the ARMADA!!! ...I designed that ship, you know! Here ya go! :3
Q: Favorite Zim moment?
A: Zim : My tallest (says like 4 shmillion times)
Red: I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours now, Zim. THREE HOURS! So... what is it?
Dib: You'll never get away with it!
Zim: That's very nice of you!
Q: Favorite GIR moment?
A: I gonna sing the Doom song now! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom ,doom!
List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order from your fandom. All Jhonen Vasquez things
11. Nail bunny
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
No… Heck no!
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Well * Blushes* Maybe a little….
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Can you recall any fics about 9?
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
5/9 or 5/10, why?
Neither! Eff would NEVER date Mimi or Devi!
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Purple would run and scream! Then see doughnuts and forget about it. That’s kind scary…
Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic
Tak and Mimi are best buds. But what happens when Zim and Gir come back into there lives? ZaTr and GaMR!
Make up a summary of a 7/12 hurt comfort fic.
Sickness is sad so Purple will try to cheer her up. No Purple and Sickness romance!
Have any of your friends read 3 yet?
Do I count? If so then YES!
Does any of your friends write draw 11?
Would your friend write 2/4/5?
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?
Warning: The Doom song and waffles with soap in them are included!
What would 6 scream at a moment of passion?
I GOT MONKEYS IN ME!
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
You’re a defect… I like it..
How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8?
"Zim and Squee really don’t have much in common another than height.."
How emo is 7?
Not at all
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 6 then follows the wise advice of 3 and finds true love with 5.
D-boy and Purple are in a happy relationship until Devi runs off with Purple. D-boy , broken hearted , runs off for a hot one night stand with Nail bunny and a brief, unhappy affair with Gir then follows the wise advise of Tak and finds true love with Eff.
O_o ….. uh……….. okay than……. At least he ended up with Eff in the end….. EaDr rocks…
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you love ZATR, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think Nickelodeon is stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have made up an Invader Zim character, copy and paste this to your profile. ( a lot of them )
If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. (all the time...)
If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.
22 things to do in an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
If you think Nickelodeon is blind, deaf, and stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been completely, utterly, unbearably, inhumanely, maddeningly bored, copy this into your profile.
If you hate Nickelodeon for canceling Invader Zim, copy this into your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn’t cool to breathe. If you’re one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry’s Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik’s Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX, Lord Dread Raven, Invader Kat 27.
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!
Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?
Boy: Hug me.
Girl hugs him
Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!
Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head
Next day in the paper...
There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.
Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on her so he would die but she would live...
Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that this is really and truly, true love.
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when quote random fandoms and your friends don't find it weird anymore.
If you're crazy, copy and paste this to your profile and add something crazy that you've done!
Jhonen Vasquez for president! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him
Your weakness: Seeing sad things, I’ll cry.
Your fears: That Zim might not come back…. And being killed.
Your perfect pizza: A lot of cheese.
Goal you would like to achive this year: Meet Jhonen Vasquez.
Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: OMG!
Thoughts first waking up: Ugh… I have to get UP!
Your best physical feature: Eyes. They are greenish blue.
Your bedtime: On school nights 10:30 but in summer and weekends I fall asleep at like 4 :00 a.m
Mcdonald's or Burger king: Neither.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate...
Do you smoke: NOO! And I never will!
Will you smoke: NOOOO!
Do you swear: Not really….
Do you sing: All the time. I’m sure I sing in my sleep.
Do you shower daily: Yes
Do you behave yourself: Most times.
Do you get motion sickness: Yes
Do you think you are attractive: Maybe….
Are you a health freak: No.
Do you get along with your parents: Yes.
Do you like thunderstorms: I love them! Thunder is awesome!
Do you play an instrument: No, I sing..
In the past month have you drank alchohol: NO! I never have!
In the past month have you gone to a mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten sushi: No
What you want to be when you grow up: A singer or an author.
What country you most want to visit: I don’t know..
Number of CD's I own: about 5. I have my songs on my I pod.
Fave food: Pizza!
Fave music: Pop…
What do your feet smell like: Why do you want to know? O_O
What does your hair smell like: Hair… I don’t know..
Can you clap with your feet: Yes..
Have you seen purple cows: YES! I named one Sparkles!
If you had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like: OMG I LOVE CANDY AND SUGAR AND STUFF! LET’S GO DANCE!
When you think of the words 'George bush' what comes to mind: Dude.
Don't read this!
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die!
If you hate steryotypes copy and paste this to your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this.
If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile.
If you're insane and dang proud of it, copy this into your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
Age: 140 Earth years, 14 human years
Family: Not known
Friends: Max, Kit, Syther, Snake, Lard-Nar(Possible Love intrest), Zim, Nny, Tak, Tenn (sort of), Gir, Devi and a lot of others.
Enemies:Dray, Red, Purple, All Control Brains and a bunch of Irkens.
Appearance: Blue eyes, Black Cat ears, Black Cat tail, Steel toed Irken boots, Pink Invader Uniform, Black gloves with Pink ribbons on them.
History: She is an Irken Expirement who is a defect. She was once an Irken Elite but after an incident with 2 Irken guards, she left Irk with Syther, Snake, Max and the Sirs. Then she joined the Ressisity.
Fun fact : Her name is Tak spelled backwards! I didn't notice that when I named her.
Age: 145 Human years, About 14 and a half Irken years
Family: Not known
Friends: Blade, Kat, Snake, Max, Gaz( Love intrest), Zim, Dib and others
Enemies: Dray, Tallest and most Irkens.
Appearance: An Irken with Green eyes, Knife Blades under his Antannae, Black Invader uniform, Black boots with a Red stripe down the middle and Black Gloves
History : An Irken Expirement who is also a defect, Syther and Snake were saved by Kat from being deactivated then they joined the Ressisty.
Fun fact : I thought of him while playing Pokemon. He is named after the pokemon Syther.
If you dislike Edward the sparkly vampire, copy and paste this to your profile
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Gory movies are cool
Talk with food in your mouth.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid
You dislike pink.
You love the computer.
You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You like loud music.
When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life
love to read and act crazy,
laugh and have fun,
ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,
are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,
run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles you feet,
spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,
are a night owl who hardly sleeps,
act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,
then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.
You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when:
1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends (SMOKE MACHINES!!)
2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim
3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors.
4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal.
5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL! (I KNOW they are!)
6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers
7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should (I actually don’t believe the Nny is Dib theory.)
8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theaters and drug stores
9) Your friends aren't even surprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote.( All the time!
10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion (“AHHHHHHH! RUN!!!!!”
11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all
12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices (I can imitate Gir, Zim, Tak , Lard-Nar, Dib and Gaz!)
13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice (like Johnny's) (Z?)
14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?' (What’s wrong with those people!?)
15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuratively) to those who are taller than you. (I’m pretty tall.)
If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile!(All but 1.
5 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
If you have OJVD (Obsessive Jhonen Vasquez Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggle13, Skitsophraniac, Aquajinks401, Invader Cakez, Invader Kat 27
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
NOW UR LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
If you believe Homophobia is wrong, copy and post this into your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile
(.) This is Nailbunny. Copy and paste this to your profile, and Nailbunny will always be with you.
If you hate the voices in your head because they talk too much, copy and paste this to your profile (He talks so much that I made him one my OC'S head voices)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile (I hear Eff & D-boy right now)
Write your top ten favorite characters in no particular order and answer the questions - no peeking! These are from JTHM, I Feel Sick and SQUEE!
10. Spooky (Lol, I have da toy)
1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before? I think so.
2. Do you think four is hot? NOO! She's a doll!
3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant? O_O I’m forever scared by that picture in my head….
4. Do you recall any fics about two? Yes
5. Would four and five make a good couple? No!
6. Seven and three or seven and nine? 7/9 because 7/3 have more of a Father/son relationship.
7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation? Be mentally scared
8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. Nny hates Spooky so he’s gonna kill him. That’s it
9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff? Well, maybe if you look hard enough.
10. Suggest a title for a four/seven hurt/comfort fic. The Doll and The Squee….. Lol
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? Nailbunny loves Sickness so he sings her a nice song he they live happily ever after.
12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? SQUEAK!
13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose? Creepy doll.
14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be? Warning: EXTREAME INSATINITY!
15. What might be a good pick-up line for five to use on nine? *Pepito kicks Shmee in da face* SHUT UP STUPID BEAR!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
List 10 of your OCS in no particular order, they can be from anything.
Will 2& 8 ever make out?
No!! Not unless they were drunk or something.
What would 2 do if they saw 6 & 9 in an awkward situation?
Burst out laughing and tell everyone he knows XD
What would 3 do if 7 & 4 announced they were getting married?
O_O He would be too shocked to speak.
Does 10 like 1 or 6?
Neither. He likes Kat like a sister and just hates Dray.
What would 5 do in an emergency?
Vera would do whatever it would take to survive.
What song fits 7?
I don’t know…
What is 6’s BIGGEST secret?
He likes Vera…. XD
Does 10 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No and he never will.
If 3 had three wishes, what would he/she wish for?
To be able to talk to animals, make all girls love him (LOL) and be able to fly.
9 meets their favorite celebrity in a store, what do they do?
Has a total fan girl moment, but it’s worse because she is a fan girl, just ask Mr. Eff. LOL
Is 6 emo?
No, he’s evil though.
Does 8 think 3 is hot?
Yeah, she just won’t tell him that.
What is 4’s dream job?
Does 10 like to read?
7 kisses 3, how would 2 react?
Scream and run away XD
6 and 3 are in a relationship until 3 dumps 6 for 7, 6 has a one night stand with 4 and makes out with 2. 1 gives 6 some advice and 6 starts dating 5. 6 and 5 live happily ever after.
Dray and snake are in a relationship until Snake dumps Dray for Kit. Dray has a one night stand with Aly and makes out with Syther. Kat gives Dray some advice and Dray starts dating Vera. Dray and Vera live happily ever after.
O_o……. I will never think of Dray the same way again…. At least he ended up with Vera….
"Try Not To Cry"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather talk about Jhonen's latest comic then whos cheating on who, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You say Martians.
You say Bill Nye.
You say backpack.
You say uprising.
You say stupid.
You say idiot.
You say ugly.
You say 'The Song that Never Ends'.
You say robot.
You say "That's not true!"
You say aliens.
You say "I'm popular".
You say we're weird.
If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!
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