Welcome to MySuperAwesomeProfile! Just kidding. It's not that great :(
I've been reading fanfiction for a while now, but have only recently entertained the thought of creating a profile. I'll probably have a lot more stories on here as soon as I get the hang of the whole uploading process, so watch out!

My favorite fanfictions to read, and write, include:

Harry Potter
Twilight
Ouran High School Host Club
Mentalist
Vampire Diaries
The Santa Clause

And yes, I know there's a whole controversy or whatever about whether Harry Potter's better than Twilight, but I like Harry Potter and Twilight, so you won't find me making fun of either unless it's a parody fic and I'm bored out of my mind. ;D

I'm currently obsessed with Ouran High School Host Club, particularly Kyoya/Haruhi pairings, so for a while, that'll probably be the only thing you see often, not that I don't do my fair share of delving into other genres randomly. :D So if you see a good Kyoya/Haruhi, or even a good Tamaki/Haruhi, point me in the right direction! :P

I love Severus Snape. Just thought I'd get that off my chest :p He's my favorite Harry Potter character, and Alan Rickman couldn't have done a better job portraying him, so feel free to direct me toward any good Snape fics ;)

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot line.

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.

30. Said o'clock after saying how many minutes after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.

39. Walked into a pole.

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident.

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.

48. Have poked yourself in the eye.

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on.

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa.

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it.

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.

73. Ran into a door jam.

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.

76. Have purposely licked playground sand.

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people.

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off.

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again.

83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.

96. When you saw a "beware of dog" sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before.

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

71/100

BOLD everything that applies to you.

GENERAL

- I am 5’4 or shorter.

- I sometimes think I’m ugly.

- I have many scars.

- I tan easily.

-I wish my hair was a different color

- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

- I have a tattoo.

- I am self-conscious about my appearance

- I have/had braces.

- I wear glasses.

- I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, and scar-free.

- I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

- I have had more than two piercings.

- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.

- I have freckles

FAMILY/HOME LIFE

- I’ve sworn at my parents.

- I’ve run away from home.

- I’ve been kicked out of the house.

-My biological parents are together.

- I have a sibling less than one year old.

- I want to have kids someday

- I have children.

- I’ve lost a child.

EMBARRASSMENT

- I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.

- Disney movies still make me cry.

- I’ve snorted while laughing.

-I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

- I’ve glued my hand to something.

- I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

- I’ve had my trousers rip in public.

- I’ve had stitches.

- I’ve broken a bone.

- I’ve had my tonsils removed.

- I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.

- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

- I’ve had serious surgery.

- I’ve had chicken pox.

TRAVELING

- I’ve driven over 200 miles.

- I’ve been on a plane

- I’ve been to North America

- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

- I’ve been to Japan.

- I’ve been to Europe.

- I’ve been to Africa.

EXPERIENCES

- I’ve been lost in my city.

- I’ve seen a shooting star.

- I’ve wished on a shooting star.

- I’ve seen a meteor shower.

- I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas

- I’ve pushed all the buttons in a lift.

- I’ve been to a casino

- I’ve been skydiving.

- I’ve gone skinny dipping.

- I’ve played spin the bottle.

- I’ve crashed a car.

- I’ve been skiing.

- I’ve been in a play

- I’ve met someone in person from the internet.

- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue

- I’ve seen the northern lights.

- I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

- I’ve eaten sushi.

- I’ve been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS

- I’m single.

- I’m in a relationship.

- I’m available.

- I’m engaged.

- I’m married.

- I’ve gone on a blind date.

- I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.

- I have a fear of abandonment

- I’ve been divorced.

- I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back

- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

- I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

SEXUALITY

-I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.

- I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.

- I’ve had sex with someone of the same gender.

- I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.

- I am a cuddler.

- I’ve been kissed in the rain.

- I’ve hugged a stranger.

- I have kissed a stranger.

HONESTY/CRIME

- I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t

- I have lied to my parents about where I am.

- I am keeping a secret from the world.

- I’ve cheated while playing a video game.

- I’ve cheated on a test.

- I’ve driven through a red light.

- I’ve been suspended from school.

- I’ve witnessed a crime.

- I’ve been in a fist fight.

- I’ve been arrested.

- I’ve shoplifted.

DRUGS/ALCOHOL

- I’ve consumed alcohol

- I have/do smoke(d) cigarettes.

- I have/do smoke(d) pot.

- I regularly drink.

- I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

- I take cough medication when I’m not sick.

- I’ve done hard drugs.

- I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.

- I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.

RANDOM

- I can sing well.

- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

- I open up to others too easily.

-I watch the news.

- I don’t kill bugs.

- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.

- I swear regularly.

- I am a morning person.

- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.

- I’m a snob about grammar.

- I am a sports fanatic.

-I play with my hair.

-I love being neat

- I love spam.

-I bake well.

- My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue

- I don’t know how to shoot a gun.

- I am in love with love.

- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

- I laugh at my own jokes

-I eat fast food weekly.

- I believe in ghosts.

-I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

- I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.

- I am really ticklish.

- I love white chocolate.

I bite my nails.

- I play video games.

- I’m good at remembering faces

- I’m good at remembering names.

- I’m good at remembering dates.

- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

- My answers are totally honest.

Music: Bold everything you listen to and add one!

Acceptance. Coldplay. Dave Matthews Band. David Bowie.Hellogoodbye. The Killers. James Blunt. Teddy Geiger. Linkin Park. Muse. Ok Go. Panic At The Disco. Peter Bjorn. The Postal Service. Timbaland. Jack Johnson. SHINee. Norah Jones. Drake. The Fray. The Wreckers. Michael Buble.Beyoncé. Metallica. Massive Attack. Queen. Journey. The Cars. Supertramp. Eurythmics. Sublime. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Wu-tang Clan.Fergie. Sarah McLachlan. Band of Horses. John Mayer Jason Mraz. Justin Timberlake. Michael Jackson. Kenny Chesney. Carrie Underwood. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Neil Young. The Beatles. Brad Paisley. Tim McGraw. Taylor Swift. PDiddy.. Jay Z. Lil’ Wayne. Lil’ Jon. Three 6 ia. Nelly. Young Joc. T.I. Sean Paul. 50 Cent. Eminem. Eiffel 65. Ace of Base. The Underdog Project. Dream Theater. Santana. Alicia Keys. Incubus. Victor Wooten. LudacrisGorillaz. Matchbox 20. Paramore. Say Anything. Taking Back Sunday. Eric Clapton. The Darkness. Weezer. Maroon 5. The Eagles. Jimi Hendrix. Billy Joel. Billy Idol. AC/DC. Hootie and the Blowfish. Electric Six. Crystal Castles. Britney Spears. Spice Girls. The Gossip. Lady GaGa. Eagles. Nirvana. Smashing Pumpkins. Third Eye Blind. Metro Station. Motion City Soundtrack. The Rocket Summer. Mandy Moore. Plain White T’s. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Fall Out Boy. My Chemical Romance. The Rolling Stones. A Rocket to the Moon. Angels & Airwaves. The Beastie Boys. Boys Like Girls. Jonas Brothers. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. The Cure. Cobra Starship. Death Cab for Cutie. Katy Perry. Deftones. Team Sleep. Filter. Goo Goo Dolls. Honor Society. Kid Cudi. AllStar Weekend. Down With Webster. LMFAO. Florence and The Machine. Gym Class Heroes. Travie McCoy. Mcfly. Never shout never. Vampire Weekend. Neverstore. All time low. David Archuleta. One Direction. Keith Urban.

Movies: Bold everything you've seen and add one!

Glory Road. Pride and Prejudice. The Princess Bride. Goonies. Center Stage. Seven. Ocean’s Eleven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Love Actually Donnie Darko. My Best Friend’s Wedding. Garden State. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Wedding Crashers. Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Pulp Fiction. What A Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Rocky. Thank You For Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. The Lovely Bones. 17 Again. 8 Mile. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. The Silence of the Lambs. Say Anything. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. Saw. Ace Ventura. She’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter. Rush Hour. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Fockers. Dirty Dancing. A Christmas Story. Rudy. National Treasure. Sleepless in Seattle. Miss Congeniality. The Science of Sleep. The Matrix. Everything is Illuminated. Good Will Hunting. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of the Opera. District 9. Lord of the Rings. Click. Scarface. The Notebook. Titanic. Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse. Breaking Dawn: Part 1. The Breakfast Club. Sixteen Candles. Beetlejuice.

TV: Bold everything you've watched more than a couple times and add one!

Saved by the Bell. Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. ER. South Park. America’s Next Top Model.Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. Dawson’s Creek.The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. Fraiser. The Office. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Dasies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. 24. Will and Grace. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heros. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. 7th Heaven. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I Like About You. Reba. Rosanne. King of Queens. Survivor. The O.C. American Idol. Days of Our Lives. One Life To Live. General Hospital. CSI. How I met your mother. Boy Meets World. Law and Order. Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Supernatural. Moonlight. Ace of Cakes. White Collar. Nip/Tuck. The Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Pranked. Beverly Hills; 90210. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Whose Line is it Anyway? Dragon Ball Z. Futurama. Degrassi. Greek. Glee. Secret Life of the American Teenager. The Hills. Laguna Beach. Firefly. Vampire Diaries. Doctor Who. Medium. Star Trek. X-files. Cowboy BeBop. Sailor Moon. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars. Desperate Housewives. Lie to me. Misfits. Better with you. 10 things I hate about you. 2 Broke Girls. New Girl. Once Upon a Time. Pretty Little Liars. The Middle. True Blood. Modern Family. Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Ghost Whisperer. Urban Legends.