GothTrekkie
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since: 07-20-11, id: 3088556, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
Author has written 14 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Shakespeare, 30 Minutes or Less, Lost In Space, Red Dwarf, and Person of Interest.

Three facts about me:

1. I am an American who spells stuff the British way because British people are cool. (As are bow ties...)

2. I am in love with every single version of Rimmer from Red Dwarf.

3. Inside the secret compartment of my TARDIS keychain are a teeny tiny 10th Doctor and a teeny tiny Captain Jack Harkness I printed out from the internet. It is very slashy inside of my keychain. (I now need to add Rory and 11 inside there...)


My Favourite Pairings:

Red Dwarf: Rimmer/Lister.

Star Trek: McSpirk, Bones/Spock, Bones/Kirk, Kirk/Spock, Bones/Scotty, Bones/Sarek.

Doctor Who: Doctor/Rory, Doctor/Master, Doctor/Jack.

Person of Interest: Reese/Finch.

Lost in Space: Don/Smith. Don/John.

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco.

Romeo and Juliet: Romeo/Mercutio. Mercutio/Tybalt.

Xiaolin Showdown: Jack/Chase.

Picture of Dorian Gray: Basil/Dorian.

Priest: Priest/Black Hat.

3:10 to Yuma: Ben/Dan.

House: House/Wilson.

Yugioh: Thiefshipping.

Les Mis: Javert/Valjean.


Expressing my bisexuality:

To borrow a euphemism from Ace Rimmer: My bread is buttered on both sides.

I have the smoldering sexuality of an armed Jack Harkness!!! >:D

Gay person: I'm as gay as a day in May!
Me: I'm as bi as a... pie... in July?

Gay person: I'm as straight as a rainbow!
Me: I'm as straight as a... crazy straw?

Quotes!

"The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless," -Oscar Wilde.

"I want people to know that almost everything that concerns them in their daily lives is of no consequence whatsoever. Nothing and nobody is really important, so people, realizing that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race ‘round the supermarket and steal Mars bars and, y’know, kiss kittens and sit on the back of bread vans. Whatever makes people happy they should just do it, ‘cos time is a mere scratch and life is nothing," -Morrissey.

"You're not right in the head and nor am I and this is why I like you," -Morrissey.

Do I like Morrissey? No, what could have possibly made you think that? ;)


1. The Man In The Suit » reviews
"Donnelly's back and he's hot for the Man in the Suit." Donnelly/Reese. Contains Spoilers for "Shadow Box," "2-Pi-R," and "Prisoner's Dilemma".
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 12-15-12 - Agent Donnelly & J. Reese - Complete
2. Smegging Pregnant » reviews
My own slashy take on what could have happened with Lister's pregnancy during the gap between series II and III. Slowly building Rimmer/Lister. Rating may change to M in later chapters.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,057 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-29-13 - Published: 6-22-12 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
3. 200 Years reviews
During the 200 year gap between series V and VI when Lister and the Cat went into deep sleep, why didn't Rimmer stay turned on with Kryten? Rimmer/Lister angst.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-12 - Rimmer, A. & Lister, D. - Complete
4. Fishnet Stockings and Eyeliner reviews
After the events of Demons and Angels, Lister has a revelation about Rimmer's sexuality. Lister/Rimmer.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-12 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
5. I Love You, You Smeghead reviews
When Lister wakes up to the sound of Rimmer crying, he goes to comfort him and the truth finally comes out. Lister/Rimmer.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-12 - Rimmer, A. & Lister, D. - Complete
6. You Irk Me » reviews
It started out as a way to relieve stress and turned into something more. Don/Smith.
Lost In Space - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 2-14-12
7. What About Marriage Is Fun To You? » reviews
Sequel to What About Hypothermia Is Fun To You? Please read that one first. McSpirk. Will include MPreg!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,154 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 10-8-11 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
8. Alternate Ending! reviews
After Dwayne saved him, what if Travis hadn't said "That's what she said"? SLASH!
30 Minutes or Less - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-11 - Dwayne & Travis - Complete
9. Tale of Woe » reviews
We all know the tale of Juliet and her Romeo, but the tale of even more woe is that of Romeo and his Mercutio. A crack-ish parody in which Romeo is actually in love with Mercutio. Slash!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-15-11 - Published: 9-6-11 - Complete
10. That Awkward Moment reviews
The incredibly awkward first kiss between Spock and McCoy, and the equally awkward first date that followed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & Spock - Complete
11. What About Hypothermia Is Fun To You? » reviews
The truth often comes out when you're stranded on a frozen planet. McSpirk slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 10-1-11 - Published: 8-17-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & Spock - Complete
12. Not The Last reviews
McCoy and Kirk don't really remember what happened last night... McSpirk slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-11-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk - Complete
13. Only Because reviews
A cute little one-shot in which Jim tries to win Bones over at the park.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk - Complete
14. Surprise! We're Engaged! » reviews
When Spock's fiance leaves him and he doesn't have the heart to tell his mom, he and Doctor McCoy find themsleves in an awkward situation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-5-11 - Published: 7-23-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & Spock - Complete