Attention All Authors, Reviewers, and Fans of all of my stories, please be aware that I have removed all of my stories due to the 'Critics United' Member: StoryWeaver to avoid further confrontation of my 'voice' and 'freedom of speech, I have removed all of them. If you'd like to read to my stories, please PM me and I'll send you my story chapters as they come out.

Watch out for StoryWeaver my fellow authors. She's very sneaky and threatens people.

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New chapter up for 'What Not To Do Around the Decepticons' on my site. Feel free to read. :)

New Chapter of What Not To Do Around Xenomorphs up. :)

Don't attempt to lure me out to get to them. *Some human marine used the candy bar lure. I wasn't as stupid as they thought. My guardian came out, surprised the heck out the marine, and then scared him away. He left the candy bar. Yum!*

Don't bring the following items into their lair:

Fireworks. *Xenomorphs were shocked when a whole bunch of fireworks were found. I decided to have a little fun and light up the sky with them.* (No one was pleased that day because it bought a team of Predators into their territory.) It sure was funny when I lit a firework in one of the tunnels that weren't used. (Did I say the tunnel was empty? No. One of those horrible creatures that tried to eat was running down the tunnel to get me.

Flares. *I didn't know there were such things as flash flares.* Apparently, flash flares are flares that flash a brilliant white light, illuminating everything, including the shadows where one of the 'baby Xenomorphs were waiting.* They didn't get far before they screeched and fled in shame.

Machine guns. (I found a machine gun and decided to shoot out an unused room.) *Bad idea! I went flying out into the hall into one of the Xenomorphs. I lost the gun, but didn't get out of my punishment that time.*

Sticks. *I sneaked out of the base to enact Harry Potter fighting Voldemort. I needed a wand so I went to get one.* (Bad idea because I walked out into the middle of a Predator fight and Xenomorph fight. Predator Elder thought I had a screw loose when I yelled, "Expelliarmus." Nothing happened, so I kept trying spells on them. Then I was picked up, taken back to my room, and given a lecture.