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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ghost Hunt. HELLO!!!! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!!!! I love anime and stuff! I'M SO TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HETALIA!!!!!! i love music and art and other stuff~ I HOPE YOU READ MY STORIES!!! Favorite Hetalia characters: everyone EXCEPT FRANCE!!! Advantages Of Being A Woman: Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're . 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE . 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite without having to picture them . 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. Man: Where have you been all my life? You were born an original, don't dye a copy You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. You are only what you are when no one is looking. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles! The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over. I'm bored. Run for your sanity. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? "I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..." If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. "Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway." I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!" Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!" I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit. Life sucks then you die You're Funny, but looks aren't everything Boys, otherwise known as ass holes with hollow heads Silence is golden, duck tape is silver People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN! aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway. It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart. Are we fighting?" friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me. boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. friends help you move, best friends help you move the body. friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days." Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Smile. It confuses people. Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me! friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin. you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. You were born an original... don't die a copy. Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway A day without sunshine is like... night. Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either. God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. "Go forth and set the world on fire." ~ screw the metaphorical, literal all the way It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit How is it possible to have a civil war? friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die. friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't. Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!" Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Don't take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods. 10 Ways to Upset a Forensic Anthropologist 1. Put Caffeine pills in her coffee, or Red Bull if you’re really sadistic. 2. Post the video you have of her singing in the shower on YouTube. 3. Put itching powder in all of her undergarments. 4. Drop hints that Booth loves blonds. 5. Go on and on about how she and Booth make such a lovely couple. 6. When speaking to her make only pop culture references, and be sure not to explain any of them. 7. Play the chorus of “Doctor, Doctor” whenever she is with Booth. 8. Post the pictures you have of her sleeping with her Booth plushy on the internet. 9. Be sure to hide and mix up all the bones she is working on. Just don’t be in the vicinity when she discovers them missing. 10. Replace her gun with a starter pistol, or a water gun if you can run really fast. (Once again make sure not to be around when she finds out.) 10 ways to Annoy a Federal Agent 1.Mention how kickass Sully is compared to him. Extra points if his eye twitches. 2. Tell him how you honestly feel Bones can so kick his ass. 3. Ask him why everyone has a bigger gun then him. 4. Sign him up on Adult Friend Finder or other dating sites. Make sure to include his cell, home, and work numbers. 5. Screw up his hotel reservations so he is forced to share a bed with Bones. 6. Screw up his order at the diner, then blame it on his inability to give clear and precise orders. 7. Play “Another One Bites the Dust” whenever he injures or arrests a suspect. 8. Casually mention to Bones that Booth has a tattoo somewhere private. Make sure to fail to mention where. 9. Replace his laundry detergent with pink dye. Or some other girly color. 10. Force him to go shopping with Bones at Victoria Secret. Ensure Bones models multiple lingerie for him. (If he still doesn’t break down and take her right there, then resign in disgust till Plan C is formulated.) Top 10 Ways to Upset a FBI Psychologist 1. Get him to try and predict the future like his mother can. 2. Send the tape of him singing to Simon Cowell. 3. Apply industrial adhesive to the seat of his chair. 4. Ask him embarrassing questions while using Booth and Bones as lie detectors. 5. Whenever he goes out to a bar or club be sure to mention aloud how good his fake ID is. Extra points if a bouncer is within earshot. 6. In the middle of one of his long lectures blurt out “Could you repeat that from the beginning. I wasn’t paying attention.” 7. Ask him if he even has to shave regularly for his job. 8. Set him up on a blind date with Angela. 9. Be sure to inform Angela’s father of the role Sweets’ played in her breakup with Hodgins. Hinting at how he should also be punished. 10. Card him. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Proof of human stupidity This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. A REAL BOYFRIEND > > When she walks away from you mad- Follow her > > When she stare's at your lips-Kiss her > > When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go > > When she start's cursing at you-Kiss her and tell her you love her > > When she's quiet-Ask her what’s wrong > > When she ignore's you-Give her your attention > > When she pulls away- Pull her back > > When you see her at her worst- Tell her she's beautiful > > When you see her start crying-Just hold her and don’t say a word > > When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind > > When she's scared- Protect her > > When she lays her head on your shoulder-Tilt her head up and kiss her > > When she steal's your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night > > When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh > > When she doesn’t answer for a long time- reassure her that everything is okay > > When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up with the TRUTH > > When she says that she likes you- she really does more than you could understand > > When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers > > When she bumps into you- bump into her back and make her laugh > > When she tells you a secret- keep it safe and untold > > When she looks at you in your eyes- don’t look away until she does > > WHEN SHE MISSES YOU- SHES HURTING INSIDE > > When you break her heart- the pain NEVER really goes away > > When she says its over-she STILL wants you to be hers > > When she repost this bulletin- she wants you to read it > > Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything > > DON'T let her have the last word > > Always call her when you know somethings wrong > > Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than calling her hot. > > Say you love her more than she could ever love you > > Argue that she is the best girl ever > > When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go > > When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her > > Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you > > Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her > > Call her before you sleep and after you wake up > > Treat her like she's all that matters to you > > Tease her and let her tease you back > > Stay up all night with her when she's sick > > Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid > > Give her the world > > Let her wear your clothes > > When she's bored and sad, hang out with her > > Let her know she's important > > Kiss her in the pouring rain > > When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?" > > If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will: > > Call you > > Kiss you > > Love you > > Text you > > Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend" 43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know #1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. Love you to Death There was once a girl named Ashley who Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded. 1 "The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows every day. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face; 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I never wanted to 7 marry you. Our last conversation 8 was very boring and has not 9 made me look forward to seeing you again. 10 You think only of yourself. 11 If we were married, I know that I would find 12 life very difficult, and I would have no 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14 to give, but it is not something that 15 I want to give to you. No one is more 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17 able to care for me and help me. 18 I sincerely want you to understand that 19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20 if you think this is the end. Do not try 21 to answer this. Your letters are full of 22 things that do not interest me. You have no 23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25 I am still your boyfriend." So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1. 3. 5. 7. 9. 11. 13. 15. 17. 19. 21. 23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! | |||||||
1. What's Left of The Cutter Mai » reviewsAfter Naru rejected and left Mai, she became depressed and saw everything in a newer, darker light. She turned to something to vent her pain and anger...cutting. Mai's now got a new life and attitude, but what if a certain narcissist wants her back? Read and find out! ((Previously on the account freak wanting wings)) REDONEGhost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 3-2-13 - Mai T.2. Francis Does't KnowBasically re-written lyrics for Eurotrip/Lustra's "Scotty Doesn't Know" Told from Alfred's P.O.V. USUK also FRUKHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Published: 1-18-13 - America & England/Britain - Complete
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