Name: Ari
Age: 18
Email: LionessOfGod1216@yahoo.com
Birthday: December 16th
Grade: Sophmore (College)
Sex: Female
Nationality: Cuban
Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/~queenoflaughs
Born: New York
Favorite Book: Ella Enchanted! And the Harry Potter Series, And I’m a sucker for Romance Novels! I know; I'm a loser!
Favorite Movie: The Bird Cage, Dirty Dancing Both original and the Havana Nights!!
Favorite Show: Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Law and order Criminal Intent, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Charmed, And Saturday Night Live!
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Music: The oldies but goodies! I'm totally in love with the 60's and 70's music! I’m also into some rap and some R&B. Maroon 5 ROX!
Favorite Sport: I got a couple! Football, Baseball, basketball, and POOL (billiards).
Appearance: I'm 5 foot 9.5; I hate being tall! Um... I have kinda medium length hair that’s dirty blonde and I got blue eyes!
Personality: I'm really loud most of the time, and I love to crack jokes! I kinda curse... ALL THE TIME! I laugh at everything and everyone, even myself! Scratch that! I laugh at myself all the time!!
Best thing in the world: Friends!! I love you guys ;) AND SLEEP!! GOD I LOVE IT!! Oh and I almost forgot REVIEWS!! I know how could I! I LOVE those too!! ;D
Quotes (that I love or their by me!):
If you start hearing me inside your head, you know you're going NUTS... How do you think I feel?!?
Some things in life never die, Comedy is one of them.
Life's a Bitch, and it had Kids!
Hott Guys are FUN!... Until they find out that YOU drilled a hole in their shower Wall!!! 0;)
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here!!
I spent 30 minutes laughing about myself!
Guess what I’m seeing in the making... and if you say BABY, I will shoot you!!
Grandma makes me sound old, call me Madonna!
You know what I love about my Pants? I know when I've eaten too much!
Should we have hamburgers and hotdogs or something more sophisticated... LIKE CHICKEN!?!?!?
You're tacky and I hate you!
If you can't do it once, and you can't to it twice, then SCREW it!
Everyone gets a chance to be in the spotlight you can have it when I'm done!
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk by You Again?!?!?!?!?!?
Revenge is a bitch!
I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young to care...
I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch!
You know what they say about revenge; well I'm the BITCH!!!
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear!
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today!
Sometimes I think I understand everything...then I regain consciousness!
Take a chill pill and get addicted!!!!
Do you get it??!?! Get it?? Get it?? Yeah?? Ok...now laugh with me!!!
A friend is there to bail you out of jail, but your BEST friend is they’re sitting next to you, saying, "Shit man! That was great!"
Stories In Progress:
Once Upon an Unhappy TimeLooking For Love In All The Wrong Places (fictionpress.com) ~ NEW!! Leira has given up hope on love, at least for herself. Her gay best
friend, Jay, however, hasn't and he has his own plan for her lovelife.
He hires a personal escort to be her pretend boyfriend for the weekend
but what happens when the pretending stops..?
Stories that are On Hold:
Branded BadAss (fictionpress.com) ~ Vee just moved from NY & 2 a HS were she doesn't fit in.Branded a bada$$ for drinking,racing&beating the crap outta people,she trys to finish HS w/o a prob.But what happens when her algebra teacher teaches her something mor than math!
Dime Que Me Amas (Tell Me You Love Me) (fictionpress.com) ~ 1800(Spain) Gitana doesn't fit anywhere at home except for a gang of local boys.Her father loves her but has no time 4her and her stepmother is having a baby so she is sent off to England where she meets a duke who makes crazy and also something more!
A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words (Fictionpress.com)~ Vee is the #1 fashion designer for a huge company in New York City. Mina is her best friend, who just so happens to fall for Vee's boss, and just when things are this nuts someone from their past comes back looking for a job, will he win Vee's heart?
Stories that are Finished:
Rhythm and Blues~ COMPLETE!! Thanks to all the readers that reviewed this newsie story and I hoped all of you enjoyed it!! You never know I might make a sequel!!
New Stories Ideas:
All new stories will be posted after one or more of the Stories in Progress are completed
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